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Lawyer. Bad ass MC. he/him

New York, NY
Joined March 2009
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3 years
What's something that ISN'T a sport, but still FEELS like a sport?
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5 months
Nicole Kidman clapping:
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Dance of fingers.
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7 months
This is a Jenna Maroney storyline
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P!nk tells @LATimes that she wishes she never released the song “We’ve Got Scurvy” for SpongeBob SquarePants: “That was a real mistake.”
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2 years
I highly recommend marrying your best friend. March 26 was a good day.
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4 years
Did this casting director win an Oscar?
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4 years
The face // The DMs
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4 years
Thinking about her this morning.
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6 years
At this point, please raise your hand if you’re gay and not in Chicago.
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2 years
Chest hair peek-a-boo.
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2 years
Ok glasses.
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3 years
But who can replace Ellen???
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4 years
The devil showing up on Friday the 13th and realizing he doesn’t need to do a damn thing.
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1 year
Good afternoon from this camper.
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2 years
A little morning sun.
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2 years
Very into short sleeve sweaters now.
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2 years
The rumors are true. It’s my birthday and I’m a park.
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3 years
Drinking at a three year old’s birthday.
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2 years
Thankful for natural lighting in Ohio.
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16 days
what if I only posted pics from vacation
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10 months
six mile run in the humidity 🥵
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2 years
Trying to open a dog poop bag
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vacation ✨vibes✨
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4 years
Introducing Marco! He’s so sweet, shy, and playful. He’s also the cutest.
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5 months
Beard as thick as
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4 years
I JUST GOT IMPEACHED FOR MAKING A PERFECT PHONE CALL!
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4 years
Help me choose new eyeglasses (yes, I know they look similar).
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6 months
Sunday in jambys.
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5 months
Winter beard in full effect.
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3 months
My mother passed away on Wednesday morning. It was sudden and unexpected and it's left a huge void in our family. My mother always called me her rock, and she was always mine. I love you mom and l'm going to miss you so much.
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4 years
@NRMorrow That looks uncomfortable
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Bowen Yang, Dan Levy and Ben Platt almost played Kens in #Barbie , but couldn’t due to logistical reasons. 🔗:
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8 months
I ran my first ever half marathon yesterday and I’m actually very proud of myself.
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6 months
This head cold is kicking my ass but my sweatshirt is lavender.
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2 years
happy pup alert.
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7 months
tgif
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4 years
Running in this climate? I don’t entirely recommend.
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1 year
Happy to announce I now wear a chain on occasion.
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2 months
out and about!
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3 years
They say dreams don’t come true. But they do.
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8 months
Poolside as a treat.
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7 months
Introducing Luca, a 12 year old rat terrier found as a stray from Oklahoma.
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4 years
I took up running during quarantine as my main form of exercise. Today, after taking 2-3 weeks off due to lack of motivation, I pushed myself to run 10 miles for the first time ever. And then I took this pic. Please clap.
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hello from job
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4 years
Hi. My shorts are wrinkled.
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3 years
Two good boys.
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4 years
These are the only clothes I’ve worn all week.
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7 months
cap cana
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3 years
The Friends Reunion but it’s just these two.
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2 years
Only slightly obsessed with this sweatshirt *with* pockets.
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4 years
Fixed it for them.
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10 months
Awake I think.
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2 years
A little drunk in Montreal.
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2 years
It’s two hoodie weather today.
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6 years
What a nice day for a hangover.
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2 months
if you ever get the chance to meet @seancdub I highly recommend it!!
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1 year
Happy one week since I was in Key West and got to wear this.
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7 years
Your dads went to Fire Island.
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6 years
Happy Thanksgiving from these woods behind my brother’s house.
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2 years
Just spent 45 mins at Home Depot looking for a single screwdriver.
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3 years
Well guess what, Mimi.
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3 years
fall plans // delta variant
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7 months
back in black for the fall
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3 years
Help me decide.
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2 years
Felt like a two selfie Sunday to me.
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4 years
~some personal news~ after 10+ years in public service and 120 qualifying payments, my federal student loans were forgiven! It’s been a long time coming and I’m super excited to spend the extra income on my other, private student loans!
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2 years
@tim__fitzgerald “I love the ice. It keeps it cold.”
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4 months
(belated) (40th) birthday post (aka New Orleans is so fun).
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5 years
Spent a week on a Caribbean cruise and took a few photos.
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2 years
Hi.
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2 years
wine drunk on a fall day.
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4 years
IT’S A GIRL
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4 years
My hair is officially out of control.
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3 years
🚨ASHLEY DARBY ON SAY YES TO THE DRESS🚨
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10 months
She is our greatest living hero.
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BITCH NOT SHE GOT THEM ON CAMERA FOR REAL 😭😭😭😭
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4 years
Replace all Christopher Columbus statues with a far more deserving Italian
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5 months
We call this taking the parents’ dogs out at 8am in Ohio:
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1 year
Do NOT show this to Pink.
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2 years
Bathroom lighting went off.
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3 years
I love my fans.
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10 months
We won’t miss him. It’s been her network for a while now.
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The Daily Beast
10 months
For most of his career, Guy Fieri has managed to keep his brand relatively apolitical. Now that he’s been photographed with Donald Trump, however, the bleach-tipped celebrity chef might be starting to feel the heat.
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Very serious baby.
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5 years
Baseball t season has begun.
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6 years
😎😎
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4 years
Did Wells Fargo just ask me to... hook up?
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4 years
Marco is a good boy.
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1 year
Just saying hi from the orange theory bathroom.
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8 months
dusk
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3 months
support local gay bars by buying their very comfy tshirts.
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3 years
Two good pups.
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3 years
Don’t make me leave Palm Springs.
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2 years
It was definitely hoodie weather in nyc today.
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3 years
I highly recommend the $17 Champion sweatshirt from Costco.
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3 years
Wedding ready.
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6 years
My dad brand is expanding.
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3 years
New cut + oversized tee.
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3 years
There’s a lot of palms in Palm Springs.
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Just documenting this haircut.
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