King Kobra @bookifucker Twitter profile

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Zoro is equal to Luffy Zoro didn't use acoc on Kaido Zoro is comparable to Shanks Zoro is the vice captain Ashura is a form, not a technique Zoro no-diffs max-power Sanji The community hates Zoro fans because deep down they know all this is undeniably true.

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@FreeRosedark @ArtistDkt Gojo hanging dong with his dick hairs visible and you're worried about his eyes?

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"Retvrn to tradition" people when the tradition isn't gay sex or larping on the internet

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Ummm is Europe okay?

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@akaosdays Kishimoto hates women so much he accidentally made a gay love story

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The "porn visual novel characters" in question:

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Been almost a year since we got the greatest tweet of all time

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@NxtDeterio 2012 April is way uglier than I remember

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holy shit - just saw these two incredibly dank #memes ! really brightened my morning - which one are you? 🤣😂

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@SoulDrainer_ Not even the worst df in Dressrosa alone

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@willsgardevoir He can literally perceive moments down to literal atoseconds (a billionth of a billionth of a billionth of a second) and yet he gets defeated by bullets.

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@jalenofkonoha @Chase_The_Ace50 @clothesoveryou "Going out of business. Everything must go."

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🐻Sun Bear🐻

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@nothingface I know

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Leftist propaganda: gay people Right wing propaganda: 30,000 layers of larp that only someone who spends 18+ hours a day on the internet can fully understand

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the blind one vs the seeker of trvth

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@FreeRosedark Name a single female character that GeGe respects other than Maki

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They call me a hacker cause they suck 😂😂😂

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She is wearing high heels, a bdsm blindfold and gothic maid outfit, and there is a self destruct mechanic that lets you see her big booty in a thong that looks shiny and oiled up when you walk in water.

CGLight_YoRHa Draws ✍️

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It's just my opinion, don't hate me pls 🙏

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@DailyQueerPiece Big Chungus is now a canon character in the OP universe

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My grandma watches this guy regularly and I think it's giving her early Alzheimer's

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Accurate Thanksgiving table in 2023:

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@SimplyTroy1 @yorozuuuuu You can't play a game without a joystick

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Awesome YouTube content 🔥🔥🔥🔥

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@FreeRosedark Nationalist loser kills another nationalist loser and suddenly it's the death of Lenin.

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@FlnkStnk @DxFi420 Unfollowed. Blocked. Reported. Sent your personal information to the IRS.

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@rad_dude124 @gkayo06 That series only has traction on r/animemes

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marq

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im crying

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@zoromyheart Don't forget the sister image

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How twitter users think Rotten Tomatoes works

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@ShiinaBR NOT THE CHAIN OF HADES

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4 months

The history of Poland in one minute

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POV: You’re a human

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@Ryoga5_5 Yeah he's the villain of Lostbelt 7

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archive of the quote tweet

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@ST4RMAK3R @HaynesWayde Fate hasn't even been a porno since the Bush Administration💀💀💀

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@love50803 It literally erases you from existence just by being near it.

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By wasting 50k on this animation, Verbalase achieved levels of goonery previously thought impossible

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4 months

Fuck it, here’s the full AMV:

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@FreeRosedark No he doesn't lol

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6 months

my anonymous sources have confirmed to me that Chisehatorifan, Pax Tube, FateCEO, Algerian Vergil, Poe's Law, and IamYesYouAreNo are going to be in the main cast

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6 months

‘THE BOYS: MEXICO’ spin-off is in the works. Diego Luna & Gael García Bernal will exec produce but not star in major capacity. Gareth Dunnet-Alcocer (‘Blue Beetle’) will write the series.

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Prince Reginald

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@LilithLovett US Government: "You commies are lucky we keep MacArthur on a leash."

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No way did this guy just make a reference to a freaking HENTAI!?!?😱😱😱😱😨😨😨😨

𝙈𝙧𝙕𝙚𝙙🫧

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Ain't no wayy this is getting animated 💀

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Imagine getting aired on your fucking suicide note.

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@DrKatoME It technically is

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@sigmatic_ NO ANIMATION NO BUDGET NO TIME TO DRAW DEADLINE DUE IN ONE WEEK JUST A POWERPOINT PRESENTATION AND A DREAM

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@AdonisH830 This game would be reasonably priced at like $30 or $40 but $70 is just fucking ridiculous

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Get this black queen out of your shitty Reddit memes

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FUCK YEAH WE GOT PAGANS, SATANISTS, AND EVANGELICALS ALL HAVING A LARP-OFF 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

Arabella Haisler🏳️‍🌈

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Your false god is dead

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@RandomMGSFan @SkibidiKiryu @Mattgam20223210 Space Hitler applies more to Palpatine. Vader is more like space Goebbels

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@ComixVillain @sigmarshanks There were leaks for 1114 like a week in advance so that chapter was likely made within a week

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@a_opressoraBR Let's be real for a fucking second

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anyaa

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7 months

What’s your favourite quote(s) from jujutsu kaisen?

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What if we threw Banksy off a 30 story building

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Banksy.

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@JAGWithASnail @Congelatoreh Sukuna after hearing "I am the bone of my sword"

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A Latinx making a taco ♥️ heartwarming

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Studio Ghibli @ghiblipicture

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zara

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IZUKU MIDORIYA THEY CALLED YOU A FRAUD. THEY CALLED YOU A CRYBABY. THEY CALLED YOU MICKEY. NOW IT'S YOUR TIME TO RESPOND, SHOW THEM REALNESS

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This is more convincing anti-communist propaganda than anything the CIA or FBI could come up with in the past century.

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Battle Beast went to the Mihawk & Kizaru School of bullying low-tiers

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Mark got humbled real quick 💀 #Invincible

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Pew

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#JJK260 "What Sukuna saw" "Is the strongest ghost" "That he has buried with his own hands"

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@AzureTigerDrop @FalseIdolYakub If that character is supposed to be black then I'm Batman

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@Techrickal The Saw movies are genuinely and unironically better written

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@Lanido23 @NxtDeterio Destiny got banned like 4 times but he's a cockroach that keeps coming back

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@CJDLuffy Kid Zoro negs

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@RReyScarlet Like half the cast of Fate are infinitely more "goon material" designed than Saber.

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Average person who does all of this

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Absolutely insane tweets to post right after the other

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@rllyj4i @Foundman257 *Is using a loli fetish anime to prove his point*

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Overwatch without pornhub

EXO NyanSox 🇵🇸🐸🐱

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the game is good without operagx admin in your ear telling you its dead

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@JPeterGod Respect Marshall, he's just a working-class man trying to do his job.

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@Mugiwara_23

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Gaara when Crocodile steals all the sand from his backpack and uses it against him

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Crocodile (One Piece) VS Gaara (Naruto)

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PH might honestly be the scummiest company in current existence it's unreal how evil they are. They've been profiting off of child exploitation for years now and now they steal money from one of their most popular models simply became of she doesn't support an apartheid state

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Porn star Mia Khalifa's income frozen by PornHub and donated to Israel aid funds, due to her support of Hamas....

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@SoulDrainer_ The mere fact he died playing Overwatch 2 gave him a fast pass to hell regardless of what he did before

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@stockindonut That's not even anywhere close to the funniest One Piece agenda meme

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@FreeRosedark @britfxg You are embarrassing yourself and getting blocked by your favorite YouTubers all so you can get $18 a month

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Now compare this to agendapiece

Captain (Momo ❤️)

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Fine, I’ll do it myself Everybody! Meet Nayuta, aka Potential Girl!

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Why did you tweet this

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@CJDLuffy @samaad58143507 The coolest guy

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"I want to play a game. Strapped to your head is a 'dick sucking machine' and before you lies 30000 Hamas soldiers."

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MamaMax whenever he has to look at cp for his videos

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@LaneTropic @realblueluffy Until he crosses paths with any decent haki fighter and gets low-diffed

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WHAT DID I SAY!!!!!

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Euphoritori keeps her hand on that private account button so she can nuke everything whenever someone mildly criticizes her

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The Romans creating a fascist dictatorship almost 2,000 years before fascism existed and before a capitalist system even existed.

⛤Ace⛤ 𓅪 Queer Disabled Witch

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Rome fits every point of the 14 point Fascism checklist, and therefore constitutes Pre-Capitalist Fascism in the same way that it also constitutes Pre-Capitalist Imperialism, as described by Lenin. A thread 🧵

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@ST4RMAK3R @FreeRosedark "Shoko"

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Meruem: "Bow before me, fool! I am the Chimera Ant King and nobody can stop me!" Darkseid:

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Meruem vs Darkseid

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Single Moms Ls when it's time to post BBC cuckold porn

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Hey, Swifties, these are Kira's alt accounts so it is very important that you doxx and mass report these people as well👇👇👇

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@brunothebro That line was written when George Bush was still in office

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@ViavaV2 I swear her fans come from an alternate timeline where she didn't die in ch 3 and actually got her character arc

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@FreeRosedark Make your pfp a pile of cocaine and Keffals will suddenly be your biggest fan

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"If only there was someone to make my tacos and mow my lawn for me." @hayasaka_aryan :

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@Sitback101 @SaitoSennin @pewpiece Literally half of those months were dedicated to a flashback

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Euphoritori keeps her hand on that private account button so she can nuke everything whenever someone mildly criticizes her

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Eiichiro Oda after teasing Vegapunk to reveal every single secret in the story we've been waiting 20 years for answers to, only to have the next chapter be Vegapunk saying he's gonna wait 2 minutes to give his speech before ending on “Break next week”:

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#Opspoilers #ONEPIECE1109 Brief summary for Onepiece 1109 by SecretSauce

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Curses from Orlando, Florida:

Khi ✎

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Gege REALLY fumbled the idea of other countries having cursed energy

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Finally the Bleach Collab 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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"Poop" is coming in Fortnite Chapter 5 - LEGO ‼️ [VIA @xkleinmikex & @FNBRintel ]

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King Kobra

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Gonna need @target @JoeBiden @fbi @cia @mossad @idf @KremlinRussia_E @putin @kgb @ussr @lenin @stalin @FateGO_USA @fgo @nba @russiahockey @Russia @AzurLane_EN to arrest this thief

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@hectorrszn I have these ones because i can steal them from target easily. i have the new mini ones

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Like I understand being mad that not enough people talk about how good the story of Nier Automata is but she was clearly intended to be jacked off to

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@Bananaslip27 @snacks_fruity2

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@twinkophrenia I think he was just lazy and didn't wanna finish it

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@DatGuySolid @ArthurOlivetto @TheBlackHokage I don't think he cares because he's, y'know, kind of dead.

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@BNWOfilipinxgng

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I really have to hand it to nihilistgf for larping so hard that JK Rowling got involved.

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I feel like Indiana Jones finally laying hands on the Grail. This is the platonic ideal of a trans activist post. Anime girl avatar✔️ Threatening masked man✔️ Complaint that women are speaking ✔️ Aspirational anarchist✔️ 'TERFs' ✔️ 'I ain't reading all that' ✔️ Bravo, sir. 🏆

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