I invited him to the crib, cooked for him gave him the sloppiest neck you can manifest in your mind, let him fold me like a origami bird, called him a Uber, then blocked him and never spoke to him again. I really beat him to the punch. We are learning the game too fast 🤣
“Ladies, if you could just support the WNBA the way you support a fat chick that’s proud of her body, and is no longer a threat to you, that league would be doing better numbers than the NBA.”
-Bill Burr. Bruh 💀
just a few weeks ago OJ simpson was in perfect health. no cancer no nothing. then suddenly he dies? white people have had a grudge against him since he was ACQUITTED. they took justice into their own hands… they are picking us off one by one
Seen a lot of hilarious jokes about how Janelle Monae used to dressed. Seen her been called a bellhop. A valet at a fancy Italian restaurant. But whoever called her the Monopoly Man wins the gold.
@DragonflyJonez
We are in the era of Laker/Bron hate so strong that people are knocking teams for improving their roster, as if it’s something unheard of.
These people are allowed to vote, and we have to share this planet with these people