When Miranda was like, “You can’t quit your column—it’s who you are” and Carrie was like, “No, it’s not who I am, it’s what I do”.......THAT was the labor movement...
She could easily be a Hadid, a Jenner, a Baldwin...soullessly cashing in on being the child of someone world famous...and yet....she doesn’t....the coolest, hottest girl!!!! Ever!!! Happy birthday!!!!!
Reasons to love Geminis:
- Childlike sense of wonder
- Chaotic in a constructive way
- Don’t hold on too tightly to their convictions
- Always changing
- Social!!
- Sexy!!!!!
- Naomi Campbell, Patti LaBelle, Nicole Kidman, etc
Some thoughts about its future:
- Middle-aged writers should be writing these middle-aged characters
- Bring back some incidental music! PLEASE! It’s too quiet!!!
- Decide if Che is supposed to be embarrassing
- Remember that Carrie is the main character
- Set it in 2005
I have a LOT of thoughts but for starters:
- Love that Madonna has fully leaned into Maharaja Of Boca Raton, aesthetically
- Gaga’s tan could save lives
- SISTERHOOD IS POWER
- If ever a remake of ALL ABOUT EVE proved necessary...
- If they’re blonds, I’m a blond
Happy birthday to Kristine—my mother, seen here on The Rosie O’Donnell Show circa 1999. I have worshipped many bold, brash, forthright, larger than life women in my life…but it’s all gotta start somewhere 💚
Glenda? It's Laurie. ...Laur-ie! I'm fine. ...FINE! ...I'M FINE! I have some good news...Roseanne was canceled...I said Roseanne was canceled...It’s CANCELED! ...The show is GONE! ...THE SHOW’S DEAD! ...It’s DEAD! ...NO, DEAD!!!! DEEEEEEAAAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!
When anemic sickly little Bushwick boys have vibrant, healthful, gorgeous mothers......try being a little more normal...I beg of you....look at your genetic potential....come on....
JFK’s grandson’s little spiel here about hating restaurants…two minutes of being a captive audience to an opinionated brown haired straight boy being very intense…where am I, a Jamaica Plain apartment in 2015????!!?
A reminder that Lourdes could easily be a Bella Hadid or a Kendall Jenner or a Hailey Baldwin and yet chooses to not even have a public social media presence and THAT? Is why she’s cooler than ALL OF YOU.
I'm in the New York Times! I'm in Modern Love! Recalling the night I thought I'd meet Fran Lebowitz and instead met a motorcycle-riding 70something. My only hope is that Fran reads this and SCOFFS!
A 13-year-old boy just asked for a “latte” on the cafe car of this Amtrak and the lady behind the counter said, “I’ll put some milk in it and you can call it that...”
My cultural predictions for a Biden-era America:
- The return of Lena Dunham
- With “nothing” for neolibs to resist: the end of the culture wars
- Twitter goes the way of Facebook
- Debilitating identity crisis for SNL
- Skinny jeans revival
- Still no new music from Rihanna
On this July 4th, and every other, a reminder that Madonna’s cover of American Pie is maybe the most exquisite music recording…of ALL time…her voice at its most beautiful…sounding like the very hum of the universe itself…don’t deny yourself the pleasure…🗽