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DancesWithFish

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Dulcius ex Asperis

Great American Southwest
Joined June 2022
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@dances_fish
DancesWithFish
1 year
I am not a prophet. I am a student of history. Storms coming soon. Best get prepared as much as you can. Build a tribe Store some things Learn some skills Know your terrain
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7 months
@DonShift3 Make the cost high
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@dances_fish
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1 year
@financialjuice They put rational and North Korea in the same statement 🤣🤣
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@dances_fish
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1 year
@USConst_Amend_I That's cool because I don't understand washed up British royalty.
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1 year
@whatever Asian girl be like
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@dances_fish
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5 months
@Lead_Flinger ALL politicians are playing you
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@dances_fish
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1 year
@GathererSkull Feminism and fatherless homes destroyed the masculinity and drive in these young men. It's no wonder.
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@dances_fish
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1 year
@FiatFood Never EVER Talk to cops without a lawyer present. Ever Even cops don't talk to cops without a rep present.
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@dances_fish
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1 year
@MattWalshBlog Dude needs to back off on her snacks
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@dances_fish
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1 year
@guideforlovers Works especially well on insecure models
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@dances_fish
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11 months
@SteveYao702 @LasVegasLocally Stopping an imminent threat This ain't California
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@dances_fish
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1 year
@Variety Enjoy your $250k FDIC payout
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@dances_fish
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6 months
@KobeissiLetter Because the REAL inflation rate is a hell of a lot more than 3%
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@dances_fish
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4 months
@sentdefender Formal act of war. We best gear up asap.
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@dances_fish
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1 year
@maliburoadmovie GenX is much more likely to frag the leadership.
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@dances_fish
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7 months
@SKArmsCo Never interrupt the enemy making a mistake
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@dances_fish
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6 months
This
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@dances_fish
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9 months
@rangermonk1 Muh eardrums
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@dances_fish
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1 year
@JoeyFromPhilly @lavern_spicer They will put in capital controls next so you cannot leave with your money. It's coming.
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@dances_fish
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5 months
@lookner WTAF. Not even saline. Tap water.
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@dances_fish
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6 months
@DolioJ @mike1zr2 Some cell sites don’t HAVE backup. They tow a generator trailer in. It’s frightening how many, tbh
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@dances_fish
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1 year
@BudRespecter Bicycles Demp They will move goods to support multi million population centers on bicycles
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@dances_fish
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7 months
@SCMountainGoat How many of those gun deaths were gang related?
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@dances_fish
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5 months
@triggeryfingers Wait 5 minutes. The dog will take full possession.
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@dances_fish
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7 months
@BowTiedPassport 8 meals from anarchy
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@dances_fish
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6 months
@DigitalGoon Shrug “I used to work for the government “ usually shuts them up.
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@dances_fish
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1 year
@ragweed2020 BTW this is absolutely the right thing to do. Test your comms gear before your life depends on it.
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@dances_fish
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6 months
@Global_Mil_Info New episodes of MASH pending
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@dances_fish
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9 months
@FreedomNTV Tie that sucker to that F150 and gooooo
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@dances_fish
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1 year
@bunnnyjuice And it's genuinely distracting when you are there to work
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@dances_fish
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1 year
@rangermonk1 I think she's suing the police department.
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@dances_fish
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3 months
@scs_real You high?
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@dances_fish
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1 year
@CNBCnow Offshoring to where now?
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@dances_fish
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1 year
@FearTheFloof "it's fking sand. Nothing grows in it. Send them U-Hauls"
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@dances_fish
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4 months
@LasVegasLocally Do they emit led white smoke when a new Ops VP is chosen?
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@dances_fish
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6 months
@8NewsNow Should be 12 arrest warrants for murder
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@dances_fish
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@dances_fish
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9 months
@realzitro I could watch this on loop all day long.
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@dances_fish
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7 months
@SinCityAlerts Garbage truck Mafia
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@dances_fish
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5 months
@scrotus2024 @LizaGoitein The administrative state IS the dictatorship
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@dances_fish
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1 year
@HankVenture5 Menopause
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@dances_fish
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1 year
@FiatFood Hi Bad time to talk Here is my lawyers phone number. Please arrange a time through her.
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@dances_fish
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1 year
@rawsalerts Reading this while sitting in a Trader Joe's parking lot 👀👀
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@dances_fish
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9 months
@Hsolo275 Get A Lawyer ASAP And start with restraining orders so there is a paper trail for the inevitable result
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1 year
@KING5Seattle If she got killed she did not, in fact, do everything right.
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@dances_fish
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6 months
@MailOnline Great Utah has pissed off the aliens.
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@dances_fish
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11 months
@LatinaCasanova Truth Women are vine swingers
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@dances_fish
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1 year
@rangermonk1 It's always been totally disarmed as a goal Always
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6 months
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@dances_fish
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10 months
Awkward when you aren't the only one in the Vegas meetup hiking group to do this. 🤷‍♂️
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@dances_fish
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1 year
So I haven't been on a date in 30 years Any modern dating tips? Ya, she asked ME out.
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@NT_Quant @BowtiedCuda 2nd oldest profession
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@LasVegasLocally Need to build a wall, not a sphere.
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@dances_fish
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@Thermobaric_ Driving is a privilege regulated by the states. 2A is a constitutional right. Shall not be infringed.
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1 year
@VitalVegas Resort fees and parking fees. Or something
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@LasVegasLocally ABC Always be carrying
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1 year
@LordDLeo @Not_a_Shark_ Reminder Said logistics chains will be much closer to the combatants as well.
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@dances_fish
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1 year
@DolioJ @HecklerAndKoch If you are a brand, I beg you not to outsource your social media to an agency
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@dances_fish
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1 year
@MarcusGAnthony Not giving a crap what British royalty thinks since 1776
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@dances_fish
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1 year
Today's GM gif.
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@dances_fish
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11 months
@sfchronicle You voted for it Enjoy.
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@dances_fish
DancesWithFish
1 year
Time to start talking realistically about food production in non permissive environments.
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@dances_fish
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@FreedomNTV Don't f'k with tribal police. You are in a different nation.
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@dances_fish
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9 months
@unusual_whales So you're saying UPS will be all part timers then.
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@nettermike Newsomville
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1 year
@tweettruth2me Bad guy corner pocket
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1 year
@fallingdowncat Oh so those colored snow markers on your property in the desert aren't for snow ?
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@dances_fish
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10 months
@YayAreaNews Oakland is Feral
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1 year
@KTVU Meanwhile Southern border wide open. Fentanyl pouring in by the ton.
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@HardPass4 I can recommend some books @DonShift3 @DolioJ
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@dances_fish
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@HardPass4 The "fuck it get the shotgun unlocked* malfunction
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@dances_fish
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6 months
Daily reminder
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6 months
@Elex_Michaelson @GavinNewsom @CAgovernor @CaltransHQ Homeless Industrial Complex Nothing will actually go to the homeless
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1 year
@LatinaCasanova Especially the most normal.
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@Quakeprediction Can we make it a 9 ?
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@dances_fish
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@ScoopUrban "Just doing their jobs, not their fault". I remember a similar defense at Nuremberg
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@dances_fish
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1 year
@KTVN Maybe focus on Democrats enabling criminals through their legislation and DAs not prosecuting what's already on the books. California might be a happier place for you. It's a gun grabber utopia.
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@dances_fish
DancesWithFish
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@DigitalGoon Like your girlfriend locking herself out of her house and locksmiths wanting to charge $700 for after hours service. Ask me how I know. Saved her $700
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@TheInsiderPaper Thank a progressive Democrat.
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@reviewjournal Build the wall
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@dances_fish
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@Breaking911 $200 tax stamp and you can own all of those things. Most of them you can rent and shoot right here in Vegas as well.
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@dances_fish
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@DonShift3 Covers cellular and WiFi frequencies I assume. Why land mobile radio is your friend 150 mhz 220 mhz and 450 mhz are your friends
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GM Frens
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1 year
@CarmineFields5 @JoeyFromPhilly @lavern_spicer Enjoy your paradise when the producer class is gone.
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@sentdefender Wonder who let the gangs into the country in the first place.
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7 months
@DigitalGoon It's more fun when you send them a picture of themselves. Using their own web camera.
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@vinopesce @BudLightSadness Cuz dog baths are readily available to field EMS personnel.
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1 year
@Reverend_Ducati Women wearing scoop neck sweaters
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@nbcbayarea San Francisco is Feral
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@eds_manifesto Maybe the US should do the same since we are under invasion.
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@IntrepidTactic @ITShortKing Oh they haven't forgotten. They just don't care
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@dances_fish
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US Foreign Policy in a nutshell
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@guideforlovers Big false Who wants to kiss an ashtray
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@sfstandard Who among us ....
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@gas_biz That thing will be stripped bare in under an hour of going live in California
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1 year
@FWPlayboy She got served divorce papers at dinner.
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