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i’m sorry one thing to know about me is that like if you’re a man i don’t know, who comes into my mentions being any level of shitty, i will be Hostile

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4 months

quinn always looks like he can’t remember if he turned his curling iron off or not

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i do not think he meant this as a diss, i think he was being dead ass which makes it funnier

Gino Hard

@GinoHard_

3 months

Shots fired from Matthew Knies ahead of his first game in his home state of Arizona 💀🫣

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i’ve said it before but like 97% of the nhl should be embarrassed that this child dresses better than they do

NHL

@NHL

3 months

What does Connor Bedard have in store for us tonight? 🚨 📺: @NHL_On_TNT & @SportsonMax ➡️

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it’s gotta be so humbling to be a professional athlete and have kids just have absolutely no clue what that sport is 💀💀💀

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@champagneskates

4 months

he has so much “what a nice young man” energy

Haley Taylor Simon

@Haleytsimon

4 months

Jamie Drysdale on how he found out about the trade.

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At some point, big accounts need to stop encouraging people to dogpile on young female fans. If these girls are identified, they will be harassed mercilessly and for what? An honest mistake? Do better @BR_OpenIce , you can find other things to tweet.

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the face of a man who does not have to go to toronto for the all star break 💀

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@champagneskates

5 months

yeah no i heavily judge players that cannot just be decent to reporters trying to do their job. it’s really not that hard! i get asked dumb questions at my job all the time so if i can keep composure, so can hockey players! hope this helps

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@champagneskates

3 months

screenshotting somebody’s private account to roast them? that’s far more egregious than the tweets imo

y - AMBER ☆

@86HUGHES_

3 months

i wish i was this delulu...

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@champagneskates

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(hey pals, i know a lot of you are teenagers/early 20’s but expecting women to give up hobbies (that includes stan twt) because they have children is gross and misogynistic and god damn it, knock it off)

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5 months

is that… a HICKEY (good for you joe)

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2 months

i just love big hockey players with their tiny dogs 😭😭😭😭

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@champagneskates

4 months

I expect each Red Wing skater to write Alex Lyon a handwritten apology letter for this game

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23 days

all i can think is that it must be a sensory hell to have the pads directly on skin???? like maybe matt wouldn’t wanna fight everybody if wasn’t in sensory overload /j

chris kreider respecter

@jonmoxIeys

24 days

rempe copying his father kreids in being shirtless i see

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@champagneskates

2 months

It’s giving big brother “I can mess with him but NOBODY else is allowed to even think about it” vibes

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@Sportsnet

2 months

Pals that get in practice scrums together take penalties together.

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@champagneskates

2 months

it’s giving “mom making us take a picture together and we don’t wanna”

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4 months

would love for a scientist to study nhl goalies and figure out how many of them are hypermobile

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2 months

i give you — red wings and their stances on therapy according to me and @sportscryptid

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3 months

But also! Even if you or your loved ones aren’t using drugs but say, have a major surgery where opioids are prescribed — please get narcan ahead of time. Overdoses happen to more than just addicts (but they are the most at risk).

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4 months

i find sports PR so fascinating so like this whole Flyers thing is like a Super Bowl to me

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@champagneskates

5 months

Lurking Larkin™️

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@champagneskates

5 months

i love when the refs are talking and dylan larkin just Lurks™️ behind

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our mother duck:

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5 months

dylan sitting on the little wall waiting for all his little ducklings to come off the ice, i love him

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did they make him put the fishbowl back on for the picture or was this his idea i gotta know

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@champagneskates

5 months

There is nothing cooler than seeing a young player involve himself in the community and look so happy about it 😭😭😭 I hope Mo stays in Detroit forever

Jeanna Trotman

@JeannaTrotmanTV

5 months

Seider Claus goes shoppin' with the kids 🎅

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@champagneskates

6 months

my amazing pal @susalooo ID’d the book (shout out to @disgracecars and @JynAndTheGinger for the assist)

Vancouver Canucks

@Canucks

6 months

Ready for takeoff. 🛫

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@champagneskates

6 months

anyways here is Alex Lyon stopping Jack Hughes’ breakaway last night

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@champagneskates

4 months

i will be taking one for the team (a thread of thoughts) ⬇️⬇️⬇️

Anna ☝️

@Flryflower

4 months

We can't keep letting them get away with this oh my god

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matthew tkachuk:

amelia𓆨

@kcalbug

4 months

don’t make me bring out the curly mice

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Moritz has really stepped up and done a lot of media during this skid and I think he deserves a lot of credit — would love to see him with an A next season (and also like a thousand year extension, thanks)

Jeanna Trotman

@JeannaTrotmanTV

2 months

Patrick Kane: "I'd be more worried if we were walking around here all smiles, all happy." There has been a LOT of reaction to this video online, but within the locker room, the Red Wings don't have a problem with it. Kane, Seider, Perron, and Lalonde all addressed it here:

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@champagneskates

2 months

oh no! a red wing gets lost in the woods. this is how @sportscryptid and i think each red wing would handle that:

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@champagneskates

4 months

i just have many emotions about the contrast of willy moving around a lot as a kid because his dad was constantly on different teams to willy as an adult staying with the team he was drafted long term 🥹🥹

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@champagneskates

5 months

i need simon edvinsson and elmer soderblom to recreate this with alex debrincat

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@champagneskates

4 months

I’m glad people (at least on my TL) have enough understanding of PR to see what the NHL is doing right now. I would expect if the NHL is going to comment, they’re going to try to hold off until Friday afternoon and hope it goes unnoticed in the weekend newscycle.

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@champagneskates

4 months

Alex DeBrincat:

Mark Lazerus

@MarkLazerus

4 months

DeBrincat once picked a fight at a Traverse City prospect tournament game because, in his words, he wasn't scoring and was "getting bored."

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@champagneskates

2 months

it always amazes me how people can be a fan of a sports team and just not see the players as actual human beings

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@champagneskates

2 months

red wings version ( @sportscryptid and i deliberated very hard on this):

alex 🏳️‍🌈🏒

@am_1634

2 months

Leafs version

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3 months

i just love that pre-detroit he was mostly called brinksy but he got to detroit and the fanbase was like “nah he’s the cat”

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@champagneskates

4 months

Young women should not have to be perfect and know everything for people to have a shred of decency towards them. Could they have googled? Yeah sure. Would either tweets have been made if it was a young boy/teenager holding the sign? Nope! That’s the issue.

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@champagneskates

4 months

it’s such a shame he was drafted by the winnipeg jets 💀💀

Sami ¹³

@toothlesshughes

4 months

“who doesn’t love being the villain?” - Captain Rutger

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did not realize there was beef between the leafs and canucks what a lovely surprise

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@champagneskates

4 months

do you think ellen had to tell her sons they weren’t allowed to fight each other

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3 months

they let him out of containment 😭 good for him tho

Chicago Blackhawks

@NHLBlackhawks

3 months

CB 9️⃣8️⃣

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daniel sprong when asked about the good parts of his time in anaheim and he said “the weather was good i’ll leave it at that” like OH DAMN

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@champagneskates

3 months

Shame on everybody that was roasting this poor girl, including the one who was a mutual who was “cringing so hard” but being outwardly supportive like you all can be better.

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@champagneskates

3 months

you know john is gonna text matthew after he watches the leaf blueprint to tell him he’s welcome for dinner whenever, he doesn’t have to keep his clothes there as an excuse 🥹

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2 months

do you think she cares that she’s blocking the tv?

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@champagneskates

4 months

they’re gonna have to alert all the local ice rinks to not let him on the ice until he’s clear 💀

blondie

@bedardglazer

4 months

richardson on bedard: "But he’ll be probably trying to negotiate to get on early, I’m sure. But we’ll just try and manage that as best as possible." sounds like bedard will need to be put in timeout lmaoooo

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@champagneskates

3 months

i fear that if i were a hockey player, i too would slap shot into an empty net because why the fuck not 💀

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@champagneskates

4 months

i think for the all star game, the four teams should also have to participate in a family feud tournament

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do you think dolly parton knows what big fans the detroit red wings broadcast team is of her 💀💀💀

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@champagneskates

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pals, we know it’s named Little Caesars Arena because the same family owns both Little Caesar’s AND the Red Wings (and the Tigers), right?

y - goose ☻︎

@keyshuii

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sorry, the detroit red wings arena is called WHAT?

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2 months

stop writing off the red wings just because dylan is hurt god damn it

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@champagneskates

4 months

i have seen more than one post the last few days saying derogatory things towards women with children who are also on hockey twitter and it’s wholly unnecessary. some women have kids! and they should be able to keep doing their little hobbies without people bringing their kids up

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@champagneskates

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wanna study alex lyon under a microscope like a bug omg

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5 months

alex lyon and his weird eyes and messy hair, what a gem

Bally Sports Detroit

@BallySportsDET

5 months

The Red Wings wish YOU a Merry Christmas! 🎄🎅 #LGRW | @ThinkFordFirst

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@champagneskates

5 months

matthew knies really puts on a hockey helmet and just — doesn’t think anymore. no thoughts going on behind those eyes. good for him

Omar

@TicTacTOmar

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Keefe is going off, and rightfully so

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welcome to the maple leafs tessa

resting mitch face

@34sixteen

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tessa making fun of hockey cellying... HELP

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@champagneskates

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any players that use pride tape will automatically join my horde of favorite players

Boston Bruins

@NHLBruins

5 months

Bruins to Host Hockey is for Everyone Night, presented by TD Bank, on December 3:

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@champagneskates

2 months

Watching Mo grow and mature into a leader has been hands down one of the greatest joys of the season 🫶🏼🫶🏼

Max Bultman

@m_bultman

2 months

Seider the last one out there after an optional skate this morning

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you can just tell by Luke’s tone of voice that Curtis doesn’t let him get away with ANYTHING and good for Curtis

x - carolina

@86R0WDY

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putting lukita in his place 😭😭😭😭😭

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@champagneskates

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just sent fraser minten a nice message on IG in case he’s reading those (desperately hope he’s not) to hopefully balance out whatever his inbox looks like 💀💀

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@champagneskates

3 months

Alex Lyon playing trumpet in band is like the least surprising thing I could have learned about him. Man SCREAMS trumpet player

Detroit Red Wings

@DetroitRedWings

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Detroit rock city 🎸🥁🎶

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Alex DeBrincat must’ve logged onto Twitter, saw the Sens fans talking shit and was like “bet” and I admire it

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rule 1 of playing the red wings — you don’t touch the team girlfriend alex lyon

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i love the way alex debrincat is committed to The Bit 😭

Detroit Red Wings

@DetroitRedWings

3 months

We’re glad they’re all hockey players. 😊

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i would like to see a maple leaf fight a senator tonight. i don’t care which ones

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@champagneskates

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the heart and the soul of this team. what an honor and a privilege it is to watch him play hockey for the red wings 😭😭😭

alyssa

@alyssalerae

26 days

oh dylan

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@champagneskates

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Lucas Raymond your curls are adorable and I think you should let them grow

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@champagneskates

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i think we as a society have progressed past the point of needing men on sports panels 😌

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@Sportsnet

4 months

The dressing room was the place to be on tonight's panel. 🍿

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@champagneskates

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It’s actually incredibly easy to just be kind to people in fandom spaces even if you don’t agree with them/think they’re delusional or whatever.

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@champagneskates

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my child coming to tell me his grammy said yes when i told him no 💀

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@NHL

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🤩 CONNOR BEDARD IS BACK 🤩

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@champagneskates

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@DetroitRedWings like the detroit red wings just swept the california road trip for the first time since 2008!!!! (so wonderful)

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@champagneskates

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also when i googled him i found this and i’m —

Detroit Red Wings

@DetroitRedWings

4 months

UPDATE: The #RedWings today recalled defenseman Brogan Rafferty from the AHL’s Grand Rapids Griffins.

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@champagneskates

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i could say lots of lovely things about moritz but i think the best/loveliest thing about him is the way he is the first player checking on his teammates that are hurt like what a nice young man 🥺

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@champagneskates

2 months

steve drafting moritz seider

animals going goblin mode

@mischiefanimals

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goodnight guys

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it has been delightful to watch all of my leafs mutuals descend into madness over simon benoit. do you think he has any clue that he’s got a growing army of young female fans who would commit crimes for him or what?

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hang this in the louvre

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@alyssalerae

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i think the red wings know how bad things are going and really don’t need people on social media yelling at them about it

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apparently the account was public but went private when people started dogpiling… screenshotting to continue the dogpiling is just as egregious actually

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every time i see a picture of quinn hughes’ hair i wanna send his girlfriend a fruit basket to thank her for teaching him about conditioner 💀

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@champagneskates

4 months

nhl naming auston matthews a captain so he can’t finagle his way out of going 💀😭

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knowing that red wings lurk on twitter is so funny to me like i hope they have all found the funny side of red wings twt because otherwise they probably despise us so hard 😭😭😭

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i’m seeing like “my 15 top nhl crushes” or similar like i’m sorry y’all couldn’t water board that shit out of me. i have TERRIBLE taste and i know it

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god maybe steve’s best signing in the off-season was alex lyon

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people making fun of jake walman for doing the griddy and playing fortnite because he’s 27 like oh sorry he must have forgotten that he’s older than 25 and can’t have fun/hobbies anymore 💀

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i’m still here

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i hope a photographer got a still of this moment 😭😭

Jenny

@jendog_18

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Mo & Ray🥹🥹

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@valesofeden he’d probably be like “i don’t… i don’t get it” (this man doesn’t know what ovulation is let’s be serious

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if you don’t have a valentine, now you do. i’m your valentine. happy valentine’s day, i love you 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼

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it feels like my duty as a mother to a son to turn on PWHL

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5 months

YEAH EXAMPLE A:

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rats are so misunderstood

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joseph woll you can have my ankle it’s okay i don’t need it

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Steve, announce the Lucas extension tomorrow. I’m not asking, I’m telling.

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4 months

guess what

kaylee, tortured hockey fan department. 🐙🏳️‍🌈🏒

@natasharomanox

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@champagneskates It’s not super unhinged but I have a theory that every time one of the guys has a birthday the team gets lit as FUCK and plays like dog shit the next day due to hangovers.

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3 months

sad victorian child (comes with a porsche now)

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2 months

the red wings go to a lake and disaster strikes!! @sportscryptid and i imagine how things go down:

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4 months

that’s okay guys, the wings are starting james reimer so like it’ll be an even match 💀

Elliotte Friedman

@FriedgeHNIC

4 months

Ilya Samsonov starts for Toronto vs Detroit

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every time i watch something with the hughes brothers i think about how you can tell they don’t have an older sister and that’s such a shame because all three of them desperately need the guidance of an older sister

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$11.5M/year is a lot of rides on the subway

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red wing besties following me, buckle up and take nothing i say seriously (and heed my pinned tweet lmaoo)

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