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Bilal Sattar

@bilalsattar

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Incredible night at Joshua Tree. First time stargazing! 🌌

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@patbev21 JJ's career > Pat Bev's career

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@OkoDre @LakeShowYo he wanted 40... he got 40

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@LegionHoops so that's what he was doing while missing all those games.

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@TheDunkCentral most people react more to drama than facts and education

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I want the Cyber just for the portable hoop 😆

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@LakeShowYo he called himself "Lakers Daddy." they're definitely on his mind 24/7 lol

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@BauerOutage Continue to act in good faith and show that being associated with you is indeed the right thing to do. 👍

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3 months

A friend switched from a Model 3 Performance to a Taycan. He was supposed to meet us for dinner today but needed to stop to charge up. He went to an Electrify America and found a huge line with some stalls not working. He missed dinner.

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@VVDussy @TheNBACentral It seems like this western conference executive or coach or whatever he is doesn't actually watch the games. Someone needs to be fired

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Bilal Sattar

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@Giannis_An34 @GooglePixelFC You got a pixel by choice!? I thought you had the pixel because of the sponsorship haha. Best overall experience for sure.

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@Asensii20 @TheDunkCentral East

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@TheDunkCentral @RTRSPodcast he hypes up every team he's on then shits on them once they get rid of him

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@BRICKW0RLD This is why scapegoating the coach doesn't necessarily solve your issues.

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1 year

@LegionHoops The Lakers removed him and got better. The Clippers added him and they got worse. 🤷‍♂️

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2 months

Did you know you can tap your phone to unlock just like you would with your key card?

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4 months

@TheDunkCentral @PatBevPod the moment Russ left the Lakers last year they instantly became a championship contender and made the WCF. This year... different story but him leaving had a passive positive benefit to the Lakers locker room last year which ultimately led to them making the WCF

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Tesla is getting really good at magnets. The cybertruck visor lock is so satisfying 😎

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5 months

First ride in the cybertruck. This thing feels like a mythical creature... It's extremely clear now that Tesla has been doing this for a long time now. Amazing work! Thank you and huge congrats ⁦ @Maazisrock ⁩

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@BusterScher can't unsee it!

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1 year

@LakersLead We're in the second round... let's not get too ahead of ourselves.

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1 year

@LakeShowYo Best defensive player. 26 blocks in a series 🔥

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5 months

Holy moly guacamole

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2 months

2 dream cars in 1 pic 🥰

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Mini Model S next to it's older sibling 🔥

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@AIDRIVR His hate for Elon is blinding him

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2 months

I attended a family and friends gathering of roughly 85 people. They have a MASSIVE driveway. The driveway area had: - 7 Model Ys - 4 Model 3s - 2 Model Xs - 1 Cybertruck - 8 ICE / Hybrid Vehicles

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9 months

@GuyDealership you know who the big winner of all this will be... $TSLA

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1 year

@UberFacts A lot of them that I know don't buy designer gear or flaunt their riches. They practice stealth wealth.

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5 months

@mcten I'm a die hard laker fan. It's pretty much the same story every year.

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3 months

@patbev21 Likely because you hate on old teams after they get rid of you lol

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2 months

@edgecase411 @elonmusk @Tesla_AI @tezmeeinc This was one of the funniest tests I've been a part of! Thanks for having me!

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Welcome Model Y Performance to the fam 🥰

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2 months

@BlakeHHarris Dirty play by the runner

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I rolled my ankle at my basketball game today and FSD drove me home. I could have done it but it made it way easier and less painful

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1 year

@DrGuru_ @NBA why would they have an agenda on a team that's financially good for the NBA?

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1 year

@SportsCenter And I can type without looking at the keyboard!

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5 months

Wow 😍

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Bilal Sattar

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2 months

I tried a wife test with V12.3.1 and it felt like it was gonna run this light. It was perfect up until this last intersection before our destination. It even made a U-turn right before this. It may have stopped, idk but it failed the wife test today unfortunately 😭

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1 year

@NASA_Westbrook @LegionHoops lmao "working on his craft"

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@SixthManJake but the "refs help the Lakers"

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@andrewjclare still can't believe it every time I plug in. one cable for everything is amazing

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1 year

@LakeShowYo We got Rui for Kendrick "None" lol

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1 year

@tech_instigator WhatsApp is better than both. Don't fight me.

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3 months

Thank you ⁦ @edgecase411 ⁩ for the FSD V12 ride! My mind is blown at how flawlessly it navigated this Costco parking lot. Book an FSD ride with him on Tezmee! Easy and seamless ⁦ @tezmeeinc ⁩

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Bilal Sattar

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9 months

@LegionHoops @verge the streams increase fandom which in turn will increase their revenue from other sources such as buying gear and potentially going to games

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1 year

@757Cam @VVDussy @TheNBACentral All you have to do is watch the Laker games before Westbrook and after Westbrook. It's extremely obvious you didn't try that. Numbers start to become irrelevant when you have a net negative effect on the team.

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Bilal Sattar

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1 year

@UNLV_Dalton @KingJakeVII and I think Dennis likely deserves better than a vet minimum.

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Bilal Sattar

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@thetech_wiz shows one animation. calls it "everything" 😂

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Bilal Sattar

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4 months

@SawyerMerritt I'm obviously all for EVs. I just don't agree with governments deciding how and what products companies make.

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Bilal Sattar

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@KendallCaroline and I'm sure Joe and Sho decided together

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@bilalsattar

1 year

@espn_macmahon @wojespn And now Tim Hardaway Senior is saying stuff about Luka and Kyrie's leadership abilities. The Mavs are a mess

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Bilal Sattar

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2 months

Got 12.3 yesterday and 12.3.1 today. 🥰

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5 months

Model S sound system + FSD = Bliss

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3 months

@niccruzpatane @Tesla @WholeMarsBlog @tesla_na any other car would need 4-5 years of model year updates to get that many features while the existing ones don't get anything.

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Bilal Sattar

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3 months

A proper ceramic coat really makes the water fly off during car washes. Makes it way easier to keep clean.

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2 months

After 3.5 years of having FSD, my wife is finally trying it for the first time! I've Been waiting for this day for a looooong time.

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@TheDunkCentral Scottie has been going off this year

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@yeahmrmetoo1 @patbev21 you're contributing lol

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2 months

Tesla Torrance service center has some amazing customer service!

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Bilal Sattar

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1 year

@LoyalClipperFan @wariswhack @TheNBACentral @joeylinn_ so the clippers were just mentally weakers than the other teams that advanced. that's what you're saying pretty much.

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@BenGeskin I thought that was just me! Super annoying, I hope they are aware of this issue.

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1 year

@DDDGURU And warriors fans keep wondering why they can't get to the line. Draymond can make a layup here but decides to try to kick it out for another 3 lol

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Bilal Sattar

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@mcten @Misslovechook1 hahaha this is an amazing response

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2 months

Cyber in a Cyber. (Waited 2 years to take this pic lol)

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4 months

@Pale_Pete @patbev21 he didn't say otherwise and a championship isn't going to change that.

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1 year

@wariswhack @LoyalClipperFan @TheNBACentral @joeylinn_ and both teams in the game are playing under the same conditions...

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Bilal Sattar

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@2xits2x @Giannis_An34 @GooglePixelFC lmao yeah true that.

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1 year

@TheNBACentral @ColinCowherd @TheHerd The grizzlies win percentage goes up when he doesn't play. What does that say about Ja Morant?

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Bilal Sattar

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@Dame_Lillard 1st round exit to the 8th after multiple poor decisions by the coach is more than warranted. also hed been around for a while and they could use a new voice.

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Bilal Sattar

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2 months

@jeremyjudkins_ Android has a dedicated volume level for alarms 😇

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@SixthManJake Big chunk of the fan base was begging to have him fired the same way they are for Darvin Ham. Sometimes you don't realize what you have until it's gone.

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Bilal Sattar

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3 months

@brandenflasch It's common for posts containing inaccurate or wrong information that gain traction to be community noted regardless of topic.

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2 months

@statmusemlb They also played 2 more games than everyone else haha but I'll take it 🤩

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Bilal Sattar

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3 months

@TheDunkCentral Once he passed away those that hated him actually started loving him. When he was alive those same people had Duncan ahead of him.

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@GarysheffieldJr He should fire him and get a better agent

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@GonsolinRBW Playing a regular season series then going back to exhibition games is definitely jarring.

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Bilal Sattar

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1 year

@highthoughts27 @LegionHoops I know exactly what I'm talking about. Lakers win % improved after he left and the clippers win % decreased when he joined. Facts only. The Lakers did something called addition by subtraction.

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Bilal Sattar

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9 months

@LegionHoops @Cbrickley603 Do you think he had a foot surgery this summer?

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Bilal Sattar

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2 months

Before and after carbon fiber spoiler install.

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9 months

@LegionHoops @verge how about they just make it easy for those who actually want to watch their games instead of blackouts?

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3 months

Is this V12?

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@TheSmokingTire you had one of the worst takes of all time and now rather than admitting and having a new and improved take, you're running away. not surprised at all

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Bilal Sattar

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@TheDunkCentral @TMZ Her and Dave McMenamin are together!?

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Bilal Sattar

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7 months

Spotted en route to Sacramento 👀

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Bilal Sattar

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@Alden_Gonzalez @JeffPassan how is this even a thing? you commit a "crime" and you get to play out your series then serve the punishment!? how is that even a punishment!?

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Bilal Sattar

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@DragTimes and one is a family sedan with tons of space and will go roughly 400 miles while the other is a 2 door that will go 250 miles and cost way more to drive

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Bilal Sattar

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I can't wait for Tesla to open up their own app store. I have soooo many app ideas 😈 What app would you want in your Tesla?

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Bilal Sattar

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1 year

@warriorsworld league messed up? how about your team messed up. they're known to consistently lose road games. nothing new here.

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Bilal Sattar

@bilalsattar

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@JeffPassan @Alden_Gonzalez @pinepaula Ippei socially engineered the bank. Honestly not that hard to do if you know all of Shohei's info.

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Bilal Sattar

@bilalsattar

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@patbev21 @PatBevPod Teams are getting better AND worse... the gap is just bigger

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Bilal Sattar

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1 year

@warriorsworld these type of 3s are the main reason your team doesn't get many freethrows.

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Bilal Sattar

@bilalsattar

2 months

The term "beta" or "supervised" for FSD is just symantecs. Nothing has actually changed in terms of having to pay attention. The obsession with these terms is way overblown You had to supervise it before and you still have to supervise it. Stay attentive everyone!

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Bilal Sattar

@bilalsattar

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@CraigMish @thepivot I mean... you're a pro. You should be responsible and be awake and ready. I'm guessing he didn't get woken up because it wasn't his first offense.

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Bilal Sattar

@bilalsattar

9 months

@alex_avoigt I only charge with premium electricity.

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Bilal Sattar

@bilalsattar

8 months

@spurs @zcollins_33 looks like a death announcement...come on @spurs

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Bilal Sattar

@bilalsattar

5 months

6 months and roughly 10k miles I've spent only $573 to charge. An equivalent gas car at $4/gallon would have cost roughly $2400. I saved ~$1800

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Bilal Sattar

@bilalsattar

3 months

@greggertruck he was hating so hard at the delivery event but he still got one 💀 cyber is one of the best products of our lifetime.

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Bilal Sattar

@bilalsattar

2 months

@jmwilt21 I could literally never use this feature because I often get important calls from numbers that aren't in my contacts. Google's call screen is great.

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Bilal Sattar

@bilalsattar

9 months

@SawyerMerritt That's insane considering Lucid is losing 500k per car sold. Lucid or Lose it? 😅😝

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5 months

@jeremyjudkins_ One of his goals is to bash Tesla.

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