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THE STATE YOU'RE IN & MANATEE INSANITY both out in paperback now! Other books: NYT bestseller OH, FLORIDA! & CAT TALE. Columnist, Florida Phoenix. Florida man.

St. Petersburg FL
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Craig Pittman
3 years
Nothing like opening the Sunday edition of #Florida 's largest newspaper and seeing this piece about my new book THE STATE YOU'RE IN occupying nearly a full page in the features section. via @colettemb
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1 year
@EndWokeness You do realize there are no Black kids in that photo on the left. This appears to be a photo from the days of segregated schools when public officials were KKK members. I don't think we want to go back to that horrible time.
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1 year
D'OH! #Florida @GovRonDeSantis ' handpicked board overseeing @WaltDisneyWorld govt services says old board snuck thru a 30-year development agreement that effectively renders them powerless to manage its future growth via @SkylerSwisher
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9 months
If it hadn’t been for a fender bender on Interstate 75 near Chattanooga, TN, Tuesday morning, most folks wouldn’t know that #Florida @GovRonDeSantis was using state govt vehicles for his 2024 run for president. via @jeffschweers
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4 years
In secret recording, @realDonaldTrump talks with #LevParnas about then- #Florida gov Rick Scott & Parnas' role in campaign to help him become @SenRickScott . Scott spox says senator has "no recollection of meeting" Parnas. via @scontorno
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1 year
The #Florida college student who set up a Twitter account to track Elon Musk's jet has now set up an account to track @GovRonDeSantis ' jet. via @samtabahriti
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3 years
Federal wildlife officials are trying to find out who scraped the five-letter word #TRUMP on the back of a #Florida #manatee .
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Craig Pittman
4 years
After 21 years covering environmental issues for #Florida 's largest and best paper, the @TB_Times , I was laid off today. It's been a great run. Watch this space for my next adventure.
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11 months
#Florida Democratic chair @NikkiFried files ethics complaints against @GovRonDeSantis ’ gubernatorial staff for allegedly soliciting campaign contributions from lobbyists & lawmakers for his 2024 White House campaign. via @SteveLemongello
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4 years
@mschlapp But the Kansas City Chiefs are not.
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Craig Pittman
3 years
Wow, this @orlandosentinel 1A headline today does NOT make #Florida @GovRonDeSantis look good on handling the #coronavirus emergency.
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4 months
#Florida newspaper runs entire list of banned books, which includes one by @Carl_Hiaasen .
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4 months
Today's newspaper captures the breadth of this madness.
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7 years
Best sign so far protesting #SpencerAtUF is this one from Jennie Richards of Jacksonville via @EmilyMichot
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1 year
BREAKING: Former #Florida gubernatorial candidate Andrew Gillum found NOT GUILTY of lying to FBI. Jury deadlocked on other charges against the former Tallahassee mayor and his campaign adviser. via @lmower3
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7 years
#Florida city taking down its own Confederate monument today.
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1 year
@Jay_Dubbs @GovRonDeSantis @WaltDisneyWorld @SkylerSwisher "Starting"? Dude, it started shortly after he took office in 2018.
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8 years
#Florida Prepares for Hurricane #Matthew : Sign seen outside steakhouse in Starke.
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10 months
"In an ideal scenario, more national exposure would be a good thing for a presidential hopeful. But in #Florida @GovRonDeSantis ’ case, the more voters learn about him, the less they can stomach the idea of him running the country." via @LEBassett
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1 year
Editorial: "The seas are rising, hurricanes are stronger & there’s a huge blob of seaweed menacing the coastline. But, by all means, let’s have the governor of #Florida focusing his attention on 'activist companies.' ”
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6 months
Oh, #Florida ! Pickup truck driver becomes “agitated” over slow traffic, pulls up next to car, points gun at driver, does not realize until he's arrested that the driver was an off-duty state trooper in his personal car with his family.
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4 years
You know who's still packing buses & church services in #Florida , despite #coronavirus ? The Church of Scientology. The church's leader referred to all the restrictions as “the current hysteria.” via @TroMcManus
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9 months
#Florida @GovRonDeSantis says he sold all his stocks when he was elected to Congress. His House disclosure forms show he didn't. via @saksappeal
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4 years
Column: @GovMikeHuckabee likes to dish out snark, but he can't take it -- he's filed a #Florida Bar complaint against a critic who's bashed him over his role in the FL beach access controversy via @stevebousquet
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9 months
Coral reefs throughout the #Florida Keys have turned ghost white & perished in recent weeks amid a record-breaking, relentless marine heat wave, but @GovRonDeSantis has remained completely silent about the crisis. via @c_m_dangelo
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Craig Pittman
5 months
A #Florida law blocking @GovRonDeSantis ’ publicly funded travel records from the public is unconstitutional & the state should be required to turn them over, asserts a legal challenge filed by tthe @washingtonpost via @fineout
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4 months
Column: In #Florida , "it ain’t cheap, living in a state encumbered by the improvident extravagances of a very ambitious governor. Especially when the governor considers the state treasury a subsidiary of his presidential campaign." via @grimm_fred
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Craig Pittman
4 months
#Florida writer @legroff is opening a bookstore to sell books banned by #Florida as well as books by #Florida authors. You can help her. Here's her Indiegogo link:
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9 months
A federal grand jury is investigating allegations of bid-rigging involving @GovRonDeSantis ’ Department of Education, charter school operators and the control of a small North #Florida school district. via @lmower3 & @anaceballos_
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Craig Pittman
11 months
Editorial: With a few strokes of a pen, @GovRonDeSantis told American voters something they definitely need to know as they evaluate his fitness for president: When he says he’ll defend something -- like #Florida 's environment -- don’t believe him.
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4 months
Op-ed: A year after #Florida @GovRonDeSantis ' revamp of New College, "entry test scores have dropped precipitously, nearly half of its professors have resigned or taken extended leaves of absence & numerous students have transferred to other schools."
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1 year
Column: I'm still proud to be a Floridian, but I am tired of defending #Florida . Seemingly every week, we make headlines with embarrassing, draconian laws being passed. via @Seanjkernan
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Craig Pittman
9 months
“If agricultural fields are empty now, that tomato at Publix is going to be four times more expensive. It’s just a ripple effect." #Florida restaurant owners discover new anti-immigrant law forces them to fire longtime employees. via @MaryEllenKlas
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1 year
"It's a sad day for democracy in @Florida , and the First Amendment right to freedom of speech, when a state agency with unlimited power and resources, can target a local elected official in such a biased fashion." via @goni_lessan
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Craig Pittman
3 years
Here's the #Florida version of that #BernieMeme , posted by a #python hunter I know. I think after this one, it's done.
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11 months
#Florida 's Lake Okeechobee is almost completely covered in toxic #algae , sparking major worries: "It's very, very concerning that we're already into this, and it's only the beginning of June." via @katehussey8
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Nutty #Florida congresswoman & hubby sue Pentagon over vaccine requirements because of use of stem cells, but turns out hubby invests in companies that also use stem cells. via @markalesia & @davelevinthal
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1 year
Who's paying for #Florida @GovRonDeSantis & his family to jet around the world? His spox says no taxpayer $$ is being used, but the last time he made such a trip, his spox made the same claim & the taxpayers DID help foot the bill. via @anaceballos_
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4 years
I just talked to the owner of the #Florida Key Lime Pie store. He says the #alligator is named Sweetie and visits every Saturday and Sunday.
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Column: " @RonDeSantis has done more than any other #Florida governor to undermine confidence in government and stir suspicion through unprecedented secrecy." via @stevebousquet
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#Florida Bar determines further investigation into U.S. Rep. @mattgaetz is warranted for his menacing tweet at Michael Cohen. The case now moves into a grand jury-like phase. … via @scontorno
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11 months
And yet he hasn't shut down a single Hooters. Go figure.
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"Here's all I'll say: we OPPOSE the sexualization of children. We will do battle with ANYBODY that seeks to rob them of their innocence, and on those principles, there will be NO compromise. We will NEVER back down!" — @RonDeSantis receiving a standing ovation in South Carolina…
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Hey, remember back when #Florida @GovRonDeSantis promised to fix our toxic algae bloom problem and then didn't?
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Half of Lake Okeechobee is covered in toxic algae. The bloom is big enough to be seen from space. Will it hit the St. Lucie River in Stuart soon?
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3 months
Believe it or not, this is the official #Florida state motto.
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Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit taking methamphetamine.
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3 months
55 of #Florida 's 67 sheriffs line up behind presidential bid of man indicted 91 times for criminal behavior, because they care more about party affiliation than character. via @AGGancarski
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#Florida Surgeon General Joseph Ladapo has already faced criticism for rarely showing up for his job at UF. Now he’s bought a 5,000-square-foot home in Pinellas County -- more than 150 miles from campus. via @jacobogles
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11 months
Judge OKs suit alleging racial discrimination in the funding and management of  #Florida A&M University, the state’s only public historical Black university, to proceed against @GovRonDeSantis and education officials. via @CallTallahassee & @tarahjean_
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#Florida woman who insists on always flying first class says she has to shop at Walmart for her kids' clothes & claims that that's Biden's fault. via @AGGancarski
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A #Florida resort that illegally hacked about 944 mangrove trees & filled wetlands to create a beach may have to pay a $110,395 fine, replant 2,780 trees and be monitored for five years. via @katie_delk
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5 years
Editorial: Bipartisan Senate report says Russians didn't just help @realDonaldTrump in 2016 but also targeted #Florida primary opponents @marcorubio & @JebBush , as well as Dem nominee @HillaryClinton -- whether #Trump wants to believe it or not.
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11 months
"In an unprecedented move that broke from decades of tradition, @GovRonDeSantissigned the ... #Florida budget Thursday at a private yacht club without discussing the projects he slashed with his veto pen or disclosing the final total." via @jeffschweers
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1 year
@realpuffpaffer @GovRonDeSantis @WaltDisneyWorld @SkylerSwisher Citing "the will of the voters" doesn't work when the only voters in "Reedy Creek" are Disney employees.
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Federal judge in MA ruled that Venezuelan and Peruvian migrants are allowed to sue the plane company that provided the flights to Martha's Vineyard, which @GovRonDeSantis said was a way to "protect the state of #Florida ." via @k_cimini & @goni_lessan
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Craig Pittman
4 years
#Florida man and his wife believed online claims that #coronavirus was just a hoax or somehow connected to 5G. Then they both got sick. Now she's dead. via @mariannaspring
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3 years
Exposed by U.S. Postal Service investigators, who also nailed former #Florida man Steve Bannon for fraud. When do we get a TV show about these intrepid crimefighters?
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3 years
Postal worker featured by Republicans as evidence of vote tampering admits he made it up; GOP donors gave him $130,000
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4 years
Something for us all to be thankful for this #Thanksgiving is that many #Florida beaches are still a welcoming place for sea #turtle nesting.
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4 years
BABY TURTLES!! 💚 This group waited until Thanksgiving to hatch in Boynton Beach! 😍 @WPTV
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Craig Pittman
4 years
Hi y'all! After I was laid off yesterday I've been inundated w/ messages of sympathy & support. Thanks! Some of you are outraged, too. Write a letter to the editor or take out an ad but please DO NOT CANCEL YOUR SUBSCRIPTION. #Journalism at @TB_Times still needs your support.
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4 years
@LolaLee31099045 @axios The reporters didn't say anything disrespectful. But he couldn't handle what they were asking.
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Craig Pittman
10 months
Veterans quit as training for #Florida @GovRonDeSantis ' FL State Guard turns militaristic. Turns out it will be used not JUST for emergencies but for “aiding law enforcement with riots & illegal immigration.” via @lmower3 & @anaceballos_
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Craig Pittman
8 months
Buffett co-founded @savethemanatee with then-Gov. Bob Graham after a concert in which he played this song, a story I tell in my book MANATEE INSANITY. He remained both its co-chair & an avid supporter of the group all his life.
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RIP tropical troubador and longtime friend of the manatee Jimmy Buffett, 76. Let the record show that he grew older, but not up.
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New #Florida prosecutor appointed by @GovRonDeSantis to replace elected prosecutor announces that he's ending "the catch and release policy that has been in place for far too long.” Only problem is, such a policy does not exist. via @ChrisCannFL
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Craig Pittman
1 year
My dad, Oscar Pittman, loved telling stories & making people laugh. He enjoyed a walk in the woods, figuring any day spent outside was better than one in the office. He died yesterday at age 87. If he were telling this story, there'd be a funny punchline but I can't think of one.
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Column: "There won’t ever be another Bob Graham. And boy, is that a shame. The former governor and U.S. senator represented a different time in #Florida — and in politics." via @Scott_Maxwell
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Craig Pittman
1 year
Here's a #Florida poem for #WorldPoetryDay : Our governor’s obsessed With men who are dressed As ladies instead of guys He wants them all routed To jail or just outed He takes stands in high heels he buys
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One #Florida parent replies: "You’re not protecting kids. You’re scared of them. Scared they’ll actually learn about the world and care about their community and have empathy for others. I’d feel sorry for you if you weren’t hurting so many."
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Parents - time to wake up to the pervasive theme of Social Studies education that aims to turn young children into activists. This is from elementary social studies textbook adopted by @DuvalSchools Let’s get kids to master the three Rs and leave the advocacy to adults.
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Craig Pittman
10 months
D'OH! #Florida Department of Education, under fire for its new Black history standards, cites 16 examples of slaves who learned skills that benefited them. Turns out nearly half the examples were never slaves to begin with. via @JeffSolochek
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9 months
#Florida @GovRonDeSantis promised to fix the blue-green algae problem. He appointed a panel of scientists to tell him what to do. Then he ignored their recommendations.
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9 months
Lake Okeechobee has long pumped life-giving water into Florida's swampy interior. But the use of phosphorus fertilizers has encouraged the growth of a poisonous algae that is threatening wildlife, pets, people and cities.
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