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@KelsieHorstman

6 years

Kid cudi humming

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Drakes "Yeah" or Travis's "Yeah" ?

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4 years

@BennyWillard When I was 16 I was sassy (obv) and my step dad told me that when I turned 18 he was kicking me out. I said “probably not cuz you won’t even be here then” .. I was right:) the divorced finalized a month after I turned 18

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@SindyTineo @fakechanel @_rosyxo Minus the 4-6 weeks after birth where you bleed constantly, leak milk, cramps from breastfeeding & have a sore vagina😭🙃 oh and the baby lol

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3 years

Breastfeeding in public is legal in all 50 states. Please don’t let anyone bully you for feeding your child!!

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3 years

Blippi getting married is not what I expected in 2021 🥲😭 love it though

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4 years

I was feeling myself today so I took some nudes... I sent literally 18 to my bf but he left me on read. Any way now I think I understand what it’s like to feel like a plastic bag drifting through the wind wanting to start again

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3 years

@CosplayUke @nubian6 Hey thanks for letting me borrow your car last week, a real one ☝🏻

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3 years

Bro I’d kill to be a dad. Just saying “hey I’m going to eat with my friends tomorrow” then leaving the house for 8+ hours, no kids no responsibilities. Lol just me and my friends eating wings and shopping

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2 years

My sister was supposed to get married next week but dude didn’t take the days off ????????????

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3 years

@grouchybb After my first we went to the WIC office and they taught me so much! Like doctors in MY town use WIC, it is not I come based, you just have to be pregnant or have a child under 5.

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8 months

Please tell me how much you think my mom should have charged for this? Then I’ll tell you what she charged 😭🤧

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3 years

We just left the cemetery and my nephews were calling it a dead people garden 🥲

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3 years

@lesfemmefataIe @princesslysi My best friend had this done (without her knowledge) and she said sex hurt so bad for so long. Then it randomly RIPPED and now she’s fine🥴😭 like wtf is this shit. fuck men

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4 years

@Cruz1792J @azamora9_ Went to this guys profile and he thinks our country is messed up bc we don’t spank our kids lol... Please sir, don’t reproduce

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2 years

@ycsm1n She was the oldest cast member playing a kid

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2 years

@veronicavvaughn @pontiacharm Underrated reply

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3 years

This 7 year old girl from my town was abducted in the middle of the night, by someone her parents were letting stay with them. I’ve said it before but it needs to be said again, there is an 8/10 chance you know your abuser. ABUSERS are people you KNOW AND TRUST.

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3 years

Does anyone want a 2 year old 😩

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3 years

@deenotnice My stepdad told me and his daughter that we were eating too much and gaining weight fast (I was in 7th grade she 6th) then he showed us a picture of his niece and said, “this is what happens when you eat too much” ... she was AVERAGE sized!!! Fuck body shamers

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3 years

Tag yourself, I’m out of spite

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4 years

@Stevee5 @urpalbeth Just like the packers lol

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3 years

@henri_Jnr @_aminayy Do not reproduce

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3 years

@CV_192 @UberFacts People who announce they’re unfollowing??why? We don’t care, just see your way out.

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1 year

@RadicallyStony Bro god was gonna send me to hell for EVERYTHINNNNG

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3 years

@diannaisrad Maybe she thought you were trying to take her home like “my wife and I saw you from across the bar and” 😂😅

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3 years

@treer0t Please don’t have children 🤡

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2 years

You ever just wanna squeeze his balls like a stress ball or is that just an intrusive thought that I have

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8 months

I saw a post a couple weeks ago about giving kids the option of a potato or candy during trick or treat.. so I got a 10 pound bag. I was surprised at how many kids chose a potato over candy 😂

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3 years

My kid just cheered in a dead people garden bc she saw an excavator. Thanks blippi.

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4 years

@salas__10 I accidentally clicked on someone’s live before and they were just sitting there staring and I was the only viewer. They ended the video right as I went to leave then I panicked and unfollowed them lmao

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2 years

@oraliea_ Called 911 last year bc I heard my neighbors arguing and the woman started screaming for help. Don’t even want to know what could’ve happened if the apt was sound proof

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3 years

I shouldn’t have to say this but you shouldn’t message new moms about how you can help them lose weight 🙄

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3 years

Happy due date buddy 🥺😭

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2 years

@Nwf1223 @UberFacts Wait until you find out what nasa is doing tomorrow lol

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3 years

He’s not

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3 years

I wonder if he will still be happy in a little bit when he’s inside this pumpkin lol

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3 years

2 year old keeps pointing to the air vent above our bed saying “look at the eyes daddy” cool cool cool coolcooooool

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3 years

Hey guys! I know I have already posted him, but meet my son, Asher. Born on March 31, 2021 at 1:02pm, he was 20 in and 8 pounds 6oz. 2nd picture is his sister, my niece and my sister meeting him 🥰

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3 years

@johnnyboyfilmf1 @IP_ll_IMI_IP @beanshank @yari_yenssy If you don’t go touch some grass

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2 years

Not all men, just every man I’ve ever met

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3 years

My friend was sexually assault by a coworker at work. Instead of firing the guy who has other complaints they fired her lol

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3 years

I wish humans were photosynthetic. I’m tired of eating and making food and having to pick out food to make and eat

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1 year

@BobbyJOnline @beetaylora Because being sexually assaulted makes you part of the cool crowd. “It’s not all men” but it sure as hell is all women. Do better.

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8 months

EIGHTY FUCKIN DOLLARS

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3 years

I wonder if he will still be happy in a little bit when he’s inside this pumpkin lol

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4 years

@maddietrevizo 🤣 grow up

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3 years

If you call a man out on something and they get mad, you were right. ☕️

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4 years

@CanisAzureus @lavender_pers @themoistnugget @raphmerritt Trump has dropped more bombs than Obama and bush? Dolt

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3 years

Well guys my baby crawled off of our bed and broke his clavicle 😭

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3 years

@frog_in_tights @ginadivittorio It’s 10k for 1 egg

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3 years

I have a confession, I am a morning person.

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4 years

@omarruizz10 @gabbbbriellaa No we need less bible thumpers 🙃

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3 years

No YOU’RE crying

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2 years

Adoption does not solve the problem of unwanted pregnancy

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3 years

What time is the group scream today?

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2 years

@kingofGweru @AmaThamu I have sticky notes and a pen. I write “sorry for the dent, maybe learn to park” sometimes I’ll even sit and watch them walk around their cars looking for damage

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2 years

@pierrefleury_ @mandajayem Someone told me bc my kid is only 2 I don’t understand yet why you have to hit them to train them lol I hate it here

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2 years

Inside my sisters middle console

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4 years

@mr_chung @britshaniece You clearly know nothing about babies, do not reproduce.

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4 years

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3 years

If you’re going to soft block me, hard block me. I won’t even realize I have followed you before and I’ll follow you again lol so save us both some time thx

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2 years

Look at my cute son

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1 year

@lebanesesince92 @keirstyyy @DailyLoud What do you think happens to kids who are born even though they were unwanted? Do you think they’re loved and treated with respect? Why would you force a kid to grow up being abused and neglected in the name of life? Your God flooded the world, no? He’s fine with abobos.

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4 years

If you have never smoked weed I promise you no one wants to hear your opinion

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4 years

@VILNILLA Everyone is different, I bled for 6 weeks but someone else said they only did for 2. Either way postpartum is a very stressful, painful situation that is not talked about enough! It feels like people only see the baby 😪 (don’t even get me started on the depression/anxiety/rage)

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1 year

@BestAuntieAlive @Bornakang @MrsJellySantos Watch more of her videos, she does!😁

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2 years

@mulletgirl420 @cowboypussykit Also why we all have nipples

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2 years

@Baileymoon15 Same reason you put bagel enthusiast in yours

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4 years

@Michael96303310 The only thing wrong with this picture is her shoes on the table

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3 years

I love that I followed 20+ people today with coochie in their name lol

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6 years

@CodyTabi @YaboiRotel @kay_peter_97 @koconews I've met more lazy people in Texas, in 6 months than I did in Ohio in 20 years. More people do drugs too, then talk about northern states all being druggies.

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1 year

@_chase_____ My bfs middle name is E. 😭

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3 years

He’s perfect 🥺😭

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4 years

@maddietrevizo Etc. it is simple

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3 years

@itsmeheythere But female nipples are

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5 years

@gillianmendozaa @tik_tok_world_ No it’s on the Internet it’s gotta be real

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3 years

@shane72774 @CV_192 @UberFacts That made no sense, try again.

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4 years

The doctor called this the gummy bear shot 🥺 anyway look at my lil parasite

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2 years

I hate that “homemaker” isn’t an official job title. My resume has nothing since January, 2019, this lady interviewing me asked if I’ve been in jail 😭 like KINDA

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@microwavedlust @McchickenBurner @anjoj5 Me too, yet never had a woman point them out/:

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