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sandra bullock goes on and on for like paragraphs about how great keanu is in the esquire profile it's really sweet
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Poor bloke. Holds out a hand expecting a truffle or glass of bubbly and gets nail polish instead!
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I often ask myself “what would Keanu do?” and trust fully that I’ll be guided in the right direction
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@cawest329
I’m sure you’ve already read the profile but this part in particular pleases me so much. Keanu!
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this is sex. thank you to everyone reading this along with me for the sex. especially Sandra and the always glorious Keanu. for the sex. god.
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