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abby

@capricabby

4 years

when i was younger i loved secret life of an american teenager but i was scared my parents would get mad at me for watching it, so every monday night i sat at the edge of my bed with the tv volume almost all the way down and just watched it like that. for years.

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thinking about the nurse that walked me to the bathroom and took care of me after giving birth. i hope she’s doing well

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1 year

@doulbedoink mark wahlberg has an entire section on his wikipedia page of hate crimes he’s committed

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1 year

@Hardly__Int

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3 years

if this reaches dylan o’brien’s tl, dylan i am free to hang out this thursday if u are available this thursday when i am free

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@capricabby

5 years

she gave birth 2 days ago and is walking around like this. 2 days postpartum, i was so sore i could barely walk. what a woman

Derek Momodu

@DelMody

5 years

@domlipinski @PA The Duke and Duchess of Sussex with their baby son, who was born on Monday morning, during a photocall in St George's Hall at Windsor Castle in Berkshire #RoyalBaby #BabySussex 📸 @PA

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5 years

@sky4est1

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3 years

how are you gonna leave church and immediately go verbally abuse customer service workers

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5 years

@RyanHarrry Joe in S.O.S. says hi

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3 years

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5 years

give it 2-3 weeks and no one asks to see you or the baby anymore or asks how either of you are doing lmao

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4 years

a 13 month old is extremely different from a 23 month old and that’s why people specify lmao ??

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4 years

@GilbertBailee

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3 years

did anyone else used to say stuff like “i wonder who the gay cousin is in our family” and it was you the whole time

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@capricabby

5 years

his face makes me so sad ☹️ unfollow me if you think this kind of parenting is okay

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4 years

i’ll be walking around the grocery store with my 9 month old having a full blown conversation asking her what kinda snacks i should get

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4 years

the worst part about having a baby is going to the grocery store and 86 old ladies stop you to look at her when you’re just trying to shop in peace

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4 years

@cidwolfie @xxxkylie2k18 @reganxleighx CASEY ANTHONY

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5 years

@2001murakami

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4 years

@jlrolopai not to mention, he was waiting on GEN in the hot tub???

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2 years

the feminine urge to start baking at 9pm

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5 years

@dizzysinclair i’ve had taco bell every single day for the last month

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4 years

sometimes i remember that people knew me before the age of 20 and it ruins my day

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1 year

@kensthoughts_ i worked really hard on it lmfao

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2 years

LOOK at her

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4 years

i’m not sure if u knew this but you can be confident in your parenting choices without shaming parents that did things differently

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5 years

Derek was toxic and yall are too far up his ass bc he’s attractive

cedes ☆

@shesocedes

5 years

Sco pu ta manaa?

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5 years

having a newborn is just chilling with your boob out 80% of the time

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4 years

you are not entitled to anyone’s baby, regardless of how you’re related. period.

Am I the Asshole?

@AITA_online

4 years

AITA for cutting contact with my sister and asking for my gifts refunded after she lied about her babies gender and her due date?

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3 years

my age constantly shocks me every time i remember. what do u mean i’m almost 24 i literally was 15 yesterday ??

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7 years

@ngmayana @desaajanae rachel and joey are so underrated but he was so much better to her

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4 years

my toxic trait is 90% of the time i just like people’s replies to me and don’t say anything bc i’m so incredibly awkward and don’t know how to respond to people so i just don’t

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2 years

@carterhambley i hated reading this btw

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1 year

what if this was my final straw

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3 years

its so funny when i tell people i have a medical marijuana card and then they ask why and then i make all of us uncomfortable

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4 years

@faceassj i hope tony sees this

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5 years

@mommakeeks i am speechless

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2 years

how is it fair that you can abuse someone for years and then just move on like nothing happened while i’m the one stuck with debilitating ptsd when i didn’t do anything to deserve it

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@capricabby

4 years

can y’all PLEASE stop associating sexual things with videos/pictures of children? i’m really begging at this point

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@capricabby

5 years

am i the only one that hates people holding my child? everyone always acts like they’re doing me some favor but i literally hate it. doesn’t matter who it is, i’m on edge the entire time until me or ryan have her again.

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@capricabby

5 years

i have never cared so much about another human being’s poop until i became a mom

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3 years

does anyone else’s toddler barely eat bc i have no idea what is sustaining this kid rn

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2 years

@ANGELWEEPS_ i like them against my will

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5 years

nobody: girls with no personality:

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3 years

this is how i know i’m stupid bc this makes perfect sense to me

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@capricabby

3 years

did anyone else have a homoerotic relationship with their best friend as a teenager that lowkey scarred you or was that just me

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@capricabby

3 years

thought i’d feel better after retrograde was over, turns out i’m just mentally ill

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@capricabby

4 years

@Okbabyyt you can’t 😂 i shared a room with my sister when i was younger and we’d stay up for hours talking and if our parents came in to tell us to be quiet we just talked quieter lmao

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@capricabby

3 years

crocs are ugly and overhyped and i’ll die on that hill

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@capricabby

6 years

@that1mum honestly at this point you should change your name from tess to “i have 3 kids” bc this is like the 15th time this week i’ve seen someone come at you like this

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1 year

@warmloveletter i thought about this one for seven straight days

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3 years

idc if people don’t like me bc 15 year old me would think i’m cool as fuck and that’s all that matters

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5 years

the amount of hair i’ve lost since having a baby is honestly disgusting

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4 years

the fact that trump wants them to stop counting votes....... bro u arent even in the lead. if they stop counting, biden wins regardless

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@capricabby

4 years

the way he just destroyed her ph balance for tiktok likes

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@capricabby

5 years

@mommakeeks omg shut up, that name’s not real 😭

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@capricabby

3 years

why did i just say “it’s time to sleep bestie” to my 2 year old, someone get me off this app

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3 years

hey in case u were confused literally no one fucking cares if you call yourself a mother or say you breastfeed lmfao but nb/trans people can give birth too and that’s where the more inclusive language comes in

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3 years

i wonder how many hours of my life have been spent trying to get my kid to sleep

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3 years

i’d do anything to sleep as good as i did after i got my epidural again

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1 year

how it feels when i tell people i hate dr pepper

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@capricabby

4 years

when i was 14 i was just starting to become friends with my (ex) best friend. i asked him who his favorite band was and he said “it’s always changing” and my dumbass didn’t hear him but didn’t wanna ask him to repeat himself so i said “yeah i’ve heard of them” and that haunts me

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@capricabby

5 years

it’s not really that unpopular but don’t fucking kiss them if it isn’t your child!!!!! i feel like i had to (and still do) remind people CONSTANTLY

Jollof Papi 🇬🇭

@OfficialEnam

5 years

Unpopular Opinions: Newborn baby edition

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2 years

just wanted to say yesterday made 4 months since i left my abusive relationship

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2 years

i am high and overwhelmed with love for my cat

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@capricabby

5 years

my 4 month old is exclusively breastfed, she won’t even take a bottle, only me. i can’t even imagine the psychological damage this is doing to both the mother and the baby. this is literally torture. i’m sick.

StanceGrounded

@_SJPeace_

5 years

ICE raid separates 4-month-old baby from breastfeeding mom Real criminals are those who would take a nursing baby away from her mother's breast. KNOW WHO THE REAL CRIMINALS ARE! Ice is a DOMESTIC TERRORIST ORGANIZATION and it needs to be ABOLISHED!

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3 years

this disrespect @tacobell

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4 years

i started rewatching it after this tweet & just felt like i had to publicly profess my love for ricky

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3 years

our new baby❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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5 years

you can “spread awareness” without posting a video of a baby being abused

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5 years

me: *walking endlessly with my baby because she refuses to be put down* my baby:

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4 years

i’m sure stink bugs probably do something environmentally important but they’re not doing SHIT in my apartment except pissing me off and i want them all dead

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5 years

my BEST FRIEND from the ages 7-14 didn’t invite me to her wedding and i was legitimately hurt. my mom asked if i was gonna invite her to my baby shower and i said FUCK no

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5 years

i’m having an existential crisis over febreze not being spelled febreeze

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5 years

what’s the one thing people always notice about your child first? mine is arm rolls

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@capricabby

5 years

who’s gonna tell my baby she can’t have both her fist and my nipple in her mouth at the same time

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@capricabby

4 years

when i was in labor, after my water broke i started getting contractions crazy strong and close together, and right in the middle of one my mom said “are you having another one ALREADY?” bro when i tell you i’ve never wanted to punch that woman so badly in my life

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@capricabby

4 years

does cole labrant ever shut the fuck up

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7 months

this hit so hard that it was all i thought about til i left my abusive ex like 2-3 weeks later

Cooper

@Cooperstreaming

7 months

Has a piece of art (music, a movie, a painting, or a play) ever moved you so much you did something drastic? Last year I watched Everything Everywhere All At Once with my boyfriend, & when it was over I cried & said "I can't do this anymore." It was the last time we ever spoke.

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2 years

dylan o’brien has a girlfriend everyone pls give me space during this time

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@capricabby

5 years

i’m not about to assume a woman is pregnant just bc of the way her body looks. y’all know better. until rihanna explicitly says she’s pregnant, she’s not pregnant

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@capricabby

4 years

maybe an unpopular opinion, but as much as i love him, they have to kill him off. his character has come too far to be the guy that abandoned his wife and friends. it would hurt me more for them to make him the bad guy again than to kill him.

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@GreysABC

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After 16 seasons, we're saying goodbye to Dr. Alex Karev. See how his story ends next Thursday on Grey's Anatomy. #GreysAnatomy

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5 years

how do y’all find men that pay you to bully them, i want in on that

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@capricabby

4 years

if i had to restart my life at 6 years old, even knowing what i know now, i would literally kill myself. i’d take blue, no question

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5 years

anyway my 11 year old brother deadass almost made me cry today lmao

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1 year

it’s almost time for my quarter life crisis should i get a tattoo or kill myself

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@capricabby

5 years

omfg kids are so rude on tiktok, i made one abt my dad’s surprisingly good reaction to me getting pregnant, this little bitch says “birth control is free at clinics” OK AND???

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@capricabby

2 years

@Amory_2113 hope you have a bad day!

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@capricabby

7 months

my inner monologue has not stopped since i gained consciousness at 4 years old

TheAvatarShawn🌱📗

@theavatarshawn

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Is this true? I always figured most people had an internal monologue

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2 years

@KelsieHorstman my ex did this with the birth of our child lmfao. i was getting induced and he didn’t tell them

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@capricabby

1 year

@intrnetdaughter back into a parking spot w one hand on the back of your headrest was my very first thought idk

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@capricabby

4 years

one of my favorite things is seeing people pregnant for the first time talking about how dangerous bedsharing is and talking shit on moms that do it and then their baby’s born and they start bedsharing

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@capricabby

3 years

i’m never requesting to join a fb group again

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@capricabby

3 years

tl asleep? beef ramen is better than chicken

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@capricabby

4 years

my 10 month old just used a fork all by herself to eat her pasta and idc if no one else is impressed by that, I’M IMPRESSED

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@capricabby

5 years

when i was 12 or 13 my parents took me to the doctor bc i told them i felt like i couldn’t breathe and my heart raced so the doctor ordered chest xrays and everything and they couldn’t find anything physically wrong with me and that’s the story of how i was diagnosed with anxiety

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@capricabby

4 years

i don’t really like the saying: “you can be pro-life for yourself and pro-choice for others.” that makes it seem like being pro-choice = would 100% get an abortion, and that’s not what it is. it’s supporting a woman’s right to choose either way. i am pro-choice and also a mother.

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@capricabby

2 years

@_badassiee i do not feel bad for that man

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