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@briantburns_
Brian Burns
@briantburns_
5 years
I'm in the New York Times! I'm in Modern Love! Recalling the night I thought I'd meet Fran Lebowitz and instead met a motorcycle-riding 70something. My only hope is that Fran reads this and SCOFFS!
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It Wasn’t Me He Wanted (Published 2019)

He was over 70. I was 22. We both loved Fran Lebowitz. What was I doing on the back of his motorcycle?

www.nytimes.com
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@nickcourtois
Nick
@nickcourtois
5 years
@brianTburns_ This has already made the rounds to everyone in my office that follows you and thinks they know you personally! Congratulations!!!!
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Brian Burns
@briantburns_
5 years
@nickcourtois hahahhhahahahahah
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@lauoneil
LO
@lauoneil
5 years
@brianTburns_ Me reading this!
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@briantburns_
Brian Burns
@briantburns_
5 years
@lauoneil Me looking at this 🤧
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@stevenblum
Steven Blum
@stevenblum
5 years
@brianTburns_ Brian!!!
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@briantburns_
Brian Burns
@briantburns_
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@stevenblum :’——————)
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@brycappa
Bryanna Cappadona
@brycappa
5 years
@brianTburns_ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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@chelsea_lynn_
Chelsea McDonnell
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@brianTburns_ BriAAANNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!
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@megansarahj
Megan Johnson
@megansarahj
5 years
@brianTburns_ BRIAN!!!!
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@TheKyleHardy
Kyle Hardy
@TheKyleHardy
5 years
@brianTburns_ oh WOW
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@Cowywose
Coryrose
@Cowywose
5 years
@brianTburns_ This is amazing!!!!!!!!
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@briantburns_
Brian Burns
@briantburns_
5 years
@franhoepfner 💘🤧💘
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@DPD_
Daniel D'Addario
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5 years
@brianTburns_ Whoa!!!
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@kslane
Kevin Slane
@kslane
5 years
@brianTburns_ amazing. i hope fran not only reads this, but reads your tweet (and then scoffs a 2nd time).
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@lordpaluzzi
Jenn Lord Paluzzi 🏳️‍🌈
@lordpaluzzi
5 years
@brianTburns_ Great job, Brian!
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@subtlydaslutty1
hshtag tahani time
@subtlydaslutty1
5 years
@brianTburns_ Loved this piece of yours when I first encountered it and it’s just as lovely to revisit it now. Congrats on getting into the Times! 🥰
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@grantwaldvogel
Grant Waldvogel
@grantwaldvogel
5 years
@brianTburns_ ARE U TRYING TO MAKE ME CRY ON THIS SW FLIGHT RN! Adore this.
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