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Goofball | Actress | Short King | Lip Sync Assassin |

New York, NY
Joined March 2009
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Ben Yahr
3 years
Turning off the microwave at :01 so it doesn’t beep
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Me being discovered after one week of quarantine
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3 years
We literally just want healthcare
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First ever space hotel slated to be operational by 2027
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Me: Watches a show called Unsolved Mysteries. Narrator: The case was...never solved. Me:
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RT if you made it through high school without murdering
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The Hill
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Trump Jr. on alleged Kenosha shooter: "We all do stupid things at 17"
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3 years
Millennials listening to Olivia Rodrigo today
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The Republican Party in one image:
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I. Don’t. Care. If. You’re. Christian.
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3 years
Our WHAT now?
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4 years
So which is it? It’s too dangerous to have an election? Or it’s safe enough for small children to be in schools?
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3 years
Elizabeth Olsen: has last name Olsen. Elizabeth Olsen: looks exactly like Marykate and Ashley. Elizabeth Olsen: is their sister. Twitter:
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4 years
*Pandemic ends* Working class people: Can we still have access to healthcare and other basic human rights? The government:
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2 years
Fly you fools
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3 years
Me hiding Rihanna when it’s time to eat the billionaires
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It’s just crazy because Jimmy Pesto would also do this
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‘Bob's Burgers’ actor Jay Johnston, who played Jimmy Pesto, has been arrested and charged for his involvement in the January 6 Capitol attack.
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Okay I moaned
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3 years
“Hey squiddy girl”
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5 years
Required viewing. Protect Billy Porter at all costs.
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4 years
Texting my same three friends each hour
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What if we kissed in front of the immersive Willy Wonka experience poster
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6 months
It’s her
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This AMC women’s room sign is cinched for the gods
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Me after saying the meanest thing I can think of
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5 years
If it’s Warren vs Trump and you say that means you have no choice but to vote for Trump YOURE ⊂_ヽ   \\ A BAD    \( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)     > ⌒ヽ    /   へ\    /  / \\ PERSON    レ ノ   ヽ_つ   / /   / /|  ( (ヽ  | |、\  | 丿 \ ⌒)  | |  ) /
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Fox News after Fox News after a mass shooting after Lil Nas X fucks Satan
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4 years
So the GOP accepts the results of the Senate races... but rejects the results of the presidential race. On the same ballots...
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I love Grimes, I think she’s a really interesting artist
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Omg I figured out how to pronounce X Æ A-12
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“I hope this email finds you well!” How the email found me:
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4 years
She is not attacking her. She is correcting her.
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The Post Millennial
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WATCH: Democrat Senator Mazie Hirono attacks Amy Coney Barrett for using the term "sexual preference"
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Me: I hate Country Beyoncé: I like Country Me:
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3 years
Those of us who got Moderna are like
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2 years
2022 2020, too
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4 years
I’m so proud to be part of the LGBT community. L - Let’s G - Get the B - Bastards who killed Breonna T - Taylor arrested and charged.
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George Santos leaving the capitol:
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4 years
This is the most deranged thing I’ve ever seen. And I’d die for this woman.
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Gaga finding this out
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Lady Gaga has reportedly finished her album.
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3 years
When my landlord asks for the rent in June
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Hollywood:
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TMZ
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Per reports, Will Smith's movie career (both as an actor and producer) appears to be getting put on ice, for now, as studios mull what to make of his ugly Oscars moment.
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Joe Biden cancelling student debt
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3 years
Posting this today for no reason
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3 years
One year ago today she causes a rift in the space time continuum
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4 years
He is EVERY SINGLE ONE OF US
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I absolutely cannot believe the reality I am living in
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3 years
How I look taking the 2000th photo of my dog sleeping
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Me: I’m gonna have a nice calm, anxiety-free day. Me after 4 black coffees:
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A cop in full riot gear getting hit by an empty White Claw
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Felicity Huffman’s daughter getting accepted to college.
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The medical professional giving Trump’s diagnosis:
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Me at work after five minutes of doing the exact job I’m paid to do
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The TL when some HBO series shows dick
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She’s got a point. She’s an icon. She’s a legend. And she is the moment.
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I’m Britney in this scenario
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When I choke on my saliva like a fucking idiot
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I would have fully understood the situation and still gone to her for help so
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‘Law and Order: SVU’ star Mariska Hargitay mistaken for real-life cop by lost child
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Oh so it’s OVER over
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Are those the.... The articles of impeachment? Yeah.
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Listening to Chappell Roan sing about getting eaten out
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The CDC’s advice for not getting monkeypox
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4 years
Britney Spears before the VMAs. With Doc Antle. Goodbye.
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Kamala on her first day presiding over the Senate
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Department of Health response to monkeypox:
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Every couple in Brooklyn
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4 years
Alright f*gs. We are not gonna fuck this up. We’re gonna stream this song like we’ve never heard it before in our lives.
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Lady Gaga
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“STUPID LOVE” THE NEW SINGLE BY LADY GAGA OUT FRIDAY AT MIDNIGHT ET #LG6
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I can’t believe Lizzo carried my self esteem on the AMA’s red carpet
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4 years
The Baudelaire orphans:
@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
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STOP THE COUNT!
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Today we celebrate her
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That is how you write a headline
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@snydenydn
SNYDE (celebrity • entertainment news)
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Justin Timberlake says he feels honored to be considered an ally to the LGBTQ community.
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Send her to The White Lotus
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Hermione would hate JK Rowling.
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Me after my 40th booster in 2050
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I’m genuinely worried what this movie will do to gay people
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I assume this is what God looks like
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We need a leader brave enough to film herself from a low angle. This is a PRESIDENT.
@ewarren
Elizabeth Warren
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On my way to the #DemDebate !
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Me asking for a high five after telling a terrible joke
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. @MorganWallen 's "Last Night" has officially been crowned Billboard’s #1 Song of the Summer 2023.
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The weight limit for the Rush video
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Me walking out of the Senate hearing room
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Me walking into a Senate hearing room
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This is 33 😳
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I am once again thinking about Celine Dion at a Lady Gaga concert.
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Big Bird coming to vaccinate all your damn kids
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Me walking out of every fitting room I’ve ever been in
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Aussie gays are at the club listening to Chromatica, and were inside making our 425th banana bread.
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Are straight people ok
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This is a masterpiece
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Eric Trump: "The LGBT community, they are incredible. And you should see how they come out in full force for my father every single day. I'm part of that community, and we love the man." The LGBT community:
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Trump: you have to re-elect Matt Bevin. People of Kentucky:
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Is he hot? Or was he just responsible during the pandemic?
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Pedro Pascal out here like
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