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1 year
You’ve seen United now fuck off home 🇾🇪🐑
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Got our Besiktas supporting taxi driver in didn’t we 😎 #AhmedFTW
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4 years
Mega. That United end going bananas. What a player Becks was. 20 years ago ffs.
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2 years
@sportbible My thoughts are why you’d even bother sharing that tweet.
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@realmadriden
Real Madrid C.F. 🇬🇧🇺🇸
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Official Announcement: Luis Suárez passes away. #RealMadrid
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Fair play to Donny, he’s back to full speed already 👍🏼
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1 year
🚨🇳🇱 Van de Beek via IG: “Trust the process👊 Step by step💪🔥” #MUFC 🎥 @MUFCScoop
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@sistoney67
Simon Stone
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Manchester United's LGBTQ+ Supporters Club say offensive chanting isn't 'banter'
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More peadophiles per square metre than Strangeways
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10 months
Top red 😎🇾🇪
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3 months
This is right up there with the ‘they think they’re fucking Galatasaray’. Lovely stuff.
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Who the fuck are Man United
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There was definitely about 10k in that 7k stand tonight by the way 🤣
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1 month
24 hours later, life comes at you fast 👀👍🏼🇾🇪
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These are once-in-a-lifetime limbs. You can spend your lifetime following Manchester United winning multiple trophies from your sofa and never experience a moment like this. This right here is what it’s all about.
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4 years
@danoak4 @LiamPaulCanning Strange films pal...
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1 year
I see all the ultra cool try hard lads are tweeting the 0 credit related bollocks again. Give it a rest, you all had 0 at one point aswell 😴
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11 months
Glassing incoming
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2 years
Those utter fucking helmets in the ground tonight cheering when Maguire got subbed, embarrassing. Even if he’s not playing that well, you don’t do that. Some utter mongs in our support unfortunately.
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@gavingeorge88 @sportbible @Independent In what fucking world are Manchester and Liverpool in the midlands?
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2 years
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3 months
Class end that tbf 🇾🇪👏🏼
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3 months
Odd bloke. Googled a pic of Old Trafford and snow from 2017 for the likes 🥴
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Paul 𝕏 Manc Bald and Bred
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Snow Trafford. ❄ 🔴
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1 year
Those kids reactions at the end- they’ll remember that forever. What a man.
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Casemiro celebrating the goal 😂🤣 📸 @perfect_prout
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10 (TEN) years since the ultimate ‘can they do it on a cold wet & windy night in Stoke’ when the game got temporarily abandoned due to the hail! Turns out we could, 2-0 win…
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2 months
Nags for straighteners 🇾🇪
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6 months
@BashyMc1 Get your felt tips out pal!
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5 months
Kebab reds 🇹🇷
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2 years
@nicolephathole ‘Ye, you are so…’ Amazing.
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6 years
@mark_anthony99 @LoveIsland Fuckinghell. I think they all just about add up to a 10 added together. Disgraceful selection.
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11 months
10pm…
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@ScottyT9804 @ashawolves @DMcGCfc1888 @Michael95492615 Like making stuff up online for e-likes you mean? 🙄
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1 year
That tackle where he put Dan James in the front row of the south stand 😍
@ManUtd
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1 year
Class today, Licha 👏 #MUFC || #FACup
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@gmpolice Is there any need to smash the doors in? Why not just knock at a normal time- they’re hardly murderers or drug barons are they. Pathetic.
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@andy_wez
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6 years
@Amber_Davies7 Hi Amber. How many times a day do you search for ‘Amber Love Island’ would you say?
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@andy_wez
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7 months
Looks and sounds a top United end that 👏🏼🇾🇪
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4 years
Nonce club.
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4 years
Fuck it. One of those games this, nothing coming off for anyone and littered with indivudual errors. Can tell they’ve played Tuesday Sunday compared to our Monday Thursday Sunday. On to West Ham and Leicester, forget about this stinker.
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5 years
Scouse gonna Scouse...
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@LiamPaulCanning Pulp Fiction Seven The Usual Suspects
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@StevenkloppLFC @KieranMcanaw_ Is Klopp your real surname Steven?
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No ticket no problem. Shame about the last ten. Fuck VAR.
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Manchester > Dalaman > Istanbul 🇹🇷
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4 years
Wonder if Jeevan tried sending that £40? Fiancé’s first game to an away, yeah sound mate...
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@TelegraphDucker Due to potential re-development at that point, not the fact it's been rejected. United pulled out as they couldn't guarantee it being available. Still the most iconic ground in the country, so of course they'd want to use it. But don't let that get in the way of a headline.
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Some weekend that clearly..
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2 years
WHP (H), belter. @DefectedRecords
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Best taxi driver ever tbf
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2 years
Walking out of Gerry Cinnamon @ Hamden Park last night ✊🏼
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2 years
Filming somebody who was willing to have a chat ‘off the record’ over a pint is a bit shit tbh.
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5 years
@UtdBeforeFergie Not many to have won the World and European Cup!
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@andy_wez
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4 years
Everton with a full large allocation in a cup derby game. Why the fuckinghell United and city couldn’t do the same is shite 👎🏼
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Turning the other cheek. @Everton fans’ reaction to YNWA.
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Up the Benidorm Reds 🇾🇪
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@samuelluckhurst Bollocks. Better doing it after getting 3 points so not to be seen as using it as an excuse.
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2 years
@Charmitchxo @ladbible Correct answer. Followed by Heartbroken.
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@ashleypancamo @SebastianEPayne Jesus Christ, look at the fucking state of that. #ToryThat
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Manchester City grandad giving it large to the Everton fans after going 2-0 up this afternoon 😂
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Not bad that… 👀🇾🇪
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@EiFSoccer Genuinely one of the most embarrassing/clueless tweets about football I have ever read. 07-09 United side won 3 league titles in a row and reached 2 European cup finals! It's easily the best English side from the last 15 years ffs. Delete your account please.
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Dark Fruits slush machine (?!). Only in a Stalybridge corner shop. Scenes...
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Bridge Reds 🇾🇪🇩🇰
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4 years
I know the term ‘limbs’ is a recently overused term by virgins on here, but if it ever can be used then it’s for this. Bedlam when that went in!
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4 years
Throwback to Anthony Martial’s winner vs Everton to send Manchester United to the final of the FA Cup 🔥
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Good morning to everyone except Martin Atkinson, the blind cunt.
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@sarm0161 It’s caretaker for 6 months? Obviously isn’t the long term answer, but the bloke they want long term clearly isn’t available now. Bizarre this reaction over something that they’ve said is a temporary measure. Would Carrick have been a better choice? Or who if not?
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@sarm0161 Behave. It’s a 6 month temp job til we get the real target in the summer. Don’t see the issue at all with Ole. There was thankfully no chance of Jose staying til the end of the season, it had all gone too toxic. Not solely to blame admittedly, but was a big part of the problem.
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Matt Dawson is probably still polishing his head... #CarabaoCup
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@sistoney67 Ahh- stage 3 of the Jose breakdown- players under the bus. Next week- Vertonghen in midfield.
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@BanditBus All of it.
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Arctics are fucking class, don’t care if he’s a bit of a knob. Classic miserable Twitter slating them 😆
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@TeamFA I want 2:20 of my life back. Awful effort.
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You’ve seen Maguire, now fuck off home… 🇾🇪
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All the e-Reds crying all week ‘cause of the no Varane social media announcement. Been saving it for the ground lads, that’s how to do it 👊🏼🇾🇪
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@SergeMUFC Carringon is still better than that ffs.
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@JacobScott_7 August reds 😎
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This is always one everybody raves about but I think is massively overrated. He’s just toe-bunged it? It’s alright, but I don’t really get the way some go on about it… 🤷‍♂️
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This goal by Ronaldinho vs Chelsea was simply outrageous 🤯
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Yernited Yernited 🇾🇪🐑
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Cheltenham reds 🇾🇪🏇🍻
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Decent footage of our end after McTominay’s goal 🇾🇪
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1 year
Anyone want my Wembley ticket for next week? Seems pointless to go now I know the outcome is Karius saving the winning penalty in the shootout. Nailed on 😭
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@mattjamesd @RealMattKnowles 86 people thinking Ahmed is you has made my trip tbh
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@TomHutchings5 @simonrim @SundayBrunchC4 You strange bastard, Tom. And it’s “You’re”, by the way.
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Can we recall him for the last few games?
@UtdPlug
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WHAT A GOAL FROM AMAD 👏🇨🇮
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@AnnieEaves It’s absolutely crackers isn’t it?! It’s clear as day a pen, and for the red card the players got hold of Bruno’s shirt/shorts to pull him down. Both clearly the correct decisions. Hardly a thing mentioned after the game last week about the handball either 🙄
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Ey up... Ole haters have found their log ins lads...
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@Amber_Davies7 Ha. That doesn’t really work- but top effort all the same 🙃
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4 years
@MarkOgden_ The main ‘level playing field’ of a league season is the fact you play everyone home and away. Anything differing from that makes it all a bit shit doesn’t it?
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The deafening whistles being replaced by the United end roar high up in the corner, great experience being there. Fuck knows how it ended in a draw.
Real talk, has Kevin De Bruyne ever scored a better goal than this from Bruno Fernandes?
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@AfricaGrowthCap @mologic @avacta Second bullet point. Batch verification. Nicely on track.
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@hating4_ @sunday832 @sportbible You do realise it’s any part of the ball over any part of the line and not just the bottom bit don’t you?
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@utdreport Again?! The only ref to give free kicks so he can catch his breath.
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