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every joke about a dad getting to an airport is me. all of it
i am a father of 4 teens and im getting nervous diarrhea and getting to the airport MINIMUM 2 hours early
i'd hate being catholic i'd really have to go in there like "please father forgive me for i have sinned: i keep calling old ladies who cut me off in traffic 'hoes' and everyone else 'dip ass' though i know not what that means"
me, waltzing into my drs office after quitting my meds without telling her:
Jane you arent going to Fucking believe this but i might have depression after all
every couple days my roomie will walk into my room and say "scientists have made a new discovery" and hand me a sticky note with something stupid as hell on it
when i say im ugly im not talking about compared to other people, im talking about compared to me when im pretty
hope this clears up anyone thinking i think im ugly
just called my dad and he said "girl, i just learned thAT PEE gets rid of fire-ants!!" and i was like dad have you been peeing on fire-ant beds For Real and he said "ITS FREE"