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@cruelpractice

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@MissDaytona
xx
5 years
and still loving u. After all of these years
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michael🌟
3 months
i miss her
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michael🌟
26 days
was gonna be super shady but then i saw that you are 15 years old. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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We need to be honest about the Brat era cuz Charli seems to be abolishing all of her artistic talent and now is relying on this “iconic camp gen z gay icon” aesthetic so that her newgen fans can somehow connect to her while the singles are mostly just mid…
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2 years
Literally what is Sky Ferreira’s form of income
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michael🌟
2 years
Lana Del Rey’s mind when she wrote Doin’ Time
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michael🌟
1 year
please show me 1 example where arca and tove lo have made similar sounding music
@Thelightiscumn
Liam | Unproblematic
1 year
i don’t know what genre of music this is but i don’t like it
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1 year
“Me and who” he’s gay, traumatized, & a prostitute… and she’s his hag. Don’t piss me off
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2 years
i don’t get why ppl still feel the need to label every minor feeling, stimulation, or lack thereof… like it’s odd behavior
@SockPuppetTuber
Sock_Dootems |THE (cartoon) Sock Puppet Vtuber
2 years
*cough*
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@nicotineliker This and emperors new clothes like what was i doing/7;!/&,)/!;7/>\?|€_>
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2 years
when you find a bomb ass selfie pose
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@madisonisevil like know ur place….
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michael🌟
1 year
Why are you posting a photo of a 16 year old to hoards of perverted gay men?
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michael🌟
8 months
You’re nowhere near as talented as Robyn by the way
@calumscott
Calum Scott
8 months
1,000,000,000 streams of my version of ‘Dancing On My Own’ on @Spotify - a ‘thank you’ just doesn’t seem grateful enough but trust me, I am. 🥹
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michael🌟
2 months
If Madonna’s getting sued for 2 hours then Sky Ferreira should be given the death sentence
@PopCrave
Pop Crave
2 months
Madonna asks court to dismiss lawsuit over late concert start times. In January, two fans filed a lawsuit against Madonna for starting her concert more than two hours late. They accused her of “false advertising, negligent representation, and unfair and deceptive trade
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@goblinfoIk I mean not really. Charli has been making fun, tongue in cheek music for forever, and to pretend like the song & vid for 360 is out of character for her is just a projection of who some fans want her to be. And wtf does “abolishing artistic talent” even mean lol
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1 year
@bklynb4by Mothers… like yeah….
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5 months
Saltburn was a major disappointment but at least she gets some bills paid
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2 months
@lonelyfag15 Women also notoriously date men who are much less hotter than they are so..
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2 years
one day sky ferreira will release an empty cd album and tell her fans to imagine the music 😂😂😭😭😩😩 they'll be like "i hear it" 🤣
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1 year
Unlike the rest of these artists, Lana’s impact is felt on a much greater scale at a worldwide level. Björk, Fiona, and Kate are great in their own right—but are in completely different lanes than what Lana has accomplished for alt music and artists
Who is the queen of alt?
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Lana can’t even win a grammy in the country section omfgjsjfjsjfhshfjs
@BeyLegion
BEYONCÉ LEGION 𐚁
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ACT II 3.29
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11 months
She’s quite honestly the most insufferable person of all time
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Pop Base
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Doja Cat calls out her fans for calling themselves ‘Kittenz’ as a fandom name: “my fans don’t name themselves shit. if you call yourself a “kitten” or fucking “kittenz” that means you need to get off your phone and get a job and help your parents with the house.”
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@honeymunes it’s opposite actually
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2 years
Imagine being a nepotism baby and being broke like omg id be embarrassed
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michael🌟
2 months
“Are you ready for your pop perfection lessons?” Gaga gulped. Kylie shuttered. Beyoncé was sweating. Taylor wasn’t present. Madonna shivered. “Yes Miss Madeline” they all said in unison.
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3 years
HELP???
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1 year
What Todrick Hall and other self-important + shallow gay “artists” don’t understand is that we do not want to be represented by another stereotypical, mean spirited, catty-attituded gay man on a major platform directed for “all audiences.” You are not a martyr—just uncreative
@PopCrave
Pop Crave
1 year
Todrick addresses the queer community in lengthy letter shared to social media: “When our LGBTQ+ show was announced you'd think any pushback would've come from the church or conservatives. But a closer look would show you that the call was coming from inside the house.”
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Gym crush introduced himself to me
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3 years
@RockCandyH She looks right! And left 💕
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8 months
Kylie Minogue laughs as Dannii Minogue cries in a cage while writing music
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@speckvoices No like she literally defined a generation
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1 year
James Charles unable to find a man is so telling of his absolutely terrible personality and predator behavior… because you’re telling me a mega wealthy influencer can’t hold down a man in this shallow community lmfao? that takes EXTRA evil
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michael🌟
11 months
if u put joanna newsom on aux im getting out of the car
@Melodramir
Jamir
11 months
Who's getting the aux?
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1 year
This is weird. Why can’t u guys take her seriously. She made an album about religious trauma.
@tintwenti
◆* 。゚☆ tinay*; sawayama ☆ 。゚ *◆
1 year
a thread of megamind ethel cain
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@bklynb4by And it’s only 7000 calories!
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1 year
Genuine question: Do you guys ever get tired of ironic homophobia and mocking strangers online over *checks notes* …selfies?
the gals <3
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2 years
if u feel the need for constant validation for a given identity then i think there’s a bigger issue at hand 😅 maybe painting is a better outlet for u guys
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11 months
@bklynb4by Byee it’s so obviously Wisconsin#]?~£\%|!\*|%
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michael🌟
2 years
Why is everyone saying she didn’t write it lol. Stop trying to discredit hard working women’s achievements
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2 years
will never understand why people hate american life
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1 year
Like can u popcrave idiots at least try to make these collages a little believable like omg
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1 year
she’s so goddamn lazy
@nikolaadelrey
𝒩 𝜗𝜚 saw lana live
1 year
THERES GONNA BE A SWING IM SOBBING SO HARD RN
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@abjortia literally like it’s just corny now
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2 years
@fclklore That’s MOTHER
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1 year
@speckvoices angèle aka queen of france
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2 years
y’all will call anyone mother like who tf is sophie ellis bextor
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2 years
Ethel cain songs be so relatable and then she says some shit about Sweet mourning lamb i cresten thy scalp with the blood thoust father has shed upon thee Like okay damn
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1 year
this might just be the best produced pop song of all time idk…
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2 months
simply because when lana does it it’s charming and endearing and when tay does it it’s corny. it speaks to the ethos of it all
@fl6ridakilos
flo ⎕ ౨ৎ Lasso is coming
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girl bye
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@bklynb4by she’s so😭😭
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10 months
If you’re confused why Ray of Light and Body Talk “made the list” then you don’t listen to enough music
@TierMaker
TierMaker
10 months
The 200 Best Albums of the Last 25 Years Tier List Community Ranking by Twitter users. Albums selected by Pitchfork. Disagreements? Unlikely, because this is the community consensus. But if you do have some, Create your own or remix this list here:
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2 years
I JUST MET BJORK IN THIS AIRPORT OMFG??????
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10 months
@house0fwaxxx charli xcx feature 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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2 years
@iceb1inkluck i mean thats valid.. but there doesn’t need to be these hyperspecific labels for it like
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4 months
Idgaf i’m pulling a Nicki tonight. Coke rant live tweets SOON
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2 years
@rebeccaatorales Lol ok. Lana is literally the artist of this song. She made and wrote it. Stop trying to discredit her
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2 years
@shaanisnotyourx yes she did
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4 months
the way they’re dead serious too😭
@swiftieee97
Tortured Poet
4 months
Will you join this group?
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the way she was literally 19
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6 months
Madonna after getting on the dancefloor:
@M4LIKHI
mallard 🦆
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i have a few confessions to make
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Telling everyone ur a loser w/ internalized homophobia over Marina’s sloppy & pretentious girlboss album that makes no effort to actually start a conversation around any political ideology or cultural issue, but instead throws around buzz words to larp as some1 who’s involved lol
@michelangeluv
Michelangelo
1 year
Of course because twinks like you don’t care about politics or any meaning only what’s the best song to gulp some cock.
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1 year
I actually want to applaud Lana for ruining LMLYLAW because it takes true skill to make such a beautiful and passionate song into an utterly boring and forgettable song
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10 months
@mazzysstars Can’t really expect an ethel cain fan to be smart
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2 years
@theblackestdae But she earned it all herself and she’s a millionairess
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2 years
@octatate Wait let me give her a stream or two now
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@ibuffysummers we’re at the post that i can’t tell if this is real
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2 years
And when can phoebe bridgers ever serve this hard…?
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Desire when it meets Caroline Polachek
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@_artsartsarts You’ve always been a star…
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1 year
And scene
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@mubi
MUBI
1 year
"The camera can film my face but until it captures my soul, you don’t have a movie..." Al Pacino. Born on this day in 1940.
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Why are you blaming literal children for being preyed on by pedophiles?
@tthankunextt
daisy 🌼is anti israel
2 years
Gays be like “oh em g grindr is so bad I was 15 and lost my virginity to a 67 year old man” like that’s Grindrs fault?? No that’s on YOU!! Your lil horny gay ass would of searched for that experience on another dating app anyways
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@howimfeeIingnow Modeling for a magazine once a year can only get u so far😭😭😭
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@skyferrori like i’d be way more fun.
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8 months
Sza such a loser i’m crying>] #_ |€.^\>|*\^\
@PopCrave
Pop Crave
8 months
A fan of SZA shares the argument she had with the artist through DMs.
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@whole_liquor God you’re such a loser
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4 yrs cancer free, X era over and panned, eviction notice on the door, Dannii threatening to take her throne.., SHE HAD ONE CHANCE.. and she made Aphrodite.
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Finally escaped my parents and hooked up with a guy in under 30 minutes
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@inncntknd that’s what i mean😭 she had that connection but wasn’t able to facilitate any more after
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4 months
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO
@PopBase
Pop Base
4 months
Camila Cabello shares snippet of new music.
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@honeymounz I’m convinced you do these types of tweets just to drag bb
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8 months
If you held me at gunpoint and told me to sing any of these songs i would be dead
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@honeymounz
honeymoun
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Which feature released this year is your favorite
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back when she was an artist
@iconiksongs
songs that changed history
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paparazzi by lady gaga.
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Rina Sawayama every time she logs onto Twitter
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onika bigger
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Mind you Troye wouldn’t have a career if not for Kylie’s impact… shes been working her entire career for this
@skyferrori
leon
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I love u kylie but the twink kinda worked his ass off for that grammy
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2 years
There’s no such thing as bisexual… you’re either heterosexual or you’re gay
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2 years
Ellie Goulding says she can’t believe there are more than 800 missing people in the UK. “Where the fuck are they all?” she said.
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@honeymounz And fiona apple is producing :)
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@bklynb4by 2004 is the doll
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1 year
WERE ABOUT TO GET 10 MORE AMERICAN FANS OMG
@MinogueCentral
Kylie Central
1 year
🇺🇸 @kylieminogue will be performing on the ‘American Idol’ season finale on 21 May!
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@yalozai022 @ikwthatsright that’s 3/6 of the men in this photo…😭
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1 year
Slayyyter randomly having the best release of the night
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3 months
every time a gay man posts a grindr screenshot an angel’s wings are ripped from their body
@MikeBorses
pass around party bottom
3 months
ok... so a very hot guy tapped me on Grindr, I said hi, he started being silly and playful. My profile says "hey nerds," so he was calling me a nerd, v cute. Then he asks if I want to see a poem. It was so bad I ended up talking to him like a kindergarten teacher! Idk what to say
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@miangelitooooo THIS SENTENCE
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michael🌟
7 months
Ok but the fact that everyone is impressed by dua lipa dancing in front of a mirror with the same 80s synth song she’s been doing for 4 years is a clear mark of the decline of our culture
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she needs a weekly podcast she’s just so effortlessly entertaining and artful with how she speaks
@Dsrspctflstrngr
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4 months
#AzealiaBanks chimes in on the Nicki Minaj & Megan beef. Says, she knows the real reason Nicki is mad. Thoughts?
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