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Attorney⚖️❤️ | intellectual property | Venmo/Cashapp: mishtam | 日本語 OK

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@anonymishhh
mish da bish, esq
5 months
I PASSED THE NEW YORK BAR EXAM!!!!!!!
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@anonymishhh
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1 year
It’s kinda wild the way women find out what you’re hiding from them. I was tipped off that my ex fiancé was cheating on me through his recently-used emojis and then it dawned on me that he was no longer receiving discord notifications to his phone. That was all I needed.
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@anonymishhh
mish da bish, esq
1 month
People like this need to stay the fuck away from me. I pick my friends up from the airport. I help my friends move. Help your fucking friends how selfish can you be holy fuck?????
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We must move past the “pick me up from the airport” and “help me move” acts being the cornerstones of friendship Uber & Movers exist
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@anonymishhh
mish da bish, esq
3 months
Chat was this wrong to say
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@anonymishhh
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1 month
Lemme show yall a vid where im hot and talented in one go
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@anonymishhh
mish da bish, esq
5 months
“Who are you gonna call when you need help?” I called the police last night at 11:44 PM. Stayed up until 5AM waiting until I dozed off. Got a voicemail at 7:45AM from the cop saying “not sure why you’re not answering.” But my ex bf came to protect me! SOOOO not the police!!!!
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@anonymishhh
mish da bish, esq
4 months
I am not a SW'er, but I will fight tooth and nail to support those who are. As a female attorney, I am sexualized every day against my will online and in person (including by my own colleagues). Now, y'all are mad women have chosen to capitalize off your piggish behavior. Cope.
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@anonymishhh
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19 days
All eyes on me in Washington Square Park😇🥰
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@anonymishhh
mish da bish, esq
1 year
I work out sometimes 🤍
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@anonymishhh
mish da bish, esq
1 year
might get cancelled for this but i find it disrespectful when ppl dont stand for the national anthem. personally i think its beautiful and i get goosebumps every time i hear “do you dream alone under the moon? Is it brighter, brighter when I’m with you?”
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@anonymishhh
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1 year
Tell me something nice🥺❤️
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@anonymishhh
mish da bish, esq
5 months
@AlanFarnes @Sondra_Rose5 Right like name dropping Adam Sandler does NOT narrow it down and I wanna know
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@anonymishhh
mish da bish, esq
1 year
I’m sorry but fumbling a baddie that was allllll about you has to be the most embarrassing thing a man can do
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@anonymishhh
mish da bish, esq
3 months
I’m single btw just saying guys
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@anonymishhh
mish da bish, esq
2 years
I love being in a bikini
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@anonymishhh
mish da bish, esq
1 year
@benduhqueen CAUSE I KNEW DAMN WELL HE HADNT SENT THAT DROOL EMOJI TO ME RECENTLY LMFAOOOO
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@anonymishhh
mish da bish, esq
2 years
Whoever’s showing my ex fiancé all my tweets, be sure to show him this one too so he can be reminded that loyalty isn’t owed anymore and I’m getting the pipe this weekend.
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@anonymishhh
mish da bish, esq
1 year
Trying to get into some trouble tonight 😏
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@anonymishhh
mish da bish, esq
1 year
Maybe I’m in the minority here but as long as they clean up before they leave, it’s literally none of your business. You don’t have to hang out there. If you’re this caught up on others’ existences, you must be miserable.
@absdead
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i guess you can already assume the vibes when you pull up and don’t get greeted by your neighbors, but, our neighbors camp all weekend 😀 which yes, looked just like this from day 1 i pulled up next to a bunch muddy socks in the grass. please don’t be these people:)
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@anonymishhh
mish da bish, esq
2 years
Another day, another hotel pool for me to post thirst traps at
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@anonymishhh
mish da bish, esq
1 year
cutest lil law student
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@anonymishhh
mish da bish, esq
1 year
POOL PARTY TODAY!!! ARIES: $750 SCORPIO: $1000 and a written acknowledgement that you can't act like a fucking snake AQUARIUS: VIP GEMINI: FREE CANCER: $250 LEO: BANNED LIBRA: VIP CAPRICORN: $25 TAURUS: FREE IF UR NOT ON THE LIST DONT COME
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@anonymishhh
mish da bish, esq
5 months
Brooo this guy contacted me regarding needing a cease and desist letter written and asked to meet to discuss the details... I research everybody that I meet with. Turns out this dude is somebody that has tried to go out on dates with me despite repeated rejection.
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@anonymishhh
mish da bish, esq
1 month
Alt Mish is back by popular demand
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@anonymishhh
mish da bish, esq
5 months
There’s a guy that’s been sending me pictures of his dog and just talking to me on twitter for about a year now with no flirting, no weirdness… and it’s the most refreshing thing of my life
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@anonymishhh
mish da bish, esq
1 year
@deadlymae Fr gimme one lil whiff of a scent and I’ll sniff out any bullshit
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@anonymishhh
mish da bish, esq
1 year
Wish I had somewhere to go looking this cute
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@anonymishhh
mish da bish, esq
1 year
It’s so funny finding out EDM Rapunzel was faking being a lawyer this whole time. I’ll never forget she once tweeted something SO wrong about the law and I was like “how is she licensed she doesn’t even have minimum proficiency of the law.” It all makes sense. She’s not licensed.
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@anonymishhh
mish da bish, esq
4 months
I slayed my bday fit this year🫦🤭
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@anonymishhh
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3 months
@SilentKronk A COLD SHOWER LMFAOOOO
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@anonymishhh
mish da bish, esq
3 months
@Amber666Angel I'm pro SW! I just don't want to be spoken to like I'm in one lol
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@anonymishhh
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God I love when I slay the alt look
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@anonymishhh
mish da bish, esq
3 months
@Logie423 I guess you could say they’re defiantly! getting left on read
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@anonymishhh
mish da bish, esq
1 year
Welcome to EDM Twitter where users will crucify a man for sitting on a dinosaur statue and, in the same breath, defend a dj for playing Holocaust visuals
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@anonymishhh
mish da bish, esq
1 year
I PASSED THE FLORIDA BAR EXAM!!! Coming soon to a law firm near you❤️ #esquire
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@anonymishhh
mish da bish, esq
1 year
I know I usually post thirst traps here but allow me a sec to show I have brains as well as a body
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@anonymishhh
mish da bish, esq
1 year
Big @johnsummit gorl❤️‍🔥 @ factory town with the “benders keep you hot & skinny” hat hehe
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@anonymishhh
mish da bish, esq
8 months
@Thionne_WTZ @NoCapFights Traditional women don’t fuck on the first date either my guy. They’re not mail-order brides.
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@anonymishhh
mish da bish, esq
1 year
It’s true guys… this is me before and after I started listening to @craymusic 😔🙏🏼🫣 please be careful
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@craymusic
☆ CRAY ☆
1 year
my sexiness is contagious please be careful 🙏🏻
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@anonymishhh
mish da bish, esq
3 months
Real hourglass vibes and no makeup… tell me something nice about me🥹 #booty
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mish da bish, esq
1 year
Lmfao I don’t even remember taking this vid but this is my fave mirror pose fr
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@anonymishhh
mish da bish, esq
1 year
Everybody ask my ex best friend Caroline how her slumber party at my ex fiancé’s house was 🥰❤️
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@anonymishhh
mish da bish, esq
28 days
That Nat girl trying to call everybody else on twitter ugly is so funny because she’s honestly a 3 in Miami with those abysmal lash extensions
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@anonymishhh
mish da bish, esq
1 year
@teehyyaaa Thank you 🥹 he looked like a pig standing on its hind legs I deserve better anyways
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@anonymishhh
mish da bish, esq
5 months
Correction: 6:50 AM they finally called me AFTER I fell asleep after waiting
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@anonymishhh
mish da bish, esq
5 months
@emxlymargaret Former attorney boss now addicted to meth stalking and harassing me since January 2022 now once again harassing me and even pulled up to my home last night after finding my address through fl voter registration/my fl bar license
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@anonymishhh
mish da bish, esq
5 months
Just your local attorney mutual reminding you that cops are not your friends, nor will they treat you better for licking their boots!!!
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@anonymishhh
mish da bish, esq
5 months
Not to brag but I passed the Florida bar exam when the pass rate was a 61% with point to spare, and the New York bar exam when the pass rate was 42% with a score high enough to transfer the score to 40 other jurisdictions (highest # of jdx possible). And I’m hot.
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@anonymishhh
mish da bish, esq
5 months
These losers with the twitter fingers can say whatever they want, but they can’t say they aren’t exactly the type of man to approach me at the bar and get turned away🤭
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@anonymishhh
mish da bish, esq
5 months
It took one singular tweet to end up with 23 message requests
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@anonymishhh
mish da bish, esq
5 months
Even offered to meet at a coffee shop before I realized it was him and he goes "how about sushi instead? ever been to (sushi place name)?" MOTHER FUCKER I DONT WANT TO GO ON A DATE WITH YOU
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@anonymishhh
mish da bish, esq
1 year
Don’t date men that follow a bunch of naked women on social media.
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@anonymishhh
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1 year
big titty goth princess vibez
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@anonymishhh
mish da bish, esq
2 years
Going to the @johnsummit MMW closing party at Factory Town!! Who am I seeing???
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@anonymishhh
mish da bish, esq
3 months
@Supgiodude Does this seem like texts from/to a long term partner to you
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@anonymishhh
mish da bish, esq
4 months
I made so many followers off my tweet about supporting SW’ers… I really wish it wasn’t that special. Supporting other humans engaging in mutual transactions shouldn’t be controversial. BUT if you followed me from that tweet and I haven’t followed back, pls like this and I will!!
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@anonymishhh
mish da bish, esq
2 years
Some thirst traps from my staycation at the diplomat beach resort
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3 months
@rinnystarr LMFAOOOO
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@anonymishhh
mish da bish, esq
1 year
Try not to get wet 💦🤪
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@anonymishhh
mish da bish, esq
1 year
Just to let y’all know, I’m single.
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@anonymishhh
mish da bish, esq
2 years
“Space isn’t ready for us” as if Space hasn’t seen three girls with bleached hair wearing iheartraves and shein finesse their drinks at some tourists’ tables
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@anonymishhh
mish da bish, esq
11 months
Ok is it just me or is inviting somebody to a big, obviously pre-planned event super last minute actually kinda condescending? Like “hey we’ve been talking about this for a bit but it didn’t occur to us to invite you until an hour before”
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@anonymishhh
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2 months
Imagine you hate me and I’m just existing at my local Italian restaurant with my titties busting out the top drinking espresso martinis
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@anonymishhh
mish da bish, esq
5 months
Hot, young, and now able to be licensed to practice law in TWO states
@anonymishhh
mish da bish, esq
5 months
I PASSED THE NEW YORK BAR EXAM!!!!!!!
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1 year
Big titty goth brunch queen
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mish da bish, esq
3 months
Oh noooo she posted a photo of me jet lagged in Japan with no makeup and no lashes😪 oh wait, you can’t find pics of her in no makeup/lashes OR in Japan!!!!
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@anonymishhh
mish da bish, esq
4 months
It’s my birthday and I’ll drink espresso martinis if I want to🤗
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@anonymishhh
mish da bish, esq
2 months
In case it wasn’t clear: there is no man on earth that is safe to be degrading about my body/appearance on my platform. I WILL hurt your feelings. You cannot demean me, especially while being a solid 3.
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mish da bish, esq
11 months
The fact that I got unfollowed bc I didn’t immediately see allegations against somebody and take action quickly enough is craaaazy. Social media has rotted y’all’s brains if you think a mutual should’ve found out even a moment before you did and if not, they’re guilty.
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@anonymishhh
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2 months
If you saw me in the airport lounge would you try to pick me up? Be honest.
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1 year
Tell me I looked cute for my birthday 🥹🫶🏻
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1 year
it’s so hot at the beach 🔥🥰
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1 year
@indoor_wildling The hair was ugly, the nails were ugly, the disregard for Black people’s feelings towards it was ugly. Byeeeee
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2 months
Do you guys still love me? I need reassurance 🥹👉🏻👈🏻❤️
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@anonymishhh
mish da bish, esq
2 months
Which am I guys?
@TRHLofficial
The Redheaded libertarian
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Every woman looks like a vampire, a witch, a mermaid, or a fairy. Ladies, which are you?
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6 months
weed molly shrooms acid lsd adderall addies percs edibles hash oil vape plug dealer crypto bitcoin NFT coin unban suspended account banned I wish I had this tweet on a shirt homework essay help website cashapp venmo paypal sugar daddy baby need a shirt of this account hacked
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mish da bish, esq
10 months
One thing I learned this trip is don’t travel with friends. That includes those who can’t afford to do the trip at the bare minimum, but ESPECIALLY those who only use mommy’s credit card the entire trip and don’t understand 3 $50 meals/day isn’t reasonable.
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mish da bish, esq
3 months
@traaceme pls ill kms right now
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mish da bish, esq
1 year
Ideal day: being on a yacht with a bunch of other hot girls. Who’s comin’?!🤪
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@anonymishhh
mish da bish, esq
11 months
BREAKING: stupid idiot dumb stupid girl finds out weight distribution works differently on every body. Anyways here’s my 160 lb “big” ass❤️
@isabellamoody_
Isabella Moody
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The average weight for women in the US is 170lbs I didn’t even get that big 9 months into pregnancy!! What the hell is happening!?!
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9 months
Had to look good for my New Years kiss❤️😘
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mish da bish, esq
3 months
@VoidsIncision Because I knew him for all of 5 hours before he sent me this while I was sleeping. I don’t know him, especially not well enough for him to come at me like this. Do you understand now that I held your hand and walked you through it?
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@anonymishhh
mish da bish, esq
17 days
I’m back to being celibate again until a really cute bisexual man makes me fall in love with him by the way
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@anonymishhh
mish da bish, esq
2 months
It’s been a while since y’all got a lil booty so here’s some love from your fave twitter girl Mish ❤️
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@anonymishhh
mish da bish, esq
8 months
Gonna slurp some oysters and look at art today ❤️
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@anonymishhh
mish da bish, esq
3 months
Ok but how about this
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mish da bish, esq
3 months
Chat was this wrong to say
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@anonymishhh
mish da bish, esq
1 year
And I oop
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@soogz1
soogsx
1 year
i hate girls with big tits. all they do is take cute selfies with their ginormous mommy milkers taking up half the screen and i’m sick of it. if any girls with big tits reply to this tweet i’ll be very mad so don’t do it!! 😡
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@anonymishhh
mish da bish, esq
1 year
I FINISHED THE BAR EXAM!!!! Pray 4 me
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5 months
@emxlymargaret At the courthouse right now you already know🤪
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@anonymishhh
mish da bish, esq
2 months
The face & the body (+its bruises) hehe
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@anonymishhh
mish da bish, esq
1 month
@lil2nowave Hi! Please don't listen to people who got their law degree from Twitter University... I can help you find a good lawyer at a decent rate if you need. You should be able to find a lawyer that takes their fee out of the final reward so that you aren't out money during the process.
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mish da bish, esq
1 year
Haven’t posted a hoop vid here in a while
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mish da bish, esq
1 year
I take cute men to Heat games hmu🔥🏀❤️ #MiamiHeat
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mish da bish, esq
6 months
I lied… there’s no alcohol at my place. Now sit down while I show you all my Nintendo knickknacks and explain to you what game each character is from and their role in the game.
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mish da bish, esq
2 years
Sam looking down on the autistic minor she pushed down the stairs at red rocks ❤️
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mish da bish, esq
8 months
@xraecat @Thionne_WTZ @NoCapFights Women can’t win. We’re untraditional whores if we fuck on the first date, but if we don’t we’re users looking for a free meal😂😂
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