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7 years

Stopped to clean his sign. Nothing but respect for my president.

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6 years

actually the saddest thing is that mac has largely been reduced to this relationship because you nerds clawed your way out of the lockers you were rightfully shoved into and refuse to shut the fuck up about your weird angsty fanfiction shit

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6 years

wanna know what’s the saddest thing about mac and ariana? mac left the world with the thought that ariana was getting married..

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4 years

sorry, i just found out this is Yosemite National Park. i thought it was from Halo

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4 years

immortalizing this deleted reply

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6 years

1. weed 2. cocaine 3. seeing right through your cards, yugi boy

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7 years

why obama look like Yami Yugi returning to the spirit world after his final duel

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6 years

hurt by nin vs hurt by johnny cash

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6 years

buddhists fuckin snapped when they correctly identified desire as the source of all suffering

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5 years

fifteen years later

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4 months

Do You Need Anything from the most quaint and beautiful Subway in the world.

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7 years

sex is intimate & sacred. your body is a temple and you shouldnt share it w/anyone who cant play through the fire and flames on guitar hero

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23 days

To be completely honestly man only 2 out of 10 dentists recommended this toothpaste but they both have quite esoteric taste and are always early on things that later become cult classics

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1 year

Hey man sorry if i laughed or smiled or anything weird like that last night. I was just so happy, and love you so much

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2 months

The xanax era was such a speedrun for ruining your life if you resisted it just for like 3 months the whole thing was already over and you were solid and still like a quarter of my classmates fried their brains

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2 months

Xanax taken longer than 2-4 weeks causes brain damage, job loss and suicide, study finds.

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1 year

Everyone did such a great job with file extension names, png that is so awesome, jpg pdf gif csv mp3 those are so awesome

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7 years

you take the blue pill, you date someone who's also so depressed that the relationship doesn't function. you take the red pill and you date someone who isn't, knowing they could never understand you. the third pill is recreational, we can just do normal drugs tonight if you want

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2 months

Austin butler has revealed that his hair and eyebrows wont grow back after dune 2 and hes still stuck talking like elvis

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7 years

bitch fuck you.

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7 years

this assignment due in 5 hours seems more like a personal problem for my future self in 4 and a half hours

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1 year

yeaa not really gonna be able to come into work today either because, Yuuup. you guessed it. cursed amulet again. you know how it is with the ammy bro

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6 years

popular “woke” account: in 2018 cancel on all your friends to stay in bed drinking Water. view everyone else as inherent burdens and call it self-care 8585 Retweets 9571 Likes me: my new years resolution is 1080p 0 Retweets 0 Likes

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5 years

i’m starting the fifth wave of feminism by saying “thank you” to women but “good boy” to men

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8 months

they let the formerly gifted kid with adhd and executive dysfunction in the cartel

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8 months

Cartel member forgets to throw a grenade while ambushing a house, accidentally blowing up himself and 5 others in the car 😳

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6 years

doing some extensive research on historical shifts in culture

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12 days

Drake is hiding a third, non-binary child.

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2 years

Watching sisyphication videos and getting hypnotized into repeatedly rolling a boulder up a hill

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8 years

burning some incest 😌🔮🍃 namaste 💕

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6 years

who is chasing him

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1 year

Dying while climbing mt everest is crazy because like No one asked you to do that.

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7 years

this might be the la croix talkin but god damb u lookin fine..,

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5 years

asexual shane dawson moodboard

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5 months

No interest in “jacking off”…it’s too easy. It’s a solved game.

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6 years

bill clinton asexual moodboard

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3 years

i hit a strike and the bowling alley screen plays a video of every other life i could have lived, showing me every choice i never made that might have granted me the mercy of a different ending, everything so foreign, everything so familiar. When i turn back around i'm weeping

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7 months

being shown images of Margot robbie, sydney sweeney,etc* Mid, mid, mid BUSTEd gross ew 4/10,mid *being shown the exact same images but photoshopped to have sprouts on their head like pikmin* I need her, And her, holy Fuck can i send her money Scientist studying me: I see.

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10 months

*At my desk job* FUCKK Fuck i fucked up FUCK…i should have been a child psychologist OBVIOUSLY i should have been a child psychologist… *thinking too now about how rocks are cool* FUUCK I SHOULD HAVE STUDIED GEOLOGYY WHY DIDNT I FUCKK Fuck.fuck *calms down* *looks at my desk* F

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3 years

im not “Posting” . i am microdosing my manifesto

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1 year

I believe Sydney sweeney would pick up the rules of Yu-gi-oh very swiftly and become an excellent duelist, possibly even to competitive levels.

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7 years

gotta go my boyfriend's here to pick me up

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3 years

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3 months

*sendin resume out like crazey* Scraps of dirt and paid mostly in worm is fine, 12 hour shift is great preferable even *gets one call back* Actually I’m Am Exclusively Seeking Job Title “The Prince” And Salary 1,000,000,0000,000,000,0000,00

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5 months

@on_da_spectrum Title makes me want to cry

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7 years

when ur therapist asks how ur doing but u don't want to get hospitalized

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4 years

my class has a mandatory icebreaker discussion with a bunch of questions to answer and someone wrote in all sincerity what is the most mystifying sentence i've ever read: "I have no favorite restaurants and every restaurant I have ever been to has been equally enjoyable to me."

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8 months

Coworkers asking about my weekend

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6 years

no two people can ever truly feel the exact same way towards each other , so all feelings are by definition unrequited. the one exception is me and the chuck e cheese mascot who hates me just as deeply and in all the same ways as i hate him

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7 years

this assignment due in 5 hours seems more like a personal problem for my future self in 4 and a half hours

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7 years

tinder is cool because for 48 hours it's validation and then it forces you to realize that no amount is ever enough and you're all alone

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6 years

if when we’re 30 we’re both still single and generally dissatisfied with the direction of our lives do U wanna establish a new village in an uncharted jungle together and have no laws just promise really hard to be cool

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6 years

if a guy tells you about his “psycho” ex you should date her instead

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5 months

@ymmayer They might just be good storeowners with the skill to recognize their customer base and demand and stock accordingly rather than helpless victims beaten into submission

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6 years

welcome to the website. to your left are people getting 100k retweets posting truisms veiled as “unpopular opinions,” to your right are the people complaining about aforementioned unpopular opinions not being unpopular. and then there’s me sexy as hell and wielding a big sword

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6 years

heartbreaking find

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8 years

me getting mental health advice

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6 years

ever think about someone for so long that Usher personally breaks into your home to perform U Got It Bad

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2 years

when yuo love someone sooo much that you Just akajdjdkfkkfkdkdkkfgkSk. *Remembers my followers only like my shit when it’s epic and/or quirky* and also, Ted kaczynzki lowkey made points Lol. *Remembers my position at Lockheed martin supports my family* Actually he didn’t

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2 years

got my 23andme results back and i’m nothing. Just 0%

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2 months

@on_da_spectrum *2016* my somewhat younger homie born 2000: dude check out tjis song you have to check out this song me: alright 2 weeks pass me: hey i gave that beamer boy song a listen this guy fucking owns my homie: buhhhhhh lol *we never meaningfully emotionally connect again*

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6 months

My boyfriend loves don draper without relating to many of his complexes or problems and even mentioned he doesnt really find jon hamm attractive so i finally asked what he likes so much about don draper and he said his work ethic

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7 years

i'm him

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6 years

i’ll get high but not as high as the time i tried to listen to numb by linkin park on youtube and accidentally clicked a karaoke version and was no less than a third through the video thinking “damn i really thought he started singing earlier than this”

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3 years

*on shark tank* basically my idea is Ummmm OMG sorry i forgot. Just completely slipped my mind sorry...you can cut the cameras. it was a really good idea too

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6 years

gotta get better at saving keep blowing my paychecks on shit like food and shelter

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7 years

@ernestcummer select your fighter

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5 years

going to start calling normal lemonade “mike’s soft,” repeating the joke a few times after no one laughs thinking it’s because no one heard me

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2 years

I hate drake so much and i know animals and the spirits that live amongst the seas and forests do too i know if he tried to go to the zoo and look at the penguins they would turn away and the tigers would growl

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2 years

By age 27 you should be cheer captain and the most popular girl in high school

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8 years

SADDEST FOUR WORD STORY💔 you're having sex with pinocchio…his nose is inside you and he says "i love you"…you feel it grow 😔

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6 years

here's my favorite lost ruinedpicnic moment

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@Climbin67 it caused alopecia sadly.

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3 years

hey can you hold this *dies in your arms*

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5 years

as far as i’m concerned only two events took place in 2008 and they were the release of coldplay’s viva la vida and the global financial crisis

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6 years

you can tell a lot about my mental state by my tweeting, for example if i’m tweeting a lot it’s because i’m distracting myself from how depressed i am and if i’m not tweeting a lot it’s because i’m too depressed to

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6 years

ibuprofen expensive as shit i need to just learn how to cast healing spells

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5 years

this is everyone who’s excited for the ted bundy movie

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6 years

getting the hang of this whole playlist thing

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3 years

Hey man would you be willing to come over and tripsit me . I'm thinking of having a couple beers

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3 years

happy memorial day

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1 year

@oldfaysal Kid me was like Heh…mp3 being audio…and mp4 being audio plus one other component: video. I comprehend everything…Everything

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7 years

me repressing my trauma with humor as a coping method

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6 years

my midlife crisis will result from marrying someone normal and later realizing they’ll never make me laugh the way someone named some shit like PissMan89 on twitter used to

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4 years

Been thinking about life and mortality today. I’d rather die gloriously in battle than from a virus. In a way it doesn’t matter. But it kinda does.

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