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Akaashi Needs Legs

@anniearlert

4 months

📌 Thread of my fics i guess weeee!

Akaashi Needs Legs

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6 months

I finally did it, 10k #kuroken fic is here. We're so fucking back. 🐈🐈‍⬛ Explicit/Established relationship/Post-time skip. Enjoy!

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6 years

This image from a 1920s magazine was ahead of its time

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DNI's can be so funny because you'll have "if you ship blorbo with glup shitto" next to "are racist/homophobic/transphobic/n*zi/a literal murderer/etc" as if those things are even remotely comparable.

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FOr anyone wondering why I was in twitter jail

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@oochotd Honestly? Olivia Cooke nails it, because I buy her as his mom

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@EuphoriTori @PollitodeAgua Conservatives when they actually have to parent their children and check to see if an event is 18+ or not

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OC's are like ur children in that they inherit at least one of ur negative traits that makes life harder for all of ya

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Profile picture vs. Tagged photo

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Incredible things are happening in The Sims

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Me: I hate fandom drama Someone: There's fandom drama Me:

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@Trey_Explainer It always pissed me off how grey and muddied the colors were in GOT like the books have so much vivid color

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I do like the thought of Akaashi being more popular with girls than Bokuto, but he's also so painfully gay that he doesn't know how to handle it other than a polite "thank you but no."

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Waiting for Kingdom Hearts 3

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Skts #sakuatsu 🦊😷 omegaverse, o!omi, a!atsumu - Atsumu was obsessed. In as loving and /totally normal/ a way as possible, he was obsessed with nearly everything about his husband over the past 8 months. His usually prickly Omi was softening in more ways than one.

al likes tobio’s haircut

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@anniearlert Pregnant omi being cute?

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@WeekesPrincess I remember so vividly that this scene and the one earlier in the book when he was like "Jacob I will let u fuck my wife if u get her to have an abortion", were the ones that made me momentarily put my kindle down and just. Contemplate.

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7 years

Cosplayer culture is knowing what you'll be at the next 3 cons down the line but fuck if u know what ur doing for Halloween

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6 years

It's bi visibility day which means you guys can finally see me I can't believe this

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3 years

Haha bullying customer service people who have no control of policy or company and make minimum wage to the point of a breakdown for internet clicks and/or getting my way is so funny!!!

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@i124nk8 @rowboatmayor Nah, it's not always something malicious. I found this in the 1920s tag on tumblr, which I follow because it's one of my areas of study, and I thought it was funny so I posted it. Someone else thought the same thing. It happens! Kinda proves the point of the meme lol

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@WORM2002020 I don't think racists/n*zis/transphobes/homophobes would either tbh. Sadly a lot of the things young people put on their lists and bios is more apt to be used against them by bad people, than to make bad people leave them alone.

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@tariqnasheed Step treating customer service and hospitality employees like shit goddamn it you fucking asshole its not hard

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@YoRHaw @JoolsChadwick @i124nk8 @rowboatmayor

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@RightWingCope And is this fentanyl in the room with us right now?

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4 months

More people need to draw this Omi

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@i124nk8 @rowboatmayor The image was originally posted by a blog dedicated to 1920s clippings and stuff and I saw it and got a laugh because it reminded me of memes from today. Like I said, coincidences happen and it's not always something malicious. 😊

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I think this is my new second favorite post

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@CoolCatlovesyou @BarackObama Why does this feel like an Eric Andre bit

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I like to think Kuroo often shows up in the background of Kenma's streams as a cryptic disembodied pair of legs. Like a 90s cartoon mom and dad.

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Me putting a roof on a build in the Sims 4

Crappy Cheapo Architecture

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OK, this is officially the worst roofline I have ever seen!

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Sipping on chicken broth like the victorian consumption patient I am

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...I meant this to go in circles 🤪 Oh well. Don't put out a hit on me I guess

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@atsuoiomi THE autistic king, love of my life, endless rizz yet no clue he even has it ❤️

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@chwobin @ShioriArts The fact this is using music from the Twilight score is sending me even further jfc

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1 year

Why not both

hard mike

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what if Dracula sucked dick instead of blood? makes you think

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@msbykisser Unrequited atsuhina to very requited sakuatsu pipeline my beloved

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@RightWingCope Heartbreaking

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"Kageyama Tobio is alive and well" is a part of my daily affirmations

touya🐉

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If there were a “Haikyuu Twitter” Hall of Fame, honoring the best Haikyuu related tweets of all time, what would be your nominee?

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GASPS

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@JJBApanels Do you like men, JoJo?

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"Can I try rizzing you up?"

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YEAH BABY

haikyuu rarepair of the day

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♡ today’s haikyuu rarepair is… ennoshita chikara and sakusa kiyoomi - ennosaku! - 💌

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@vivacissimx Westeros would have THRIVED if they got to be King and Queen, I'm so mad

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Kiyoomi couldn't see the smug, prideful, practically euphoric look on Atsumu's face as he whispered to himself /"Fuck, life is good."/ - 🧎🏼‍♀️ End.

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Pussy popped so severely that Dio gave her a signed glamor shot

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1 year

Ik people probs have a massive list of unanswered jojo’s questions however my biggest one is how tf did Shiobana, not only survive the night with Dio, but also get an autotrophic photo to remember him by 😭 💀

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Informed Jackie yesterday that Kiyoomi says "Ushiwaka" in the dub instead of "Wakatoshi-kun" and this was her

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I keep seeing people say this is awful because the dude is mentally ill, which is true and just an added layer of bad, but even if he wasn't can we maybe stop treating hospitality and customer service people like shit regardless?!

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Omg congrats Hinata on the transition ♥️

SHUAKE LESBIANISM

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@funkymews kageyama realizes he's straight and marries a girl i said what i said

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I remember a tumblr post complaining about adults being cast as teens because it "was done to enforce unrealistic standards and make teens insecure" or whatever and even back then I was like. Have y'all not heard of child labor laws

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@grillinkrillin as a teachers aide who for the past year was driven mad by slightly less skeevy than this but still extremely uncanny valley childrens videos that my students loved to watch, it is cathartic to see everyone else experience my pain I will admit

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@atsuoiomi OH DOES WITTLE ATSUMU NEVER MAKE A MISTAKE?!

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Who approved this

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@theinstagraham @keagsYNWA Nah I would never say something so needlessly sexist

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@thehill @SecretaryPete Ah, the amount of people in the replies who have never heard of Robert Moses is disappointing but not surprising.

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@housethedragons The Vale must have extremely attractive sheep 😳

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@StickerTricker His father, Dionathan Brando

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@rowboatmayor I think we just happened to post the same day, neither of us stole form the other lol!

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@SM_Creepshow I remember people getting mad at her for cradling her tummy while pregnant like,,,just say ur racist and leave

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Omi's scent, the fresh smell of hydrangea and lily, now let out notes of cinnamon and crispy autumn air that were unmistakably /Atsumu/. His black curls were feather soft and shiny, as was his smooth skin. ("Omi-kun, yer glowin'!" Atsumu would say. "Shut up." Omi would bluntly

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@JennyENicholson Black Moon Rising was the real first draft of episode IX

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reply.) But no, Atsumu's fawning continued. The bigger Omi got, the more obsessed (annoying) Atsumu became. He couldn't start a practice without stinking up the locker rooms with his scent and gushing about how cute Omi looked all rounded and soft. He snuck a million candids

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@scoutvenus @jirachiki Even better pls just buy ballet flats, like the casual kind you can get at target that are just fashionable not functional,,,Actual pointe shoes are expensive and, as you said, require years of training to be able to use.

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clingy with each passing week. And needless to say, more emotional. Something Atsumu was becoming increasingly addicted to. Let it be known that Sakusa (Miya) Kiyoomi had /never/ been a crier. To the point where Atsumu doubted he even had tear ducts. He didn't cry when

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@DailyJJBAWomen Obsessed with the way part 1 has fairly accurate if stylized 19th century fashion, but for part 7 Araki just did not give a shit.

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of Kiyoomi in idle moments when he rubbed his tummy, smiling and mumbling things to their son and daughter when he thought Atsumu wasn't looking...and more than a few when he was absolutely aware, the grimaces on his face in the photo making that obvious. And of course, he was

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@vivacissimx Oh it definitely is, they moved The Gullet to future seasons

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perfectly attentive to Omi's every whim and need, no matter how silly or sudden. Atsumu Miya was nothing if not willing to spoil his husband ("because I'm yer alpha!") Even to the point where Omi was a little frustrated by his attention...sometimes. Mostly, Omi had become more

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Of COURSE villains who are hot are more justified what kind of question is that smh

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time he caught Omi weeping had been over a leaf. A small, browning leaf on his favorite plant that he forgot to prune exactly once. ("What kind of parent will I be if I can't even take care of a plant?" He'd whimpered, voice trying and failing to remain steady.) The second time

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Atsumu first told him he loved him. (Replying, instead, with a blunt "Oh. I love you too.") He didn't cry when Atsumu proposed (in a rather unromantic location, to be fair. Kiyoomi's first choice probably wouldn't have been in front of a 7/11 at midnight.) He didn't even cry

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@misplacedghosts I would pay good money to see Tendo v. Suna drawn out lmao

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@Hell_yeah77 @dommiedarko_ Honestly Doja may be on to something

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Atsumu had read that your average omega became clingy and emotional during pregnancy, and that moods could switch on a dime. He expected Kiyoomi to be as moody and snippy as Rintaro was when he and Samu were expecting, but no. God was on Atsumu Miya's side. Omi had mood

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absolutely reeking with the cinnamon noted scent of hydrangea and lily, and held down as Omi rode out that mood with shocking desperation and very load moans. (And glared frustratingly down at Atsumu, who would lay there blissed out with his hands behind his head.) The first

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Wait u guys AREN'T constantly worried someone is upset or annoyed with u

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Motoya, and Omi, six months pregnant with twins that he was, found himself stuck in the booth and unable to move without the table being moved first. ("I'm never leaving the damn house again." He'd sobbed, especially as Atsumu failed miserably at containing his cackle.) That was

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swings, sure- but they tended to swing hard between VERY horny and stupidly weepy. Two things he was very happy to deal with. Even when he came home from a particularly tiring practice and was pulled into their bedroom before barely taking a step into the genkan, the entire house

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at their private beachside wedding (though Atsumu would swear he got close that time.) It wasn't that Atsumu /wanted/ to make Kiyoomi cry, of course not, but well, it was like the white whale in their relationship. Something Atsumu chased if only to prove that it existed.

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@robbystarbuck *laughs in historian* You keep thinking that

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@celinde_louisa @asoiafattherite Young Luke Valeryon teaches lord Corlys to floss (c.120 AC)

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@ShadowTodd What got me was the "We reunited thousands of families" like goddamn is irony dead or what

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@atsuoiomi @perfectgalaxybu My literal minded King 😩🔥❤️

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the floor yet this week-" "I thought I told ya to stop doin' that!" "Shut up, I'm not done." Kiyoomi sniffed again. "I haven't mopped the floor yet this week so it's filthy, my phone is filthy. And we're out of lysol wipes, but I couldn't even text you to pick more up." "..."

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tugged Atsumu down closer and shoved his face into his neck. He teethed and kissed at Atsumu's exposed skin, all the while still grumbling "You're the worst. You're a pig. You're..." He somehow managed to climb into Atsumu's lap, and continued to kiss as his neck. Thankfully,

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@ShadowTodd I don't KNOW, but I SUSPECT you are merely a puppet controlled by Amy Dog, the true mastermind and visionary who feeds off our love and adoration.

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Omi tended to be when he cried. A very soft weeping almost overtaken by mortified groans. "Baby?" Atsumu called out as he toed off his shoes. "Omi-kun?" "Don't come in here." His wobbly voice drifted in from the living room. "Go away. Die." "Psht, ain't that unprovoked?"

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had been over a singular spoon left in their otherwise spotless sink. ("I'm letting my house fall apart..." He chocked out, turning immediately away from a cooing Atsumu who had to repress his smile at the sight.) The third time had been in a restaurant when they were out with

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@misplacedghosts No you're right Kenma should be calling Kuroo kitten, if anything

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with Atsumu's wrist. "There, there. It ain't a big deal, Omi-kun. I'll wipe down yer phone and make ya a nice dinner and then fuck yer brains out until ya forget what you were ever cryin' about, okay?" "You're sick. I'm in an emotional state and that's what's on your mind?"

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@CrunchyFinn @JoestarDaily It was me. I took a chomp.

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3 years

Are you satisfied, with an average life? Do I need to lie, to make my way in life? ⭐🦢 @lakokoosa thank you again for another beautiful piece!!

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And to think all it took to see that mythical phenomenon was simply to knock Kiyoomi up! Really, Atsumu would later say with a smug fox-like grin, he should have tried that a long time ago. Because Kiyoomi had become downright /emotional./ Well, emotional by Omi standards.

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"...I'm done now." "...Omi-Omiiiiiiii." Atsumu couldn't help himself. Seeing Omi slumped over in one of his hoodies, hands on tummy, eyes red and puffy from crying over something extremely silly...goddamn it. "You're so damn cute, ya know that?!" "Me being an irrational mess is

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