I haven’t been contacted by anyone in the church for years, and now all the sudden I’m being visited by visiting teachers, and I am now saying the closing prayer in church on Sunday.
@rudygobert27
It’s hard to have dreams when you’re handed everything you want and don’t have to work for anything. People like that aren’t worth the time arguing, because they’ll never understand.
The row in front of me on the plane has two people in it, both traveling alone. Both young, around the same age, and heading to SLC for a vacation. They’ve been chatting the whole time, and now they’re watching a movie together. I feel like I’m watching a love story unfold.
It’s crazy how hard it is to get rid of free tickets to Jazz games. I keep getting them, so if anyone is interested in tickets in the future- let me know.
This girl was talking to me about how she bought a house, and it was “so hard”, and then further into the conversation it turns out her dad paid cash for the house but she had to paint it, and that was the difficult part.
We are not the same 🥴
I dated this guy in high school, and now his dad comes into my gym and is always hitting on me. I wonder if I should tell him I took his sons virginity??
I just started talking basketball with a customer and told him that the Jazz were the best team, and he responded with “well I’m biased, i play for the Heat”.
I wish i didn’t embarrass myself in front of NBA players.
@TheLaurenChen
@CBSNews
Please don’t penalize me because some people weren’t raised right. Implement an IQ test, only let the people educated in what they’re voting for vote.
Since I’ve posted everywhere else….
The reason I’ve been so sick lately is that we are having a baby! It has been such a rollercoaster so far, but we are excited to grow our family ♥️
I hate being told I’m lucky. Lucky to travel, lucky to work from home, lucky to be able to sleep in after working until 1am. It’s not luck, it’s hard work. I’ve had 2-3 jobs for 8 years now, I work my ass off for the life I have, it’s not luck.
@MeLlamoTrevor
Can you imagine how special he feels, and how many of his friends he’s called to say that Bryce Harper told him personally who he was signing with? 😂🙈
I wish that domestic abusers had to register like sex offenders do. Like any time you go to date someone, you can see if they had a history and know what you’re getting into.
I’m signing for my house today 🥺
Buying a house in a sellers market has not been easy, or fun in any way, but I’m finally crossing the finish line, and I am so excited for this next chapter of my life.
My favorite BB houseguest of all time is
@deadskulltweets
and you can’t change my mind.
Go ahead and throw all the shade at him you want, but he’s still the realest one out here 👌🏽
@debmack__
@TonyDee07
I regret to inform you that since the Rangers have failed to make top headlines in the past 48 hours, we are removing them from the NHL.
My Jazz Twitter Pals: I regret to inform you that I will no longer be able to post the T-shirt photos. Apparently I am stealing the thunder, and that is only allowed for the “elite” people.
Sir, I didn’t ask you to go and buy a Range Rover with a $1700 payment in the middle of trying to purchase a home, so really I cannot be blamed for the underwriters requesting extra documentation.
The things I have to deal with 🤦🏼♀️
I love Jazz Twitter, I feel like 98% of the people here are so caring and genuine. You don’t find that with many other sports Twitters(at least I don’t), so I’m happy to be a part of this. 💜
I’m FB friends with a girl who’s husband died. He was a fairly prominent figure, so it was announced publicly. The NEXT day she changed her status to single, changed her name to her maiden name and erased every picture of them together… uhm 🚩 🚩🚩
Man I just don’t understand how people can meet, get engaged, and get married within 6 months. To each their own, but if you do it twice?? Before you’re 25? My goodness.
All of my plans today have been cancelled due to snow and men who cannot communicate well so enjoy my make up I woke up early to do, only to barely leave my house.
I looked at a house this weekend that was listed for $480k, and it wasn’t worth more than $300k. It just sold for $515k, with no appraisal. I feel REALLY bad for people overpaying just to get into a house.
I could buy a nice house in a good area in Orlando that has 5 bedrooms and a pool for the same price that I could buy a beat up, 1200 sq ft, “needs 100k worth of work” house in a decent area in Salt Lake.
Super weird, but I’ve tasked myself with making $2000 a month outside of my regular job, so I am doing “odd” things to come up with that. Selling things I don’t need, flipping furniture, and participating in online studies. What are your favorite odd jobs? Need new suggestions.
@Novembrdowncast
@internetdad69
Science isn’t sexy, therefore it’s not socially acceptable, so we must shame others for enjoying witty tv shows. We must always make others feel bad for liking things that aren’t popular, there’s not enough negativity in this world.
My boss and coworker went on a trip together, and they had me book them a hotel- but they specified they wanted two rooms so no one would think they were gay. I booked them the romance package, with rose petals and a “Happy Anniversary” card sent to their room 😂
I’m not offended that Shaq said he only ate room service when he was in town, because when I was living in FL he was at the Firehouse Subs there almost every day, and he probably didn’t realize we have them in Salt Lake.
@ClownWorld_
@ihatesprint81
I will never understand protests that negatively impact so many peoples days. People have places to go, emergencies, jobs they can’t be late to, etc.
Grab a sign and picket on the side of the road or something.
I spent a year and a half being told I wouldn’t be good enough until I was in the industry for 5 years. Now I’m getting calls from his clients, telling me they’d rather work with me. Boy, how the tables turn.
I just had a lady grab me by the arm(to the point it will likely bruise) and say to me that she will NEVER be coming back here because we are so “Anti-American” because we are accepting donations to send to Ukraine. This is Disney on Ice, lady, it’s supposed to be upbeat.
Some guy sent me a DM saying he would send me $2k for my nudes, but he said he would send me $2k worth of cocaine, not cash.
I told him I was down and sent him the address to the local police department.
We’ll see how this goes. 😂😂
Okay, I support helping forgive student loans, but could we also fix the school system so my kids don’t have to go $80k into debt for a decent education too?
I sent Save the Dates to a bunch of companies and celebrities, because I had a ton extra, and I just barely got my first (and probably only) response.
Adam Sandler will forever be my favorite 😂
If you’ll excuse me, I’m now in mourning because Mookie Betts is having a baby with Bri and that basically killed all of my chances of convincing him to love me.
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but DATE OLDER MEN. Not only are they more likely to have their shit together, but they also treat you WAY better.
Tonight I was babysitting an adorable two year old, and we were reading stories when she pointed at the empty doorway and said “who is that?”
I don’t know what level of alarmed I should be at this point.
At the beginning of covid, I had lost the job I moved across the country for. After a VERY bumpy road, I finally have a new career, in a field I never would have gone into, and things are actually starting to look good for my future. 🥺