parents please check your Halloween candy I just found mindflayer tadpoles altered with ancient netherese magic and weaponized by a villainous well-dressed triad for world domination in my son’s reeses
ever since shadowheart unexplainably told me she heard my conversation with gale ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE FUCKING CAMP every cutscene she’s not in I picture her in the bushes like
for reasons I don't understand my camp setup in the shadow cursed lands always places Gale right next to a waterfall with NO fire ANYWHERE near him so he is DRENCHED 24/7 and everyone else is warm and dry and happy and he's just standing there in the dark absolutely sopping wet
I love being a wild magic sorcerer because during the Cazador fight my Tav sneezed and everyone turned into cats, the only action available was viciously meowing at each other for four minutes
I was talking shit about Gale on the phone in the grocery store and an employee stocking the shelves next to me chimed in and I shit you not said “you are better off without him he sounds like a walking red flag tbh you don’t need that” and I think about her every goddamn day
Patch 6 for Baldur's Gate 3 is now live!
↔️ Easier companion dismissal
💋 New, unique, and randomised kisses
⚔️ More Honour Mode Legendary Actions
👋 New idle animations at camp
🐛 Bug fixes, QOL improvements, and more
Read the full patch notes:
could not find Gale anywhere so I clicked on his portrait and was transported to a liminal space beneath the city, his god complex is getting out of hand he is now trying to escape the confines of the game itself
love that there’s no immediate lore explanation given for shadowheart’s hair so it looks like she went into a public toilet at some gas station in the middle of nowhere & box bleached it at 2am sobbing in the dark to cope with an impending mental breakdown she’s just like me fr
man, you guys have WAY more faith in Astarion than me bc unless there’s something I’m missing (still in act II) I think he pulled the whole “im a magistrate back in the city” thing RIGHT out of his pallid bony ass, he just kenergy’d his way into his dream board career choice
ever since shadowheart unexplainably told me she heard my conversation with gale ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE FUCKING CAMP every cutscene she’s not in I picture her in the bushes like
I was today years old when I realized that you can save in Baldur’s Gate 3 whilst in a cutscene and before you select a dialogue option, oh my fucking god this changes everything