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@alxinnwxng
thought daughter
7 months
me to any celebrity i find out refuses a selfie with ke huy quan
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3 months
england’s biggest star this tournament
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thought daughter
5 months
the best a man has ever looked at the met gala AND stuck to the theme perfectly 🤍
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AARON
5 months
still obsessed with gigi hadid’s stained glass dress. what’s your favorite met gala look?
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@alxinnwxng
thought daughter
5 months
“Diet Coke”
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The oysters. The diet coke. The way he drinks so it don't spill. That me right there
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@alxinnwxng
thought daughter
6 months
if someone i was at dinner with went thru the entire menu we’re ordering from saying how many calories are in each order i’d kms in front of them to send a message i can’t lie
@angelscals777
angel ୨୧
6 months
this is so annoying girl just stfu
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4 months
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@Cobratate
Andrew Tate
4 months
My grandfather was from Limerick. My mother half English half Irish. Making me one quarter Irish. When this bullshit in Romania is over I’m tempted to move to Ireland and fund/raise awareness for all these brave people saving their nation from being invaded.
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thought daughter
5 months
me today
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thought daughter
7 months
when ur mouth randomly fills with saliva, your stomach churns, and bile starts rising rapidly
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@alxinnwxng
thought daughter
10 months
the garda turban rocks so hard
@gardainfo
Garda Info
10 months
Your kind words of support, and each one of you that have taken the time to stop and say hello to us in recent days have lifted our spirits and made us smile. #HereToHelp
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@alxinnwxng
thought daughter
1 year
told my bf i’d cook him dinner for when he’s home from work and he said “good luck” and i thought it was an insult to my culinary skills but then i opened the fridge and understood
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@alxinnwxng
thought daughter
6 months
how is everyone missing the fact this is poo crave omg some of you are worse than my granny on Facebook
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Poo Crave
6 months
Jojo Siwa reveals that she is obsessed with porn: “Porn’s fucking sick dude, I love watching that shit”
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thought daughter
3 months
i go away by myself a lot and i often get middle aged women absolutely shook by this and that’s fine we have a nice conversation about it … today a woman asked if i was here alone and i said yes and she looked me up and down and just said “embarrassing no?” so naturally i cried
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@alxinnwxng
thought daughter
8 months
the face of a girl who spent the first 2 months of her masters bed ridden with brain swelling caused by radiation treatment and then went thru the worst heartbreak of her life 2 days before exams and yet still got a first in the semester <3
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thought daughter
9 months
crazy how on 00:00 on jan 1st 2024 i will simply be over every bad thing that has ever happened to me, develop a bunch of healthy habits, and be cured of all mental illness
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thought daughter
6 months
he exudes inner city lad energy and i love that for him
@stunninbrina
millie
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i know he’s screaming crying dying throwing up
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thought daughter
5 months
that is one of the most beautiful women in the world actually
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Bizlet
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The sunglasses do a good job of covering up her frog eyes.
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thought daughter
5 months
the streets are calling barry keoghan a british gen z
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thought daughter
2 months
what i’ll never get about influencers in general is that like .. seeing a brand send a bunch of random people with a big following on holiday or to concerts or festivals or giving them loads of free stuff .. that doesn’t make me wanna buy from them ? what’s the thought process
@Aoibhin_B
Aoibhín 🇵🇸 🇨🇩
2 months
Irish influencers: “why does everyone HATE us? I don’t GET IT??” Also irish influencers: been sent to every single festival for free, with glamping and everything paid for and vlogging like it’s not sponsored
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@postingtime
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does anyone have any useful sentences that will change my life immediately upon being read?
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thought daughter
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@deathritual
matcha lover girl
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i hate when last names start with “Mc” mcdonald’s ass last name
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thought daughter
9 months
@wkd_witch0 *insert the picture of cillian murphy screaming with a gun to his head* I’m so happy for you
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thought daughter
3 months
DISCHARGED FROM PSYCHIATRY AFTER THE BEST 3 DAYS OF MY LIFE ?!?!?! OH SHE IS THRIVING
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thought daughter
6 months
some of us live on an island miranda do u want me to swim to london?
@mirandaspov
Miranda 💋☀️
6 months
1 hour flight? Ohh swifties keep polluting the Earth…
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thought daughter
9 months
screaming at the amazon driver saying happy new year to my dad and then pausing and being like “oh sorry it’s not chinese new year is it?!” and my dad was like ah you’re grand i celebrate this one too and the amazon guy was like “dead right double the sesh” hahahaha
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thought daughter
3 months
barry found dead
@moyes4ever
Moyesball Believer ⚒️
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THREE LIONS ON THE SHIRT
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thought daughter
11 months
I had to call my mam the other day crying to tell her I relapsed and had to come home, I was genuinely scared I’d take my own life if left alone. I’m now cuddling my dogs, reading and eating biscuits and not feeling half as hopeless. It’s okay to ask for help
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thought daughter
10 months
this man is who we should be celebrating today, who knows how many lives he saved by intervening and risking his own life, a true hero
@thejournal_ie
TheJournal.ie
10 months
Deliveroo dirver Caio Benicio was on his motorbike this afternoon when he saw a man with a knife attacking a young girl in Parnell Square. The 43-year-old Brazilian dismounted his bike, took off his helmet, and hit the attacker with it. Read more here:
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thought daughter
3 months
born to say “the luas is free” forced to have crippling issues with authority figures and not want the luas inspectors to be mad at me for not tapping on
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thought daughter
1 year
sorry to the preteen girl who buys these jacqueline wilson books in a charity shop and is scarred for life but it’s basically a rite of passage
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thought daughter
1 year
i wish i could be one of those people who can go in-depth and analyse and review movies but i’m actually just like “that was fun … 5 stars !!!” and that’s the most brain power i can give to it
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thought daughter
3 months
the way stevie nicks hasn’t sold out the 3arena because her seated tickets are TWO HUNDRED FKN EURO ?!?!?!?! like miss ma’am be so fr right now
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thought daughter
10 months
i wish we dressed up more when we went out in ireland like sometimes i wanna go full glam and wear an oh polly dress but there’s no events that merit that level of cunt
@JoshLekach
🌴 Josh Lekach 🌴
10 months
How'd this happen to the British Empire?
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1 year
timmy turtle is so me coded
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1 year
the funniest thing my dad has ever said to me
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thought daughter
6 months
if anyone wants to know why I am as clingy as I am … please meet my dad x
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thought daughter
5 months
just a girl who thrives in cute little dresses
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thought daughter
2 months
just me and my €5 H&M sale dress against the world
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thought daughter
7 months
my dad sending me money for my therapist with the revolut message “psycho” is such a choice
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thought daughter
9 months
staighre beo being the irish for escalator is honestly fucking iconic like “alive stairs” gaeilge was so real for that
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thought daughter
10 months
my dad finds it hard to talk about feelings but he just gave me some lindor (my favourite) and said “he made you so happy and i know now you’re sad, but i hope little love like chocolate can give you some happiness again” and omfg i am sobbing
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thought daughter
10 months
with my grad this week i wanna look back on the lowest point of undergrad, the week of this pic i was suicidal, self harming to an extreme and had lost my entire friend group, people i thought would be besties for life, i didn’t think i’d survive and now i’m graduating and happy
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thought daughter
10 months
idk men do movember (a lot raising money for men’s mental health) and women support them and share their fundraisers etc but when it’s international women’s day we get hounded with “what about men” like imagine I said that about a men’s mental health fundraiser? i’d never
@LORDJM_
renegade 🇨🇩 🇵🇸
10 months
Women do not truly care for men’s mental health. I will forever die on this hill
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6 months
it is WILD to me that people are seeing a candid unposed pic of a pro athlete (considered one of the best in his position) and a singer who performs for 3 hours multiple nights a week on tour and body shame them ??? social media and surgery culture has warped peoples minds wtf
@MailOnline
Daily Mail Online
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Travis Kelce defends his 'Dad bod' after Chiefs star and Taylor Swift were spotted on the beach together in the Bahamas: 'It's March!'
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2 months
we could go drivin in on my scooter uh you know just round london
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7 months ago i tried to kms and now i’m sitting on a beach in the spanish evening sun <3 life doesn’t end when u get ur heartbroken fr
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thought daughter
10 months
are you wearing the - sylvaniandrama ok perf! hoodie ??? yes i am
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thought daughter
7 months
at this point it’s gone past the point of unprofessional and is just plain RUDE that paps won’t pronounce his name correctly !!! it’s really not that hard and there’s been lots of discussions about how “sillian” is wrong and a dumb as fuck pronunciation so there’s no excuse
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Variety
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Cillian Murphy poses for photos at the #SAGAwards .
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thought daughter
5 months
my toxic trait is refusing to use AI to help me with college work at all because i am fully convinced i’ll do a better job myself
maybe an unpopular opinion but if you need to cheat to pass college you probably shouldn’t be there
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6 months
triniteigh college dublin
@heyyitsdidi
henny gesserit
6 months
the best part about being in a ton of 2023 pregnancy/baby groups is getting to see all the absolutely wretched names parents are coming up with these days. here are some highlights i’ve collected
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thought daughter
1 year
sorry but the vip package is giving zoella advent calendar level of rip off
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thought daughter
6 months
my mam thought i was telling her to go away when i replied to what she was wearing with pop off
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1 year
middle aged woman behind me in the Starbucks queue just asked if she could have a sip of my matcha to try it why would u say that to a stranger
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5 months
moses paytas as barry keoghan wasn’t on my 2024 bingo card but i’m so happy it has happened
@betubrina
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this is the funniest thing she's ever done i'm 😭
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thought daughter
10 months
fucking hell like this could be the fire engine that attended the stabbing today to help the victims and the people who should be celebrated but instead you destroy our emergency response vehicles?
@thejournal_ie
TheJournal.ie
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Brief video obtained by The Journal of a Dublin Fire Brigade appliance that was attacked this evening on Parnell street.
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thought daughter
8 months
my dad’s very normal reaction to me getting wings with my friends
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thought daughter
1 year
if you were a part of “irish twitter” during any of the covid lockdowns you may be eligible for compensation due to emotional damage
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2 months
my love and adoration for simone biles and suni lee is bordering on unhealthy parasocial but like … LOOK AT THEM
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this is so scary because like .. what can we actually do ??? most people my age that i know did not vote for ffg (myself included) but if this trend continues will we all just be chilling with our parents forever ???
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RTÉ News
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Some 68% of people aged 18-34 live at home with their parents. For many, it's a point of tension. RTÉ’s Prime Time hears from young adults who say they are frustrated by being unable to move out of their parents' home due to rent and house prices
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3 months
my mirrorball dress for n3 that broke before i even left </3 she was momentary, she was legendary
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9 months
“why should i have to study irish” so you can pronounce my fucking name right how about that x
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4 months
cherry bomb
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10 months
still fuming that not only did they mispronounce my name at my graduation ceremony but they didn’t even include the fada on my parchment !! all the shit i went through to get my bsc and they get my name wrong TWICE
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11 months
told my dad that I didn’t need a lift home from work cause I was meeting my bf and this was his response hahahaha i get my flair for the dramatic from him anyway
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massive gym bro approached me at the gym and i was so scared he was gonna roast me or tell me i was doing something so wrong but instead he was like “the depth of your squats with great form is amazing keep it up!” and now nothing can bring me down
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7 months
the rejected dress </3 rip queen you had potential
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7 months
i am finding my love for dressing up and feeling pretty when i go out again <3 who knew that regular therapy, exercise and a healthy sleep schedule could actually help
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10 months
was just asked if i’d work Christmas Day with no extra pay ?!?! i will be knee deep in prosecco by midday thank u x
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6 months
my easter x lover dress
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5 months
ruined this dress in the wash so pls appreciate her one last time
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6 months
mental illness is cured
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3 months
one thing about people from dublin they absolutely do care which hospital you were born in and what school you went do and will ask you for this information very soon into the conversation
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6 months
one thing about me, i’m a story liker, doesn’t matter who you are or how close we are i will like your story !! selfie? liked. pic of dog? liked. meme? liked. ur dinner out? liked. political story? liked. miscellaneous items? liked. ur song of the moment? liked.
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6 months
the brown eyes popped off this one time i’ll give them that
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3 months
@markruffaloTD my mam’s assistant is Spanish and fully didn’t believe us when we said how awful they are until she experienced them herself and was like “their mothers would be ashamed!”
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thought daughter
1 year
i love this app where else will you see someone call wearing a hi-vis vest victim blaming
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Colm Byrne
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My 3yo came home from crèche this evening with this hi-vis because you have to start the victim blaming early. #CarBrain #DisbandTheRSA
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@lauradowling__ If these brands gave tickets to massive swifties albeit with no audience id be WAY more likely to buy from them because they wanted their casual lay consumer to have the night of their life
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running around town trying to get everything ready and done before seeing taylor swift .. call that the errands tour
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1 year
THERE ARE SEATED TICKETS AVAILABLE ON TICKETMASTER RN FOR TAYLOR SWIFT ON SATURDAY IN THE AVIVA!!! PLEASE TELL PEOPLE U KNOW WITH A CODE WHO COULDNT GET THEM YDAY
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7 months
ft squishmallow
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9 months
last night
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6 months
imagine when he finds out that people on £30k also have mortgages and childcare costs
@AdamBienkov
Adam Bienkov
6 months
Jeremy Hunt repeats his claim that £100,000 isn't a "huge salary" "While it might sound like a high salary.. if you've got a mortgage and you've got childcare costs it doesn't go as far as you might think".
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my dad is an angel on earth i swear
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last NOIGHT
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it is once again me and a different H&M sale dress against the world aka my thesis :) this time €8 <3
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1 year
i don’t remember even being awake at 3:30am last night but i must have been because i woke up to a confirmation email that i had bought the i am kenough fleece at 3:30am so … interesting … intriguing … i remain a wonder even to myself
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3 months
passport pic goes hard
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5 months
saving lives is woke
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1 year
if i’m supposed to live a productive life then why is bed so cosy ??? why am i so sleepy ??? riddle me this
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3 months
the duality of women ⚽️🪩
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1 year
if overthinking someone’s tone over text to the point of having a mental breakdown was illegal
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3 months
teaching my mam the term slay has led to some amazing exchanges but this one might win
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4 months
gift in a lift
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11 months
my friend works in a chain coffee shop and got a call from her manager asking why she wasn’t in .. when there’s no public transport and a fkn storm … are people actually well wtf
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