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Husband & Father of 2! Figuring out this life one step at a time. All things #LSU Sports, Bourbon and Food!

Baton Rouge, LA
Joined September 2009
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2 years
Only and I mean ONLY ALABAMA is allowed to hold edge rushers in game winning moments. #TexasVsAlabama
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This not being called as a horsecollar will blow my mind for the next decade lmfao #LSU
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no context college football
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@ETSU_MGolf @Delta Hey @patrick_cantlay isn’t this your sponsor? @Delta 😳😳
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4 months
First base coach spiking the helmet was 🤌🏽🤌🏽🤌🏽🤌🏽🤌🏽🤌🏽🤌🏽 #LSU // #GeauxTigers
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Pissing away Jayden Daniels senior season and the firepower this #LSU offense has with a pathetic, helpless defense is absolute torture. We should be competing for another championship this year (in a wildly chaotic anybody’s race to win CFB season) and instead we’re sitting at
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11 months
#LSU QB gets knocked out of the game on this hit to the chin, but somehow wasn’t called for targeting. @SECOfficiating — can anyone legitimately explain this to me?
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@Jerrythekid21 I would watch Jerry explain common adult things like this in his own words. Bankruptcy, 401ks, inflation etc. Jerry after dark home economics episode.
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I love this place #LSU
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@BarstoolBigCat @PardonMyTake Damn I checked the quotes and he’s even getting lit up in foreign languages. 🫣
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2 years
Brian Kelly sipping a tall boy watching #LSU play ball. One of us! One of us! One of us! 🍻
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🚨Breaking: Leading college football experts unanimously agree this moment broke Nick Sabans will to continue coaching. “Nick gave it one more year, but frankly after that loss to #LSU , things were never quite the same for Saban.”
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10 months
@AggieFootball Honestly should have SEC card revoked for this tweet. 🥴
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4 years
Roger Goodell trying to find more reasons to fine the @saints and @SeanPayton before the season actually ends. 👀 #SuperBowl #PepsiHalftime
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3 years
It’s not goodbye, it’s Geaux Tigahz. #LSU
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4 months
Scottie Scheffler on the first tee at Valhalla today. #PGAChampionship #FreeScottie
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1 year
@JManziel2 Johnny football straight up addressing this is badass.
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Jayden Daniels is an #LSU legend as far as I’m concerned. Can’t ask for more from the guy.
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10 months
Bo Nix is not special. I said what I said.
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3 years
What a badass pic! #LSU
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1 year
@On3sports @espn Mayfield couldn’t wear Joe Burrows jock strap and everyone with two eyes outside of Oklahoma knows it.
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Pregnant wife had a gumbo craving, #LSU plays next weekend and fall is officially here. Cheers to footballl season babyyyy! 🍻
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@uscfb Who needs historical accuracy about the Trojan horse right? Lmfao
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3 years
Just for the record: I absolutely, unequivocally and positively do not want Urban Meyer as the head coach of #LSU . Thanks.
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3 years
I just realized that I’m a fan of how quietly @CoachBrianKelly is doing work at #LSU right now. It feels like all business. Quiet, confident and tactical. No beating his chest, talking or spinning things in weekly pressers. I like that. 👌🏽
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The Matt House defense is so bad in year two that it’s legitimately costing Jayden Daniels a shot at a heisman trophy run. That’s a fireable offense. #LSU
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4 years
Everybody defending Florida getting BLOWN OUT cause they have a few players missing: LSU fans:
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3 years
I am emotionally invested in the @Bengals and it’s weird.
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1 year
@stoolpresidente Dave is wildly pressed about LSU WBB. Angel Reese won a national Championship and took free residence in Dave’s head.
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1 year
@J_Schneider Lmfao an opinion hit piece behind a paywall? This will certainly go over well.
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1 year
@char610 What did you want them to stand and remove their hats? Lmfao y’all Texas fans are soft soft.
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5 fuckin years of this shit.
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11 months
#LSU fans using the bye week to protest Jayden Daniels not rightfully being considered the Heisman front runner.
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FOX College Football
11 months
The USC vs Cal game is delayed due to a protest at the 50-yard line
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3 years
I’m excited to see what this #LSU team does under @CoachBrianKelly . Feels like the Ricks transfer to Alabama could be a catalyst for getting guys with a chip on their shoulder who would rather overthrow the evil empire than tuck tail and join them. RevengeSZN.
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Welcome to the mfing SEC. (And there’s plenty more where that came from.) #LSU
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The Jordy Culotta Show
7 months
This. Is. Awesome.
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1 year
Damn right. Time for the state of Louisiana to lift #4 up. Go make it happen JT! 💪🏽 Bounce back game for the ages. 😈
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Mik’d Up
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We believe in 4. Bounce back tonight JT‼️ #LSU
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3 years
Hey #LSU fans, the next couple weeks will seem stressful. Don’t freak out. I promise you that it’s a good thing we’re seeing big changes. It may take a year or two but we will be back championship caliber very soon. “We cannot become who we want, by remaining who we are.”
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3 years
Those post cut dad beers just hit differenttttttt. 🤤
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10 months
I legitimately don’t understand how Matt House is still employed. #LSU Week after week after week of the same thing. It’s just plain bad.
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1 year
#LSU has two words for y’all:
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CWS Jello Shot Challenge
1 year
Fun fact: The shot challenge didn't exist in 1955 when @WakeBaseball was last in Omaha. Happy to have y'all and looking forward to see what kind of numbers you put on the board. #cws2023 #roccospizzaomaha
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11 months
Nobody: Me walking into rouses to get more bourbon: #LSU
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3 years
I don’t think enough stock is being put into the @Saints starting off 2-1 -Hurricane Ida- month away from home and facilities -New starting QB with zero help at WR due to injuries -Def injuries -Kicker Injury/Issues I think this #Saints team is very dangerous. @snowlikejonn
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I hope everyone takes a second to stop and appreciate the greatness of Jayden Daniels. This man is truly one of the best QBs to ever play in the purple and gold at #LSU .
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3 years
It’s insane that #LSU has a fired coach and like 12 starters out with injury and this is the most competitive Bama game in like a decade (aside from the 2019 win). College football baby. 😍
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24 days
It’s scary how similar these opening season games have been under Brian Kelly. Undisciplined football and avoidable mistakes ultimately cost you the games.
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10 months
@RyanDLeaf @pac12 @HeismanTrophy Your football knowledge continues to prove why you were the biggest bust in football history.
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10 months
Am I missing something or has #LSU not made any coaching changes defensively?
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11 months
Where all you Alabama mfs at from last week. Explain this one to me using the same logic. LMFAOOO 😂
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11 months
LSU Safety Andre Sam has been ejected for targeting. Here is the hit.
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4 years
Things are getting wild on West Esplanade in Metairie, LA. @HTMsports
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4 years
Lock the mf gates, we comin. #RTWFU @LSUfootball #LSU
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2 years
Between the new look @LSUfootball team under Coach BK, and the new @Saints roster this fall is about to be lit lit 🔥
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11 months
@espn @NissanUSA Another week where it’s incomprehensible you don’t have Jayden Daniels listed as an option. 🥱
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@stoolpresidente The fact that is is playing out in public is so bad for Louisville PD. Lmfao
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10 months
Bo Nix not even shaking hands. #HeismanMoment
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8 months
Someone call the FBI about whatever the women’s Gameday crew just did to that king cake. 😂😂😂 #LSU
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10 months
Duck fans on twitter disappearing faster than jambalaya at the tailgate. 👋🏽
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2 years
If y’all wondering why #Saints fans hate the refs. This was called pass interference: 🙄🙄🙄
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10 months
#Georgia paying the ultimate price for their cupcake schedule is potentially 🤌🏽 #Alabama paying the price for losing to Texas and finally not catching all the breaks will be 🤌🏽 Watching those fanbases melt while #LSU fans drunkenly celebrate Jayden Daniels winning the heisman
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3 years
Watching Brian Kelly figure out how insane the #LSU fan base truly is will be fascinating to watch the next few months. 😂😂😂
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@bluebloodsbias The worst CFB account on social media.
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@BarstoolBigCat Tswift yelling “let’s fucking go” 😂
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I want Matt House fired badly. These games are so hard to digest when it’s like this. #LSU
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@stoolpresidente His name is Bayou Bambino. Keep his name out ya mouth.
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Booger McFarland is every pure football fan rn. Love his outrage, talk yo shit boog. @ESPNBooger
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#LSU actually getting a ton of love on Gameday. Today is reset day.
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#LSU is the standard for helping college athletes reach large audiences. Nobody does it like the tigers. 🤌🏽
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LSU Football
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The Best Player In College Football 📍 Las Vegas, Nevada
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3 years
I’m so annoyed this Coach O thing is being drug out. Everyone who watches CFB knows that #LSU should have dropped the hammer Saturday morning. Let’s get it done and move on. Why are we dragging this out any longer. It’s not personal, it’s about what’s best for the future.
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11 months
By this actual criteria, no one can convince me Jayden Daniels shouldn’t be lifting the trophy this year. #LSU “The Heisman Memorial Trophy is awarded annually to the most outstanding player in college football. Winners epitomize great ability combined with diligence,
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5 years
Couldn’t agree more, very dangerous precedent being set with the eye test holding this much weight. If THREE AP Top 10 wins, 8-0, and a Heisman favorite can’t get you #1 ranking something is wrong with the system. #LSU #CFPRankings @CFBPlayoff
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HVL got that dog in her going after Cardoso. 😈 #LSU
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11 months
If we’re being honest this is legitimately a top 3 #LSU quote of all time.
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@CFBAlerts_ How could you look at these statistics and debate anything lmfao. JD5 will be lifting that trophy
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3 years
Remember when @Coach_EdOrgeron said “we comin and we ain’t backing down” then went 15-0 and won the national championship. Fucking legendary. #LSU
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10 months
@PFF_College Jayden Daniels not winning the heisman would be an atrocity. The numbers speak for themselves.
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2 years
I love the juicy Saban / Jimbo drama mostly because it has nothing to do with Brian Kelly and #LSU . As the great weezy f baby once said: “Real Gs move in silence like lasagna.” 😈😈😈😈
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11 months
Josh Williams has two pancake blocks in key moments of rivalry games that I will never forget. Man is an absolute savage. #LSU
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T-Bob Hebert
11 months
I apologize for the cursing but Josh Williams was incredible this game, and this play was the icing on the cake
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1 year
@stoolpresidente Dave losing #LSU fans forever was not on my bingo card.
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3 years
The only way #LSU can actually disappoint me is if we come into this game with a normal boring game plan. Let these kids cause some chaos with fake kicks, trick plays, wildcat stuff you name it. Throw the kitchen sink an cause issues. Nobody will criticize a creative game plan.
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5 years
For all of the young journalists out there covering LSU this NOT how you do it. This tweet from Glenn calling out Stevens (and the narrative on Divinity) is about as Busch league as it gets....
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Glenn Guilbeau
5 years
Did LSU's JaCoby Stevens not get the memo about the "personal reasons" story line for Michael Divinity Jr. not playing? "I think the SUSPENSION for Michael was a wake-up call," Stevens said Monday.
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Brian Kelly’s staff is being consistently out schemed and out coached. Doesn’t help they are playing zero intensity.
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1 year
I can’t wait to watch the 30 for 30 reflecting on the greatness of this #LSU baseball team.
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@Daniel_Rapaport Imagine thinking that you know more about how to deliver sports commentary than Jim Nantz.
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4 years
Mississippi River - (Baton Rouge, LA) This winter weather is amazing!!
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4 years
@SimoneEli_TV Speaking of irrelevant, how exactly did you get a job as a sports anchor? How on earth does anyone in sports media not remember Joe Burrow. (Or the fact that LSU has won 3 national titles since 2003...) Let’s hope your bosses don’t see this. 😳
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@ChrisPrior13 This is so bland my mouth went dry looking at it.
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The queen 👸 #LSU
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@MikeTriplett @nick_underhill Everyone in the building feels it, so let’s keep doing more of the same. lmfao what?
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3 years
The young guys are who are brave enough to stick with the program will become #LSU legends with the fan base.
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5 years
@PrestonTPfeifer The score was 63-28 and burrow missed Jefferson on 2 more TDs. It was 49-14 at halftime❗️ What game were you watching? 😂
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@Daniel_Rapaport Lol dragging this out is such a bad look. Unless there is something egregious (which would be actually shocking from a guy like Scottie) this is such an embarrassment across the board.
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10 months
Since Colorado is now 4-7, @FDSportsbook should give every #LSU fan a 47% profit boost to use this weekend for the audacity of posting this a couple weeks ago. 😂
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Remember when everyone was comparing Joe Burrow to guys like Tua Tagovailoa and Justin Fields… Yeah me too. 🥱🥱🥱 #LSU
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3 years
Looks like #LSU QB @MylesBrennan just got engaged (via IG Live). Congrats baw! Let the good times roll!
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3 years
Kiffin and the LSU fan base would literally set the college football world on fire. The cocky shit talk would reach unhealthy levels. 😂😂😂
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Lane Kiffin
3 years
LFG!!!!
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Only against the @saints can the ball bounce off the ground, be reviewed and still be ruled a catch. @NFLOfficiating continues to be a complete fucking JOKE. #MNF #Saints
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4 months
Idk why but I have this weird feeling Texas A&M will do something weird this year with the Jell-O shots because Aggies continuously live jealous of #LSU . Just a gut feeling, can revisit in a few days.
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CWS Jello Shot Challenge
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The wolf pack is back! Welcome @NCStateBaseball you made it a true ACC vs SEC challenge. Who's gonna pull their weight? #roadtoroccos
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@JakeCrain_ I’m legitimately shocked Vanderbilt needed more seating
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