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@dagenmcdowell
Dagen McDowell
4 years
This is grief. The very sight of Elmo and Cookie Monster on air today made me start crying. Elmo then wiping away my tears. I have no idea why that happened at that moment. The sudden sorrow and jarring sense of loss come out of nowhere.
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4 years
Business owners in NYC are not allowed open up their doors, while thieves and vandals and rioters are allowed to break down those doors. The city’s downward spiral quickens.
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2 years
Student loan forgiveness, even the moratorium on loan payments, is a blaring FuckYou to the more than half of Americans who do not have a college degree.
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4 years
+2.51 MILLION jobs ADDED in May. The unemployment rate drops to 13.3%. RECOVERY BEGINS.
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3 years
Mask mandates? We don’t lower the speed limit to 10mph if some people refuse to wear seat belts.
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2 years
Half a century of resting bitch face.
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9 months
AG Merrick Garland violates Dept. of Justice regulations by appointing David Weiss as Special Counsel. Weiss works for Biden’s DOJ and isn’t eligible. Here’s the relevant reg. Section 600.3.
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3 years
The father of Hunter Biden just told Americans how to be parents. ☑️☑️
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2 years
Inflation’s cranking. Stocks tanking. And Biden & Co. throwing a garden party at the White House. To celebrate what? Crushing your dreams?
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2 years
President Biden wants to raise taxes when the US is likely in a recession. Idiots gonna idiot.
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4 years
Imagine if you had not killed thousands of people in NY nursing homes. Imagine if their families could still see them, be with them, tell them they love them. Imagine that.
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Archive: Governor Andrew Cuomo
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Imagine where our nation would be if the federal government treated this public health crisis as just that: A public health crisis.
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2 years
If this was your Grandpa, today you and the family would be taking away his car keys.
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2 years
When we come to work at 3AM in New York City this is what we see. Frightening. Chaos.
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3 years
As if you didn’t already know that the media are biased and corrupt, you know now: They made Ted Cruz going to Cancun a bigger story, showed more outrage than Andy Cuomo killing elderly New Yorkers in nursing homes and then covering it up.
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2 years
OIL SURGES TO HIGHEST PRICE IN NEARLY 11 YEARS—TOPPING $111/BARREL.
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3 years
My neighbor this morning: We need to bring this country together.  Me: You can start by telling all your acquaintances to stop calling 71+ Million Americans racists, bigots and Nazis.
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3 years
“If you lose your job in the oil industry, you can be retrained for a different job.” Translation: Fuck you and your family. Climate first.
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2 years
Standing atop unimaginable suffering and grief in an attempt to elevate himself. A new low in a career of embarrassing self-promotion. Repulsive Me-ism. May Beto sink back into his gurgling lagoon of sewage.
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2 years
By 5PM Friday my local CVS had been hit 6 times by shoplifters. TODAY.
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1 year
Yesterday I wore a Crown Royal bag.
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4 years
Here’s the nursing-home order Andy Cuomo signed, killing thousands of elderly New Yorkers. (Via @JaniceDean ) His Dept. of Health tried to scrub it from the Internet. The cover-up didn’t work.
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New York Post
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Cuomo blames GOP, NY Post for controversy over nursing home COVID-19 deaths
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How long before Biden & Co. blame fat babies for the formula shortages?
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4 years
Or you’ll send them into nursing homes? Own your shit.
@NYGovCuomo
Archive: Governor Andrew Cuomo
4 years
If you're traveling to New York from the following states you must self-quarantine for 14 days. The states are: AL, AR, AZ, CA, FL, GA, IA, ID, LA, MS, NC, NV, SC, TN, TX, UT.
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2 years
What does it taste like, Joe? I have ideas.
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Biden: "I know you're frustrated. I can taste it."
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2 years
2021 and 2020 and 2019 can kiss my ass.
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2 years
Official: Elon Musk buys Twitter. $44 Billion in cash or $54.20/share
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2 years
Happy Birthday Momma. The grief today is more crippling, crushing than the day you died. I miss you beyond explanation.
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The grief never goes away. Today it always deepens. Thinking of the people grieving instead of celebrating today.
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2 years
Biden’s “Return to Civility”
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Biden caught on hot mic calling Peter Doocy a "stupid son-of-a-bitch" when he asked a question about inflation
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2 years
I just poured a Solo cup full o’ wine to walk the dogs. That is all.
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1 year
🚨Arizona Sen. Kyrsten Sinema is changing her party affiliation to independent. Goodbye Democrat Party.🚨
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2 years
Joe Biden is the political equivalent of a dirty diaper.
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. @AndrewCMcCarthy says what makes a Special Counsel SPECIAL: the attorney is supposed to be brought in from OUTSIDE government, according to the regulation. David Weiss is a top official in Biden’s DOJ + not eligible! “This guy is a vehicle to flush the case….This whole thing…
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2 years
Biden…Bragging about record job creation? The country is still 3.6 million jobs short of pre-pandemic employment. Oh and wages fell -2.4% last year after adjusting for the near 40-year high inflation.
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2 years
Brag: I learned how to siphon gasoline as a kid.
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2 years
CRUDE OIL SURGING TO PRICES NOT SEEN SINCE 2008. 14-YEAR HIGHS. CRUDE TOPPING $116/BARREL THURSDAY MORNING.
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4 years
In less than one year: the death of my Mom/his wife of 58 years from metastatic lung cancer, Covid isolation, a heart attack and an aortic valve replacement. My Dad, living on his own and pushing through every day, deserves to wear this.
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3 years
My Mom told me as she battled metastatic lung cancer that had spread to her backbone and pelvis: “Don’t feel sorry for me. I’ve enjoyed a long life. Weep and pray for those dying from this disease who have so much life left to live, so much joy left to give.” #WorldCancerDay
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Christmastime will never be the same without her. Thinking of everyone grieving the loss of a loved one. Sending prayers and blessings and strength.
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2 years
Prayers up for @BenjaminHallFNC and his entire family. Praying for strength, healing, recovery. Please join all of us and send up your own prayers. 🙏
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4 years
Social media right now is a septic tank explosion.
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4 years
As soon as my Dad heard restaurants in VA could open outside, he encouraged the Drug Store Grill in Brookneal to reopen on the terrace last Friday. He even made a reservation. Daddy + Momma loved eating there together. And living life again did indeed put a smile on his face.
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3 years
I’d guess that at least some people inside Amazon, Apple and Google experienced an “Oh Shit!” moment in the past week. With the unplugging of Parler, this all-powerful trinity gave the world a tiny peak at the havoc they can wreak. Unchecked threats to speech and competition.
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Elon Musk @elonmusk is fighting the idea that no one should be allowed to have an opinion unless it’s the shared opinion of left-wing orthodoxy. He is not trying to ensure that HIS opinions are out there but that EVERYONE IS HEARD.
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The arsonist who set fire to the Fox Christmas tree was released with no bail less than 24 hours after committing this crime.💥 This dangerous man was sitting directly across the street from Fox as this new tree was lit last night.💥 Life in the left-wing looniverse.
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5 years
To the young man I saw in the cancer hospital today: I’m praying for you. For strength. For freedom from pain. For joy in your life. These prayers go out to everyone battling cancer this day and to their loved ones and caregivers, also warriors in this brutal fight.
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4 years
As the child of two small business owners in the rural south, I’ve known my whole life that these privileged politicians do not give a flying damn about store owners and workers. Their mouths function only as eternal springs of rhetorical sewage.
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2 years
Biden & Co. have intentionally driven up the price of oil and fuel by taking a hatchet to our energy economy. They’ve intentionally created hardships for Americans. Only when energy prices are high do these alternatives make financial sense. This suffering is by design.
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Psaki: "Our view is that the rise in gas prices over the long term makes an even stronger case for doubling down our investment and our focus on clean energy options."
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4 years
Social media today: An ass casserole.
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2 years
This rambling press conference is so awful. Am I actually beginning to feel sorry for President PawPaw? No.
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In this photo, Momma already knew she had the cancer that would kill her: Stage 4 lung cancer that had metastasized to her spinal column and pelvis. She hadn’t started treatment or palliative radiation. She was in excruciating pain. But here she was…off to @PHenrysRedHill to…
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2 years
Here’s Meryl Streep giving child rapist Roman Polanski a standing ovation in 2003. Polanski won the directing Oscar that year, more than 25 years after he drugged and raped a 13 year-old. He was only kicked out of the Academy 4 years ago. This is what they stand for.
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3 years
Why do veterinarians in NY still make the dog+cat parents wait outside (in the chill and rain)? If restaurants are open inside, why can’t someone sit in a waiting room while a sick pet is being cared for? Ongoing ludicrous lockdown horseshit.
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4 years
From this Southerner: Let the chattering classes underestimate you because of the way you speak, let them assume you’re stupid because of where you’re from. Then watch their pomposity melt into horror when they realize you’re besting them, beating them, winning.
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2 years
A sure-fire way to reveal you’re psychotic: Scream at unmasked people in an elevator that you are “not riding with these dangerous people” and get out of said elevator shrieking. All while wearing a cloth mask, which doesn’t even work. This happened to me…yesterday.
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I just saw a man walking down the sidewalk in the rain…nekkid from the waist down…wearing a fresh mask.
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I’m old enough to have sat in the smoking section of an airplane…by choice.
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Do you have anything that you need to work out, iron out, just say to your Momma or your Daddy? If you are blessed to have them on this Earth still, do that today. Talk to them. Use that gift. And Merry Christmas.
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4 years
I have already eaten half the food I “stockpiled.”
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1 year
Thank y’all for the kind birthday wishes. ❤️
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This is the mask I’ll be wearing henceforth if forced to don one.
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3 years
Job growth slowing. Inflation spiking. Stagflation. Spending trillions of dollars more makes it worse. Not better.
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2 years
My take on Biden’s Kimmel interview: Just imagine yourself down wind from a hog farm.
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4 years
If Mike Bloomberg tried farming...
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About three months ago, US Energy Secretary Granholm didn’t even know how much oil this country consumes in a day. Leaders are needed; instead, we’ve got useless clatterbags.
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Biden’s NEW slogan: We only leave 10% of Americans on the battlefield.
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My 84-year-old Dad: “I downloaded Spotify today.” Me: “Why?” Dad: “To listen to Stevie Ray Vaughan in the pick-up.”
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Dagen McDowell
3 years
Can we start referring to Joe as “Hunter Biden’s daddy” instead of President of the United States? Feels less humiliating at the moment.
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Dagen McDowell
2 years
Serving up a casserole of stupid every Monday through Friday.
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Joy Behar has no idea how the 3 branches of government works, thinks the Supreme Court passes bills: "The Supreme Court is poised to pass a bill contradicting New York City State laws."
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3 years
If you think any politician is most deserving of accolades and awards THIS YEAR, you really need to go talk to somebody.
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4 years
Today I saw three different men in NYC clear their throats and spit onto the sidewalk. Yep. Three men hocking loogies. One man actually pulled his face mask down so he could spit where people walk. Where I come from, somebody would’ve whacked them in the ass with a 2x4.
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With student loan forgiveness + a payment moratorium extension, BIDEN SEZ: SCREW the majority of Americans who don’t have a 4-year college degree SCREW responsible people who pay their debts, didn’t go deep into hock for college SCREW all struggling under the burden of inflation
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3 years
The President Biden tries to blame President Trump for what happened today, starts grilling Peter Doocy, then says “I gotta go to a meeting.” I fear for all Americans with this man in charge.
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My Favorite Thanksgiving Classic 🦃🦃🦃🦃 WKRP in Cincinnati “Like sacks of wet cement”
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3 years
When I’m having a garbage day, I think about my Mom. She battled stage 4 lung cancer for over five years, The cancer had metastasized to her backbone, pelvis, eventually breaking her neck. She suffered a stroke and horrific treatment side effects. She never complained. Not once.
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The kidnapping and sexual assault of children by illegals is a laugh riot. Ghouls.
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Jen Psaki, Joy Reid, and Rachel Maddow are laughing on MSNBC at the fact that voters in Virginia care about immigration: Maddow: “Well, Virginia does have a border with West Virginia.”
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NYC liberals who vote Democrat up and down, year after year, never thought illegal migrants would wind up in their parks and playgrounds. They get zero sympathy.
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3 years
Carbo-loading and studying up for @Gutfeldfox ❗️at 11PM!
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Allowing for personal responsibility and decision-making is “Neanderthal thinking, according to Biden. Then what do you call Cuomo killing 15,000 seniors and covering up the number of people who died? Buffalo Bill leadership?
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2 years
Inflation is running at a 40-year high. Real (inflation-adjusted) wages falling 1.7% in the last year. Working Americans are being crushed. #SOTU
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4 years
Prayers up for our President.
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3 years
President Biden last night delivered a Declaration of Dependence. A plan to make Americans dependent on government via vast new entitlements. “We the people is the government.” Politicians and bureaucrats make better decisions about your life, livelihood than you do? Never.
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New York Times Headline: “Tree Catches Fire.” Well, it didn’t spontaneously combust. A dangerous individual SET THE TREE ON FIRE. Sadly predictable.
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The gentleman who drove me to the Dallas airport sent me this text after dropping me off. This is Texas. This is America. Pray for me. I’ll pray for you.
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Biden & Co. are focused on the world they want, not the world in which we live. Dreaming of some leftwing Land of the Lost where internal combustion engines don’t exist and men lactate. When ideology dictates policy, real-life facts, consequences are ignored. Commander In Cruelty
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I’m thinking of packing a leaf blower to defend myself, since the Second Amendment doesn’t exist in this hellhole. At the very least, the combination of being irritating and looking insane might keep assailants at bay.
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May God bless their souls and comfort their loved ones in grief. Praying for their grieving families. Sending strength and blessings.
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A NYC spa just disinfected my credit card before handing it back to me. I’m not going to lick it. GTFOH
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🚨A federal judge in Louisiana temporarily blocks the Biden administration’s plans to end Title 42 at our southern border. 🚨
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I just called my Dad and he told me he was with his friends having a 7-course meal: a 6-pack and a possum.
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Americans and our friends and allies are stranded behind enemy lines in Afghanistan. And Biden starts his speech humping his Build/Back/Better agenda. Garbage.
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Nine pharmaceutical companies, including Pfizer, AstraZeneca, GlaxoSmithKline and JNJ, today pledging to only seek approval for Covid-19 vaccines that have shown to be *safe and effective.* Maybe this will squelch the not-so-subtle scare tactics being deployed by Biden/Harris.
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I just managed to piss off anti-vaxxers and Duran Duran fans in less than one hour.
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I’m deeply thankful, eternally grateful for the endless prayers and unwavering countenance from everyone during my Momma’s cancer battle and after her death. Words fail to capture the outpouring of blessings I’ve felt.
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Schiff: Lemme whine about gettin’ booted from the Intelligence Committee using Chinese spyware. Morons gonna moron.
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Dagen McDowell
4 years
The stock market sell-off is not Covid-related. Stocks tumbling in recent days because investors are finally factoring in a Joe Biden presidency.
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2 years
The instantaneous failure of CNN➕ reveals that the CNN brand is essentially worthless.
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As someone from the rural south, I cannot believe any juror would buy this Alex Murdaugh pigshit calling his murdered son Paw Paw on the stand. You call your grandpappy Paw Paw. That’s it. What an obvious, grotesque ploy to elicit sympathy from the jury. @MandyMatney
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