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@baileymoon96

10 months

ummmm sorry i cant come out tonight. i’m just so small and petite and

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People under 50 kilograms banned from the streets in China due to Typhoon Saola

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10 months

this is the funniest sequence of texts i’ve ever received

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getting ready to play on my phone for 30 minutes after sending one email

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this text exchange from last year lives rent free in my head

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suicide postponed

Film Updates

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8 months

‘PADDINGTON IN PERU’ is coming exclusively to theaters January 17, 2025.

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9 months

boy do i have a tip that will reduce the cost even more

and curl the wig

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9 months

$67 4 proteins & fresh produce included. Y’all can’t grocery shop. And y’all need to stop being lazy and COOK!

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9 months

our father, who art in heaven, baja be thy blast

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@baileymoon96

9 months

what level of alcoholism are you at where you’re complaining about walking two blocks to a liquor store

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9 months

What’s the liquor equivalent of a food desert

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1 year

salted the water before adding the pasta

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9 months

this is what jeremy allen white looks like to me

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10 months

my dad has a bunch of friends over and one of the guys just asked him to pause the game so he could announce his divorce

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9 months

white people love naming their cats some shit like “miso”

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i’m euthanizing your “golden retriever boyfriend”

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the sopranos is unrealistic because no one’s dad actually goes to therapy

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8 months

if i was jerry seinfeld, i never would've broken up with elaine. i would've called her beautiful every day...cherished her

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8 months

she’s the prettiest girl in the world

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An alpaca walks into a restaurant in Hangzhou. No idea why...

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@jffxns what was i supposed to say? “that’s fucking awesome!” ???

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@baileymoon96

1 year

imagine playing howard hamlin, enduring 6 seasons of being tortured by jimmy, and losing out on a nomination to an actor who spoke like 3 sentences every episode

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supporting actor in a drama series category is straight up insane

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10 months

the amount of people quoting this and saying this is them is insane. that’s not something to brag about! you should be on a watch list

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8 months

does anyone insanely toxic wanna do this as couples costume with me?

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@baileymoon96

11 months

i was laid off 2 months ago and i still have not reached this level of unemployment

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11 months

Hello old chum⚡️

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10 months

i just looked at myself naked and honestly i get the hype

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8 months

just slid into the dm’s of someone not knowing the picture they posted was not them, but instead a picture of their dead brother

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she just ate 4 mozz sticks on the floor

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11 months

look how perfectly crispy this pizza roll is

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8 months

i love how my dad texts me every time the celtics score

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@baileymoon96

9 months

well no

Ross Gerber

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9 months

Make no mistake, Jews worldwide are united and stand with Israel. 🇮🇱

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@baileymoon96

10 months

i’m not even trying to be mean…like sorry you’re like this or whatever

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9 months

i love being a woman online

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I remember pouring you a glass at a friend's house in SF after another mutual friend's wedding in 17'. I was decanting another, you didn't want to wait "honey badger drinks when he wants" . I made the clutch move of ordering us pizza at 1am...

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8 months

@MeganBitchell not got all day

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9 months

imagine you get hit by a bus and the last thing you see is sheldon cooper coming towards you at 30 mph

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10 months

sometimes i get scared of how big and perfect my boobs are :(

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11 months

what the fuck does this mean?

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8 months

well yes!

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mom can you pick me up? they’re telling me i’m insensitive to alcoholics now

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@stabtheRUsical that is NOT nicholas hoult

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8 months

i’m odysseus and these are my sirens

Gannon Breslin

@gannonbreslin

8 months

Costco is now offering a 157-piece Le Creuset set for $4,500 that arrives at your home on a PALLET Probably every kitchen item you will ever need. Worth it?

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@baileymoon96

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i love twitter bc only on here i can make a joke about how i couldnt go outside and wake up to like 20 dm requests of people calling me fatphobic

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@baileymoon96

8 months

until my throat bleeds

cinesthetic.

@TheCinesthetic

8 months

Cillian Murphy in Batman Begins (2005)

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john lennon doing that fuckass walk

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@baileymoon96

9 months

anyone affiliated with barstool belongs on a watchlist

Big Cat

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9 months

If Taylor Swift is going to be taking over our Sunday’s I’m going to need to see a sex tape. These are my demands @PardonMyTake

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@baileymoon96

8 months

perhaps that e-girl didn’t follow you because she thinks you’re hot

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@baileymoon96

10 months

this is literally some shit i’d pull

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@baileymoon96

9 months

in college i dated a guy who lied about going to johns hopkins for 5 months. i broke up with him after he admitted he wrote in harambe in 2016. he was so upset that he blocked me on vine. anyways, he’s a cop now.

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@baileymoon96

9 months

can someone send me $4,000?

DiscussingFilm

@DiscussingFilm

9 months

Actors, writers and directors are collaborating on a charity auction with proceeds going towards helping crew members whose healthcare benefits are currently at risk during the strike. (Source: )

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9 months

@jackk_lly real places in philly

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i thought i threw up blood and started to call 911 but i’m so high i forgot i ate half a bag of flaming hot cheetos and threw up because i ate half a bag of flaming hot cheetos

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@baileymoon96

8 months

dc reigns supreme with their subway ads

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9 months

when i got eiffel towered by cillian murphy and jeremy strong

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What’s your favorite interaction you’ve had with a celebrity?

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10 months

context: he the biggest fuck boy in all of new york city so there’s no way he remembered sending any of the previous messages. he literally just has a rotation of girls he does this to

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@baileymoon96

9 months

i met alec baldwin today and i cant get over how FUCKING AWFUL he looks lmao

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i accepted a dm request from someone i thought was a hot but it turns out their avi was just a really good picture of charlie from it’s always sunny

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@baileymoon96

9 months

whoever runs this account needs to be studied in a lab

The Oval Pawffice® 🇺🇸 DOTUS Fans

@TheOvalPawffice

9 months

🐾 I am a furry good boy, just like my brother Major. Ask Willow! That’s all, that’s the whole woof. Now nom noms, please. Awoooooof! - Commander #DOTUS

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@baileymoon96

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- small and scared

Men's Health Mag

@MensHealthMag

8 months

My Penis Is Tiny, and I Can't Last More Than 10 Seconds

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@baileymoon96

8 months

bro got a couple of handies from her like 12 years ago and still makes it his whole personality

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8 months

Taylor Lautner at a ‘ERAS TOUR’ screening.

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@baileymoon96

8 months

@bocxtop i’m still paying for my membership in a city i don’t even live in anymore because they won’t let me cancel it lol

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@baileymoon96

9 months

watching your football team lose all by yourself handsome?

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1 year

can’t relate

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1 year

what if i hurt myself

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6 months

was gonna tweet this on my other account but my crush follows me there

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10 months

@Bratt_world LMAOOO the sad emoji is killing me

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8 months

i’d like to watch a documentary about you being sent to a supermax prison

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Travis holding her purse vs joe stealing the booth finally taylor is the only girl in the relationship with a man

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9 months

the sexual tension between me and a toaster in the bathtub

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i’m a weeaboo for irish people

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you should be on a watchlist

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9 months

This contract is every daughter's father's dream. 😂

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1 year

ugh my room is SO messy :////

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8 months

one time i followed a guy on here and the next day he tweeted that he followed back a big account bc the poster was hot and he regretted it bc their posts sucked

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my dad, 56 years old, can never remember the term “clickbait,” so whenever he tells us a story about clicking on one of those articles he says “i was fish earlier”

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11 months

my thirst trap is 100% more important than your engagement pictures

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10 months

drilling a hole in cillian murphy’s ballsack so i can shotgun his cum like a beer

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8 months

ready for my grandma’s funeral

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10 months

if i was a virgin, i’d let cillian murphy destroy my oppenhymen

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11 months

i’m crying bc i made this meme

どろしー🔕

@Dorothy35091534

11 months

@Jokic05bella @59Ij9 @BarbieMovie_jp What do you think of this image? What you are doing is the same as this. shame on you.

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10 months

@zachsilberberg the way you know who it is without me even saying anything

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@KELVlN_FILTER if it’s to be said, then so it is.

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asking my friends to watch joker with me because my ex is engaged to the girl he cheated on me with

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@jessycachazo can they even type lmao

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9 months

i had to get tested for every std because of them, so

zach silberberg

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9 months

what’s an interaction you had with a celebrity that was fucked up and evil

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no there aren’t dumbass

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giving him body dysmorphia

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@theLordeEnjoyer of course not

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justice for howard hamlin

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jimmy fallon reading this and laughing and slapping the table so hard that he fucking dies

Rolling Stone

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EXCLUSIVE: Sixteen current and former staffers say Jimmy Fallon’s erratic behavior spoiled their “dream” of working on The Tonight Show. “You never knew which Jimmy we were going to get and when he was going to throw a hissy fit.”

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my new brand

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i need someone to fall in love with me so we can get a nice 1 bed/ bath in the city and have a nice apartment without either of us going broke

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my ex texted me to tell me he had to walk out of dumb money because it reminded him of when he lost 15k in crypto and he felt triggered

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@BryniMakiko good thing bars stay open until like 2 am

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whenever i feel bad about myself, i remember my ex cheated on me with someone whose favorite band is maroon 5

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one time a girl dm'd me asking me who the actress in my pfp was and that was the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me

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@nickyCnickyDo that was kramer you fool

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may god k*** the next person who puts that fuckass picture or kevin james on my TL

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i’m sorry but he’s so funny

Pop Base

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Donald Trump weighs in on Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s relationship in new interview with The Daily Caller: “I wish the best for both of them. I hope they enjoy their life, maybe together, maybe not — most likely not.”