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Astrophysics and Applied Math student who talks about sports for fun.

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@analyticabyss
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@goofxist I’m sorry everyone but I have to
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@philfanacc Meh this was fine
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@LeGMJames @Woeotto The plane one is due to inertia. Staying in the shower during a fire would safe you from direct burns but it would still be far too hot and you’d suffocate from smoke inhalation. Diving under a tsunami is basically impossible due to the sheer force of the wave you’d be trapped in
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@mansurshaheen @RyanDay2Hell Jay Cutler archetype. Just heaving the ball.
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@TheoAshNFL Nothing will win her back like embarrassing both of you on a massive public stage!
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@DaBears_26 None of those stats tell you how good a linebacker is. You have to watch film for that. Any half trained eye would tell you Roquan is leaps ahead of Edwards.
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@LaughterHaver Who cares about the sex toys why is that mostly tomato
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@robloxfemboy It’s so funny how he really wants to tweet “The GTA VI trailer gave me an erection” but everybody would be weirded out by this. So instead he created word soup full of internet speak.
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@purplewaves7 @lefttwick My small rural conservative hometown has multiple thriving Mexican restaurants. This is true.
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@TheoAshNFL Theo Ash, MD.
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@mediumproof Did not know there were “Yeah Hiroshima just did that” guys
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@JoestarJokic @sponhourm For the vast majority of NBA Twitter users this isn’t about solidarity with the victim. This is about making jokes and getting clout.
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@analyticabyss
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I cannot wait until next nfl season when Rattler and Howell go top 5 in the draft and throw 40 picks each
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@OVOTopShotta We coming for you dawg
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@halomancer1 A recruiter once messaged my friend on Instagram and he sent this back.
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@TheoAshNFL Biden’s America
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@doulbedoink Defintely not a good book but one I had fun reading
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@jaketropolis minor grammatical error… it’s over for you
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Tuanon is trending into no longer a joke territory.
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Tua Tagovailoa gives a shout-out to the movie Sound of Freedom. Love that he used his platform to do this. #SoundOfFreedom
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@sponhourm Broncos are awful and are paying Russ and Payton a bajillion dollars
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@ExileGrimm Seeing the bomb drop in Oppenheimer and cheering like a sports fan
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@sponhourm Totally not on him but the gap between Mahomes and everybody else is so evident in the playoffs.
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@ByYourLogic We should pin all of the world’s debt on that guy
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@TheoAshNFL I’m telling you his interview must’ve been generationally terrible
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@TheoAshNFL The “obviously” thrown in kills me. As if this was what every reasonable person would be wondering.
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@MitchSchwartz71 The Bears so elect a tackle top ten and then they invite their 4th round pick.
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@walkoutowinter college athlete type schedule
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@RustyBUCKETS321 It’s just the most non sensical position. Like yeah the euro league is not nearly as good as the NBA. You know what else isn’t nearly as good as the NBA? College basketball.
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@FeelLikeDrew @NBradjordan Women do not exist for purely for your judgement. Pretty disappointed in the misogyny here.
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@TheoAshNFL The Jalen Hurts over on rushing hitting as the eagles run a 4th QB sneak to seal the game is gonna hit like a truck.
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@sponhourm Brandon Miller is in this man’s nightmares
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@StatisticUrban probably a good sign when the error bars encompass the entire data set
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@TheoAshNFL I mean you had Stroud at QB3. They were also far from the only team that passed on Carter. Poles will pay for his crime of attempting to trade Jaylon Johnson though.
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@carlbozeate @its__Hazy @HelmetSin @TheoAshNFL That’s the industry standard for prospect scouting.
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@QBKlass There’s a difference between holding onto the ball long because you are extending plays and holding onto it because you can’t process the field and taking a sack for no reason. I do project Williams to play within structure better than Fields.
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@twinkophrenia I think this is one of the most annoying consequences of so called “woke” internet culture. There are things and people that just suck but not in a meaningful or important way, but twitter will invent some insane reason to feel that way.
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@itssnickk15 @KingFavre That was a good call
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@sponhourm A guy like me would’ve given Sam Darnold a market resetting extension.
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@TheMarcJohnNFL He has never been as good as Cousins. Stop the blasphemy
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@Zool_San @InternetH0F You need to go outside more if you cannot tell the difference between viewing pictures of a stranger and having sex with somebody.
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@PranavSriraman He genuinely was deserving based off of the season. It wasn’t just turnovers he was great in coverage. He would’ve been second team if I got a vote
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@TheoAshNFL NFL media would have you believe Kyler was Tyrod Taylor. In what world is he overrated?
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@ronawang You have to be such a specific person to even be able to make this mistake.
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@chasebrostek @Nitrovity Oh my bad I forgot you were the supreme authority on this.
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@jon_bois Initiate a booth review for every single spot of the game and then in the post game interview you have some quote about “just trying to be precise”
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@sponhourm “The salary cap is not real” I proclaim as my team has made no meaningful improvements in five years.
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@Saeko_Cut @anItalianFox They literally do I don’t know what you’re talking about. You can pre pay both at the pump and inside the gas station.
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@sponhourm That interview must have been generationally terrible
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@sponhourm When you are judged by the gods for entry into the afterlife this tweet will be read as evidence of sin.
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@jasrifootball @MicahhParsons11 Surely parsons has never potentially traumatized somebody in idk maybe a locker room
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@TheoAshNFL Also cant ESPN influence betting odds by the way they report things? That is a massive conflict of interest that I am sure is great for sports!
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@legotrillermoth Funniest part is he looked normal in the previous game. They chose to change him to that.
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@TheoAshNFL Found it
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Every single time someone tries to push a football narrative by showing a screenshot of a play they are doing so in bad faith 100% of the time
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@twinkophrenia Shut up then
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@MemeIndustrial @g3thaunted This is insane goal post moving. Of course western media coverage has been reprehensible! You made a specific claim though and it got directly refuted by plenty of people.
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@reallifesenator you’re a conventionally attractive white woman of course they’re nice to you
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@TheoAshNFL Their precision and intelligence is unmatched.
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@elitetakes_ “Diggs sideline touchdown” will always do have me feeling some type of way and I’m a Bears fan so that’s gotta be number one.
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@fentpressed This is the most deranged this crowd has ever been and that’s saying something. This guy had like pretty basic activism about like the environment and opioids and they’re acting like he was trying revive Karl Marx. Then therefore deserved to be murdered.
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@blaiden Jabba as nose tackle is the easiest pick ever. Also Luke didn’t even make the roster? Shameful
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@twinkophrenia I mean she is rightfully getting cooked by other doctors and professionals. These people are all 100% correct by the way.
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@TheoAshNFL This is not how line graphs work.
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@shaun_vids Just straight up admitting this is not an art form to him. Rather a low effort cash cow. Nobody I know that is passionate about their work whether it be art or science would ever claim research is beneath them.
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@lisco_2000 You can tell he was intentionally way too close because Scott is nowhere near him.
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@millerfootball_ @TFG_Football Shut up David he’s torching us let it go
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@78ATHOF @sponhourm He’s fantastic but there’s still a gap.
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@sponhourm That third year is not gonna happen. There is almost certainly going to be an out
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@TheoAshNFL Congrats, could not have happened to a better creator.
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@TheoAshNFL My high school team ran a fake punt where we brought in a different punter. It did not work
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@TheoAshNFL If the ball would’ve been knocked to the ground instead of into 10’s hands then it would have been ruled incomplete. The only reason it was ruled a catch was because it’s a game changing call to overturn. There is no logic there that could argue for control.
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@TheoAshNFL The Taysom Hill mind virus has taken over
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@sponhourm I think everybody at this point is accustomed to the winner of the CFP having an NFL caliber QB.
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@TheoAshNFL If the Bears draft Myles Murphy at 9 I’m doing a citizens arrest on Poles.
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@KryzivenTake2 Bro dropped the greatest throw of all time then dipped
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@younggothamjedi @letterboxdauras It is a deeply flawed film with some amazing ideas in it that were almost entirely retconned.
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@live_dum @saarkartvelo whatever I don’t care anymore
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@TheoAshNFL Fantasy guys understand football challenge
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@Henry_Taylor04 @JakeAndHoops Okoro definitely does jump forward but Tatum completely changes the way he was going to shoot the ball with the intent of drawing a foul which you’re not supposed to be able to do anymore
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Purdy didn’t leave the tackle box at all how is that not grounding
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@stayhotpod Bryan Burns assuming you kick Gary inside. Jaycee Horn if health is being ignored. Maybe Vonn Bell because every team’s safeties are weak.
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@Fearless0eth @kirawontmiss I would say dying instantly isn’t the worst way to go out.
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@FoolishBB @GoSockPuppets @ShotByHype They need to get you a lighter bat that looked like you were swinging a barbell.
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@bjpf_ That’s a grown professional backing down a teenager who cares man. People really don’t get how much better overseas pro leagues are than college ball.
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@TheoAshNFL Have not scouted tight ends yet but the vibes for Mayer are just off. Sorry he fails the vibe check.
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@TheoAshNFL Day 2 pick is ideal compensation of youre trading for him. There would be no reason to agree to that trade if you’re the Commanders. I also don’t think anybody would dare trading a first for Young.
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@philfanacc I guess but whatever
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@Mooseking777 @RussellT33 @sponhourm I will not lie I had Stroud QB1 and Richardson QB2 but it’s far too early to judge the Bryce Young pick given the infrastructure the Panthers left him with.
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@TheoAshNFL EPA is a team stat and the best one we have. Nothing more nothing less.
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@TheoAshNFL Derrick Henry is still a top flight running back, but the days where you could build a team around him are over.
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@TheoAshNFL Auto correct undefeated
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@TheoAshNFL I’m no PFF fan but wouldn’t a turnover worthy play negatively impact your grade? The point you are making here is unclear to me.
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@blaiden And they have the highest paid player in NFL history at QB surely that’s a winning combination!
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@blaiden Jabba doesn’t have to move. He takes up the A and B gaps by himself.
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@WKCosmo The replies here are full of tech bros that think they could solve all of physics’ problems.
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@sponhourm Players don’t get fined for missing shots why on earth would refs get fined for missing calls?
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@TheoAshNFL He actually prevented that Bucs player from recovering it.
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@DeeksViewOG Throw the ball away and not kill the drive with a sack
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@sponhourm The hornets are selecting Will Levis I am a family friend and he has already told everybody he’s going to Charlotte.
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I try not to overreact to these kind of things. However, I cannot help but feel dystopian when every single bit of sports content you consume will be bombarded with gambling ads. If you follow sports media you will consume equal amounts of gambling ads as sports.
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@JoestarJokic There are plenty of UFC fighters who have like normal politics. Strickland is just like very openly alt-right.
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