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I’ve been Jan’s handyman for 4 years, she’s in her 70s, always getting surgeries, buying furniture and texting me like this
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This sign combo
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2lb stick of butter vs 2lb steak
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I built a beautiful bathroom that I get to use for once
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A broken doll is clocked twice a day
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Boys day 🤟
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First time having *this* body and no mullet to remind everyone I’m just a goofy guy who can break your ribs
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Married 💯
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Fiancé posting
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Who else
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I hate seeing adults wearing stickers after voting it’s like a child that was just soooo brave at the dentist
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Update:
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Just got my first physical in years and the doctor did not ask about my hat or @SSDERANGEMENTSS shirt 👍
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Can someone at the capitol see if this couch is still available
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If we cancel student debt will some of you stop dressing like that
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@lunch_enjoyer Sebulba will employee 3 out of 4 kids by 2023 that’s 50%
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Game over bitch Gatorade wet towel
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Being gorgeous in the Home Depot parking lot while a bunch of kids bike around screaming “FAT BITCH” at customers
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Every night I lay beneath my 5x5’ Hermès scarf flag and watch people lie for money (Survivor or The Challenge)
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Now why would one of my coworkers put up a mirror in this “bathroom”
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I love building
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Wearing my mask at half-mast so people know that I see both sides
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a few of my girls
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For my child’s gender reveal I’ll have the surrogate stand in the road and get hit by a blue or pink car
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Just as I predicted…I am the strongest person at the Caroline Polachek concert
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New thing I hate just dropped
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Yes, Your Honor, my barber tore it
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New skill unlocked 🤯
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When I listen to @notreallyFM at work or the gym
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Cosmo at 3 months ➡️ 10 months 🤯
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My friends got this pic of me queening out in the le creuset store printed on a cake 💜
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“...you’re still trapped in aesthetic poverty because you live in a McMansion that looks like it was assembled from onion rings and ho-ho’s” @annakhachiyan brilliant commentary on residential construction
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I can help
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i want a perfume that smells like a guy who smoked 2 cigarettes 2 hours ago who showered this morning but didn’t put on deodorant whos wearing a black hoodie and carhartt double knee pants
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Hate to see the early bird betas wearing down vests because it’s below 70° for like 3 hours get your iron levels in check
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Standing guard when your hag pees in the doorless bathroom stall at the gay club
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If you only draw or paint naked men you’re not an artist you’re a pervert
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Those are Ikea dressers and painted steel pipes...your boyfriend owns a screw driver and should invest in a level 👍
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My bf builds things for me
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If you had to “come out” to your parents you must’ve been a boring ass child 💯
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I’m the first gay guy that thinks he’d be an absolutely horrible DJ
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This is how y’all look at Folsom
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Cosmo has arrived
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I start drilling hammering and cutting at 8 on the dot I don’t care it’s my job
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You use Microsoft Teams. I use jackhammers. We are not the same
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I should be transparent that I did not attain this “naturally” I have extraordinary will power and I’m very silly
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Fiancés birthday cake 👍
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@premiles_ Teacher arms
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Cosmo turns 1 today
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I’m unstoppable
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a few of my girls
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God the men you sent to mine fossil fuels are wearing matching pajamas with other men
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I’m going to bed in 20 minutes y’all need anything
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Introducing: Giordani
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I am a married 30 year old man I do not have a favorite picture of myself
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Cause and effect violently at play
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Interesting
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Every time I see this video I think it’s Christian Siriano
@historyinmemes
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Woman screams 'NO' as Donald Trump is sworn in as the 45th President of the United States
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It took me 3 months to find someone to repair my roof but I could snap my fingers and conjure dozens of DJs 🙄
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Can’t wait to fall down these
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Finally starting to build stuff for my king
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Everyone wears overalls and spend 18 minutes establishing boundaries before 3 minutes of sex on a handmade rug
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how do you make porn non-binary friendly. does everyone involved wear a dangly earring
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Since you girls know everything what’s this
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I mean c’mon
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you guys have no idea how smoothly my new circular saw cuts I keep forgetting it could kill me
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Footing got sloppy but 215lb power clean ✅
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You are what you eat and I eat a lot of pork shoulder
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I would watch real housewives if they had physical challenges and eliminations
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This is what it feels like being the only gay guy on a construction crew
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Made myself some new tool bags
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I’m the strongest person at the Tinashe concert
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Weekend At Besties @wasteofaface
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I would have 26.3K followers if my bio was: Carpenter 🪚 but make it queer. Engayged 💍 HOMOwner 🏠 Lactase Persistent 🥛 Big Ang stan 💋
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I’ll see you in court
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Finally made it onto my gyms story
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This year my family is all about “you’re so buff” instead of “your sister died”
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Can any of the online queer theorists nerdsplain these atrocities to me
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Just got him with “it smells like tea sis in here”
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Just said “clean up in aisle fierce” to my 68 year old foreman 👍
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Be honest do I look like that buff kangaroo
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If you didn’t like my jar of duck fat maybe you’ll like my bucket of calories
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If you’ve ever made or even admired melted crayon “art” you’re a pervert and a disgrace
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@MonicaJewinsky We are all Jan in our own ways
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Not worried about what’s “in” but here’s what’s out for men. Let me know if I missed anything
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I love being strong it’s so much more useful than literacy and also music
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It’s my birthday show me your cats
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I’m kind of like if Tim Gunn was a construction worker
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