saw an australian on here rooting for the canadian soccer team calling them "cold aussies" and i just want to say that this is extremely offensive on many levels
old lady was looking through our xmas cards and chuckled oh these are so silly who is your artist. i said thats me! and she said im so sorry i didnt mean to insult your work and i said oh dont worry theyre supposed to be silly. and she said oh gosh why dont you want to draw well
your boss is not allowed to say you cant drink ten of these and put them on the floor behind you when youre done and also it makes you better with the customers as well
don cherry (85) has been found dead in his home. he had fallen over while trying on a custom suit designed to resemble a giant t-bone steak. he is survived by his 4 loyal bull terriers who mauled and ate him in the confusion. they are scheduled to be put down tomorrow
i think my local mcdonalds people are mad at me. and i havent eve done any thing wrond. basically i think they think im trying to trick them and be nasty but really i just want to order a specific mcdouble. but when i ask for extra onion they put it on top of the whole burger
hordes of greened out business men lying unconscious on bay street after they over dosed from trying weed for the first time after midnight last night. im using a push broom to dump them from the side walks into the gutter
saw some thing i dont think ive ever seen before. guy at the urinal next to me finished up and shook the piss off his dick and i mean he really shook it. then he went to the sink and got his hands under the water for like a second before bringing them up to his mouth for a sip