Captain Jean-Luc Dickhard @cointelprostate Twitter profile

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Captain Jean-Luc Dickhard

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Not sure why people think he’s on meth. This is simply the joie de vivre of the scion of American royalty who had never had to work a day in his life.

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John F. Kennedy's only grandson — Jack Schlossberg

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Just got a raise

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gay people are like “she saved my life” and it’s Jeannie Gold the wedding planner

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gay people are like “she saved my life” and it’s the bum from mulholland drive

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Found my calling

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@_artsartsarts Nothing wrong with a little drama and pizazz!

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Holy crap Lois, it’s Lydia Tár!

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@bobby Strong contenders here

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Cautionary tale for those of you currently doing NNN

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# stillwithher

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Ok me and who

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These emails from Nancy Pelosi are getting out of control

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Ahh I don’t qualify :(

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@GRIFTSH0P “Tonight, I can report to the American people and to the world that the United States has conducted an operation that killed Boss Baby.”

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Make your gay characters complex. Problematic. Nasty fuckers who do bad things. Unapologetic. Evil. Manipulative. Unlikeable. Three dimensional. Villainous. Not just the ‘cute’ teens holding hands.

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If you can do this dm me

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Me and who

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@Pvelkovsky @weloveyouhassi She exists only in your nightmares

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There are only 2 types of guy

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If you look like this DM me immediately

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@CarlBeijer This chart is missing the giant fucking asterisk that people who go to elite universities are for the most part already wealthy, travel in elite circles, and are set up to make that money from the beginning

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George Santos inherited his office twink from Madison Cawthorn. He’s the pass around party bottom of the hill

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If this flag offends you I’ll help you pack

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Why don’t they put THIS cube in Central Park

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This is what the slippery slope will lead to next year

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slope sure was slippery, huh?

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The what champion??

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Already in bed

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@notgayneverwas He’s not psychically ready to admit he bred a femboy yet

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Where twinks move to once they age out of their mid 20s

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My cat posted this

💉♱ WYΔTT 🏔️

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Raw squirrels for breakfast. Proper squirrel intake fixes 95.7% of your health Squirrel is very easy to grow, yet they only sell cows that are hard to raise? Tells you something, they dont want you to feel the vitality of squirell Eat squirrel = You become cute like a squirell

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Me and the bad bitch I pulled by being high as fuck and having a gun in my backpack

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Doing no nut November but not by choice - I ran out of cum because of the supply chain issues

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Me and the bitch I pulled by being lieutenant governor of Tennessee

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@SC_Griffith Leave it to the French to make an anti-smoking ad make smoking and sucking suck look sexy and cool

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@moonbutt_sonata Gay gays have no sense of tradition anymore

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Boy dinner

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Texting Noam Chomsky at 4am to ask if he thinks i’m fat

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Miss him. I think he’s attainable now that he’s out of office

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@urlol @ennuiboy420 I’m just a simple f*g I don’t need a curated artisanal popper set. Just give me whatever the moonshine equivalent of poppers is

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@Boo_car_key I have saved on my phone every time she says it

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@gawkcid I went into a blind range about 30 seconds in

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My president ❤️

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I could fix him

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Ok which of my mutual’s car is this?

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I used to have gay sex. I still do, but I used to too

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Not this

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The CIA’s propaganda division invented abstract expressionism and now the best they can do is this

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You have to be a whole other level of gay and religiously traumatized to recognize this location

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Mutuals reply and I’ll tell you who you are

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Who up fiddlin they worm?

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Would you go on a date with me if I wrote you this note?

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Seems like a cool guy

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@gaykatemoss When they turn 30

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Kamala Harris’ medicine cabinet

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what would have to be on the other side for you to cross this?

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I’ll be here tonight if any oomfs want to come by

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That mug is filled with white wine and crushed up Xanax

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Kamala Harris: “I am scared as HECK”

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No ❤️

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@feeonline Ah yes, the classic “that thing is actually the same as its diametric opposite” argument. Definitely a fresh, new take

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New sleep paralysis demon just dropped

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@RagamuffinTwink The bene gesserit’s kwisatz haderach breeding program isn’t sending their best. Or maybe they all od’d on spice

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@limpwristcel Oh this is easy, I got an A an in my racism class

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Who wanna be my dark trad wife

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Walked past the army recruiter on Steinway and he called me a coward when I didn’t stop

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@SallyAlbright @spookysocialis1 I‘m sorry what do you think universal healthcare is

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Balls slipped out of my shorts at the gym and my neighbor saw

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@PReotardo Ok but was it good? He seems like he’d use teeth

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Not this on the first day of pr*de m*nth…

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Considering a change of careers

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Literally any gay guy could find him. Just give them a sniff of his prison-issued underwear and they will track him down like a bloodhound

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@notgayneverwas Right? If you had time to find a condom and put it on, you had to time to think about what you were doing

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🤍masterbeef🤍

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quote tweet this with ur favorite queer art

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She’s just like me

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@Ahegaofield Me explaining to people how the sugar and corn industries have spent decades paying off scientists and regulatory agencies to shift blame for obesity and associated diseases away from sugar and high fructose corn syrup

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Ate 2 bagels today…

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@LucasOfSunshine Dark Gavin

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Bereketeab

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Favorite tweet of your own?

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@SAMGREIS I have a screenshots of a Grindr convo with him where he tells me he hopes I get raped because I called him a Nazi and wouldn’t fuck him. Lol

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Gm Monday morning