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Sinewy @dyinatmcdonalds

Boston, MA
Joined March 2021
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I am a boy 😐
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I gotta make more money
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Dua Lipa stuns in new photo.
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It’s so funny when people pretend girl cats and boy cats have different personalities because of their gender
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Nah the dickriding crazy fr 😂 🤣
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If you have whatsapp you're a third worlder
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nah 😭
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What reading Wikis for extinct megafauna at 3 am feels like
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Niggas lucky wale suffer from depression and ain’t likeable… he out rap anybody EASILY.
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its so funny when a man posts a selfie like damn u was rlly feelin yourself bro😭
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Wokeness in theory: Having a girlfriend Wokeness in reality: Getting MURDERED
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Wokeness in Wokeness in theory. reality.
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The Smiths? How about a job? 😂
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Peter. Lois. Chris. Stewie, Brian. Meg. I didn’t say a last name; but I know what family you’re thinking of.
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direct deposit: +$1400 me at wendy’s: have that white girl bring me my shit
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chief keef was 16 when he wrote love sosa
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me thinking about how kate bush wrote wuthering heights in a few hours when she was 18
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You can't be talking like that white baby
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Niggas be wanting a girl who plays video games, watch sports, have tattoos & wear Jordans. Sounds like you want a boyfriend nigga.
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Griffin her my Peter she made me meet her family cuz I'm the guy
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The song??😭
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We need a billion people to address whether it's gay for a man to like desserts
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BREAKING: Mark Zuckerberg says there should be a 'public conversations app with 1 billion+ people on it' and that Twitter has 'had the opportunity to do this but hasn't nailed it'.
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Damn the middle ages went crazy wait this dates back to when
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She let me hit cuz I'm goofy lol
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Yo she doordashed gas station sushi and let the dasher hit
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He was my doordash driver and was having trouble finding my apartment so he called and the conversation flowed so naturally I ended up inviting him inside to eat the sushi I ordered from shell gas station. We talked for hours and have been together everyday since. It’s been 4 yrs
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She pick me for my ice call me Leon Trotsky
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If a girl blushes when you talk to her she's embarrassed to be around you and you should leave her alone
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People just hate this dude’s tiktoks because he’s ugly lol
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Republican Christians when they try entering heaven
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Someone pass me an ashtray that's my boys who passed away
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If Juul has million number of fans I am one of them. If Juul has ten fans I am one of them. If Juul has only one fan and that is me. If Juul has no fans, that means I am no longer on earth. If the world against the Juul, I am against the world.
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Twitter is going to be dead so might as well reveal what your favorite poster . @dklmarxist looks like lol he pretends to be Black online and looks like this
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Interesting how some of y'all are taking this as a compliment and the others as an insult. Something for everybody 🫡
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communists: the elites and the ruling class are responsible for our problems nazis: the (((elites))) and the (((ruling class))) are responsible for our problems Future on "I'm that n*gga" from I NEVER LIKED YOU: Fucked her in the ass made her peepee
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Do you know about mkultra? oh you do.. okay do you still want me to explain it to you
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No! No! I called you a gorilla in a good way you know like how Chief Keef says Gorilla in the coupe I love Chief Keef I am not racist please don't tell HR I called you a gorilla
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Farmville you don’t hear about farmville anymore
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Morbid Knowledge
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Alexandra Tobias killed her 3-month-old by shaking him because he was crying while she was playing Farmville.
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@ihvaloadedgun Grown ass man having a birthday party
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One of the million reasons we need organized labor is no one should be working tomorrow. There should be no business as usual after a tragedy of this magnitude.
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‘Please come dine with us. We really appreciate how you defend us Online.’ Thank you for giving me something to defend
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Some of the most powerful men on the planet drinking tea inside China's high-speed train
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@dklmarxist it's 9 am on the Lord's day
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This is so embarrassing
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An actual systems map of obesity. It just IS more complicated than “putting the fork down”
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Imagine surprising your wife and seeing this in her office lmao
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Jesusdersupajew ig dm leak
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You're now tuning into Hitler Radio
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Exclusive: Why Did Spotify Have an Official ‘Hitler Radio’ Playlist?
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Who ya got
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On the first date tell her you have a gun - She's scared 😨 endorphins, she's aroused - She thinks you're mysterious (why would he bring a gun to the bowling alley 🤔) then tell her you're joking! - She's relieved 😮‍💨 (Rollercoaster of emotions) - She thinks you're funny 🤣
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Your goat beefing with fortnite parody accounts
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Brandonth
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Why would the egg want you to eat more eggs dummy
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maddie, hot dog enthusiast
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Did an egg write this
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They sucking dick in the stalls
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kenny pickett fake slide
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Me in the mens room at the phoebe bridgers concert tonight
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The largest desert in the world? Antarctica
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Roe v Wade rn
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Men don't want an aspirational girlboss they want a tarded up shawty who couldn't survive out on her own
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@jesuslasupajew Telling everyone in the work breakroom about how bears used to stand 13 feet tall
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Jonah Hill:
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Since this image is going viral again for some reason, I wanted to remind everyone that I am the artist!
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The cancer killing drug is a pentagram... what if God doesn't want us to treat cancer...
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Office said polo and jeans okay
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How it feels to ask the corner store clerk for a free blunt wrap
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