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@shrimp_delight

3 years

SORRY what’s this train called??? say it again my guy 😭

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3 years

please im crying

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7 months

My neighbours are back with their annual giant skeleton

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11 months

ngl this shit made me cry!!!

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4 months

I LOOOOVE to cook! I repeat I LOOOOOOVE to cook (takes 5 minutes to sloppily cut a single onion)

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4 months

This whole trad LARP is so cooked. Please learn how to use a knife and hide your past urban persona. There is major Poe’s Law at play now.

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2 years

Does anybody care about this shrimp they caught in Florida

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1 year

When I open my cafe

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7 months

They would never ever use this in a high end restaurant

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8 months

💥I saw this in a high-end fish restaurant and had to own it! 🎁Get yours👉

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1 year

There’s nothing that says “communism” like a massive discount brand owned by one of the richest men in the world

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7 months

This is so chaotic, I love that they completely blinded the model, I love sam smith trying to perform on a spinning platform through it, I love the terrified production assistants

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2 years

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21 days

Please as annoying as carrie was she cultivated a really powerful and elegant social circle and would not be hanging out with the chumps and faildaughters from Girls

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22 days

Their podcast would jumpstart the apocalypse

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10 months

my work has this tres leches on the menu rn I love piping it so much

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1 year

My old chef told me that he used to invite a girl over, pick up some fresh pasta from the refrigerated section of the grocery store, then get out his rolling pin and sprinkle some flour on his apron right before opening the door. Men will really stop at nothing

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9 months

Literally nothing more off-putting than an adult picky eater. Baby behavior

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9 months

She has to do this cause her music sucks lol

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1 year

Good morning

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1 year

I love to Fuck this guy, he is so hot !!

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3 months

@bobo_circus Mothers notably always say that raising kids is easy and relaxing

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3 years

used the wide angle camera mode on biscuit 😭

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2 years

Having feelings for a twitter poster is the female equivalent of asking out a stripper

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7 months

@largemotorcycle It’s natural, in fact some dye their pillows yellow to achieve the illusion of higher zzz mileage

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2 years

@gay_exile nobody’s forcing you to look at it!!!

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9 months

(Proudly) I’m the first person in my family to do hard drugs

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9 months

saw one of my reply guys hornily grovelling in the replies of a woman I really don’t find attractive and now I’m so repulsed I might soft block him

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9 months

My kids are gonna be like “ewww is that chicken nuggets? I want tuna carpaccio 😫 I want pasta alla gricia NOW!!!”

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2 years

I would kill for him

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8 months

I’m thinking this should’ve been the song of the summer

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7 months

Grocery stores are always putting Tahini somewhere nobody could possibly find it

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9 months

I love those early stages of depression when you become really invested in some mobile game called Vampire Survival or something and start bailing on all your social plans to sit at home and smoke cigarettes while gaming

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3 years

@LenaDunhamVEVO I really hope not he seems so sweet and pure

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4 months

I wish I knew what happened in this conversation

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6 months

men who are well past college age and can’t prepare a single meal go to great lengths to justify their incompetence. You’re a massive baby!

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4 months

I always say the bitches running their mouths about trad this trad that will put on an apron to microwave their man a hungry man dinner. And I know your house is dirty too

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2 years

would you do this to me if I asked nicely

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3 years

my dinner (three French fries plated like it’s 2004)

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2 years

not everyone is blessed like you are with a birth control face

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1 year

interviewing at a school today. busted out the rare and coveted JStor hat for good luck

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8 months

This girl I follow is a “pastry consultant” and she’s partying it up at NYFW… like how. How did you finesse your way into this fake ass job title

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7 months

d*sha is literally ugly by eastern euro standards she could easily be clowned on by any girl working at the grocery store. and this is why she has to act out

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10 months

me and my mom are also addicted to pills 😍

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1 year

so glad I managed to save this before it got deleted lol

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3 months

“girl dinner” from my slavic grocery store haul

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3 years

my best friend told me a story about her bf getting black out wasted and hiding from the police. he called her and asked her to pick him up but when she asked where he was currently located he just said “at the corner of ass and gay”

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10 months

It’s absolutely bananas that you can purchase this on TheRealReal

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1 year

A one-step tutorial on how to get fired from an HBO show just dropped

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2 years

Lol

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5 months

is this why all these alt baddies with their stick and pokes and their ssense sale closets are getting redscare pilled? we regular broke not just mentally broke? we are so easily bought that we switch teams cause a guy paid our bar tab?

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Homegirl reverted back to factory settings in the presence of masculinity. 6 years of “women and gender studies” down the drain. 😂😂😂

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2 years

What’s this weird plant. Can anyone ID?

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7 months

@smokeismedicine Cafe that’s visited by nobody that goes out of business in 8 months

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2 years

300 favs and he goes into the gumbo

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1 year

there’s a secret fifth one and it’s “coyote ugly”

normal catholic girl

@marieprairiee

1 year

apparently every girl is either fox pretty, cat pretty, deer pretty, or bunny pretty

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10 months

sour cherry + plum cake I made today 🍒

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1 year

please can someone who looks like a forest fairy or even a cool mysterious witch marry and then get rid of this guy and inherit this home I mean it’s perfect and he’s kinda throwing off the vibe

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4 months

Egging her on saying come on queen 😍 you’re so good at this 😍 show us how to use the mandolin now…

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3 months

Profoundly swagless celebrity

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in love, in lust, in confusion

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7 months

Whoever uploaded this one was just making stuff up

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2 years

Yup you know what’s up

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1 year

breakfast “pizza” with leftover dough 🌞

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7 months

@___gcheck No lemons make a wonderful garnish and they would never add another stupid annoying thing to wash

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3 years

rhinestone cowboy Strawberry Squid

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10 months

this guy must have the most massive schlong of all time

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2 years

Old photos of Julia Fox making out with Lana Del Rey’s new boyfriend, Jack Donoghue, have now also resurfaced.

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6 months

Good morning enjoy a palate cleansing video on me

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8 months

Randomly remembered the time my sous chef told me to “leave that crap at home and don’t bring your problems to work” when my boyfriend got hit by a car lol

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1 year

don’t forget to keep growing and having new experiences at every age!!! 💗 for example I’m 28 and I’m about to try my first whippet

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4 months

Stanley cups are in the same category to me as any other annoying Mormon coded fixation such as lularoe or adult Disney fandom or adding artificial flavourings into every single beverage you consume

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4 months

@haramcart she probably uses it a couple times a month and mostly to open frozen lasagna packaging

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2 years

Twitter is a game show where fifteen e-girls complete to win the affection of one mildy autistic guy

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2 years

If you spray either of those hoes with actual holy water they start sizzling like a fajita platter

Sen. Donnie Rifle, I-FL

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2 years

What the fuck do any of these words even mean.

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1 year

Yesterday I served a guy from a famous Canadian rock band and he introduced me to putting a shot of cold brew into my Diet Coke. So zooted off this concoction I’m trembling. Already had to pee seven times since drinking that

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1 year

2 year old elephant just messing around!

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2 years

Yes! I’ve been sending you coded messages through my tweets the entire time

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11 months

now post one of you eating mayonnaise out of the jar with your hand like Winnie the Pooh 😍

Melonie Mac ✝️🎮🖤

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did somebody say butter?! 🧈👀

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@smokeismedicine Why can’t Elon get normal advertisers like maybe an insurance company or HelloFresh or some shit…

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@shrimp_delight

2 years

yes all the beautiful women on this website are making fun of you in the group chat

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1 year

me: 🙂 my coworkers: 🙂🙂 Azealia Banks playing over the stereo: yeah we can slut, we can fuck we can dig in the guts, we can suck it to the nut if ya ready to bust, I got some double d’s and a waist and a strut,

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1 year

Remembering when a guy on here posted a Costco chicken and pretended he made it. His secret live-in gf told me she bought it for him so he wouldn’t starve

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11 months

Made an earl grey cake with candied yuzu frosting and peach caramel ~

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3 months

Barry Keoghan is rocking the same exact vibe as that other cancelled nonbinary actor person who was low key a predator or something. You know what I mean? Anyway I’m addicted to tweeting like a drunk aunt who’s always pissed off

Film Updates

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Barry Keoghan by Emerald Fennell for W Magazine’s Directors Issue 🔗:

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2 years

@harleybaghdad Cum

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2 years

My teen intern thinks I’m cool because I know all the tiktok sounds and I don’t know how to explain to her that it’s because I’m an Adult Loser

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3 years

@dangerousneil Why not Jerry icy

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1 year

Spring has sprung!!! Daisy pavlova with mango and lime coulis + whipped white chocolate ganache

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@shrimp_delight

1 month

this style of “seamless” underwear can literally never contain anything…. If my choocha is a captive animal this underwear is a cage made of spaghetti

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1 year

flawless pomegranate has to be a good omen

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1 year

@Hermit_Thrush Pretty sure you like any girls

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6 months

A very handsome man procured this tapestry for me

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@shrimp_delight

1 year

tfw six foot tall woman… nothing cute is ever long enough to be decent

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1 year

Second pic she’s making the face Cookie Monster pajama girls used to make in their Facebook profile pics in 2010. That face is what you see before you get a bunch of messages calling you a “skank ho”