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OUT NOW: THUG ZINE ISSUE 001. RAPS BY @gooperous @theofficial_dw @toastboy111 , BEATS BY ME, MIXED AND MASTERED BY @Elder_Orange . FIFTEEN MINUTES OF KNOTTY RAPS AND OFF-KILTER BEATS FOR YOUR EARDRUMS. LINK IN FOLLOW-UP/BIO

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made this ages ago and just rediscovered

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I don’t think I’ll ever stop thinking about this post.

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endiku_liker: can you send some straw endiku_liker: shit endiku_liker: *pots HangingGardenFan360: straw gilgamessy: straw Hammurabi_Homie: straw me_so_potamia: straw

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A Babylonian letter complains: "I wrote that pots needed to be brought over - but instead you sent straw! My lord, why did you send this?" This happened because the cuneiform signs for "pots" and "straw" are almost identical.

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Once again I am thinking about the time when Stravinsky went to see Charlie Parker at Birdland and Bird interpolated the opening of the Firebird Suite into ‘Koko’ and Stravinsky got so pumped he spilled his drink all over the three rows behind him

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Maybe the most sought-after artifact in the whole of post-rock, if not music as a whole, and some dude on /mu/ just uploads it at 3am? Christ alive.

Godspeed You! Black Emperor - All Lights Fucked on the Hairy Amp...

check dis out, real cool: https://thenookcollective.bandcamp.com/official release @: https://godspeedyoublackemperor.bandcamp.com/album/all-lights-fucked-on-...

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I think about Chris Martin's nuclear-level take about OK Computer probably once a week

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Pitchfork had a news blurb about Tool and I clicked it idly only to find the single worst photo not just of Maynard, but possibly of anyone in human history

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Level one ("Mids"): the weed store's branding represents a direct aspect of or interaction with the product. There are no pretenses here, nor are there murals of Peter Griffin holding a bong. Abstraction level: zero.

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Learned today that the Dwarf Fortress community came up with a mechanic so ethically horrifying—a system for mass-asphyxiating mermaids to profit off of goods crafted from their skeletons—that the creator himself said “absolutely not” and nerfed the value of mermaid bones

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vengabus is short for vengeance bus

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The last lines are hilarious. Guy’s like “there’s no way George remembers me or the reason behind the name” and George is like “it makes me think about my friend :)”

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Zoe Kravitz named her FURY ROAD character "Toast" in honor of a beloved crew member, who got that nickname from his penchant for French toast. George Miller told the real Toast that news on the first day of shooting:

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this is what happens when a company sells for considerably less money than it borrowed

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who really came correct on their third album? 💿💿💿 presented by @McDonalds Crispy Chicken Sandwich

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Since there’s Beavis and Butthead, I’d like to say that my favorite single moment in music criticism is when, while watching that Björk video where she dances around on a flatbed truck in Midtown, Butthead observes “This chick is out of her gourd”

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Level four ("That Concrete"): overwhelming semiotic anarchy. Our power to understand is precisely as zero-quantitied as our power to add or detract from the universe around us. Abstraction level: what if we get to Heaven and the throne of the Lord lies empty?

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@rachelmillman misread a recipe and put 1.5 cups instead of 0.25 cups of rum in a stew, which made my apartment smell like a distillery for two days, yielded almost inedible results, and dealt with a half-drunk cat after she got into the leftovers

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For those uninitiated, there were 33 copies of this album ever printed, all on cassette, in 1994, and it’s been assumed to be lost for the almost 30 years since then

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what the fuck do I say

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RIP to David Crosby, a true poster and hater-ass individual. Any time anyone brings up the Doors I think about “god I hope not !” and laugh (so I don’t have to think about the Doors)

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@FarewellRuins @rachelmillman I did not technically plan to keep them, but I did drink the rest of the bottle of rum out of regret and shame, which caused me fall asleep and leave the remnants out on the stove. at which point this little meat-thief came in and went to town

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Level three ("Gas"): the weed store's branding is bereft of real-world context, tied up entirely in signifiers and shibboleths. The knowledgeable can dissect this noun phrase but its presence represents a fundamental antagonism between sign and signified. Abstraction level: whoa

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upon learning that Tolkien personally rejected the idea of casting the lads

F♯A♯∞, fka ☕️

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for the longest time I thought the Beatles' Lord of the Rings would've had the four lads as the Hobbits, but it's much funnier knowing that while Paul wanted to be Frodo and Ringo wanted to be Sam, John and George were pushing for Gollum and Gandalf respectively.

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take heart: no matter how big of a moron you are, at least you did not decide that this was a good interface for a microwave

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Level two ("Haze"): the weed store's branding is funny or purposely ironic, or reliant on resulting or second-order effects of weed, to distance itself from the product inside. Abstraction level: minimal, tasteful.

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kush¹ got me faded² ¹ acid reflux ² eating oatmeal for dinner

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Thank you to @naturesounds and Mach-Hommy for this absolutely diabolical device, a postcard (received in the mail) with a record etched into it

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open for a surprise

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He did it. He fucking did it.

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Around 3 hours to kill at LAX. Still time to solve the actors strike before I leave

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I remember back in the days seeing this at the top of the most-requested list and thinking “this will never ever leak”

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do you ever think about the fact that Earl, Tyler, Syd, and Frank were all in the same group? that’s like a 96 Bulls level of talent

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I JUST WANT TO BE QUIET INSIDE

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Angelo Badalamenti is in perpetual and fierce combat with his converse, Demono Goodalamenti

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@brianchaley Lmao I’ve never seen this. Amazing

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only functioning societies get sports. that’s the rules

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@bevtgooden The lead singer of the Offspring, after he got famous, went back and finished his Ph.D. in molecular biology, with a doctoral thesis on the evolution of HIV

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H. P. Lovecraft's 'Big Unnaturals'

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DAMN GIRL ARE YOU A POORLY MAINTAINED ROAD ON A BEAUTIFUL MOUNTAIN BECAUSE YOU'RE ENCHANTINGLY PRETTY BUT YOUR CURVES ARE DANGEROUS

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One time I was smoking weed with a friend and he went totally quiet for like four minutes and then broke the silence with “if Dianne Feinstein opened a stereo store in the Finanical District she could call it DiFei’s FiDi Hi-Fi”

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more of this, please http://t.co/q4NMRnxNYw

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girl, are you the english language? because you’re maddeningly irregular, incredibly beautiful, and largely beyond my understanding

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sleep, briefly defined, is a popular human activity where you relax so hard that you trip balls

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someone in the trash room was cooking

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Happy sixth birthday to The G.A.T… – one of the very best albums ever made

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@FarewellRuins truly depraved places on the internet never die

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PEOPLE ARE LIKE SNOWFLAKES IN THAT THEY DO NEAT THINGS IF YOU PUT YOUR TONGUE ON THEM

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in this photo, this man is: • blinking • sporting a haircut that makes him look like he has pigtails, even though he doesn’t • looking deeply, deeply unhappy • wearing a sport coat that looks like it was made from the skins of Marshmallow Peeps™

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beautiful words for bad things: limerence, corruption, hemorrhage, necrosis, paranoia, obsolescence, ostracize, fracture, collapse

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five hours until Pray for Haiti. so it’s time to post

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@notquitereal either it’s a preposterously elaborate fake made on old equipment by very serious musicians, one of whom sounds just like Efrim, or it’s real. it feels real

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This is from Alfred Appel’s “Jazz Modernism”

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silence is just boneless music

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ceremonial burial mask: worn linen bandages: on dick: out archaeologists: shaken

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one of the truly vertigo-inducing things about America is that the set of people whom society gives a monopoly on legal violence are also absolutely convinced that said society never gives them anything

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Entire police department resigns at once, saying town 'seemingly cares so little about us':

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@adequateGF did you see this Junji Ito snapchat

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For the non-nerds among you, please know that increasing product velocity via a total codebase rewrite is a bit like increasing teen sexual abstinence rates by replacing high school with The Free MDMA and Condoms Zone

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@blakeswineford @spaceriker @igb @elonmusk Saved it for the lulz

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now that all the extremely unwell 17-year-old sorcerers have migrated from tumblr to twitter, the former is actually fun

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this dude discovered that Amazon (aka 50.16.177.65) hosts a lot of websites and decided this is evidence for p*zzag*te

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@caliredandgreen @mcmansionhell There’s no report of it being taped, but you can hear him do something similar on this recording, where he opens the solo (starting around 1:48) with a horn part from the second movement of The Rite of Spring

Charlie Parker - Repetition

HI,we would like to present you something new musically speaking.Our tracks are not present in the YouTube library.Our music library contains thousands of tr...

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I got drunk last night and made this playlist and I am unsure why I did so http://t.co/7xjseFj3Aq

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Happy birthday to the best rapper ever.

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@ByYourLogic misspelling “conscience” twice in the same press release is absolutely eight-dimensional reverse backgammon. respect to the masters

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@Boringstein it matches everything we know about the tape—lots of singing, four-track recording, and corresponds to the snippet uploaded a few years ago

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I deeply apologize for saying your boyfriend looked like he was generated from a neural net

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No. No, I am not

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Me when the edible hits too hard and I have to go to bed at 7:14pm

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The greats don’t sleep at conventional hours.

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I never beat him. too hard. one of three Soulsborne bosses at which I just gave up. lucky he was optional

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Tracked down, with some help, the source of the Dollar Menu 3 cover tonight.

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a bottle of lube on my nightstand leaked & ruined my copy of Infinite Jest. this sounds like a dirty joke about millennials but it happened

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BAE: come over ME: I can't, I'm Brian Blessed BAE: all my cornfields are unoccupied ME: http://t.co/x9z6myd0uz

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this tweet from @ka_waltz inspired me to sit down and make this a website. it generates you random tarot cards with randomly-chosen Achewood panels and it has brought me a lot of joy

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smdh (shooting my damn hogs) at this discourse

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LUTHERAN SEX (I NAIL YOU UP AGAINST A DOOR)

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if you use hard drugs I will buy you fentanyl test strips, no questions asked, as many as you need. you can DM me and do it there or I can give you my Signal number if you want a more secure method of communication. I am extremely serious

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it ain’t rocket science

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I have recently learned that there is a news anchor named Todd Yakoubian. before you ask, yes, he is

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joe pesci is short for joseph pescatarian

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New “most beautiful record in my collection” goes to these rose-petal lathes from @naturesounds and Mach-Hommy

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Still think one of the funniest things in rap ever is when Birdman hired an old Italian guy to do monologues on his album about respect, honor, and the importance of integrity in business, and then didn’t pay him

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remember me as i lived http://t.co/mN6wKhgQ34

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the court documents in the 1.3 billion dollar Dominion lawsuit against Giuliani are very, very funny

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Thanks, Mach

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I have been programming for 25 years and doing so professionally for 16 of those years and I can say that the building/crafting/physics systems in Tears of the Kingdom comprise the single most impressive feat of software engineering of all time

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A DESKTOP ZEN GARDEN WITH A LITTLE RAKE BUT WITH COCAINE INSTEAD OF SAND

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look at this dog that my parents are adopting. I would commit indiscriminate murder to ensure its happiness. http://t.co/qZeH988Wrl

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fellas is it toxic to *checks notes* like extremely popular and acclaimed albums

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all the beats on this drake album are like the audio equivalent of standing in a beautiful cathedral and wistfully recalling past blowjobs

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1 year

Dude walked into this nearly-empty bar, coughing furiously, sat down right next to me, then started watching a Looney Tunes episode on his phone, full volume

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even by the standards of NYC advertisements, this is extra dystopian

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someone put James Joyce’s letters to his wife on a t-shirt

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cops: my work requires tremendous personal courage and self-sacrifice also cops: dear diary, no one appreciates me, I’m going to run away and then they’ll be sorry

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society collapsed. she grabbed a 12-gauge and a camping stove and took up residence in a library and was genuinely happy for the first time

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verbs that are also birds: grouse, parrot, crane, goose, duck, kite, gull, crow, swallow

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