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My husband got off work at 5 and immediately asked if he could take me to the book store and dinner and after we ate he pulled up to Ulta and said “I know my baby needs a few things” so if you need me I’ll be sitting on his face sorry

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1 month

Is it too early to drink one? 😩🥥

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3 years

@BrandiAlexandir This is some handmaids tale type bull shit

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6 months

Now that The Love Has Won documentary has come out I figure it’s a good time to tell y’all about when Amy Carlson bought the cabin next to my grandparents and burned it to the ground and then she disappeared and next we heard they found her covered in Christmas lights mummified

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1 year

I just watched a video where a gentleman was asked if he’d date a woman with herpes and he said no so they asked him if he gets cold sores and he fucking said yes 😭 he won’t date someone with herpes but has herpes lmao. Education is important y’all.

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Herpes is trending? Gonna use this moment to remind people that more than 50% of people globally have it. In the US, it's somewhere between 60%-80%. Cold sores are herpes, people just water it down by calling it a cold sore.

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1 month

@Yesimteamedward I love when men 😭😩

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2 years

@babyO512 @tinnkky Wow ma’am you solved the fentanyl epidemic

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2 years

@weducators1234 @justinboldaji Lol found the mom!

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6 months

Them leaving on a literal kayak 😂 the lore deepens

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4 years

Ontario would greatly benefit if they put in a tj max type store and a resteraunt like Applebee’s but we just keep getting new paint stores???? 🙃

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4 years

Ontario either smells like fries or shit there’s no in between

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7 months

@elderemo_mama I came across a group on fb a few years ago called LASIK survivors and they all complained of severe head pain after surgery that was so unbearable that a lot of people in the group committed and it terrified me. I’m legally blind in my left eye and don’t consider it an option..

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4 months

@xo_shmallyy If you’re in a state with good labor laws girl sue… my friend just sued for unlawful termination and it was a $30,000 dollar payout. Don’t let them screw yiy.

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7 months

@mamahailz Try and log in to the account and see what the recovery number is that it sends the password change to☺️ caught numerous people up just trying to hack into the account that’s fucking w me

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2 years

@notyourmom1999 @thatbadbitch91 That’s so sad honestly an elderly person was excited to see a new baby and overstepped but now they’re not allowed to see the baby at all? Family is everything and if she died you wouldn’t be sad? cuz that’s sad…

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2 years

These titties caused a fb riot between my family so I’d just like to remind everyone you’re allowed to be a mother and be sexy! It’s very hard for moms to find confidence after kids and let’s not forget a lot of us became mamas by fucking 😂💪🏼 sorry

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1 year

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2 months

The Bluey T and bike shorts combo on repeat

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4 years

@mscxox1 @mybarriepatch Lol is this your exs chick stalking your Twitter

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4 years

Ontario needs a chic fil a 😪😤

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4 years

Essential workers are still getting treated like shit and forced to work despite starting to show symptoms. Waremart in Ontario is forcing their employees to show up and threatening to fire them if they don’t DESPITE SHOWING SYMPTOMS so if you shop there just be cautious!

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1 year

@LeArielleSimone It’s bizarre. And the strawberries are so.. off? Like weird shapes and also huge

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6 months

@courtrundell I’ve tried telling people about this since it happened that summer in 2018 and it just sounds so unbelievable 🥴 she used to wander over and ask my grandparents if they’ve heard of “mother god” and my grandparents would just send her back to her cabin lmao.

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7 months

@badgyalrika_ @angrybIack My stepdaughter is mixed and her mom literally never taught her how do her own hair so she slicks it down In a bun everyday.. you really can’t expect someone to have all the knowledge you were given especially if you had an active mother a lot of people didn’t.

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2 years

@CaIImeSab Everyone says “don’t go to bed angry” but if my husband and I argue I make him sleep with one of the kids and I sleep in the by myself happy as a little clam.. whole bed to myself and no annoying as man. Then I wake up the next morning feeling better lmao

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1 month

Why do toddlers come home from preschool lookin like they went through the spin cycle twice?

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1 year

@Rubyneta2 @tramywtf That’s probably a nice families small business you’re telling people to drop reviews for.

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1 year

@spookypeachs Being checked for dilation progression is more painful than contractions and pushing combined. They put their whole hand up there…

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4 months

Do rich people not get in trouble for this shit because if I went to Walmart last night wearing her same outfit I’d be in jail today for public indecency are they not worried kids may see her?? Fuckin weird??

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3 months

Karma is going to eat you bitches up every single time I promise. Humble yourself because the energy you put out will come back always. 🤞

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3 years

My husband didn’t want to go out with his friend and his friend said “don’t let her play the postpartum depression card for to long” as if I want to have a generalized anxiety disorder that affects me daily

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2 years

@notyourmom1999 @thatbadbitch91 Don’t get me wrong I understand her grabbing the babe upset you but anyone who is a positive loving person to my child deserves to be there as well as my child who deserves a loving grandparent. Just a thought.

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3 months

@momofdroids I make my kids forage for their own sustenance in the wilderness like the wild animals they are. Teaches self reliance 🙏

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4 years

If you don’t see the problem just see yourself out of my follows because you’re a pos 😘😌

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4 years

This is madness. A young woman sitting in the street — in obvious distress. A policeman kicks her in the face. We’re apparently not better than this...

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2 years

Parents who ask for people to babysit their kids from the Facebook classifieds, I just have a question, what the fuck is wrong with you and how are you capable putting your child in the care of complete strangers you met on Facebook.

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7 months

@vegannabananna I showed my husband and he had sympathy he said “tiny toes, hard to paint” I think I too am married to some form of monkey caveman

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4 years

Thinking back about that time my bfs daughter asked if she could sleep in the living room to catch the tooth fairy on the security cameras and I photoshopped this😅

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3 years

Did you guys know your cars extended warranty is up and hot singles in your area wanna hook up or no

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1 month

@AmberHelmer @Dark_Femme_Life @msmayapapayaR5 Exactly this 😭 I got rewarded again and again

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7 months

@Saabbrraaa My husbands ex called cps on us so many times, it’s such a weak thing to do

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7 months

@badgyalrika_ @angrybIack Being as I was in the fourth grade when my stepdaughter was born not a whole lot! You can’t hate someone for trying to learn though not everyone is given that chance! It’s a lot of grown ass women who don’t know how to do their hair and makeup but be uplifting and encouraging.

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4 years

My fiancé said I buy unecessary and frivolous stuff but tbh I think he’s just jealous he doesn’t have a boat

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1 month

Men who want traditional values in women but can’t do anything make me laugh. You want to come home to a cooked meal and a clean house and domestic bliss but can’t change a tire, fix a leak or fight a bear or build a lodge out of pine wood. HMU when men become men again

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2 years

Season of the Capricorn ♑️

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2 years

I wish Ontario had something like jump time wtf am I supposed to take my kids to do when the weather is bad, a field trip to ore ida?

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7 months

Whenever I block and delete this Lily Brandt girl she just makes more profiles to add me on

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6 years

This isn’t deep this is ignorant you can’t guilt trip people into living by saying shit like this. You cannot force people to live painfully as to prevent others sadness..

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this the deepest shit i’ve ever seen.. deserved to share

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2 years

My husband bought me a new car yesterday and is having the house professionally cleaned tomorrow so if I’m pregnant again in a few weeks you know why !!!

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8 months

@Shamitrends I do.. my cousins husband died in his sleep at the age of 40 with no prior health conditions. Im telling him multiple times a day every chance I get.. maybe I have a little death anxiety 🙁

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4 years

It’s disgusting to me that guys I graduated with three years ago are hitting up 14-15 year old girls 🤢 who told y’all it was okay to be pedophiles

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2 years

Nothing in this world gives a greater ICK factor than a “Locally Hated” windshield banner 🤮

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4 years

I took my bfs daughter to the library with me once and was like ok tell the lady what kind of books you’re looking for and she said “I don’t know like murder and drama I guess” 🥴

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1 month

@CheefaCheefa If you like coconut yes they’re so good ❤️😩

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2 months

No matter what console I’m going to make everything pink 💕

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7 months

@hawkhatesyou Why does it look like he’s in the produce section of the grocery though 😂😂😂

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6 years

I could be in the worst mood ever and seeing a dog will shift that immediately

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6 months

Mommy

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4 years

My neighbor is an elderly lady and she sits in her window all day judging people, she told me one time “you sure do have a lot of people coming over everyday” and told me she saw a weird car parked in our neighborhood so she slashed the tires and she’s fr like 75 years old

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8 months

She was so painful but so worth it 🖤🥹

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2 months

I love cold cuts I will eat a sandwich at any time, sad? Sandwich, somebody died? a sandwich will make you feel better. You got promoted! Celebrate with a sandwich!

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3 years

@awemegs This man hates his mom or something to always be doing this to girls I 100% wouldn’t be surprised if he murdered someone

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7 years

My 9 am class only has 3 people in it and those two never show up so im here for two hours of lecture by. My. Self. 🙃 my prof keeps asking if theres questions and im like do i raise my hand im the only one here

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8 months

@jennam_h This is so amazing of them but maybe dont refer to a baby as “crack addicted newborn” you could have just said a baby and people would’ve got the message, don’t really think you’re supposed to share medical info like that anyways

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4 years

#NewProfilePic

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2 years

It’s crazy that a generation who blew cigarette smoke in their kids ear for ear infections tries to give us parenting advice

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4 months

Abbeys man took her to Africa and got her a Tiffany necklace so if you see me treating my man like a power ranger you know why #LoveOnTheSpectrum

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1 year

She’s coming along 🫶🏼🍩🍭

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7 months

the local crime group this morning a lady said she’d forgotten her dry cleaning and asking if an employee could help her as it’s for a wedding today someone said “just call the police” lmao we live in a world where white women will call the police for fashion emergencies!

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2 years

Ontario Oregon is really such a toxic town. The amount of horrific things that come from a place with such a small population is horrifying. I can’t stand this fucking town and I want to love the fuck away.

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2 years

I got my husband a pillow with my face on it if your needing some gift inspo 😉

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2 years

I spent hours decorating for my two year olds birthday in November. I had made the fb group two months prior and no one showed up, it’s broke my heart. Those who did come made it worth everything because they are who are important but now that a few months have passed people are

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3 months

She’s all healed 💕💘 multiple 6 hour sessions in this beast

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1 year

Casey Anthony killed her child and hid her body and her new documentary has done nothing but convince me that is very clear. I think she gave her something to put her to sleep and she overdosed on accident so she panicked and hid her. Casey Anthony is a BABY KILLER. Since 2008!

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3 years

I would just like to announce that I am FAT, that’s right I’m claiming that word as my own now, I have a fat ass, fat titties, and fat positive energy in my life , thanks 🤞♥️

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7 years

Its the last fuckin day of high school🎉😎

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8 months

I’m a firm believer that becoming a mom makes you 100 times sexier

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2 months

Why even get married if not to wear your man’s boxers to bed?

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6 years

We tolerate the tolerable. if your morals are derived from hate or a belief that you deserve to be here more than anybody else than sns I will never build a tolerance to you or your beliefs👋🏻

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Liberals are the most intolerant people all while pretending to preach tolerance

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8 months

The new diaper bag for fall 😉

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1 year

The Marie Antoinette sleeve 🫶🏼

𝓚𝓔𝓔𝓩𝓨 🐐

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1 year

QUOTE WITH YOUR FAVORITE TATTOO OR PIERCING 👀

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4 years

My man made me mad last night so I stayed up and watched an entire season of our show w out him but now I’m too scared to tell him so I’m just going to rewatch it and pretend it’s the first time.. smh

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3 months

All women with huge titties know it’s an absolute burden and nothing more

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women choose one of two paths when they are blessed and burdened by huge fucking yams

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3 months

“Tattoos are supposed to have meaning” 🐌😂

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7 months

My mirror is dirty af but I got the cutest body suit the girls look adorable in

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4 years

Double post 😚

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10 months

Tipping is not at all an option. In most states a waitress pay is as little as $3.25 if you’re not tipping at every restaurant you step foot into, you should not be eating out. You should be tipping your waitresses, bartenders, barbers, nail tech, everything. If not you’re a bum

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10 months

Not saying I don’t tip but y’all be mad af like it’s not OPTIONAL

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7 years

I hope wherever you are its somewhere amongst the stars, rest easy my sweet friend.

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2 years

I think more women experience some sort of postpartum depression and anxiety than those who don’t and one of the worst parts is feeling guilty that you’re sad because society has convinced you it’s supposed to be the most joyous time in your life.

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3 years

This girl is so hot wtf

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Felt cute

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2 years

Someone robbed my toy store at 4:30 am this morning and looked directly into the camera, and with the help of all my little Facebook fbi detectives I got a simple “im sorry I robbed you apology” no intentions of giving my stuff back only concealing her identity due to shame ❤️

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@ShockedIs Cookies and dino nuggies is a win partner

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3 months

Me drawing of a very detailed centipede to ask my artist if he can squeeze it in there 😂

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6 months

I’m not positive but I’m pretty sure I told my dad this bbq place locally has the best bbq sauce and I think he stole these for me 😂🫡

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2 years

If your spouse is a correctional officer at the Snake River Correctional center they’re fucking cheating or will soon. Save ya self!

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3 years

I wish Ontario would have put a Target in instead of marshalls 🥱

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4 months

Am I the only one who thinks military recruiters shouldn’t be able to go into schools and manipulate minors into serving promising them money and scholarships?

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2 months

The most embarrassing kind of parent to be is the one who steals pictures of your kids from other peoples facebooks because you have no pictures of them or with them because you’re not actually around ever!

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6 years

@ the kids I went to high school w that are still concerning themself w my buisinessss.

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6 years

don’t be a bitter local, get some falsies and a contour kit, maybe a choker and some black clothes, fall into a brief period of drug/alcohol abuse and stop body shaming - like the rest of us

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1 year

People who don’t have kids who go to sleep when they want and wake up whenever they feel giving opinions on shit they know nothing about is truly a pet peeve. I don’t give advice to horse trainers because I don’t fucking have a horse, shut up omfg 😭

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Okay so I’m not a parent so maybe my opinion doesn’t mean anything… but sleeping in the same bed as your infant/baby just sounds like a recipe for disaster

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I dont think I have ever been as exhausted as I am right now.

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