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currently obsessed with: afc bournemouth, newcastle knights, football manager, fantasy nrl, the tortured poets department, the basement yard podcast

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@notsolanke
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6 months
This is embarrassing behaviour from a Premier League team account
@NFFC
Nottingham Forest
6 months
@BBCSport : "That has to be up there amongst the worst decisions I've ever seen on a football pitch."
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@notsolanke
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2 months
We are leaving! #WeAreRaiders
@RaidersCanberra
Canberra Raiders
2 months
We have arrived! #WeAreRaiders
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@notsolanke
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5 months
This attacking lineup 😮‍💨 #afcb
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6 months
Hi @NFFC admin, I think your X is broken? YOUVE TWEETED THE SAME THING THREE FUCKING TIMES 😭😭😭 #afcb #nffc
@NFFC
Nottingham Forest
6 months
Goal @afcbournemouth . Dominic Solanke. ⏱ 90' 🌳 2-3 🍒 #NFOBOU
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@notsolanke
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2 months
hey gaz, what’s the weather like down there? regards, the fifth highest spending premier league club over the past two seasons #afcb
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@notsolanke
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5 months
When I die, bury me in a Bournemouth kit Because I might just come back #afcb
@afcbournemouth
AFC Bournemouth 🍒
5 months
We're in the hat 🎩
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2 months
i’m going back to bed for a couple hours, and when i’m back i want a video of cook and christie giving it large to the wolves fans thanks @afcbournemouth x
@afcbournemouth
AFC Bournemouth 🍒
2 months
WHAT IT MEANS ✊
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@notsolanke
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6 months
Only massive clubs won today 🎩🤝🍒 #afcb #LTFC
@LutonTown
Luton Town FC
6 months
THAT WAS FOR YOU LOCKS! 🧡
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@notsolanke
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3 months
You can thank @AlexScott_7 for this goal. @afcbournemouth on the world stage 🍒 #afcb
@USMNT
U.S. Soccer Men's National Team
3 months
TYLER ADAMS 💥 🎥 » @CBSSportsGolazo
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@notsolanke
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6 months
Late winners at the City Ground It’s not for everyone 😮‍💨🍒 #afcb
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6 months
Bournemouth fans in an absolute state on this app after our first penalty in 609 days Merry Christmas #afcb
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@notsolanke
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2 months
i’ll be adding these to my picture reply list bangers
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@afcbournemouth
AFC Bournemouth 🍒
2 months
Positive vibes only 🙌
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@notsolanke
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2 months
soldiers, roll out 🫡
@DangoOuattara
Dango Ouattara
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Today, we are like soldiers on a mission. @afcbournemouth 💪💪
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@notsolanke
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9 months
Leading up to Gagai’s try, Tyson Gamble takes the ball to the line and throws a NO LOOK pass out the back to Ponga who then sends Young streaking away. Doesn’t get enough credit for this, what a play, what a player; Tyson Gamble 👏 #defendthekingdom #NRLKnightsRaiders
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@notsolanke
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6 months
Hi @GaryLineker , just checking in. Still dishing up ill-informed rubbish or have we seen the light? #afcb #MOTD
@BBCMOTD
Match of the Day
10 months
Come for the analysis of Bournemouth's spending, stay for some vintage @GaryLineker 😆 #MOTD
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@notsolanke
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6 months
Lewis Cook emptying his pockets tonight: #afcb
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@notsolanke
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5 months
2 Bournemouth players are among the player of the month nominees This is not a drill #afcb
@SkySportsPL
Sky Sports Premier League
5 months
BREAKING: The nominees for the Premier League Player of the Month in December are in! 👀🗳️
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@notsolanke
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4 months
Yeah we haven’t won since December, but don’t worry lads, guess who we have up next… 👀 #afcb
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@notsolanke
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2 months
i will never get over people thinking little old afc bournemouth is getting favourable calls after checking club badge 😭😭😭 take a mirror to bed and wake up to yourselves #afcb
@paddypower
Paddy Power
2 months
VAR: ‘Okay, so did any Bournemouth players appeal for a foul?’ Ref: ‘Nope. Did Cunha make contact with Kluivert or not?’ VAR: ‘No but after checking the club badge, we can see he plays for Wolverhampton Wanderers so no goal.’ Ref: ‘Nice one.’
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@notsolanke
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8 months
As a Bournemouth fan, I’m tired. I’m tired of spending a week getting excited for 90 minutes of disappointing football. I’m tired of saying ‘give it time’. I’m tired of forcing positivity. I’m tired. #afcb
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@notsolanke
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2 months
how can you be sad we lost when this video exists, what a guy 😍 #afcb
@JuBirks
Ju Birks 😘
2 months
Oh, I wanna dance with Zabarnyi, I wanna feel the heat with Zabarnyi 🤣🍒🍒🍒 #AFCB #Zabarnyi
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@notsolanke
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2 months
CAN ALL MY AUSTRALIAN FRIENDS PLEASE VOTE FOR ANDONI IRAOLA HE IS THE BEST MANAGER TO GRACE THIS PLANET thank u 🫶
@afcbournemouth
AFC Bournemouth 🍒
2 months
Another one 👏 The boss has been nominated for the @premierleague Manager of the Month for March ❤️ Our record last month: WDWW Vote for him here 🗳️
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@notsolanke
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5 months
BOURNEMOUTH ARE MASSIVE
@premierleague
Premier League
5 months
Unstoppable in December 🏹 Introducing your @EASPORTSFC Player of the Month… Dominic Solanke! #PLAwards | @afcbournemouth
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6 months
HE IS RATTLED HAHAHAHAHAA #afcb
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@notsolanke
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2 months
remember when people were calling for a new striker in the off season? we got one 😎🎯 #afcb
@afcbournemouth
AFC Bournemouth 🍒
2 months
The most goals by any #afcb player in a single @premierleague season 🤝 Take a bow, @DomSolanke 💪
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@afcbournemouth
AFC Bournemouth 🍒
1 month
Antoine Semenyo looks set to be in the squad tomorrow. Our reaction 👇
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@notsolanke
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6 months
This is class. Zaba and Senesi spotting this at the exact same time - football is made up of the stuff you don’t see. Mental #afcb
@afcbournemouth
AFC Bournemouth 🍒
6 months
The football IQ from Illia Zabarnyi and Marcos Senesi is top 🧠
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@notsolanke
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6 months
BREAKING: AFC Bournemouth are the best team in the whole fucking world. #afcb
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@notsolanke
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2 months
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@BRlANBRANCH
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2 months
Every sports fan got that one game that made them suicidal
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@notsolanke
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4 months
I MUST CONFESS I LOVE AFC BOURNEMOUTH AND I AM NOT ASHAMED
@afcbournemouth
AFC Bournemouth 🍒
4 months
Defeat at Vitality Stadium but what an effort from the Cherries ❤️
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2 months
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@wwfcbilly
Billy
2 months
this is the problem with small clubs, they get excited whenever they’re above a big club in the league
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@notsolanke
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4 months
I still remember watching this so vividly. What a night 😍
@afcbournemouth
AFC Bournemouth 🍒
4 months
Sorry, it couldn't be #BOUNFO without watching this goal again 🤤
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@notsolanke
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4 months
Just in case you missed it @LUFC 🤭
@afcbournemouth
AFC Bournemouth 🍒
4 months
He's happy here 😁
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@notsolanke
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1 month
…score an offside goal?
@ArsenalN7
Gooner Chris
1 month
Your CB definitely can’t do this 😮‍💨
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@notsolanke
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2 months
HASHIOKA STARTING
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@LutonTown
Luton Town FC
2 months
Your Hatters this afternoon 🫡
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@notsolanke
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5 months
This is why social media is fucking shite for the game of football, the uncropped version of this CLEARLY shows Mac Allister pushing Kluivert off balance 💀 #afcb
@SamueILFC
Samuel
5 months
How was this NOT a red card? PL corruption again.
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9 months
@afcbournemouth TAKING NO RISKS? DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU JUST BROUGHT ON?
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@notsolanke
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5 months
Lewis Cook at CB 💀
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5 months
I will really be getting up at 2am on my birthday to watch the chez play I am so blessed 😭
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@notsolanke
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2 months
I WANNA FEEL THE HEAT WITH ZABARNYI
@afcbournemouth
AFC Bournemouth 🍒
2 months
Ooooooh I wanna dance with Zabarnyi 🎶
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1 month
kai havertz you dirty fucking cheat
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@notsolanke
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6 months
Zabarnyi emptying his pockets tonight: #afcb
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@notsolanke
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4 months
Bedtime, see you in 5 hours YOUUUUUU REDSSSSSSS #afcb
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@notsolanke
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6 months
Forest on there because I was taking the piss out of their fans 😭
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@notsolanke
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2 months
couldn’t have said it better myself @9_Moley 👏 sack fitzgibbon for this negligence
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@LeagueScenePod
The League Scene
2 months
BREAKING: Sharks 5/8 Braydon Trindall has been charged with mid-range drink driving on a suspended licence. He is also awaiting further test results for an alleged positive cocaine reading. .
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@notsolanke
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10 months
You can’t spell Swedish without DISH because the referee is handing this game to the pricks on a silver one #SWEAUS #Matildas
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@notsolanke
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5 months
FAIVRE BALL
@afcbournemouth
AFC Bournemouth 🍒
5 months
We have recalled Romain Faivre from his loan at Lorient 🤝
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@notsolanke
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2 months
been coming. for once i don’t agree with iraola’s subs. if this keeps luton up i’ll be somewhat happy, but still fucking hell #afcb
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@notsolanke
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9 months
These commentators 🙄 ‘Senesi has done that because he’s cheesed off he didn’t make the starting line up’ The bias against Bournemouth today has been embarrassing #afcb #BHABOU
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@notsolanke
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1 month
huuuuge news #afcb
@afcbournemouth
AFC Bournemouth 🍒
1 month
We'll have some players return for #BOUBRE 🙌
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@notsolanke
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2 months
IRAAAAAOLA IRAAAAAOLA HE DRINKS ESTRELLA HE EATS PAELLA HE HATES THE SCUMMERSSSSS #afcb 🍒
@premierleague
Premier League
2 months
After an unbeaten March, Andoni Iraola has been named @barclaysfooty Manager of the Month! 🍒 #PLAwards | @afcbournemouth
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2 months
chez W, but antoine 😭😭 looked grim, wouldn’t be surprised if he was out for a while remember when we loaned out brooksy because we had too many wingers? 🫣 #afcb
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@notsolanke
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4 months
Horrid viewing today. Referee lost control early on and sent Billing off to balance out Kluivert on the pitch. Calling full time when we have a corner is something else too - shame after her brilliant performance in our QPR game. Take the point. We move. #afcb 🍒
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@notsolanke
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24 days
I’m not even going to look at it, I just know he picked Dominic Solanke (19 goals this season) instead of Ivan Toney (cheating bastard who hasn’t scored in 1,000 minutes) Well done Gareth 👏 #afcb
@England
England
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Confirming the #ThreeLions ' pre- #EURO2024 training squad! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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@notsolanke
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3 months
Me to Alex Scott after quoting my tweet
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@AlexScott_7
Alex Scott
3 months
😂 shooting lessons with Ty this week for me 🚀
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@notsolanke
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2 months
agent joe 😎 #afcb
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@SouthamptonFC
Southam(P)ton FC
2 months
39: An enforced change 🔄 Let's go, Will 👏 [1-0]
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@notsolanke
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7 months
GOAL to Bournemouth. Solanke makes it three for the visitors. MCI 0 - 3 BOU #MCIBOU
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1 month
@premierleague @BarclaysFooty HAS TO BE IRAOLA new manager arrived in the country without any of his staff. winless after 9 and top 5 for form since round 10. turned the cherries around and hasn’t looked back 🍒 #afcb
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@notsolanke
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3 months
We should’ve known 4-3 was coming when this man came on the pitch He’d done something similar last year… 🫣 #afcb #LUFC
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@afcbournemouth
AFC Bournemouth 🍒
3 months
Let's go, Tyler! 👏
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@notsolanke
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4 months
That was an admirable performance from the boys, left NOTHING out there. Semenyo, Christie, Kerkez and Solanke were unreal, Dango off the bench 😍 #afcb 🍒
@afcbournemouth
AFC Bournemouth 🍒
4 months
So proud of this team. We put everything into that.
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@notsolanke
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9 months
Can I JUST SAY THE LAST 3 GAMES IVE BEEN TO WERE Knights 32 - 32 Manly Panthers 15 - 14 Knights Knights 30 - 28 Raiders I might sit this next one out #defendthekingdom #NRLKnightsRaiders
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@notsolanke
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6 months
How am I supposed to go to sleep after that? 4am and I’m wired 🫨
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2 months
Tonight is a good night. I am going to sleep knowing the CHERRIES ARE PLAYING IN THE MORNING 😍 Alarm set for 5:30am… check ✅ Dreaming of last time against Crystal Palace… check ✅ #afcb
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all norwich aren’t we? #afcb
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2 months
Game day for the mighty chez. 🍒 We couldn’t. Could we? #afcb
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2 months
‘a nice roar from the wolves crowd’ the roar:
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1 month
something about kieffer moore and promotion parties 😍
@IpswichTown
IPSWICH TOWN
1 month
WE'VE DONE IT.
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@notsolanke
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3 months
SEAMUS COLEMAN USED TO BE SCOUSE NOW HES GOT A SEASIDE HOUSE 20 MILLION DOWN THE DRAIN SEAMUS COLEMAN SCORES AGAIN #afcb
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@notsolanke
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9 days
@Tiffany_Salmond Seemed hard for the fans to sing it at the same time as him, main character energy
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@notsolanke
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2 months
jokes aside this is class #nffc #afcb
@AFCB_GD
AFCB GD
2 months
All jokes aside and I’m not trying to suck up to f*rest but just watched the highlights and Wood’s composure to first time that is unreal tbf #afcb
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9 months
@afcbournemouth ITS CALLED SOCCER 🇺🇸🦅
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9 months
@NRL Ponga, Gamble, Clune, Crossland
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@notsolanke
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4 months
Whatever, a point against one of the in form teams in the league away from home. Yeah we should’ve won, but guess what? It’s Enes Ünal time 🤩🍒 #afcb
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4 months
Kluivert lucky to not be sent off today #afcb
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@notsolanke
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6 months
Baller #afcb
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@WhoScored
WhoScored.com
6 months
🔥 Premier League Form Rankings
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@notsolanke
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9 months
Knights Twitter is in an all-time meltdown. We will endeavour to respond within 1-2 business days. Thank you for your cooperation. Up the farken Knights.
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6 months
Madness that Lewis Cook, Milos Kerkez and Ilias Zabarnyi all could’ve (and should’ve) made this team. WE ARE MASSIVE 🍒 #afcb
@premierleague
Premier League
6 months
Alan Shearer's Team of the Week features a strong @afcbournemouth influence 🍒 Who would be in your side for Matchweek 16?
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9 months
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7 months
Ahhh if it isn’t the fake Bournemouth fan trying to rope in the chez supporters by wearing a sick retro kit to promote her OnlyFans. You won’t get me this time Amy! #afcb 🍒
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4 months
@afcbournemouth Outplaying City in the second half
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3 months
Remember last time we played Burnley? Scrappy win but it kickstarted our good run of form. Watch out @premierleague - the chez are back. #afcb 🍒
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@notsolanke
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9 months
Watch this, read the replies: IPTV
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3 months
This is what Mr Iraola calls ROCK AND ROLL FOOTBALL 🎸 #afcb
@afcbournemouth
AFC Bournemouth 🍒
3 months
We become just the fifth team in #PL history to overturn a 3-0 deficit. COMEBACK. 😍
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5 months
Christie should be banned from shooting
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3 months
SOLANKE WILL SCORE TODAY AND AFC BOURNEMOUTH WILL WIN
@afcbournemouth
AFC Bournemouth 🍒
3 months
Our Cherries for #BURBOU 🍒
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7 months
Just a couple Dominic’s. OUR MAIN MAN 🍒 #NewProfilePic #afcb
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2 months
I CANNOT WAIT TO SEE GARY ONEIL AFTER THE GAME HAHAHAHAHA VAR, lock yer door #afcb
@afcbournemouth
AFC Bournemouth 🍒
2 months
After a VAR check, it's NO GOAL 🥰 Kluivert was fouled by Cunha in the build up... 🙏
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@notsolanke
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5 months
#afcb fans, if you know you know…
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@LFCMax_1
Max
5 months
Quote with the best substitution in football
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@notsolanke
dom
2 months
dear gary, don’t cry. the referee did all he could do give you lot every chance. cunha stayed on the pitch after elbowing kluivert in the face, and if that’s only a yellow, kerkez shouldn’t have been sent off either. couldn’t even do it with an extra player 🫢 #afcb
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@notsolanke
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2 months
justin has been absolute class today. deserves a goal to be fair
@afcbournemouth
AFC Bournemouth 🍒
2 months
We are really, really good at football 😉
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@notsolanke
dom
3 months
Happy ‘Knights will beat the Storm’ Day to those who celebrate 🤝 Bookmark it. I dare you.
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5 months
Wide awake in this one, wasn’t a 3:30am kickoff this time round so it’s only fair I brought the energy to my match reaction. What a game, up the chez 🍒 #afcb
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@Cherriesredarmy
CherriesRedArmy 🍒
5 months
🌎 𝗢𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗲𝗮𝘀 𝗖𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗿𝗶𝗲𝘀 𝗥𝗲𝗮𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 🗣️ 👉🏻 @afcbdominic @DavidCodron1 @Paytress & @AussieCherryFan react to a 5 star performance by the Cherries in the #FACup . In the 5th Round 🎩 🇦🇺 🇮🇹 Please share and Like 🍒 #AFCB #SWANS #BOUSWA
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@notsolanke
dom
24 days
More trophies than Arsenal 😭😭
@premierleague
Premier League
24 days
Congratulations to @afcbournemouth , the @Oracle Most Improbable Comeback award winners for the second season in a row! 👏 Their 4-3 against Luton was only the fifth time in Premier League history a team won from three goals down! #PLAwards
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@notsolanke
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6 months
@maxnffc_ It was a bad call for a yellow card yes, doesn’t excuse the club carrying on like that on a social media platform though
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@notsolanke
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9 months
I’ve decided who I’m supporting: Neither team. Fuck yas all. Go the Knights. #NRLGrandFinal
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@notsolanke
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2 months
@harrisonwwfc bro no way you didn’t see that elbow to kluiverts face 💀 all this crying you’d think gary o’neil was your manager wait-
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@notsolanke
dom
6 months
MATCH DAY. YOUUUU REDSSSS 🍒 Throwback to the first goal I witnessed at Dean Court 🥹 KIEFFER MOORE, MY LORD, KIEFFER MOORE I can’t wait to go back 😭😭 #afcb
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