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Avraham Eisenberg

@avi_eisen

2 years

How our team makes millions in crypto risk-free

How our team makes millions in crypto risk-free

Exploiting crypto markets for fun and profit

deepfivalue.substack.com

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Avraham Eisenberg

@avi_eisen

2 years

The other day I deployed a shitcoin called Mango Inu and did absolutely no promotion. It got over 250k invested/gambled in like a half hour. We're still so far away from the bottom. (to be clear if you buy this you will definitely lose all your money)

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Avraham Eisenberg

@avi_eisen

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if you're 25-30 and your main circle isn't talking about Market making illiquid shitcoins Insider trading Wash trading nfts Shorting ponzis It's time to get yourself a new circle

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Avraham Eisenberg

@avi_eisen

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I DO NOT ALLOW @elonmusk or any other Elon related person to use my photos, information, messages or tweets, both in the past and in the future.

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Avraham Eisenberg

@avi_eisen

2 years

Statement on recent events: I was involved with a team that operated a highly profitable trading strategy last week.

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Avraham Eisenberg

@avi_eisen

1 year

Couple more liquidations then up only

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Avraham Eisenberg

@avi_eisen

2 years

So guys are there lending protocols on Aptos

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Avraham Eisenberg

@avi_eisen

2 years

I've been advised aave is perfectly safe so here's the potential trading strategy. Not financial or legal advice, but if you do make 9 figures on this feel free to send a tip Note that starting with more initial capital increases success odds and profit percentage

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Avraham Eisenberg

@avi_eisen

1 year

Some reading material this holiday season: 1. Moral Heuristics and the Ends/Means Distinction by Barbara Fried 2. Domestic Partner Benefits: A Case Study by Barbara Fried 3. Facing Up To Risk by Barbara Fried 4. Against Empathy by Barbara Fried 5. Beyond Blame by Barbara Fried

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Avraham Eisenberg

@avi_eisen

1 year

If you bought Bitcoin at 69k and held your own keys, you'd be down 75%, while if you bought USDC and gave it to Voyager you could sell your claim now and be down only 60% (less, because you'd also get interest). Lesson: never self custody. Not your keys, not your problem.

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Avraham Eisenberg

@avi_eisen

1 year

Are my followers in the 6%

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Avraham Eisenberg

@avi_eisen

2 years

Where were you during the epic Asians vs Jews 5d chess war of the decade of November 2022

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Avraham Eisenberg

@avi_eisen

2 years

If you work hard and study you too can create deploy and rugpull a basic BNB shitcoin

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Avraham Eisenberg

@avi_eisen

1 year

You wake up. It was all a dream. Caroline found $8B in a properly labelled fiat account and took FTT private at $22. Genesis just raised their USDC rates to 12%. Weth is still pegged. Sam closes on the voyager deal at the picobottom then everyone max bids. Life is good.

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Avraham Eisenberg

@avi_eisen

1 year

Shooting my shot

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Avraham Eisenberg

@avi_eisen

2 years

time to do a lil insider tradoooooring

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Avraham Eisenberg

@avi_eisen

2 years

@sheikhswampert @spreekaway @inversebrah What are you gonna do, arrest me?

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Avraham Eisenberg

@avi_eisen

2 years

CZ gonna lose like 200m in slippage from selling it all in two days and will get billions in marketing from Alabama liquidations, highly profitable trade indeed

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Avraham Eisenberg

@avi_eisen

1 year

>they still think we're getting another cycle

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Avraham Eisenberg

@avi_eisen

2 years

Hypothetically, someone demonstrates a profitable trading strategy on Aave V2 in Minecraft chain. They show how you can turn $100M into $200M, and possibly into $500M. How much should Aave pay them?

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Avraham Eisenberg

@avi_eisen

1 year

It's kind of amazing that most of the big exchanges were able to release cryptographic proof of reserves in like two weeks, actually pretty bullish for the space

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Avraham Eisenberg

@avi_eisen

2 years

Serious mode, should I go buy a small exchange and run it, I think I could do better tweets than SBF and also not lose embarrassing amounts of money while bragging about how good our risk engine is Any of the smaller exchanges looking to exit?

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Avraham Eisenberg

@avi_eisen

2 years

someone DMed me asking for the code, I used to create it, honestly gud project

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Avraham Eisenberg

@avi_eisen

1 year

hear me out

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Avraham Eisenberg

@avi_eisen

1 year

First off, we did indeed move all the tokens and swap into eth and DAI

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Avraham Eisenberg

@avi_eisen

2 years

As a result of this agreement, once the Mango team finishes processing, all users will be able to access their deposits in full with no loss of funds.

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Avraham Eisenberg

@avi_eisen

2 years

@nope_its_lily "It is not illegal to be smarter than your counterparties in a swap transaction, nor is it improper to understand a financial product better than the people who invented that product." - based federal judge Richard Sullivan Not legal advice

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Avraham Eisenberg

@avi_eisen

2 years

WTB FTX accounts with Bahamas KYC, DMs open

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Avraham Eisenberg

@avi_eisen

1 year

Still pretty wild that Alex Mashinsky hasn't been arrested yet when he ran a Ponzi that was billions in the hole and marketed directly to US retail

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Avraham Eisenberg

@avi_eisen

1 year

Who wanna make $199

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Avraham Eisenberg

@avi_eisen

2 years

Simple way to make lending protocols more robust: Store a rolling 24 hour historical oracle price. For liquidations, use the current price, but for opening new positions it has to be valid under both the current and old price.

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Avraham Eisenberg

@avi_eisen

1 year

Taking the day off to spend time with family, hope y'all behave yourselves

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Avraham Eisenberg

@avi_eisen

2 years

Really dodged a bullet there huh

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Avraham Eisenberg

@avi_eisen

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"don't let the institutions steal your jpegs" is still the funniest joke of last cycle

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Avraham Eisenberg

@avi_eisen

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Preview of December headlines: Binance Wins Auction for FTX Chapter 11 Assets Binance Pulls Out of FTX Deal After Regulatory Scrutiny CZ Denies Rumors of Binance Insolvency Binance Halts Withdrawals, Citing FUD Tether Signs LOI To Acquire Binance Binance Files Chapter 11

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Avraham Eisenberg

@avi_eisen

1 year

Exploring a bunch of stonks with mcap significantly below liquid assets. Should I buy a bunch of some of them and take over a couple companies? Looks fun. Might put together a blog post about the most interesting targets.

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Avraham Eisenberg

@avi_eisen

2 years

If I were CZ right now I'd be buying lots of FTT at $20 and then call up Alabama tomorrow and hit the $22 bid I'm available for consulting if you want more fire tips like "maybe don't baghold an obvious scam like Luna from 1.6B to 0" @cz_binance

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Avraham Eisenberg

@avi_eisen

2 years

Saw this highly profitable trading strategy on vacation and had to share it with everyone

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Avraham Eisenberg

@avi_eisen

2 years

Ok I've deployed all my content and will now be rugpulling my timeline (aka taking a break from Twitter)

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Avraham Eisenberg

@avi_eisen

2 years

Btw another group has confirmed my aave analysis

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Avraham Eisenberg

@avi_eisen

2 years

(sadly the bots frontran the liq pull and I forgot to use flashbots so I only made like 100k instead of 250k for a half hour of work)

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Avraham Eisenberg

@avi_eisen

1 year

Remember when @0xHamz called Waves the biggest ponzi in crypto because they stole $500M+? Turns out he was wrong and they were only like the 8th biggest Behind Luna, FTX, 3AC, Genesis, Celsius, Voyager, and BlockFi

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Avraham Eisenberg

@avi_eisen

1 year

You're laughing. People are getting rekt holding unbacked WETH and you're laughing.

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Avraham Eisenberg

@avi_eisen

2 years

milady gang endorsing piracy in the DMs, incredibly based tbh

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Avraham Eisenberg

@avi_eisen

1 year

few

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Avraham Eisenberg

@avi_eisen

2 years

I believe all of our actions were legal open market actions, using the protocol as designed, even if the development team did not fully anticipate all the consequences of setting parameters the way they are.

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Avraham Eisenberg

@avi_eisen

1 year

can anyone explain why all the big exchanges will give you lower fees if you keep large amounts of assets on exchange much solvent, confidence inspiring, wow (binance, okx, gate, kucoin respectively)

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Avraham Eisenberg

@avi_eisen

1 year

idly wondering if any other teams made a token and then borrowed against a 9 figure position

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Avraham Eisenberg

@avi_eisen

2 years

Congrats everyone you sure did it, there's no way they'll regulate crypto now, great job

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Avraham Eisenberg

@avi_eisen

1 year

>be me >make a shitpost subtly advocating murder >everyone plays along, much engagement wow >make a post suggesting it's not a law of the universe that computer coin numba go up forever >get viciously attached

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Avraham Eisenberg

@avi_eisen

1 year

Never do crimes with the daughter of a game theorist

Avraham Eisenberg

@avi_eisen

1 year

8. Are Some Mutual Fund Managers Better than Others? Cross‐Sectional Patterns in Behavior and Performance by Glenn Ellison 9. Cooperation in the Prisoner's Dilemma with Anonymous Random Matching by Glenn Ellison

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@avi_eisen

2 years

Putin about to run a highly profitable trading strategy

CoinDesk

@CoinDesk

2 years

Crypto predictions site @PolymarketHQ is accepting bets on whether Russia will use a nuclear weapon by 2023 amid the ongoing war in Ukraine. Currently, if you bet $1 on “Yes” and Russia uses nukes, you’d win $17. By @NelWang

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Avraham Eisenberg

@avi_eisen

2 years

Friendly reminder that Alameda recently took out a $16.5M loan from Aave with absolutely no intention of repaying on ETHW. ETHW Aave LPs are completely rekt. According to @SBF_FTX 's proposal, they shouldn't be allowed to keep *any* profits until users are made whole. Wen?

Lookonchain

@lookonchain

2 years

Alameda received 20M $USDC from FTX exchange and deposited into AAVE to borrow 10,000 $ETH ($16.5M) out. Is Alameda waiting for the ETH airdrop? #alameda #EthereumMerge #ethw

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Avraham Eisenberg

@avi_eisen

2 years

update: bigblackpenis.eth has purchased some Mango Inus

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Avraham Eisenberg

@avi_eisen

1 year

Remember when Vitalik didn't like someone's Ethereum transactions so he convinced a majority of miners to hardfork to prevent anyone with interacting with their address, good times

vitalik.eth

@VitalikButerin

1 year

This is really bad imo

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Avraham Eisenberg

@avi_eisen

2 years

On the plus side I hear FTX volumes were very high this week so the weekly FTT burn should be nice

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Avraham Eisenberg

@avi_eisen

2 years

This is similar to how auto deleveraging works on exchanges such as Binance and Bitmex, clawing back some profits from profitable traders in order to ensure all users funds are protected.

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Avraham Eisenberg

@avi_eisen

2 years

To remedy the situation, I helped negotiate a settlement agreement with the insurance fund with the goal of making all users whole as soon as possible as well as recapitalizing the exchange.

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Avraham Eisenberg

@avi_eisen

2 years

Unfortunately, the exchange this took place on, Mango Markets, became insolvent as a result, with the insurance fund being insufficient to cover all liquidations. This led to other users being unable to access their funds.

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Avraham Eisenberg

@avi_eisen

1 year

Twitter view counts are ruthless lol

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Avraham Eisenberg

@avi_eisen

1 year

One of my pet peeves is people complaining about being "hunted", aka the market realizing they were deeply leveraged and therefore overvalued. All of their positions are likely even lower now, they just bet wrong (with 3.5B of other people's money.)

Kyle 🐂

@KyleLDavies

1 year

@ledgerstatus I’m a trader running the most successful fund in crypto. My job is to take risk and invest. If 2 top 10 coins go to zero, rest down 80%+, and one of our largest exchanges uses our own funds leaking our positions to liquidate the final leg, it is going to be hard to stay afloat.

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@avi_eisen

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14. The New Market in Corporate Tax Shelters by Joseph Bankman 15. An Academic’s View of the Tax Shelter Battle by Joseph Bankman 16. Cash Businesses and Tax Evasion by Joseph Bankman

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@avi_eisen

2 years

aahhhhhh im captuuuuuring convexiiiiity

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Avraham Eisenberg

@avi_eisen

2 years

Some updates - Bahamas withdrawals appear to be paused as of several hours ago - I'm interested in buying ftx funds, if you reached out before please do so again with size. My current bid is 15c, minimum 1M.

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Avraham Eisenberg

@avi_eisen

2 years

Salaries $100 Effective altruisms $300 Loans to affiliated entities against FTT $10,000,000,000 Rent $500 Can someone who is good at the economy help me my exchange is dying

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@avi_eisen

1 year

10. Should Foundations Give Now or Later? There Is No Right Answer by Joseph Bankman 11. The Tax Shelter Problem by Joseph Bankman 12. Modeling the Tax Shelter World by Joseph Bankman 13. Substitutes For Insider Trading by Joseph Bankman

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@avi_eisen

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@brian_armstrong @twobitidiot Gm ser why are your bonds trading at 50c on the dollar

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@avi_eisen

2 years

NOT ADVICE, OF ANY KIND, IN ANY WAY I WAS NOT VERY CAREFUL WITH MY WORDS HERE, AND DO NOT MEAN ANY OF THEM IN A TECHNICAL OR LEGAL SENSE; I MAY WELL HAVE NOT DESCRIBED THINGS RIGHT though I'm trying to be transparent. I'M NOT A GOOD DEV AND PROBABLY MISDESCRIBED SOMETHING.

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@avi_eisen

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@zerohedge @cmsholdings Someone should tell JPM about Luna, Solend, Waves, etc

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@avi_eisen

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"Ahhh im self custodyiiiiiiing" - Maxis who are down 75%

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@avi_eisen

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6. Is as Ought: The Case of Contracts by Barbara Fried 7. What’s Morality Got to Do With It? by Barbara Fried 8. The Limits of a Nonconsequentialist Approach to Torts by Barbara Fried 9. The Limits of Personal Responsibility by Barbara Fried

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@avi_eisen

1 year

people in glass houses and all that

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@avi_eisen

1 year

This might be the most important investing article I've ever read. Make sure to read the comments too.

Facebook is not worth $33,000,000,000

Facebook is an amazing success as a social network. Anyone who can get 500 million people to connect, share photos, and click on little cows in Farmville deserves major kudos. But the bullshit...

signalvnoise.com

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@avi_eisen

1 year

usdc and busd are lowkey goated when proof of sufficient reserves is the vibe

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Avraham Eisenberg

@avi_eisen

2 years

Unrelated, anyone have 250M+ and looking to hire prop defi traders, my DMs are open

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Avraham Eisenberg

@avi_eisen

1 year

*sigh* fine let's start the bidding, I'm 80c bid on no binance insolvency in the next month, any takers

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@avi_eisen

2 years

nothing like regular amphetamine use to make you appreciate how dumb a lot of normal, non-medicated human experience is

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@avi_eisen

1 year

"Alameda shorted the top" look if they were that smart they would be solvent and not in prison

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@avi_eisen

1 year

I would simply not borrow billions of dollars to degen lever long obvious ponzis but I suppose that's why I wasn't running the most successful fund in crypto

Kyle 🐂

@KyleLDavies

1 year

@ledgerstatus I’m a trader running the most successful fund in crypto. My job is to take risk and invest. If 2 top 10 coins go to zero, rest down 80%+, and one of our largest exchanges uses our own funds leaking our positions to liquidate the final leg, it is going to be hard to stay afloat.

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@avi_eisen

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In retrospect we should have seen the red flags

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@avi_eisen

1 year

NOT ADVICE, OF ANY KIND, IN ANY WAY I WAS NOT VERY CAREFUL WITH MY WORDS HERE, AND DO NOT MEAN ANY OF THEM IN A TECHNICAL OR LEGAL SENSE; I MAY WELL HAVE NOT DESCRIBED THINGS RIGHT though I'm trying to be transparent. I'M NOT A GOOD DEV AND PROBABLY MISDESCRIBED SOMETHING.

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@avi_eisen

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The big brain gymnastics to think that half of crypto being a giant ponzi filled with crime akshually pushed the price down are incredible. People straight up stole tens of billions in retail cash and used to buy crypto. That absolutely led prices to be higher than otherwise.

Avraham Eisenberg

@avi_eisen

1 year

@0xMogluc @Nakamotolisk @IT_AIRmass Both wrong - all the big lenders attracted lots of stables. Luna straight up bought 3B in BTC, plus the wealth effect of people owning UST which should have been marked to 0 led to the majors pumping higher which is why they crashed when Luna fell

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Avraham Eisenberg

@avi_eisen

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Serious question, how many of you have brokerage accounts with funds to actually do anything I feel like there's a bunch of people happy to ape millions into shitcoins that don't even know how to buy stonks Maybe I should just start avidao for this?

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@avi_eisen

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@amberXBT talked to someone who would deploy coins, add liq, and rug right after the bots bought, was a good low capacity strat last year when the bots bought anything that moved

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@avi_eisen

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The discord currently making a market on what letter Sam will tweet next

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Avraham Eisenberg

@avi_eisen

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@alexeyguzey "black and white 2d wire drawing of a bicycle"

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@avi_eisen

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Looks like the oracle used spot price and a flashloan moved price on the curve LP, enabling borrowing the max at a higher valuation. Basic stuff, surprised anyone even bothered for 200k tbh, real bera vibes

PeckShield Inc.

@peckshield

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Hi, @QiDaoProtocol , you may want to take a look:

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@avi_eisen

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Looks like the SEC saved Coinbase users here. Imagine how much worse contagion would be if Coinbase was lending out billions of users funds, given the, um, median performance of the crypto lending industry this year.

The Wolf Of All Streets

@scottmelker

1 year

Coinbase approached the SEC about offering a 4% yield product. They received no clarity. Instead they received the threat of litigation. Meanwhile, Celsius, Voyager and BlockFi were allowed to offer 10%+ interest products while gambling with user funds. Good job, Gary.

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@avi_eisen

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1) What

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@avi_eisen

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Seeing some wild probabilities on the timeline for FTX insolvency, anyone want to give me size? Proposed terms - FTX has suspended withdrawals for more than a 7 day period by end of 2022. I'll bet unlimited size at 80% on No; propose better odds, subject to escrow depending who

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@avi_eisen

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@Nakamotolisk how much size would you bet and at what odds?

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@avi_eisen

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We're reaching cope levels that shouldn't even be possible

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@gametheorizing

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You glance at the top rankings: ** 1. Terra UST Price : $1.00 Market Cap: $3802.24 Billion **2. Luna LUNA Price :$2385.24 Market Cap: $1992.44 Billion **3. Bitcoin BTC Price: $69,420.00 Market Cap: 1292.39 Billion

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@avi_eisen

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excited to preorder my Solana phone

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@avi_eisen

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On Coindesk TV today, @sasha35625 argued that despite USDN being way "underbacked" by Waves, unspecified changes to the "algo" will ensure it won't go the same way as Luna. Is his size size? Let's see if he'll take a 10M even money bet. cc @cobie @AlgodTrading @GiganticRebirth

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@avi_eisen

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OKX has been down for 3 hours, cool cool cool cool cool

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@okx

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There is currently an intermittent connection error with our cloud provider which is affecting the user experience. Our dev team is resolving it with them. Funds are safe. Sorry for any inconvenience caused. 🙏

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@avi_eisen

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As the saying goes, Crypto Twitter has predicted 8 of the last 3 bank runs

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@avi_eisen

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. @elonmusk I hear you're a fan of dogecoin and bailing out large tech companies that are losing billions, have I got the deal for you

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@avi_eisen

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This statement I inform $TWTR that it is strictly prohibited to disclose, copy, distribute or take any other action against me based on this account and / or its contents. This account content is private and confidential information.

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@avi_eisen

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I caught several of the other scams this year (Luna, Waves, various insurance protocols etc) but will admit the FTX stuff caught me by surprise. I'll always call it how I see it, though. I'll continue to call out scams, I don't care about protecting dealflow.

Gwart

@GwartyGwart

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Somehow the most surprising thing to me *still* is the number of big brain thinkers and influencers who are now coming out and thinking that saying “knew it” makes them look good. I want someone to say “ya it was a massive scam but we were afraid our deal flow may take a hit.”

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Guy who sells all his Bitcoin because the ECB told him to

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