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Strategist. Michigan. Erstwhile GOPer. Senior Advisor @ProjectLincoln Co-Host A Republic, If You Can Keep It. Grieving dad. Skilled in smartassery.

Lansing, Michigan

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Joined January 2009

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Jeff Timmer

2 years

“If we fail to grasp the scope of the peril, we will be spending future Independence Days in forced observance and servility to the ruling few who will seize our liberty from us and silence the chimes of freedom forever”

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Jeff Timmer: Republicans threaten the ‘Chimes of Freedom’ • Michigan Advance

Far between sundown’s finish An’ midnights broken toll We ducked inside the doorway, thunder crashing As majestic bells of bolts Struck shadows in the sound Seeming to be the chimes of freedom...

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Ya know who gets defensive when talking about racism? Racists.

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Is it legal in Georgia to bring water to the people waiting in line for DNA tests to see if Herschel Walker is their father?

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Fun Fact: every single state that voted for Donald Trump receives more money from the federal government than it contributes. Red states have functioning state budgets only because of taxpayers in blues states.

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Trump 2020 flags may well replace confederate flags. Both are symbolic of defeated losers who proudly proclaim their adherence to the worst elements of humanity long after their crushing loss.

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Whatever is happening in Moscow underscores how fortunate it is Joe Biden is POTUS now and not the bumblefucking moron Donald Trump.

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Those waiting in voting lines in Georgia next year will now experience the best food and drink America has to offer.

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Michigan State Senate flips to Dems for first time since 1983. Repeat. Nineteen Eighty Freaking Three.

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More Americans have died from COVID during the past 7 days than died in Vietnam during the entire year of 1968, the war’s deadliest.

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There are three reasons Americans cannot safely have holiday gatherings 1. @realDonaldTrump 2. Republicans 3. Fuckwits who’ve refused to wear masks or social distancing That’s it. They’re to blame. No one else.

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SNL cold opener needs Tina Fey and Amy Poehler to make an appearance and take these two on.

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“Thank you all for your comments about how masks might traumatize children. You can pick your kids up after we complete our scheduled active shooter drill.”

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Fire. Rick. Santorum. @CNN this isn’t hard and should be done by morning.

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Michigan is CERTIFIED. BOOM!

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I Directed the Michigan Republican Party 2005-2009. I think @GovWhitmer has been doing a fantastic job. Not perfect, but apples to rutabagas in comparison to Trump. I've not become a Democrat - and I won't. But I'm glad I voted for her and to be supporting @JoeBiden this year.

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Thread. Gretchen Whitmer’s response to this crisis has been terrible, and it got even worse this week. She started by using snowfall to justify her draconian stay-at-home measures that no other governor has implemented.

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Once upon a time, someone other than Greg Abbott was governor, and Texans had electricity. The end.

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This fact makes GOP heads explode: Every single Trump state, including FL & TX, is a welfare state subsidized by taxpayers in blue states. Every red state receives more federal $ than they contribute. Every one. All of them. Rely on majority Dem taxpayers for their state spending

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Ted Cruz is gonna lose his shit when he finds out about Bert and Ernie

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Kinda like being a Senator

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So you would pay people not to work?

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Donald Trump being elected President of the United States will forever be the dumbest fucking thing that happens in our history - no matter what else happens in our history.

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There are more of us than there are of them. Fucking act like it.

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You heard it here: The Michigan Canvassers WILL certify Joe Biden's win in Michigan today. I hadn't thought they would. I now predict they will.

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Silver lining for Trump: his trial will get huge ratings

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I love the sense of humor of whoever released the Madison Cawthorn video on hump day

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There are more of us than there are of them. Fucking act like it and play to win. But for god’s sake, learn how to message, communicate, and actually run campaigns that win. Now. Before it’s too late.

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Fun Fact: Kelly Loeffler has won the exact same number of US Senate races as Martha McSally has

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My kids tell their friends I've spent the last 30 years in prison instead of working for Republican campaigns. Spares them embarrassment.

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I’ll type this slowly so MAGAs might be able to follow along (or have someone read to them): I am not a RINO. I spent 3 decades as a Republican. Ran a friggin major state party. I’ve chosen to disassociate myself from the cult led by an actual deranged and corrupt RINO.

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I’ll be polite about this for my longtime Republican friends and colleagues: If this is your idea of the American Presidency, something is fucking wrong with you. To those who are appalled by this stunt by small weak people, silence equals complicity.

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Fun Fact: Every single state that voted for Donald Trump in 2020 receives more money from the federal government than they contribute to the federal government. Happy Red Welfare States Day to all those who take and celebrate.

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Republican-led states are the ones creating jobs and leading the economic recovery!

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often, Taco Bell

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Ingraham: It starts with Marijuana but where does it go from there

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No enemy could inflict the damage to the United States in a lifetime that @realDonaldTrump has managed to do in 4 short years

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Brace for the GOP election night script. You'll see Kari Lake, Matt DePerno, Tudor Dixon, Doug Mastriano and more declare victory before the 11pm news and demand the counting of votes stop. It's the plan. Expect it tomorrow. Call it out now. Fight it on Wednesday and beyond.

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It’s difficult to fathom that Joe Biden and Donald Trump are members of the same species.

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Parents in Uvalde, Parkland, Oxford, Sandy Hook, and more would like a word.

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Wonderful to live in a world where life wins!

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There are more of us than there are of them. Many millions more. It’s time to fucking act like it.

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Good morning to all the Republicans in Washington who aren't too dumb to realize that the Jan 6 committee and the DoJ have the receipts. I hope you slept like shit knowing the walls are going to close in.

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Siding with Trump was a poor choice for Republicans. Siding with Putin is unconscionable.

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It amazes me that the Democratic Party and every news show and reporter have let the 50 Republicans in the Senate off the hook this entire year.

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Fun Fact: Iran attacked U.S. military sites in Iraq while Trump was president.

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Donald J. Trump Posts From His Truth Social

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ISRAEL IS UNDER ATTACK! This should never have been allowed to happen - This would NEVER have happened if I were President! Donald Trump Truth Social 05:23 PM EST 04/13/24

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Here is a list of Republicans who spoke out against U.S. Senate candidate and former Missouri Gov. Eric Greitens's violent terrorist video yesterday:

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Trumpism is to conservatism what Scientology is to religion

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There are more of us than there are of them. A lot more. Fucking act like it. Get involved in a campaign. Donate. Vote. Get others to vote. Flex our goddam strength.

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Ukrainians are defending their capital city. Republicans attacked ours.

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Weird that more than one million Ukrainians are fleeing west instead of into the arms of their liberators to the east and north.

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Defund the Republicans

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Rand Paul looks like a professor who shows up drunk at a fraternity party but then is a dick the next week when you see him in class

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Rand Paul: I really strongly believe that President Obama gave specific and direct oversight and direct permission for this... Martha: Do you have evidence of that? Paul:... I have a strong feeling..

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I will lead an effort to recall GOP legislators in MI if they proceed with plans to change voting laws w/o bipartisan agreement. Those who sought to overturn MI’s results after last election or put thumbs on the scale ahead of the next one, be warned. There will be consequences.

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Far too many portray what's going on in the U.S. as a political divide. It isn't. It's a divide between sane and insane; lies and truth; fact and gibberish. democracy and totalitarianism. Cover it like the country and culture are at stake. Because they are. No "both sides."

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If you think you’ve seen crazy, corrupt, and anti-American from @realDonaldTrump , just wait and see what’s coming over the next 23 days.

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I’m going to type this slowly so people might understand: The Race Is Not Tightening Not In Any State Biden’s Margins Are Steady Or Widening

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Watch This Now

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When did we begin this asinine societal notion that everyone's opinion is somehow equally valid? Some opinions are stupid, devoid of fact, and/or crazy. They should be treated as such. Stop placating the lowest common denominators among us just to be polite.

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Imma type this slowly so the congenital fuckwits can follow along: Putin was never afraid of a weak flabby assclown like Donald Trump. Putin is being threatened from within because Joe Biden is a strong respected leader with a clear tough foreign policy.

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A GOP official in MI told me there’s no choice but to pass the 39 voting law bills because their grassroots demand it. I replied that perhaps they shouldn’t have spent the past 6 months lying and convincing their ignorant rube supporters it was necessary. Crickets in response.

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Remember a few scant months ago when the POTUS and vast majority of Republicans summoned and unleashed a deadly mob on Washington DC to nullify the election overthrow the government? Don't forget it.

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I didn't realize the fabled Trump pee tapes would be of his sister pissing all over him

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Batshit McCrazenstein is not going to like this new @ProjectLincoln spot. Not. At. All.

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I’m glad to have had the chance to meet ⁦ @marcorubio ⁩. Thoughts and prayers.

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Someone fucked around. Now they're going to find out.

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We are not divided by politics. We're divided by Republicans on one side and pro-democracy Americans on the other. The divide is elemental and existential, not partisan. Wrong vs right; chaos vs rule-of-law; destroy vs preserve. There are more of us than there are of them.

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Eight years ago today we hugged him for the first time. Eight weeks ago for the last. It's so hard. @MattieTimmer

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Remember when the Nazis had to first agree to the investigations and trials after WWII?

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Whitmer, Nessel, Benson all going to win by huge margins in Michigan. Huge. Margins.

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There are precisely 18 weeks until Election Day. Get your asses in gear. Volunteer. Donate. Vote. Drag others to vote. Donate more. Act like democracy is hanging by a thread (hint: it is).

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Everything is bigger in Texas, including the Incompetent dumbfuckery of Gov. Greg Abbott. Talk about all chaps and no pants.

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There are more of us than there are of them. Lots more. Even in PA, MI, WI, and AZ. Could Trump win? Yes. Will Trump win? No. Not if we stop wetting the fucking bed and get out there and beat him. Again.

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She brings no actual skills, insight, character, or authority. She's perfect.

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If a student had tried to disarm the Oxford High shooter by using a skateboard, would it have then been ok for that kid to be shot?

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Lindell is doing his best to ensure Dominion’s lawsuit against him will be the first civil case ever to result in the death penalty.

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Mike Lindell states that he has Dominion machines and that “it’s over for them.”

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Remember this: @realDonaldTrump always fails. Always. It’s the only thing he done consistently. For decades. Failure.

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"They just decided they didn’t want Trump people,” Cuccinelli said. "I don’t think anyone coming out of the George W. Bush administration was told, 'We can’t hire this person.'" No shit, Ken. It’s almost like choosing to work for a treasonous batshit clown has consequences.

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This tweet has caught the attention of scores of bumblefucking MAGA deplorables. My mentions are filled with tortured spelling and gibbering pudding-brained takes about weak flabby assclown Biff Trump supposedly really being a he-man tough guy.

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Whatever is happening in Moscow underscores how fortunate it is Joe Biden is POTUS now and not the bumblefucking moron Donald Trump.

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I voted for Joe Biden and the Democrats today. Handed my ballot directly to my election clerk.

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Jan 6th was the most damaging and insidious attack on the US. Ever. Period. It came from within and was orchestrated by the very top of the American government - to nullify an election. No attack by a nation or terrorists in our history was more lethal to the idea of freedom.

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Guess who collude with Russians in 2016? If you said Donald Trump and his entire campaign hierarchy, you'd be 💯correct. Mueller investigated it and reported it. Barr and GOP covered it up. Everyone with a brain knows it. Lying anti-Americans are the only ones who deny it.

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This. One thousand times. This.

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There should be a helluva lot more focus in Arizona right now on re-electing Mark Kelly in 2022 than on Sinema in 2024.

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I don't care if Joe Biden is 846 years old. Donald Trump and the Republicans are poison and an existential threat to American democracy.

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Watch to the end

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The White House made a highlight reel to celebrate Trump’s heroic walk across the street for his bible photo op...

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There are 261 Republicans in Washington. Only 17 can dare be referred to as patriots. The rest have forfeited that claim.

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If I were Mark Meadows I'd stay on the first floor of any building I was in and I'd stay away from all windows. Oh, I'd also check my underpants for polonium.

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That Steve Bannon is the voice of reason underscores how batshit fucking insane @RudyGiuliani is.

@ProjectLincoln

The Lincoln Project

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January 6th: Let’s have trial by combat! January 29th: It was the Lincoln Project’s fault.

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The MAGA fuckwads instituted ranked choice voting and a jungle primary to hinder Lisa Murkowski's re-election chances after she voted to convict Trump at the 2nd impeachment trial. Now, watch them bitch and moan about the unfairness of the system they designed.

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Come on Republicans, everybody’s doin it.

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Republican Voters Against Trump

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🚨 Former Republican Congressman @Djou4Hawaii is endorsing Joe Biden. He can no longer support a president who is "ignorant of honor and true sacrifice" WATCH.

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Tomorrow would be a good time for all the lenders with whom Donald Trump has violated covenants to call their loans.

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MEMO TO DEMOCRATS: Americans chose democracy last night, not a lurch to the left. Don’t misinterpret the mandate. Govern accordingly.

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To the many former colleagues who lamented why I, @ProjectLincoln , and others were going after Republicans other than Trump - do you get it now, you naive and craven chickenshits?

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Lindsey is learning that the story never ends happily after you sell your soul.

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All that groveling to Trump and look what it got you Lindsey. You're boo'ed off the stage in your own state.

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Arkansas schools are ranked 47th out of the 50 states. That's the 7th percentile

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Huckabee-Sanders: “The best thing conservatives can do who are living in blue states is move to Arkansas. It’s really simple. We’re gonna make sure that kids are protected and that they’re in good learning environments.”

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Tucker Carlson will be completely incontinent by 8pm showtime. I’m going to tune in just to watch him shit himself.

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Character, not position, enables one to lead. Moral authority is requirement for leadership. @realDonaldTrump may be president, but he's entirely lacking in character and therefore leads nothing and no one.

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The Lincoln Project

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📺 Regardless of the failure, President @realDonaldTrump tells us again and again: “No, I don’t take responsibility at all.” Special thanks to @johnorloff for the script for this new release.

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FACT CHECK: false

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President Trump: "I think people like me."

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Most Republicans have zero idea how outnumbered they are. But the smart ones know.

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So does Judge Jeanine Pirro

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Prince Charles says his Aston Martin runs on wine and cheese byproducts

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Trump didn’t raise $50 million at a fundraiser yesterday. That’s a totally made up number because he was butthurt about Biden raising $25+ million.

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Why in the flying fuck don’t the Congressional Dems haul CEOs from major oil in for public hearings on production and price gouging? They’ve got $billions in subsidies and federal land leases to use as leverage for compliance. Fight hard or lose. Do it next goddam week.

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3 years

Roughly 11:26am EST. Shore of Jackson Lake, Grand Teton National Park

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Just love your kids and those close to you w/ @MattieTimmer

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This. One thousand times, this.

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It’s been a very interesting journey.

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A guy who lives in New Jersey is in a virtual tie with a guy who lives in Connecticut following the GOP primary election for a U.S. Senate seat in Pennsylvania

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