Again, I’ll have to reiterate this over and over again….
I’m not “open minded”
Don’t come at me with bad manners and sexually depraved behaviors…
I’ll insult your lovely mother
I don’t have manners
Called my lil niece on vid call bc I miss her. We chatted for like 2 mins, next thing she said is “can I watch YouTube kids?”
Me: ofc you can. You have data na, abi?
Her: can you end the call? I want to watch YouTube kids.
My heart shattered 😂
I hate my 9-5 on a norm
But the good tin about it is that it doesn’t allow me laze around in a man’s house for 4 days.
You’ll beg to see me on d weekend and you won’t.
Bc I most likely wanna get drunk with my babes, come back and crash like a proper drunkard.
I also luv my space
Advocates of “don’t check your partner’s phone, anything you see, na you sabi”
Should also advocate for,
“Don’t check your kids DNA. Anything the test results shows, na you sabi”
@Anthonytyga
@arowosaanu
Beauty privilege is totally a thing!!! And these kids have the whole begging thing figured out… they’ll hold your hands until you give them some money
Plus, I can bet a lot of money that their parents won’t let anyone adopt them
You know the weird thing about other politicians calling Peter Obi, “social media president?” They forget the
#EndSARS
movement started on this same social media
Challenge!! (Women Only)
I dare you to quote this tweet with a pic of your bare face only(no full body, no cleavage showing) without make-up/filter and rack 2k likes in 2hrs.
Rene had the opportunity to start the call with something like this, “This is Rene, the premenopausal Baddie, the strongest adversary to marital union, the deceiver of young girls, first of her name!”
This bike man had his heart broken by an igbo babe called Chiamaka. Spent lots of money on her and she ended up saying she can’t marry “mallam”
Y’all pray for me. Make this man no vex fling me away😂
Told my sister I’ll most likely be retained at my PPA.
Her response was, “am I supposed to be surprised? I mean, it’s you!”
The kinda faith/belief my family have in me should be studied 🥹
My mother stays bragging to her friends, “my daughter is a lawyer in Abuja and she’s taking care of me”
One of the said friends just called to ask me for airtime🤦🏽♀️
@ajsago
@o_keilani
Your feelings are valid. And I'm not exactly certain that the reason you should have kids is "because you're a woman." Kids or no kids doesn't validate your "womanity." Hope I'm not coming off as judgmental, that is honestly not my intention😭❤
Today is my Dad’s birthday! He worked soooo hard to give my siblings and I a comfortable life.
I hope the stars align in my favor so I can give him a wayyy more comfortable life.
Abuja is a wild place!
A guy was advertising his massage business to me.
Collected my Instagram handle and promised me to send his works.
It was a vid of him giving a woman head on a massage table.
Sensual massage my foot😂
If you don’t gtfoh😂
@chillynchi
@drpenking
Stay here with us my dear! Dont be a coward! Buhari will probably find a way to go for third tenure and we shall live happily ever after in our beautiful land Nigeria!!!
Did the adult thing and took my sick ass to the hospital! Growth!
And in the occupation section of the hospital card, I almost wrote “student.”
Caught myself in time and wrote “lawyer.”
God! I’m legit a proper adult 😭😭😭😭
@Atiaps_Manuel
@Thekwinofhearts
Nope!!! These women actually take their time… take a look at most of the terrible marriages we have these days… it’s actually from the youngins of under 25
@skinville
@temiisatop
See. It’s easy. Are you a Christian? yes. Same should go for feminism without trying to explain the various versions of feminism.
This is my POV too!!
Y’all expect wayyyyy too much commitment from a simple exchange of bodily fluids! Thus, they weaponize it against us.
Y’all can’t tell me you don’t have sexual needs!
Use these men!!! Use them! They’re cheap asf🤦🏽♀️
To hell with body count😂
This is why I’m big on having sex with people I want to have it with. Not because I think they care about me or they are good people. Just based on pure brims and attraction - expecting nothing in return. If they end up being amazing people, great!