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@capittalism

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@capittalism
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please help me. my city is dying
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every dating app should do this
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you can’t screenshot grindr messages anymore ??/&:&!:@#
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i’ve changed my mind on ai art. it’s extremely funny microsoft rushed to get bing ai out and didn’t think about the consequences
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jesus christ almighty lmfao
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2 years
four day weekend fellas
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@capittalism
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10 minute commute? you better get your lanky ass on a bicycle
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Imagine living like this until you die. Horrifying.
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@capittalism
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4 years
what is this supposed to even mean
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told bae i was gonna take her on a tour of europe
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@capittalism
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11 months
does anyone know where i can buy this shirt
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unbelievable funny that this is the fastest way for me to get from atlanta to chicago via amtrak, and that it would take 34 hours. this country rocks
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me: ohio is a shithole a californian: ohio is a shithole me: What The Fuck🐿Did You Just Say🗣About The Great State🌽Of Ohio? 🌰 Fuck You, Pal.🤮The Streets🚋Of San Francisco🗑Are Filled With Shit.🚽Your Entire State🤢Is Constantly On Fire.🔥The 405 In LA Is🚗30 Lanes Wide,
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it’s insane how much better apple maps is than google maps now. the level of detail is wild
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@capittalism
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6 years
i don't take normal college graduation photos...
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the ohio national guard has the opportunity to do the funniest thing imaginable
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@capittalism
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love when people do insane shit and then post it on strava with like morning ride
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@capittalism
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average pickup truck driver
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@capittalism
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3 years
when my therapist asks me why i’m so fucked up
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@capittalism
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6 years
imagine having infrastructure so bad a fucking pizza company has to help repair potholes
@YahooFinance
Yahoo Finance
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Domino's Pizza unveils U.S. infrastructure project filling potholes by @aarthiswami
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@capittalism
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you could actually take every transportation engineer in your city with degrees and accolades and replace them with fed up bike guys with zero experience and they’ll end traffic violence and make streets safer in like 12 hours
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@capittalism
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this is my favorite video in the entire world
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@capittalism
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1 year
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@capittalism
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been seeing a lot of diverse takes on this video. just wanted to wrap things up and say the man is being a psychopath. hope that helps!
@ScarletMarxist
barbarism critic (punished arc)
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I understand the sentiment but yelling at individuals isn’t gonna fix gentrification which is a policy choice.
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shut up. shut the fuck up
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@puneetsingh
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Four Horsemen of Gentrification.
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@capittalism
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1 year
The Department of Defense has shot down the house from Up
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@rachelisonline yeah that’s fair. i feel like i see a lot of posting screenshots to be mean but being able to record harassment is a good reason to keep things as is
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biggest mistake the coronavirus made was coming to ohio. it's gonna spend the rest of its life hating ohio and having a daily internal battle between wanting to move to a better state but never getting around to doing it because all of its friends/ family live here until it dies
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man i hate complaining about them but i just fucking hate cars. they suck, they make everyone dumb, i’m tired of almost getting hit by them when i’m walking around. it sucks that almost every city in this country was built around them and they’re a scourge upon the earth
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@capittalism
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[guy in columbus announcing his divorce on facebook this week] unfortunately after seven a❌azing years, ❌arissa and i’s ❌arriage is over. please keep us in your thoughts. go bucks, and fuck ❌ichigan
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@capittalism
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i desperately need the panera lemonade that kills you
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@capittalism
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check this out big dawg
@TrailTimeJessie
Jessie Hikes
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It took me one hour and 45 minutes to get through Atlanta today. A Sunday afternoon. I don't know how people live in this every day.
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@capittalism
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this entire thread lol
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bluechecks on suicide watch in the replies, which is how you know this would be a good idea
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Everything Georgia
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Atlanta if 75 was turned into a river. 🔥🔥🔥 @stoneray_
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i was in a group ride last night and a woman saw us and yelled “this is gentrification!” that was the last straw for me. no one is allowed to use that word anymore until you write a 500 word essay on it and demonstrate you know what it means
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@capittalism
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lol
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lmao at this mail carrier who replies to the every lot cincy addresses he’s been to
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@WTVM he’s just vibing
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hell yeah look what showed up today. 1000 of these bad boys
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i respect seattle so much for having a 0.9 mile monorail with two stops that has low ridership and still running it with a 10 minute frequency with a peak of four minutes. incredible city
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@capittalism
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lol the ohio attorney general office's didn't properly redact this document about jayland walker so you can read in detail how akron police murdered him if you copy and paste the redacted sections. fucking idiots
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@capittalism
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video of this guy showing off his credit score lives in my head rent free
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@capittalism
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i’m drunk and riding the train. it rules. this is what anti-transit politicians want to take away from you
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i love chicago
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@capittalism
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thank you
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all of my bike routes in 2022
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lmao. like be fr right now
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@capittalism
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people from ohio be like “yeah i’m from cleveland i love this city 216 till i die i could live off nothing but mitchell’s ice cream lol remember when the cuyahoga river caught on fire” and when you ask them what part they’re from they say Mansfield
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everyone’s gung-ho about personally fighting climate change until you tell them to drive their car less and suddenly that’s not possible lol
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@ayobrobro @clintoris men will literally feed cats instead of going to therapy
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thank you to the dumbasses QTing this and being like ugh doh why aren’t you flying??? thank you, i had no idea that was an option
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@capittalism
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you: wants to go to florida to visit disney world and the beaches me: wants to go to florida because publix is testing a bar concept in their stores and it has insanely bad vibes and i want to drink a twisted tea in one
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ratio’d by a fat cyclist
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@lancearmstrong
Lance Armstrong
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Caitlyn Jenner on Transgender Athletes in Sports | The Forward with Lanc... via @YouTube
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@capittalism
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went ahead and updated my list
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@JustinMBibb
Justin M. Bibb
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Cleveland is adopting a 15-minute city framework. Here’s what that means: ➡️ Putting people over cars ➡️ All basic needs are within a 15 minute transit ride, walk or bike ride from your home ➡️ Investment in transit and sustainability Read more👇🏾(1/4)
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white people in columbus love fox in the snow. they fucking love that place. it’s their mecca
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I LOVE OPEN STREETS. I LOVE WHEN STREETS ARE CLOSED TO CARS AND OPEN TO PEDESTRIANS. I LOVE NOT HEARING THE SOUNDS OF CARS AND SMELLING HOT EXHAUST
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chicago is the greatest city in the world cause you can just tweet the word “chicago” and get 50 likes
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@capittalism
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ready for critical mass tonight 🚲
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@capittalism
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did you guys know you can buy a trophy and engrave whatever award you want on it
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chicago is the greatest city in the entire world
@MichelleStenzel
Michelle Stenzel
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When it hits 75 degrees in April, it feels like summer
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man if people are finally starting to tear down statues for being racist monuments i can't wait for everyone to learn about something called the american interstate system
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logging onto twitter like
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some dude in france just went to the local bakery, bought a few baguettes for two euros, and is cycling home via protected bike lanes. and you know what? god i wish that were me
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taylor swift doing something every musician who plays live does and her fans are acting like she’s the smartest person on earth
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@capittalism
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cops park in bike lanes because unfortunately, 40% of all cops are illiterate and simply cannot read the signs saying this is a bike lane. google the phrase “40% of cops” to learn more. we stand with you @Atlanta_Police 🖤
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i’m gonna be honest. i’m not sure how many 40 hour work week two day weekends i have left in me
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the group ride i do every monday night has exploded in growth this year. tonight over 300 people showed up to have a nice chill ride together. bikes rule, people are hungry for them, and we can end the chokehold cars have on our streets
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you're right, reducing car usage is ableist. instead we should continue to let the status quo happen: force people with disabilities to rely on cars and continue to let cars run over thousands of people every year and give people even more disabilities. i am very smart
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if you can’t be bothered to put bike parking at your business i’m taking a car parking spot
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[being such a hater today] it’s funny that tech giants like google and intel are only willing to put data centers in red states and not actual offices because they know no one wants to work in low QoL states
@joingles
Jo Ingles
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Google is announcing plans for two new data centers in Lancaster and Columbus. This is in addition to the New Albany data center. This brings the company’s total investment in Central Ohio is more than $2 billion. #google #Ohio
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the road to hell (climate change) is going to be paved by americans making excuses as to why they can’t change a single aspect of their lives to save the environment
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if you are a cyclist in a city with good public transit it is your job to make drivers feel as stupid as possible and remind them they made the wrong transportation choice by cutting through traffic and going faster than them
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americans will be like yeah i wish i could take the bus to work ( #climatechange ) but it would add 9 minutes to my commute so i have no choice but to drive 🥺 and then spend an hour every weekday stuck in traffic just completely fucking miserable and stressed and angry
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lmfao
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just realized an $800 amtrak voucher i was saving had an expiration date and expired last year
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insane hog
@Jimmyking35
Jimmy King
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Jason Kelce wearing a design by local Philadelphia artist Heavy Slime(@ heavyslime on Insta) ahead of tonight’s playoff game
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@Achowalogen i don’t care
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i hate driving long distances so much man
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men will literally live in columbus ohio instead of going to therapy
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i get so angry every time i see the nashville - louisville gap on this
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omg I NEED this shirt!!!!!
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cincinnati: it’s as good as like california’s fifth best city
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me, continued: You Pay $30,000💰A Month📅To Live In A Shoebox.🥾You'll Never Be Able To Buy🛍A House. Climate Change☀️Is Going To Destroy Your Coastlines. And For The Love Of God👼Do Not Even Get Me STARTED On The San Andreas Fault⛰You Lame Motherfucker,
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26 gallons lmao. mf is driving a WW2 tank to costco
@SarahHuckabee
Sarah Huckabee Sanders
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I’ve never paid this much for gas in my life. Biden is hurting every American with his bad policies. We must be energy independent - quit protecting Russia’s energy industry and unleash ours!
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not gonna QT because people don’t need to pile on, but there’s someone on here mad at the tweet where the person getting their car towed from the bike lane because they could be “working class” and lmfao i hate what online leftism has done to people’s brains
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FROM COAST TO COAST, AMERICANS WILL FEAR OHIO. THEY WILL LEARN NEVER TO COUNT OHIO OUT. OHIO IS POWERFUL. OHIO IS BEAUTIFUL. OHIO CAN DO ANYTHING IT WANTS WHEN IT PUTS ITS MIND TO IT. OHIO WILL RISE AGAIN. JOBS WILL COME BACK AND THE ECONOMY WILL OUTPERFORM CALIFORNIA AND TEXAS
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hell yes
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lol check this out 👇
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lmao
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me, finally wrapping this up: Enjoy Selling🤑Your Soul To The Dumb Tech Company👨‍💻You Slave Away At💼And Then Trying To Go Home🏚(Which, Again, For You Is An Overpriced Shoebox🥾) After Work But Having To Sleep🛌At A BART Station🚆Because The Trains Were Delayed Again📆You Loser
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this is doing numbers on low IQ twitter
@_je_aur
Nixon’s microchip
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America forms a surprisingly accurate political compass
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[guy who has never been to southwest ohio before] why are they voting republican
@umichvoter
umichvoter 🏳️‍🌈
1 year
almost 900,000 people education levels >40% bachelors degree why is it still voting 65% GOP?
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please be normal
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good morning 🌞 bike lanes are incredibly easy-to-do and a part of the basic building blocks of a city. if your city can’t be bothered to implement and maintain basic bike infrastructure, they’re not going to fight for you on the big stuff like housing, transportation, and racism
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stop taking pictures of cars parked in bike lanes and just start vandalizing the cars and moving on with your life. jesus christ
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mike dewine in three weeks when all 88 ohio counties are red: everyone please. please. please. PLEASE. please. PLEASE. please. please. please consider wearing a mask okay
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[deletes all my tweets criticizing SUVs and pickup trucks] heyyyyy lmao who wants to help me haul a dining room table from ikea
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that’s right anon 🤝
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now this, this is extremely good shit right here
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