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scariest thing that ever happened to me was when I went to a bookstore on acid without knowing that Bill Clinton was speaking there

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Rock bottom

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Talking w a teen

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In tennis “love” is something you “don’t want”. Twisted little sport...

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Great thanks!

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yayyyy

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Sorry mom......

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just told an interviewer i’m “obsessed with steamlining processes”

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fake falling asleep in the uber so the driver has to carry me to bed

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what was “the incident” at ur world’s trade center

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The confident woman

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Jar i invented

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@wasteofaface

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The ceo of gt kombucha was in my dream again

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at my bat mitzvah right before i started crying cuz my mom called me "handsome"

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It could change everything for me

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3 years

people with three-legged dogs love to be like notice anything different about my dog?

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@wasteofaface

4 years

On salvia at Panera, 2011

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@wasteofaface

3 years

BICOASTAL PEOPLE IN SINGLE COAST-PRESENTING LIVING SITUATIONS ARE STILL BICOASTAL

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@wasteofaface

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It used to be Shaun white this. Shaun white that

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My dad thinks trout “become salmon” when they get to the ocean

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4 years

When conversation's not flowing i just start confessing to shit

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3 years

Now that the world’s opening back up, can we finally admit that technology has changed society? Computers, phones, etc.

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4 years

wait what

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@wasteofaface

3 years

She turns 100 like once a week

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Betty White turns 100 on Jan. 17 and is inviting fans to celebrate with her in a special movie event called "Betty White: 100 Years Young — A Birthday Celebration."

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@wasteofaface

3 years

@pleasuresystems I would be u should be more nice to me!

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3 years

Got her again 😭

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3 years

🙂🤞

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@wasteofaface

4 years

My trolley problem

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3 years

This would kill him instantly

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3 years

Breaking my arm to see who would sign my cast

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3 years

About last night 😂

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@wasteofaface

4 years

U can only put two items in this pail - Name them

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4 years

The sad truth

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@wasteofaface

3 years

Just saw a ghost and did not care

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3 years

this shit on a bagel >>

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3 years

When i say frenemy i mean "french enemy"

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@wasteofaface

3 years

More annoying than just hearing a baby crying

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2 months

being a video hoe in ur thirties

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i haven’t seen anyone mention how one of the ppl stripping in the guess mv is the waitress from the 360 mv 😭

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My cousin can get us weed 👍

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3 years

Thankful

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3 years

Make it make sense..

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i think i know who the Elvis movie is about

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3 years

Interesting

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Separating the art from artist also means supporting ur dope untalented friends

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Shaking in my boots

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4 years

I wanna see my ex crush fight my current crush

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3 years

never 👍 stop 👍 grinding 👍

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I’m a creep I’m a weirdo. No. Ur Radiohead

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3 years

Lmk

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3 years

it’s so sad and crazy how americans don't eat this for breakfast every day. whereas in the uk we do ❤️🇬🇧

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@wasteofaface

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My brother said my haircut makes me look like I’m from a “non-Paris part of France” and now I’m depressed

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@wasteofaface

3 years

Summer look

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4 years

Explains so much

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@wasteofaface

3 years

LIKE if u have an uncle david. RT if u have something else

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3 years

accidentally called a friend’s old number and shared a lovely moment w its new owner

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3 years

SEX! * * * * * Now that i have ur attention * * * * * Climate change..

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3 years

I have an amazing sense for when someone’s about to become a doula

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3 years

My shark tank idea: blue raspberries but real

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the phrase “choose your protein”

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@wasteofaface

4 years

Been working on this for 2 hrs I got nothing

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3 years

Unfollowing a dead person on Instagram

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3 years

👇👇👇

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When a squirrel is eating an acorn i’m like ok.. a little on the nose but sure

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how is skateboarding going to the be in the olympics if you cant smoke weed

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🙂🤞

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3 years

this twist

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Imagine if Woodstock happened today. iPads everywhere 🙄

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Walking into a tattoo parlor and asking for whatever’s most popular

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I’m dead i signed up to be a parade ambassador and they sent me 1 single pair of brown leggings

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if someone made my food without love i would kill myself

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The oscars is the grammys for people who make movies

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This concept

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3 years

Guess who thinks he just ate shroom chocolates

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💔

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2 years

if I found out my friend was going by their middle name i would kill myself

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4 years

Ok here is the new meme guy. His catchphrase is “Shaddup!” I think there’s a lot to work with here. Good luck.

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3 years

mmhmmm

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2 years

her doodling “ice spice squarepants” in her journal

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Ice Spice reveals the only animated character she’s ever had a crush on is SpongeBob.

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3 years

Thoughts

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@wasteofaface

4 years

I miss when i wanted to learn ableton. Most male attention i have ever received

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I miss interrupting my friends 😫

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3 years

i have a tweet that would go viral 100k likes no problem but it’s not really my vibe - who wants it ?

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4 years

U show up at ur Airbnb and it’s the White House. That is plot of my movie “So I think I just Airbnb’ed the White House?”

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3 years

“Christian girl autumn” summer

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