Bayo: Luka....we've always been together...
The entire Bayonetta community, Jeanne, Rosa and the rest of the Umbra Witches in whichever circle of hell they all landed in:
Bayo's been my hyperfixation for so god damn long that ive become desensitized 😂 so getting to see someone experience the magic of the game for the first time like this is such a treat ❤️
Me coping: Bayonetta 3 is gonna get a DLC that confirms the ending was just a fake out, redact everything that happened in the last hour of the game and instead give us a two hour montage of the crew sharing a pizza at the gates of hell.
UHHH SO I DISCOVERED RODINS SECRET MOVE IS BUGGED AND CAN BE USED ON BAYO WHICH IS ALREADY WILD BUT THEN I QUICKLY ALSO DISCOVERED IT BREAKS THE GAME AS WELL
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I was wondering why I quote this bit of dialogue so often to myself and why it stands out compared to other lines then realized its cuz its one of the bits where hale REALLY nails Bayo's inflection
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With how flowy her design is, im glad they gave cairo bayo the dancing idle animation. They knew exactly what they were doing programming it in for this look
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this is such a small, unimportant thing lmao but i was wondering what visually felt off about bayo summoning in 3 then i realized her gloves disappear now as opposed to the previous two games
listen...no long time Bayo fan was expecting a Nier level narrative from the third game but they also weren't expecting to be slapped in the face and spat on by what we ended up getting...
the whole idea and narrative of Bayonetta herself being "One of a Kind" (the damn theme song of the franchise) really just gets assimilated with the inclusion of a multiverse imo
Bayo 3 should've just stuck to the angel enemy formula. Idk the homonculi are cool but without the gore factor, bayos combat doesn't hit the same. Its a small change that took away a lot of satisfaction. Watching an angel explode into meat chunks via medieval torture > baja blast
also reminder that "There are things I love about Bayonetta 3" and "There are things that deserve critique in Bayonetta 3" are two statements that can coexist