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Founder and Agent, @HeadwaterLit @printrunpodcast with @lzats tennis writing at he/him

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@erikhane
Erik Hane
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So, today is the day: I am reopening to book queries. My submission portal is linked here. I also want to talk for just a minute here about what I'm hoping to see this go-round.
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@erikhane
Erik Hane
3 years
One reason that younger people might be inclined to detach from their work or take mental health breaks or "quit" or whatever is that, at basically every turn, our caring deeply about our work is used to exploit us
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@erikhane
Erik Hane
6 months
The bits don't hit the same when you're actively supporting genocide
@sahilkapur
Sahil Kapur
6 months
Today in the Senate
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Erik Hane
2 years
you guys don't offer that either
@TheDemocrats
The Democrats
2 years
Abortion is health care.
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@erikhane
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5 months
Humanity used to want to be great. We used to push for the stars
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Erik Hane
3 months
I really think Israel and its mouthpieces have totally misjudged public sentiment. I don't think basically anyone looks at something like this and sees a "badass woman" and a "terrorist." I think they see a guy who's had his life destroyed and the person who helped destroy it
@AvivaKlompas
Aviva Klompas
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Badass IDF woman vs Terrorist
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@erikhane
Erik Hane
5 months
Do not ask me this while I’m talking to senator bernie sanders
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@erikhane
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2 years
Found all ur boyfriends at the liquor store
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@erikhane
Erik Hane
13 days
If this is your response to someone who is out at a protest getting thrown to the ground by police, I’m certain you are not interested whatsoever in actual solidarity or building power of any kind 👍
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@erikhane
Erik Hane
1 year
in terms of best tweets ever I'd like us not to lose sight of this one
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@erikhane
Erik Hane
2 months
You are supposed to feel irreconcilably uncomfortable in the wake of that. It should be unbearable to think about. What you're seeing is people trying to anesthetize that feeling rather than confront it
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@erikhane
Erik Hane
6 months
Why is Gavin newsom committing offensive fouls at a primary school in Beijing
@TripInChina
Sharing Travel
6 months
Dribble charging! Gavin Newsom,The governor of California is in a primary school in Beijing.
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@erikhane
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4 months
So, the coffee at Dunkin is not good, and the donuts are not good. What’s going on here
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@erikhane
Erik Hane
2 months
The “mental illness” convo currently unfolding is one of the most pernicious co-optings of protest I’ve seen in my life
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@erikhane
Erik Hane
6 months
It’s the meme that dares to ask: what if there were underground tunnels in New York City
@idangolf
Ⓜ️ idan segal
6 months
@nypost Wake up.
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@erikhane
Erik Hane
2 months
The Uncommitted voting movement in MI feels like such a perfect compromise with liberals—they’re expressing dissent within the confines of a system that liberals constantly say is the only good way to do political expression. Naturally they now hate that
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@erikhane
Erik Hane
3 years
it's definitely a cudgel in the arts and publishing. the fact that you care about it is rationale to pay you less because they think you'll do it anyway. it's true in any field where there's supposed meaning attached
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@erikhane
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5 months
Saw someone say that the Midwest is “a dead zone full of NPCs” and it’s like. Just because I need someone to bring me five trout so that I can make my special stew, and am willing to offer a rare shield in return, doesn’t mean you have to insult me
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@erikhane
Erik Hane
2 years
As Pamela Paul starts churning out low-effort reactionary garbage piece and after piece in her new job in the op-ed section, spare a thought for how this person may have affected the NYT Books section she ran for many years
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@erikhane
Erik Hane
5 months
Missing the era when people would tweet about essays/articles like “I wrote about soft serve, Foucault, the moon, and the new politics of crying for @ TheGlurbo”
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@erikhane
Erik Hane
3 years
if that happens for long enough it might turn people into cynics, or it might lead to behavior that scans to others as "self-centered" or whatever. oh well. you shouldn't have made everything people care about absolutely suck to participate in
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@erikhane
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5 months
“What’s going on in publishing Twitter” well I’ll tell you my friends. Someone is trying to copyright the sun
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3 years
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@davidfrum
David Frum
3 years
@CIS_org Immigration done right can be a tremendous benefit to the United States, rejuvenating and up-skilling the American nation. But the evidence is .... we're not doing it right, and this latest border surge only makes the work of correction harder.
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@erikhane
Erik Hane
8 months
BYU's defense looks loaded this year
@pbprot
petty bourgeois protestant
8 months
Instagram is the actual hellsite
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@erikhane
Erik Hane
2 years
Every time
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@jbarro
Josh Barro
2 years
I cannot with these people, me me me, gimme gimme gimme.
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@erikhane
Erik Hane
3 years
The novel coronavirus
@SecondGentleman
Douglas Emhoff
3 years
What motivated you to get vaccinated?
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Erik Hane
10 months
they're literally making up fake people and cases to strip rights away, and there are still folks who think this is an institution we should care about or respect. that is so wild to me
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3 months
the amount of advertising legally allowed in society needs to dramatically slashed and then regulated
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3 months
What is your most unique or rare political view?
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@erikhane
Erik Hane
1 year
if you work in book publishing at any level you should look at that Vance result and think very hard about what your outfit is choosing to acquire and promote
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@erikhane
Erik Hane
2 years
@NYTimesPR @NickKristof @nytopinion can you name even one person who is thrilled
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Erik Hane
3 years
How come no one ever makes her say why she thinks that
@USATODAY
USA TODAY
3 years
During a press conference with House managers after Trump's second impeachment trial, Nancy Pelosi said: "I think our country needs a strong Republican party. It's very important."
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@erikhane
Erik Hane
1 year
@sullydish @bentarnoff Andrew quick question, how come none of the horrible stuff you guys do is ever your fault or a function of you having agency over your own actions
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@erikhane
Erik Hane
10 months
Absolutely incredible update from the guy who got fired from a newspaper for doing Hitler apologia on here
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@erikhane
Erik Hane
2 months
It’s because “fiction writer” is no longer a feasible way to make a living for the vast majority of even the most talented artists in our country
@MrHWM
sṫǔttsiiso’ōḱǎasim
2 months
what are peoples thoughts on why fiction writers are producing so much less work than in the past, say up into the 80s but moreso w/r/t the writers of the early part of the 20th c. for the most part we dont have major writers who publish 10, 15, 20+ books anymore.
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@erikhane
Erik Hane
29 days
I'm sorry but only one quote ever comes to mind when people start debating Men's Inner Lives
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@erikhane
Erik Hane
6 months
Imagine if this was literally the last thing you ever saw
@CryptoTurkweb3
Crypto Turk 🧡 Ordzaar
6 months
@BoredApeYC apefest was a vibe. Apes gone wild
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Erik Hane
3 years
Jacob Frey is definitely the template for future national Dems btw. Young, knows all the progressive vocab words, a spineless little weasel, loves the cops
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@erikhane
Erik Hane
1 year
I have to speak my truth: “I believe that we will win” is the worst sports chant I’ve ever heard
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@erikhane
Erik Hane
3 months
I am never going to forget the sheer volume of horrifying images and videos from these last few months that were *willingly shared* by the IDF because they think it makes them look good or brave
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@erikhane
Erik Hane
3 years
Ah dang I hate when these unrelated things both happen
@nytimesworld
New York Times World
3 years
American Special Forces flew to Guinea to train an elite military unit. But before the course was over, the Guineans stormed the presidential palace and violently seized power.
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Is this good
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Erik Hane
2 years
YIMBY, NIMBY….. how about you let Him be, your lord and savior
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@erikhane
Erik Hane
3 years
okay Laura will get mad if I don't use this to plug the fact that we do a whole show on the publishing industry that relates very specifically to this topic. We're at @printrunpodcast and I bet you will like us
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@erikhane
Erik Hane
3 years
I will keep unmasking singers until my demands are met
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@erikhane
Erik Hane
3 years
starting a series called "Capitalism or You," where I tell you if your problem is because of Capitalism or You
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@erikhane
Erik Hane
3 years
schoolyard bully: oh, should I call the waaaaambulance? me <between sobs>: ...that depends, is it in network
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@erikhane
Erik Hane
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Privilege discourse has its place but we have got to do better than this
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@erikhane
Erik Hane
2 years
Sally sure does catch a lot of stray shots lol
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@erikhane
Erik Hane
2 months
"performative virtue signaling" we have GOT to do something about language like this trying to make its way into material politics
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@erikhane It’s not a protest to kill yourself for a cause you have literally nothing to do with. It’s extreme, stupid, and the highest form of performative virtue signaling that exists. Get over yourself.
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@erikhane
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1 year
@jacyanthis @thehill do you think that maybe we should finish up some human rights movements first
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@erikhane
Erik Hane
2 years
worst account since I've been on here, don't think it's close
@TheOvalPawffice
The Oval Pawffice® 🇺🇸 DOTUS Fans
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🐾 Oh my paw! Welcome to Gilead…
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@erikhane
Erik Hane
6 months
i'm getting my crew together for one last job
@nbcwashington
NBC4 Washington
6 months
PANDAS ON I-66 🐼🚨 Chopper4 video shows the FedEx trucks carrying Mei Xiang, Tian Tian and Xiao Qi Ji to Dulles airport, where the panda plane awaits.
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@erikhane
Erik Hane
7 months
in light of his recent posts I have changed my mind. John Fetterman needs to put some damn clothes on
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@erikhane
Erik Hane
3 years
next time you're at the store, be sure to buy some green bananas--after a few days you might just have yourself a special treat (normal banana)
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@erikhane
Erik Hane
3 years
You're going to have to be way more specific
@CPAC
CPAC
3 years
We have just learned that someone we invited to CPAC has expressed reprehensible views that have no home with our conference or our organization. The individual will not be participating at our conference.
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@erikhane
Erik Hane
6 months
There is no magical combo of words that is going to get the Slogan Critics on board. It’s like “defund the police.” They are not mad at the slogan, they just don’t want to defund the police
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@erikhane
Erik Hane
3 years
increasingly clear that this is not a site for political analysis and discussion. It's a site for ranking pasta shapes. It's a site for announcing that you'd let the Hamburglar ruin your life
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@erikhane
Erik Hane
2 months
as dead-eyed a psychopath as any of the freaks the Trump admin stuck up there
@halalflow
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"You keep saying that you don't wanna see any Palestinians dead...but you saw the numbers I am sure you did today...30k dead, 70k wounded...7k are missing would you respect math; many people in the Muslim world don't believe you?" Matt Miller: "What's their solution to Hamas"
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1 year
I’m not a good political theorist so maybe someone has better words for what I felt here in MPLS on May 28, 2020. I saw the footage of this and felt, genuinely for the first time in my life, that I did not know what was going to happen next, that all possibilities were available
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@erikhane
Erik Hane
3 years
I reject all instances of Pikachu being employed. Detective, Wal Mart greeter, any of it. That rat doesn't work
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@erikhane
Erik Hane
11 months
This is a truly cutting and precise piece of writing that, apart from dismantling the art show in question, has a lot of terrific thinking that I believe applies to a lot of contemporary cultural production
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Erik Hane
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On 9/10/01, the Denver Broncos played MNF against the Giants. WR Ed McCaffrey broke his leg in that game. The next morning we picked my friend up for carpool and asked “did you hear what happened” and he goes “I know. Ed’s out for the year”
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2 years
Huge development in weed law
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@erikhane
Erik Hane
3 months
those soldier tiktoks don't seem whimsical. they seem straighforwardly psychopathic
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@erikhane
Erik Hane
3 months
Just to be clear they will still lay you off if you do all this
@jeffpearlman
Jeff Pearlman
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No. What it comes down to is, if you wanna make it/survive, you have to make yourself indispensable. You have to be able to do 100 things. Can't just be a writer. Have to be a podcaster, a Tik Toker, a blogger. It's just reality. It sucks. It's grinding. It blows. But it's true.
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Erik Hane
2 years
This is straight-up TERF shit. Why should I believe trans/NB writers were getting fair consideration in book coverage
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Erik Hane
2 years
remember that viral clip from a libertarian debate where the guy said "what's next, a permit to make toast in your own damn toaster?!" well those guys make every decision now
@prof_jpc
JP Collins
2 years
This seems like a pretty consequential decision
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Erik Hane
1 year
@emmaogreen it is amazing that major publications are still running work about this fake subject
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Erik Hane
5 months
Yeah this is one of the least accurate things ever posted on here
@tao_lin
Tao Lin
5 months
One thing I like about "rich" people, or anyone with sufficient money, is that they don't waste time trying to figure out who has money, antagonizing people with money, and having biases against people with money.
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@erikhane
Erik Hane
4 months
Yesterday I saw a thread that argued that YA readers have trouble finding more books to read after they age out of YA. Then I got sad and walked around my house
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@erikhane
Erik Hane
2 years
Just frustrates me because mainstream books coverage is so sure of itself and its own smug politics and the idea that they are this cultural vanguard when in actuality they are frequently just garden-variety reactionaries. That will never change though because they’re all friends
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Erik Hane
3 years
If I worked at a YA imprint I would say "wow... smells like teen spirit in here" every day at the office coffee machine
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Erik Hane
7 months
Figure she would have found this one and deleted it sometime over the last ten years. guess not
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Erik Hane
1 year
This person killed two kids driving 80. I cannot believe this framing and photo lol
@LAmag
Los Angeles Magazine
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Rebecca Grossman’s perfect life became a perfect nightmare. “Everything changed in a split second—overnight,” she tells Los Angeles during a half-hour Zoom call from her lawyer’s office in October.
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Erik Hane
2 years
no it isn't
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Erik Hane
9 months
(Public universities to their students now) um, it’s not my job to educate you???
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Erik Hane
8 months
@EoinHiggins_ I’m crying
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Erik Hane
2 years
Someone who thinks this was the most influential person in book coverage for a long time
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@erikhane
Erik Hane
5 months
remembering how he hit a 63-yarder and went to the sideline and immediately adjusted giant dip he had tucked in his lip. absolute legend
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@erikhane
Erik Hane
15 days
how many prominent journalists, writers, and media people ran with "Yale student got stabbed in the eye"? Here's the video. decide for yourself.
@DavidKlion
David Klion
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Maxine Waters hit Michael Tracey harder than this
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@erikhane
Erik Hane
4 months
"i will not eat the bugs" yeah you will dude. open up here comes the lil bug. choo choo
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@erikhane
Erik Hane
2 years
As someone who works with a lot of writers on the “far left” who deals with questions of whether their work will “get reviewed,” I find that fairly concerning! Maybe it’s just me
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@erikhane
Erik Hane
1 year
Can’t imagine a worse piece of copy for what this show is on even a basic, literal level lol
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Erik Hane
5 months
wind was in his face and Janikowski takes only a three-step run lmao. Lane Kiffin dialed this up btw
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Erik Hane
9 months
The eurodance parody guy has produced a truly breathtaking fumbling of the bag. Defeat from the jaws of victory. My god
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@erikhane
Erik Hane
2 months
major publishing really should just make the effort to bring short story collections back as a premier sellable form. There are writers doing awesome things in that form and I believe there are readers waiting for it
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One thing Chotiner underscores is that there’s an actual practiced skill to giving psychos a platform and doing a good job of being critical and pressing them, and none of the free-speech idiots who think it’s important to hear fascists out have that skill at all
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@erikhane
Erik Hane
6 months
Happy thanksgiving!
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@erikhane
Erik Hane
10 months
Who still talks like this. What year is it
@whstancil
Will Stancil
10 months
Now that the bro left has fully expelled her, I’d like to officially welcome AOC to Warren World. It’s safer here.
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Erik Hane
5 months
every single thing that whiny centrists and reactionaries say about the left's lack of decorum and manners--tonight, prove them right
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@erikhane
Erik Hane
2 years
now here is a conversation I would like to have (screenshot because I don't want to bother the poster, who asks a great question that is gonna Bring It Out of people)
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@erikhane
Erik Hane
3 years
Yeah... ugh 🥴 I know right. I’m actually waaay to the left of DSA on most things. But as a jet ski dealership owner,
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@erikhane
Erik Hane
3 years
I'm finding the Havana Syndrome coverage to be singularly insulting to our collective intelligence and I'm having mean feelings about anyone working on it or even taking the phenomenon seriously 😌
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@erikhane
Erik Hane
2 years
sports twitter did a great job in finally identifying advanced stats guys as nerds. time to do the same thing for book Twitter. Instead of literary criticism I'm simply saying "he got that dawg in him" about writers I like
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@erikhane
Erik Hane
6 months
@PGourevitch Do you think the point of this protest is to appeal to staffers at The New Yorker
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Erik Hane
1 year
@DavidSacks It’s very funny that you guys are making “paying for Twitter” a culture war issue
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Erik Hane
3 years
dang when it came to Voting Blue it sure seems to have Mattered Who, huh
@jeneps
Jennifer Epstein
3 years
"I hear all the folks on TV saying, 'why doesn't Biden get this done?'" Biden says of voting rights. "Well, because Biden only has a majority of effectively four votes in the House and a tie in the Senate, with two members of the Senate who vote more with my Republicans friends."
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@erikhane
Erik Hane
3 years
Here's a bleak thread lol
@AyeshaASiddiqi
Ayesha A. Siddiqi
3 years
british people reacting to american pharmaceutical ads during the harry/meghan interview
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Jimothy
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