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@astro_landia

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Astro bae 💫 plant lover🪴 Colombiana 🇨🇴

Between the 9th and 12th house
Joined January 2021
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💨 💨 💨 pisces season 🔥
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@shaTIRED Not the cat walking behind her 🤣🤣
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@streetmediatv That’s how they scan the pool for people in distress..
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@ask_aubry It would be different if they depleted all their options and her breast milk was the only possible way, but they have 2-3 things they can try before asking for her help. Pumping is so time consuming, on top of having to feed a new baby and care for them. Nope nope they’re wrong
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@elPervoGod @xmiyahh 12th grade?? 17-18 years? That’s crazy
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@realbbymula I will not be an essential employee this time around
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@_32seven Been thick since middle school
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@enyaville @legallyines Because we use apple and don’t care about the other phones?
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@mal3vol3nc3a It was a weed party! I was highhh all night lol
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@Oshhh_007 This is also happening in Colombia. Making everything more expensive for the natives.
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@_HippieXVibez_ @jasminericegirl You’re only 23 and the past few years have been spent staying 6 feet away from ppl/locked down…. In 35 and it’s definitely common
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@soulmuva And then you trust someone enough to ask for help, because they insisted on helping, and then they throw it in your face that they helped you. So now you go back into hyper-independence mode. It’s an awful feeling.
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@jiggyjayy2 💯 I’m not black or white lol but I’m just getting finer with age. How ugly to think you stop being attractive after a certain age. They just want to live in misery.
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@SadiqoJN I’m definitely getting paid while I apply for another job 😂
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@lettersfromjuno My son use to get so many ear infections. He had to get his annoids shaved, and tubes put in his ears. When he got a regular cold the fluid wouldn’t drain because his tubes were so tiny and straight. As he got older he stopped getting them and his tubes fell out on their own.
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@NICKV274807115 Loser comment.
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@WrittenByHanna We don’t even know these people to be choosing sides. They’re rich and worried about highschool drama? 🥴🥴
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@stillnotziora Likeeee 2 Is a lot already
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@fentymafiosa @ThePopTingz Shakira speaks 7 languages. I’m sure her kids speak mor than just English.
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@iconicbellagoth @jiggyjayy2 I can’t even go a whole week without my scalp psoriasis going crazy
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@queend236 I say this all the time. After knowing what we know how do young people pick up cigarettes? That’s Crazy
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@LorayaMarie Baby doesn’t even know she wears Pants. That poor baby.
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@rila_gf @mal3vol3nc3a Good thing I have zero clue who you are. Goodnight ☺️
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@jay_bizzz @jesuissamii Are you going to tell us the story?
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@BeccaAshmon @jiggyjayy2 I wasn’t in anyones business or trying to be rude about anything. I was agreeing with the OP that black people don’t age, and also making a comment that it’s sad ppl don’t think they’re attractive after a certain age. There was no animosity towards anyone 🤷🏻‍♀️
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@shawtyastrology Moon in Gemini. And I stay up late and wake up early. I can be both lol
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@_slimarella_ Damn I just learned a lot from these comments 😂😂😂
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@DAQUANDSG Lmaoooo I say this about men 🤝🏻
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@FoxSpiritBooks @ask_aubry Yeah the baby is also older, and the breastmilk she produces is literally perfected for her baby, their newborn needs the more fatty and the colostrum that new moms usually have for their newborn. As the baby grows the milk changes to meet that babies needs.
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@theegirlosa Weed gives you lung cancer?
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@kemimarie You know someone's got real love for you when they not only get you but also consider your feelings in everything they do.
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@MissSassbox He’s fine and looks like a different man at every stage. Majestic for sure.
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@iamaryja When those rose colored glasses come off and they start looking ugly
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@tiannelisex I was a stay at home mom for 7 years. I love love love that I got to spend 7 full years with my daughter, and 2 with my son. But i will NEVER depend on a man to 100% support me ever again in my life. I’ve been divorced 9 years and although it’s been fucking hard leaving that man
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@willnotclap Taylor swift is not the first artist to make her fans cry out of excitement….
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@dashofkitty I was 2 kids deep and 8 years in. Now I’ve been divorced almost 10 years. Don’t regret leaving.
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@mommiana5 Wait does she have to buy shoes a bigger size?
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@signifoliage @buggirl Washing a water bottle takes less than 5 minutes?
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@jiggyjayy2 I’ve never met one unfortunately
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@f0lake @valentinavoight Be a damn tomboy 🤷🏻‍♀️
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@Lah_Hoodrich I was diagnosed when I was 5, but my parents never wanted to put me on medication. The lifelong school struggle i had smh.
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@kemimarie It’s okay to be still, to take time for yourself, to love and nurture yourself. Being alone doesn’t mean loneliness.
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@LeroyMabuser @Tyla_Inaani She never said it was a good thing, and she is not encouraging anything. What She is doing is just being open minded and letting people live the way they want to live.
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@kemimarie 6° Pisces sun. I’m liking the discipline I’m trying to achieve
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@TurnerCasanova @Alienwoo3 @MrSAAerobics @jaytcoza That ‘lil ball’ is the uterus 🥴 do you know how’s woman’s menstrual cycle works and affects the body every day?
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@adoseofmars I am not doing that unstable ass math. We met 2018? It’s been 5 years boo
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@MimaMilano Everything I know about these 2 is against my will smh.
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@shaTIRED Im from Colombia and this has always been the custom lol. Applause for not dying, applause for the pilots. Applause for arriving at our destination.
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Nothing more Taurus rising than being comfy in my savage onesie ☺️☺️☺️ 💨💨
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@BookLoverMary @elPervoGod @xmiyahh That’s so disturbing 😑
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@xmiyahh I would be crying everyday. These kids are savages. I could never.
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@iamnovibrown Actually astrology helped me give myself grace and no be so hard on myself
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@SydDivineTarot 12H and Pisces.
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@planetmari_ 12th Venus. chart ruler in the 12th
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@DRACULAURlTA Post office creates marriages.
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Weed Twitter got a hold of me now 💨😝
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@HoodHealer I don’t think you can forget things, it’s not realistic. It’s a matter of you choosing how you want to react to the things you can’t forget. That’s really what forgiveness is. Choosing to move past an unforgettable situation. It’s a choice.
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@MILF__CLUB she has 11k followers? and she worried about her mans followers? lol
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@DJJHEAT973 It was at an event. It was made by @Blazy_Susan
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@hellotefi I immigrated from Colombia when I was a kid. 13 years ago my parents were deported. I became a US citizen to bring them back and they just arrived last month🥹🥹🥹❤️ the bliss and peace i feel having my family together again will last for the rest of my life.
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@kiki222777111 @brujabitchh Ehhhh not libras 😅🫣
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@MrSAAerobics @jaytcoza You look short. What’s stopping you from growing a few inches??
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@Blazy_Susan is unmatched 🔥🔥🔥
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@IvyKungu One time a guy pulled out a gag ball in the middle of it and tried to put it on me. It was our 2nd time having sex. I was mortified and told him the next day we weren’t compatible. Like hellooooo do you even know if I like that??
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@lavenderpain13 It’s so strange!!!! Then nfl posted her on their feed 2x yesterday.
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@_TikiPalmTrees An ex is a real life experience we’ve had, there is nothing wrong talking about your past. Ex’s are included in your past.
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@themutantsclub It wasn’t an edible cake 😅😅
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@mike27356894 @InternetH0F I am always kind, but not always nice..
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@heyjoydoe That’s 11.25 and hour 😂😂😂 let me continue my wayyyy better paying job
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@denzelmckenzie4 @_HippieXVibez_ @jasminericegirl Just because you don’t do it doesn’t mean it doesn’t happen and doesn’t mean we’re slandering guys. Thank you for being respectful of other peoples bodies and boundaries wish every single man would do the same.
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@BuenoForMiami @stillgray What if they’ve been together since teenagers? You meet at 18, after 8 years you’re only 26.
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Can Astro Twitter argue about the 12H next?? I’m trying to see something.
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@WeedPorns Same 💨💨💨
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Weed Twitter got a hold of me now 💨😝
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@niccoyat 🤣🤣🤣 hilariously true. Yuck tho
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@faiththegemini Learn from your actions, learn from your mistakes, learn from your triumphs. We’re always learning and evolving if you’re not then what what are you doing?..
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@adoseofmars Yes! I fight for my daughter to be able to express herself however she wants. Her dad miserable and very judgmental. She’s a Gemini rising and Leo stellium. She’s been in theater since she was 7 and is now almost 16, she’s so cool love my girl.
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@TvkeOfff 35 😝😝😝
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🌝🌚 👖💭 #pisces
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@kemimarie Absolutely zero interest in hosting anything lmao 🤣🤣
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@yassnito @alonaonline Everyone dressed up as Barbie for the movie lol.
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Smoking accesories 🔥💨
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@DrianneBelleza This was so hard to watch. He deserves to be in jail
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@aliyahInterlude Aquarius or Capricorn
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@ShilohReads Mars in Capricorn, I’m a it is what it is person but if they keep trying me you’re gonna find out wtf is up.
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@prettiiimya I back in anywhere and I can parallel park too. I taught my friends lol.
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@DOLLDILAH She’s so pretty! 😍😍
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@salopefromvenus @queend236 I was including anything nicotine, they’re all bad and gross 🤮
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@REDSEASHAWTY I got married young, I’ve been divorced almost 9 years and the only way im ending up with someone is if the check all the boxes, im not settling for just security I need everything.
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@millymichelle Probably the ones that invented everything lol
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@sesaukina @BeccaAshmon @jiggyjayy2 I know lol. It’s not my fault people don’t read 😭😭
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@celesitial Immediately cars. WALL·E is so cute. I can cry 😭
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@zenjayg Taurus rising 💫
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@bvsedjon With a Virgo out of alllllll the signs? 🥴
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@blazinwithbri You’ve been missing out. Welcome
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