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@carlylane

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Senior TV editor @Collider . Romance nerd @Vulture @PasteMagazine . @OfficialTCA member. Author of A REGENCY GUIDE TO MODERN LIFE ( @dkbooks ). She/her.

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Joined August 2011
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@carlylane
Carly Lane-Perry
1 year
🎉 A Regency Guide to Modern Life is out today! This little book has so much of my heart in it. Even if you don’t need the advice it offers, I hope you enjoy the experience of reading it. (And finding all the fun details in @jopodmore ’s illustrations!)
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@carlylane
Carly Lane-Perry
5 years
HEY NETFLIX
@nocontextodaat
odaat out of context | #RenewODAAT
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Carly Lane-Perry
5 years
me: i hate clichés author: they agree to a marriage of convenience but then realize they actually have feelings for each other also me, crying: ohmygod they agree to a marriage of convenience but then realize they actually have feelings for each other
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2 years
Waze but it’s Henry Cavill as Geralt of Rivia and every time you miss a turn he just heavy sighs and says “fuck”
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Carly Lane-Perry
2 years
I don't know who needs to hear this, but subverting a happy ending isn't the bold storytelling move a lot of writers try to convince themselves it is. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Carly Lane-Perry
3 years
Hugh Dancy and his pumpkins are here to wish you all a Happy First Day of Fall
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@carlylane
Carly Lane-Perry
5 years
if you think you can never exit an awkward conversation, a reminder that Yoda tries to avoid talking to Luke about Vader being his father by DYING FASTER
@carlylane
Carly Lane-Perry
7 years
Hahaha, no one wants to tell Luke the truth about Vader being his father. Yoda literally tries to die faster.
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3 years
Okay but Michael Sheen has ALWAYS understood the assignment.
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@carlylane
Carly Lane-Perry
7 years
this is the future that liberals want
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4 years
Nevada and Georgia right now
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@carlylane
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7 years
Always and forever my Supergirl.
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Carly Lane-Perry
8 years
This election is basically season 4 of Parks and Rec: a career politician going up against a spoiled manchild.
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Carly Lane-Perry
2 years
Fantasy is when there's an entire chapter dedicated to describing food, sci-fi is when there's an entire chapter dedicated to describing transportation.
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Carly Lane-Perry
6 years
this is the shot I'll be crying over for weeks #CaptainMarvel
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Carly Lane-Perry
3 years
Do you ever just love seeing a perfect display of romance novels in the wild at a B&N?! 🥰🥰🥰
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@carlylane
Carly Lane-Perry
5 months
More TV writers in general should sit up and take notice! An established relationship isn’t a death knell for a show.
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Debbie Vega
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I wish soap writers would study #TheGildedAge for how to write a happily married AND endlessly interesting couple.
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Carly Lane-Perry
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If Greta Gerwig can bring the same level of thoughtfulness and care to Susan Pevensie as she did Amy March, I am 100% in favor of this creative choice
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@carlylane
Carly Lane-Perry
6 years
For a sweet $200 mil I wouldn't remake anything; I'd just give the people what they want, and that's a MAN FROM UNCLE sequel.
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Carly Lane-Perry
7 years
my kink is John Boyega reading the first book in the Thrawn trilogy in this @GQMagazine spread
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4 years
Honestly, the binge model sucks. Especially if you’re covering some shows in a professional capacity and barely have time to watch the others on a personal level. It’s like you only have a tiny window to participate in the conversation, otherwise you’re late to the party.
@FilmCritHULK
Film Crit Hulk (on blusky too)
4 years
The Mandalorian has spent week after week growing its audience, dominating pop culture discourse. So I've said it before... The one weekend pump and dump Netflix model is a silent killer for your own "big item" content. It just goes away in two days.
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3 years
um EXCUSE ME??? #Supergirl
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Carly Lane-Perry
3 years
Predictably, the replies to that “romance novels are well-written tweet” are a hot mess express to wade through, but let me tweet you one further: the sooner we dispense with the notion that certain fiction needs to be prestigious to be considered worthy of our time, the better.
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@carlylane
Carly Lane-Perry
6 years
"How do you do, fellow kids?"
@nytimes
The New York Times
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If you've ever wished that Hermione had chosen Harry instead of Ron, you're a "shipper"
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Carly Lane-Perry
2 years
The enduring popularity and success of shows like Bridgerton and Our Flag Means Death is just proof positive that audiences actually want romance so now the studios just need to Take A Hint, in this essay I will
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@carlylane
Carly Lane-Perry
7 years
┏┓ ┃┃╱╲ in ┃╱╱╲╲ this ╱╱╭╮╲╲ house ▔▏┗┛▕▔ we ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲ respect winona ryder ╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕
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@carlylane
Carly Lane-Perry
4 years
HE NEEDS TO LIFT THE COLOR BEFORE DYEING FIRST FOR THE GREEN TO SHOW UP god this infuriates me no matter where I see it does no one understand the rules of haircare I feel like Elle Woods here
@carriesnotscary
Carrie Wittmer 👻
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i love that Joker, a film in which a man with dark hair dyes his hair green without lightening it but it works anyway, is nominated for a best hair and makeup Oscar instead of Little Women i mean i just love it
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Carly Lane-Perry
3 years
Where’s the romance novel about the on-set intimacy coordinator who can craft the most breathtaking love scenes for the screen but can’t seem to get a handle on their own romantic life?
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Carly Lane-Perry
4 years
Romance novels have seriously been getting me Through It lately; these books are life-savers and sanity-givers and when the world is on fire, knowing I have a safe harbor in a story with a guaranteed happy ending means more than I can adequately put into words. 📚💕
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Carly Lane-Perry
3 years
You can immediately tell the moment that writers start having contempt for their audience and IT SHOWS.
@LadyHawkins
Rachel Hawkins/Erin Sterling
3 years
There is for sure a weird thing that happens when dudes think they're writing for other dudes, but then it turns out they're actually writing for women, and instead of being like, "WOW OKAY NEAT LOVE A BIG PASSIONATE AUDIENCE!" they get, like, very mad and Need To Punish.
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@carlylane
Carly Lane-Perry
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What actor or actress is very good at playing both the hero AND the villain?
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@IAmJoshSewell
Josh Sewell
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What actor or actress is very good at playing both the hero AND the villain?
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@carlylane
Carly Lane-Perry
7 years
That "$8M indie" was the critically acclaimed MONSTER, but sure, call her a gamble and leave her NAME out of the freaking TWEET.
@THR
The Hollywood Reporter
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#WonderWoman : Warner Bros. is gambling $150M with a filmmaker whose only prior big-screen credit was an $8M indie
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2 years
The real takeaway of #BetterCallSaul clearly seems to be don’t mess with Carol Burnett
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Carly Lane-Perry
1 year
Every once in a while, I wonder why we, as a society, have not yet invented the seashell compact e-reader from It Follows.
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@carlylane
Carly Lane-Perry
3 years
A year ago, we got one of the best moments in comic book cinema. #BirdsofPrey
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Carly Lane-Perry
7 years
NEVER FORGET JODIE WHITTAKER WAS IN ATTACK THE BLOCK WITH MY BB JOHN BOYEGA #13thDoctor
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Carly Lane-Perry
2 years
Bridgerton Season 2 continues the excellent trend of the sensuality of HAND MOMENTS in Regency-era things
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Carly Lane-Perry
3 years
Wow, that episode of Supergirl was a high married energy note to kick things off on, huh?
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Carly Lane-Perry
3 years
Birds of Prey 2: Harley Loves Ivy
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Carly Lane-Perry
4 years
I say this as someone who loves the Star Wars and also the Star Trek like both of my precious bébés. Trek is *phenomenally* hornier than Wars.
@leahbobet
Leah Bobet
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Because I don't think anyone in the United Federation of Planets actually, as a baseline, fucks. They do not act like people who have sexual relationships. Especially kind of sleazy ones. OTOH, Star Wars? Obviously a future where people at least hit third base.
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Carly Lane-Perry
3 years
Biden actually saying “thank you” to White House press and photographers shouldn’t feel like SO MUCH but it’s the little things today apparently
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Carly Lane-Perry
4 years
I want to know exactly who UNANIMOUSLY voted this through so I know whose books I will never buy, read or review again. What complete and utter horseshit. #IStandWithCourtney
@AlyssaColeLit
Alyssa “mostly updates” Cole
4 years
One of the reasons I believed in RWA was because I saw how hard my friend, Courtney Milan, worked to push the organization’s inclusiveness. Today, the day before Christmas Eve, RWA notified her they’d agreed with ethics complaints filed against her for calling out racism.
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Carly Lane-Perry
8 years
Find someone who looks at you the way Shades looks at Mariah Dillard. #LukeCage
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@carlylane
Carly Lane-Perry
5 years
Happy birthday to the man I would still gladly let perform various carpentry tasks around the apartment: Harrison Ford.
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@carlylane
Carly Lane-Perry
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I was today years old when I noticed that they call King Shark by his real name in this trailer (which is Nanaue).
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Carly Lane-Perry
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romance math is the extreme likelihood that there will only be one bed available on a road trip
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Ash Dylan
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romance math is thinking one time can get it out of their system
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Carly Lane-Perry
3 years
Do you ever just feel so grateful to live in a world where romance novels exist
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Carly Lane-Perry
2 years
In related news, I just spoke with Rhys Darby about the last two episodes of Our Flag Means Death and he told me that Taika Waititi improvised the foot nudge between Blackbeard and Stede in Episode 8 🖤🏴‍☠️
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@carlylane
Carly Lane-Perry
3 years
Who will pay me to start an exclusively romance arm at Netflix and hire a writing staff to adapt all of these amazing books that are ripe for adaptation?!
@theelvenqueen
chloe maron 🌱🩸
3 years
I hope Netflix realizes that we want a variety of romance books adapted and not just 5,000 Bridgerton spinoffs. GIVE ME A BRUSH WITH LOVE, TWICE SHY, GET A LIFE CHLOE BROWN, WELL MET. GIVE ME THEM ALL.
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Carly Lane-Perry
7 years
You ever see a certain subway ad and just chuckle a little to yourself at the irony?
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Carly Lane-Perry
3 years
┏┓ ┃┃╱╲ In this ┃╱╱╲╲ house ╱╱╭╮╲╲ we love ▔▏┗┛▕▔ & appreciate ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲ Brendan Fraser ╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔
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Collider
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Brendan Fraser is the model that pretty much every leading man of the last twenty years has been striving toward since.
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Carly Lane-Perry
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"Lord and Miller have left the Han Solo movie"
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Carly Lane-Perry
3 years
What everyone’s takeaway from the Batman discourse yesterday SHOULD be, though: watch Harley Quinn.
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Carly Lane-Perry
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We should have had so many more years of Andre Braugher. What a loss.
@Collider
Collider
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Andre Braugher, 'Brooklyn Nine-Nine' Star, Dead at 61
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Carly Lane-Perry
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My plans 2020
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what in the romance novel cover is this
@KravenTheMovie
Kraven The Hunter
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Villains aren’t born. They’re made. Aaron Taylor-Johnson is #KravenTheHunter – exclusively in movie theaters October.
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fake engagement: ★★★★★ marriage of convenience: ★★★★★ spies who have to pretend to be married for the mission: ★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★
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Carly Lane-Perry
3 years
This is why Roy Kent = perfect romance hero evolution. Season 1 Roy wouldn’t have come close to doing something like this for Jamie. Season 2 Roy doesn’t hesitate. #TedLasso
@jiminsfaceoff
pau is seeing txt☆
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this is my all time favorite moment from ted lasso
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Why is it that when anyone asks me for romance novel recommendations off the top of my head, I suddenly forget every book I’ve ever read in my entire life 🙃🙃🙃
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Carly Lane-Perry
7 years
I'm assuming everyone now knows not to underestimate Sansa Stark. #GameofThrones
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Carly Lane-Perry
3 years
Reminded tonight of a reason why Janeway is one of my favorite Trek captains: she literally uses the holodeck to play through Gothic and romance novel plotlines.
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@carlylane
Carly Lane-Perry
4 years
describe your mood for the past 4 months in a single picture
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Preeti Chhibber is over on 🟦 ☁️
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describe your mood for the past 4 months in a single picture
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Carly Lane-Perry
3 years
Pretty sure the Venn diagram between girls who bullied you in high school and now have "love and light" on their Facebook profiles is just a circle
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@carlylane
Carly Lane-Perry
7 years
Sending all my love to Billie Lourd. I can't pretend to know what she's going through right now.
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Carly Lane-Perry
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not to brag or anything but I get to marry my best friend tomorrow
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Carly Lane-Perry
5 years
evergreen tweet but also a reminder that this bisexual’s paradise of a 90s movie is also on Netflix
@carlylane
Carly Lane-Perry
7 years
Is it time to watch The Mummy (1999)? You're darn right it is.
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Carly Lane-Perry
6 years
mood: every time @MelanieScrofano calls @DominiqueP_C "babygirl" #WynonnaEarp
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Carly Lane-Perry
3 years
Everyone who's a fan of Roy's arc on Ted Lasso and his relationship with Keeley: let me tell you about a little something called romance novels
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Carly Lane-Perry
7 years
I WANT THAT PINK JACKET #WynonnaEarp
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Carly Lane-Perry
6 years
In case you were wondering, the #WynonnaEarp Season 3 premiere has everything: heart, humor, familiar and new faces, WayHaughtness, and a wallop of gut feels. Our girl is BACK.
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Carly Lane-Perry
3 years
when the romance novel talks about breeches being molded to a strong pair of thighs
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Carly Lane-Perry
4 years
The reaction to Bridgerton is just proof that romance should be getting all the movie and TV adaptations already.
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Carly Lane-Perry
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Just got the chance to have a brief chat with Tadanobu Asano about his performance in Shōgun (which I could have talked for hours about!!!) and he seemed incredibly pleased when I told him he was an internet fave
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Carly Lane-Perry
3 years
SYFY canceling Wynonna Earp is the second rudest thing they’ve done to me in the last six months 🙃🙃🙃
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Carly Lane-Perry
8 years
Look, it's the actor who should be playing James Bond... and Tom Hiddleston! #Emmys
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Carly Lane-Perry
4 years
remember that episode of Grey’s Anatomy that aired after the Super Bowl where Kyle Chandler played an arrogantly hot bomb technician
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Carly Lane-Perry
8 years
WE WERE ON A BREAK
@EW
Entertainment Weekly
8 years
David Schwimmer says 'Friends' fame "messed" with my relationships:
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Carly Lane-Perry
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I am not prepared for the emotions this movie will give me #TheLastJedi
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Carly Lane-Perry
3 years
thinking about Him #SweetTooth
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Carly Lane-Perry
4 years
girls don’t want boys, girls want a crumbling mansion that might host an unworldly and ancient evil
@worldreads
𝒥𝑒𝓈𝓈
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it’s ‘women in gowns running dramatically with mansions in the background’ season
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This is one of those ✨announcement✨ tweets, but I finally had to redownload Slack because... I officially joined the @Collider team earlier this week as weekend news editor!
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Carly Lane-Perry
2 years
Okay, but I’m shocked that we haven’t gotten a romance novel about two people who fall in love while modeling for a romance cover.
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Carly Lane-Perry
2 years
And they REALLY never dated, is someone writing this romance novel or what???
@xtinatucker
xtina
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i'm.........
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Carly Lane-Perry
3 years
This is how I know Hollywood doesn't have NEARLY enough romance readers among them, or that cursed movie adaptation would have never made it to casting.
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Carly Lane-Perry
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We love a color-coordinating cast, don't we, folks? #InterviewWiththeVampire #TCA24
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Carly Lane-Perry
3 years
Remember when Supergirl’s 100th episode was all about her relationship with Lena and Kara going back through different points in the timeline to try to make things right 😭😭😭
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Carly Lane-Perry
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Roy and Keeley are IT, that is all. #TedLasso
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@GoldenJans
♡♥Jans♡♥
4 years
Can y’all even name the 3 branches of government?
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Carly Lane-Perry
2 years
I can’t believe it’s already time to start pitching around my essay: So You’re Thinking of Writing a Piece About Romance Novels in February? Maybe Don’t
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Carly Lane-Perry
3 years
I thought about reading something other than a romance novel for once and then thought, why put myself through that?
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@carlylane
Carly Lane-Perry
5 years
So I really enjoyed #Aquaman ! James Wan has made an unapologetically bold superhero flick, mixing adventure and fantasy elements with stunning visual effects, a terrific lead in Jason Momoa (who's clearly having the time of his life), and a great heroine in Amber Heard's Mera.
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Carly Lane-Perry
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romance authors when asked why they wrote an only-one-bed scene into the book
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Carly Lane-Perry
3 years
okay so more romance novels on TV when
@netflixqueue
Netflix Queue
3 years
In its first four weeks, Bridgerton is projected to court more than 63 million households, which would make it Netflix's fifth biggest original series launched to date.
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This is the part that nails it. The fact that you could replace that title with any major media property/franchise/cinematic universe out there says volumes.
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Carly Lane-Perry
5 years
Attn: Earpers: SYFY has issued an official statement about our beloved show. #WynonnaEarp #FightForWynonna
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Carly Lane-Perry
3 years
Okay, when does it stop being subtext and start becoming text? Because SERIOUSLY.
@cloisupercorp
e. ◟̽◞̽
3 years
IS MY LIFE A JOKE TO YOU !?!$%#
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Carly Lane-Perry
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Exclusive: #WynonnaEarp 's S4 baddies will be a 'family' affair, showrunner says
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@carlylane
Carly Lane-Perry
7 years
Saying something was made for "fans, not critics" implies that fans can't be critical, or that professional reviewers can't be fans.
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Carly Lane-Perry
3 years
look all I'm saying is that there's a Love Totem so what's going to happen there 👀👀👀 #Supergirl
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@carlylane
Carly Lane-Perry
3 years
If you love TV and film, you should stand with IATSE because everyone deserves to work under fair wages and in a safe environment.
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@carlylane
Carly Lane-Perry
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Men of DCTV: take note, ‘cause right now the ladies are putting you to shame.
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