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LAURA DERN AND TAYLOR SWIFT?

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4 years

Even if Planned Parenthood only performed abortions they’d still deserve funding just so we’re clear on that

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8 years

Good morning everyone especially the person who destroyed Donald Trump's walk of fame star

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7 years

Timezones are weird because it's 2017 in some timezones but still 2016 in the blue and 1943 in the red

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My friend ran over a Stanley this morning by accident .. dare I call it Flat Stanley

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6 years

When iCarly said wake up the members of my nation it’s your time to be she was referring to midterm elections

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Last time I heard Love Story for the first time I was straight life comes at you fast

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best of emily blunt

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Emily Blunt, Margot Robbie and Greta Gerwig at the #AFIAwards today.

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3 years

If Facebook is down how are people going to do research on the vaccine

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2 months

Who the fuck are Peter Cassandra Robin Aimee Sam Sophia Chloe and Marcus who are you people and why are you in my house

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3am version this 2am version that lets do a 6:30-7pm est version next time

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2 years

Elphaba when people started talking about gravity

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If I were a student at NYU I would simply tell my parents they cannot come to my graduation because I need to sell their ticket to some sucker who will pay $900 to fly across the country to say they saw Taylor speak for 3 minutes at the NYU 2022 commencement

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8 months

There are more photos of Taylor and Travis smiling together from the last week alone than from the however many years she was dating Oliver Twist

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7 months

20% off isn’t a Black Friday deal it’s just a regular old Thursday. What happened to sitting outside of Best Buy at 2:30am and jousting to get 75% off a tv

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1 year

Nancy Pelosi in my email inbox be like

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6 years

Every few months I need to rehash the story about how my mom met Angela from The Office at Mohegan Sun and they talked in the bathroom and she asked my mom if she wanted a picture and my mom was like why and she told she was from The Office and my mom asked what office

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I think I’m going to explode if I have to read another thinkpiece from one more stupid person who decides it is ok and actually progressive and smart to say that Taylor’s fanbase is only straight and white and then shut off replies so fans of color don’t get any say in the matter

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4 years

BREAKING: Jason Derulo falls down stairs at the Four Seasons Total Landscaping in Philadelphia

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2 months

Is this fucking play about me

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Some little girl was just selling lemonade on the corner of my street and she asked if I wanted Barbie lemonade or regular 😭

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1 month

people in real life: hey man how’s it going

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1 month

If you order food to your own house whilst working from home I actually think you should be put down like a geriatric dog

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6 years

jean valjean:

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6 years

Good morning everybody, let’s get this bread.

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3 months

People say Chappell Roan is committed to the bit and i'm like I don't think her love and adoration for drag and commitment to the drag community is best described as a bit ijbol

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If you’re not Dylan Thomas and I’m not Patti Smith then who’s flying the plane

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Lately I've been dressing for revenge...........

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5 years

Swifties if you don’t clean your SHIT UP .......

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We are letting history be erased in front of our eyes..

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this is actually insane if you think about it. do you know the last time taylor has been featured on a female artist’s standard album? hint: this is the first time in her 16 year career😭💛

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5 years

Taylor Swift rises from the dead all the time but Jesus does it once and everyone cares because he's a man

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3 years

“I was socially conditioned to hate Taylor Swift” no you were a loser. Say that

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4 years

When I say eat the rich I mean Jeff Bezos and Ellen and not your dad who works at an accounting firm but if you grew up with a furnished basement and/or a kitchen island you’re not NOT on the list you’re just really far down

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3 years

Ok swiftie in my apartment building I guess

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5 years

No cops at Pride just this screenshot

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4 years

No more JK Rowling ❌❌❌❌❌ Society has progressed past the need for JK Rowling ❌❌❌❌❌

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5 years

Does Elizabeth Warren have a plan to get Taylor Swift her masters

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1 year

President Biden

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If you haven't already – text me at (302) 404-0880. Tell me what's front of mind for you and your family this summer.

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4 years

Celebrities publicizing their $50 donations... like Halsey is out here donating $100k and I’m supposed to be impressed and clap like a seal at a circus because Ben Platt and a bunch of his rich friends have a $50 donation chain? My friends who lost their jobs are donating $50

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3 years

When you get a postmate to get your urban outfitters taylor swift merchandise

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2 years

I can’t handle real life people liking Taylor Swift now because I can’t figure out the perfect balance between being like “I’m a huge fan undoubtably bigger than you could ever actually grasp” and “I’ve had a secret online life for 10 years dedicated only to being a swiftie”

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5 years

Taylor urging swifties to bully men is a wet dream I’ve had I’m sure of it

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4 years

Well maybe if Americans were top 0.5% listeners of Dr. Fauci instead

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11 months

108k likes in 6 years on a tweet about an album release vs. a random tweet about august at 1m likes in 12 hours I feel sick to my stomach WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE

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4 years

Remember when Taylor said she didn’t see a therapist like yeah clearly

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4 years

Betty

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5 years

I guess she does

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5 years

Does Elizabeth Warren have a plan to get Taylor Swift her masters

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11 months

The way she wrote $100,000 like it was a $25 giftcard to Applebees I need to throw up

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@evermore13_ @blessedswifty @taylorswift13 saw this in another thread

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I am so sorry to hear this @Harry_Styles but it's so inspiring to see how far you've come since then

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If you met me in the last 3 years aka while Taylor Swift's career was on hiatus you don't truly know me but you're about to find out

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“Peter is Joe” “Aimee is Kim” “Cassandra is Taylor” Zendaya is Meechee

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4 years

Too many tweets about Jonathan Groff’s range and not enough about Phillipa Soo’s I believe in Phillipa Soo supremacy

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4 years

Good morning everyone especially the person who destroyed Donald Trump’s walk of fame star again

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1 year

Gracie requested Clean so I blocked JJ Abrams

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11 months

Waiting for a ticketmaster verified fan email is like being an 18 year old man in good health in 1945 waiting to be drafted

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7 years

Yes, I am sure Taylor Swift googled "what day did Kanye West's mom die" and was like. Yep. That's it. There we go ladies

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4 years

I will always have a part of Naya Rivera with me. She was a long-standing ally who took pride in the work she did that made young lesbians, like me, feel whole and real when we had never seen ourselves depicted in a realistic and fulfilling way. And so many of us needed that

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We’re so back. It’s true. Let’s resell those tickets now for face value

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not trying to be hater but being handed a Grammy by Celine Dion in her very triumphant first public appearance in a long time and barely making eye contact insane

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Matty Healy could never relate to Hits Different because the first words of the song are I washed my hands

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Growing up with Taylor Swift oh my god some of you will never know what that’s like. SORRY!!!!!!!!!!

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Guys do not worry my dear friend is aware of the lead content but out of the kindness of her heart she didn't want anyone else to run over it and puncture a tire but you guys can rest assured she is OK. And if she's not I got a good pun out of it

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We've reached a point in our time on earth where more people will not understand the roots of the very particular design of this shirt than those who do know

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5 years

Not sure how we got to this point but this is how you know it’s bad bad

Tomi Lahren

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5 years

I will be attacked by fellow conservatives for saying this but so be it, this Alabama abortion ban is too restrictive. It doesn’t save life, it simply forces women into more dangerous methods, other states or countries. You don’t encourage life via blanket government mandate!

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THEY 👏🏻 ARE 👏🏻 NOT 👏🏻 EVEN 👏🏻 LETTING 👏🏻 HIM 👏🏻 RUN 👏🏻 HIS 👏🏻 OWN 👏🏻 TWITTER 👏🏻 AND 👏🏻 YOU 👏🏻 WANT 👏🏻 HIM 👏🏻 TO 👏🏻 LEAD 👏🏻 OUR 👏🏻 NATION 👏🏻

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Donald Trump is allegedly not allowed to tweet for himself ahead of Election Day.

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I know some people reacting to this tweet have never met a gay person in real life because they’re telling me there’s no such thing as dressing gay meanwhile my first thought every morning is how will I dress gay today

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@daylightlesbian this is like the perfect advertisement for an owala the far superior brand

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2 years

Omg what happened

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Broadway alum, @SkylarAstin , is heading to Grey Sloan Memorial Hospital!

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Sara Bareilles knew in her heart she could not let Katharine McPhee be Broadways last Jenna Hunterson

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For those who are curious she does not drive a monster truck or a tractor trailer nor was it Optimus prime

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the internet is weird because everyone is all for being a hoe until taylor swift gets a new boyfriend and then it's the salem witch trials

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6 months

The elimination of physical media is dreadful to watch

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6 months

Best Buy is terminating sales of physical DVDs and Blu-ray discs in 2024 — both in-store and online.

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2 years

Now how did we get from the caption to that reply

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Make fun of Cameron Dallas being on Broadway all you want but I finally feel represented in a way I never have before by his portrayal of this character ❤️ Visibility of people with absolutely no talent whatsoever is so near and dear to my own heart

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I’m requesting a 46 page apology from everyone in my life and not in my life for that matter who ever took Kanye’s side in the Taylor Kanye drama in my inbox by 11am tomorrow

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taylor swift in 2006: yer gay taylor swift in 2024: hands in the hair of somebody in darkness named chloe or sam or sophia or marcus

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8 years

LORDE HAS RISEN LADIES

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7 years

At this point I am the real victim for having to read this so many times

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Taylor Swift Needs to Stop Playing the Victim

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I really used to wake up at 5am and rush The Great Comet for $39 and then get my playbill signed by Josh Groban and sell it for $200… I paid that man’s rent and utilities and then he kept me fed in return

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4 years

MY TRIFECTA

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5 years

I am also shocked that it took me this long to get a Taylor Swift tattoo but I was waiting for the right one ☝🏻

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1 year

LONDON BOY SURPRISE SONG IS BACK ON THE TABLE!

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Maybe I didn’t have Heartstopper when I was younger but I did have this

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1 year

You’re foolish if you expected anything less from me

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Nobody is ready for the shirt I got for one of my Eras shows … and nobody will care either but I will and that’s what matters

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I’m sorry Taylor Swift but to be honest I am feeling pretty down and out about the liars and the dirty, dirty cheats of the world right now

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3 years

we used to be a country. a proper country.

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If you didn’t embarrass the fuck out of yourself with your costume at the 1989 tour you belong on the waitlist I’m sorry but I can’t even look at those photos of me

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What does the phrase “sonically cohesive” mean to you. Show me your credentials

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5 years

“Hey swifties” is gender neutral

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#AirCanada is dropping "ladies and gentlemen" from its on-flight greetings

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If Joe Alwyn touched a guitar pic I legitimately think his skin would start sizzling and burn through every layer of skin and tendons and muscle until it started charring the bone

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@viciousslayer1 @CloudsWillSing I sincerely apologize for your lack of ability to laugh at a shitty joke

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He’s literally perfect for her like she was writing Come Back Be Here at this time and he was tweeting stair not even realizing he was using the wrong stare. Not a single worry just a nice day out

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Its such a nice day out..... as I stair from my math class.... smh #mustbenice

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Oh no I fear I’ve discovered something I didn’t want to while looking up why April 29 is significant

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1 year

@sheevasmells Stop

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7 years

If you’ve ever said one (1) mean thing about Taylor Swift please write me a 3 page apology incl a cover page for your error and wrongdoing

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I AM CRYING TAYLOR IS ACTUALLY THE SWEETEST

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Waking up for my 9-5 after my night shift at the taylor swift factory

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@FolkloreIn1989 Okay me when I said that “it’s happening again” on the book at the pop up earlier today was a double entendre but nobody was listening to me

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No it’s true