Author of Power and Glory, Windsors at War, Crown in Crisis & Byron’s Women, etc. Books editor,
@TheSpectator
. Bylines: Observer, Critic, Telegraph, Spectator.
Utterly thrilled that the first copies of Power and Glory have arrived today, completing the Windsor trilogy. Enormous thanks to everyone at
@wnbooks
, especially
@ejklake
and
@ElizabethAllen
, and of course my peerless agent
@literarywhore
.
My next book features Elizabeth II's famous speech when, on her 21st birthday, she pledged her life to service. Last night, as I write for
@spectator
, the Duchess of Sussex plagiarised it and came out with an idiot's version -
‘Those unlucky enough to have suffered through the six interminable hours of the Harry and Meghan series might now be regarding further updates from the less-than-dynamic duo with the same excitement that a dental patient looks forward to root canal.’
I’m genuinely horrified by the Guardian’s editorial about Cameron in tomorrow’s paper. I just hope that whichever sneering journalist wrote it never experiences a loss of a child and their own ‘privileged pain’. It should not have been published.
Utterly thrilled and honoured that
@thetimes
have published the first extract from The Windsors at War in their magazine today, ahead of publication next week. It looks terrific and I am so, so proud.
So the moral of the story is, I suppose, that there will always be someone - even an entire literary society - prepared to defend someone who we might view as indefensible. Plus I was publicly denounced, which was a thrill. Byron would have loved it.
About six years ago, I wrote a revisionist book, Byron’s Women, which focused less on the Wicked Lord than the women in his life, most of whom he systematically abused. It was designed to show exactly what Byron was - a rapist and sexual predator - and went badly…
‘We can only be reminded of Hamlet’s words on his father, suitably gender-flipped. She was a woman, take her for all in all. We shall not look upon her like again. And we, as a nation, will be the poorer for it’ I wrote about the Queen for
@spectator
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#Breaking
The Duke of Sussex will seek to appeal against a High Court ruling dismissing his challenge over a change to the level of his personal security when he visits the UK, a spokesperson said
How TV commissioning works, from the Guardian today. 'When Sex Education was picked up, Nunn had no big credits to her name. She had written and directed a couple of short films'. (Later) 'Her mother is the Australian actor Sharon Lee-Hill; her father the director Trevor Nunn'
I've got a new job! Hurrah! Oh wait, I forgot I'm entirely unemployable by any conventional metric. Let me rephrase that...I have signed a deal for a new book. Hooray! More details to come very soon...
Which may or may not be true, but I discovered that I was persona non grata with the Society when a talk I suggested to them - about the relationship between Byron and Rochester, both of whom I had written books about - was duly given, by someone else entirely.
Genuinely quite surprised that ‘books by women’ are some sort of special category that a man acquires respect for boldly admitting to reading. Most of the books I read and review are by women.
Before the lunch, but then after I did a talk, he took to his feet and denounced both me and my book as ‘anachronistic liberal wish fulfilment’, the implication being that Byron’s actions might have been regrettable but we have no right to judge them by contemporary standards.
With certain sectors of opinion, none more so than with the fine men and women in charge of the Byron Society. I was invited to their Christmas lunch to do a talk about the book, where the current Lord Byron was one of the guests of honour. He was pleasant and friendly…
Up to now, I’d refrained from saying anything publicly about
@BaillieGifford
and the book festival funding controversies. But the news that Cheltenham has had its sponsorship withdrawn was a step too far. I wrote in both sorrow and anger for
@spectator
I could not be happier or more proud that The Windsors at War has been reviewed by a hero of mine,
@SimonCallow
, in today’s
@ST_Culture
section. I’m thrilled he enjoyed it, and I hope that you will, too.
One of the greatest bands around,
@divinecomedyhq
, has just celebrated their 30th anniversary. I looked at why they've managed to remain in the industry so long, and so stylishly, for
@TheCriticMag
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Reading about Peter Buttigieg’s time at university. All relatively normal until this paragraph - ‘Perhaps the strangest story about his time at Oxford is how he boarded a cargo ship full of Ukranian sailors to get some peace and quiet so he could revise for exams.’
As promised, here's the big news. My new book, THE WINDSORS AT WAR, will be published by
@wnbooks
on 7 March 2023 and
@StMartinsPress
on 18 April 2023. Telling the previously untold story of the Royal Family's relationship with the Nazis in WWII, I hope that you love it.
I turn 40 today. Gosh. Thanks in advance for all good wishes, commiserations, words of advice, encouragement, lavish presents, hitherto forgotten bills...it's all uphill from here!
I've been a fan of the
@divinecomedyhq
for the best part of 25 years. It was, therefore, both a professional and a personal honour to be able to interview the great Neil Hannon for
@Telegraph
, as he prepares to release a new greatest hits album -
Utterly miserable to hear of the death of Tom Wilkinson, one of my favourite actors. He made anything better by being in it. A magnificent Pecksniff on TV, a menacing (yet hilarious) Marquess of Queensberry and, of course, mighty in In The Bedroom and Michael Clayton.
Very much enjoyed interviewing the great
@Connellybooks
for
@Telegraph
about the new Lincoln Lawyer series, Bosch, his influences and whether he'll ever write a non-series novel again -
Astonished at all the positive reviews for Pursuit of Love in the Guardian, Times and Radio Times. Probably others as well. Did they see the same programme the rest of us did?
Ten years today, Sebastian Horsley died of an overdose. I still miss the silly posturing sod. I've written about my memories of him for
@TheCriticMag
.
@aholgate
Actually Dunkirk could be classed as a Remainer film - it’s that line of Kenneth Branagh’s at the end, when he makes it clear that he’s staying behind to supervise the French evacuation as well. European countries pulling together for a common purpose...
It’s been edited already, which is something, but that it was ever thought acceptable to publish - and as the editorial, of all things - is sadly revealing.
As I've written for
@TheSpectator
, I'm still trying to get over the sheer awfulness of the films being previewed at this year's Super Bowl, most if not all of which richly deserve to flop.
Boris Johnson - a man who wrote a biography of Churchill - has feigned ignorance of the quotation that David Davis used, which was said by Leo Amery to Neville Chamberlain on 7 May 1940, and was symbolically crucial in ejecting Chamberlain from office. Hmmm.
@horton_official
Atherton remains the rudest interviewee I’ve ever met. He turned up an hour and a half late, spent most of the interview signing contracts, and mainly talked about how rich he was. Never been to any of his restaurants again since.
"It seems increasingly clear that, whatever the Duke and Duchess have to sell, the public aren’t buying it." I wrote for
@spectator
about the latest humiliations to be visited upon Harry and Meghan, as they lose their Spotify and Netflix deals -
If I was a theatre’s artistic director, I would be preparing to stage a verbatim recreation of the Rebekah Vardy libel trial later this year. Every single line is comic gold.
RIP the great Jan Morris, writer of definitive books about Oxford, Venice and so many more places. Can’t wait to read the tales of a great, trailblazing life.
I’ve just read three book reviews back to back which don’t deal with the quality of the book other than in a word or two, but instead concentrate on a précis of the narrative. Surely this is fairly useless, both for the writer and the potential purchaser?
‘The blame for the city of Oxford being a pale shadow of its former glories lies with the university and its colleges’. I wrote for this month’s
@TheCriticMag
about the miseries of living in a city where half the shops are shut because of the landlords -
'If the law of averages is to be believed, Prince Harry has involved himself in so many court cases that it was inevitable that at least one was not going to go his way.' I wrote about Harry's High Court defeat for
@spectator
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As Prince Harry concludes his stint in the High Court, the Royal Family tweet about the Duke of Kent at a tank museum. I asked for
@spectator
if their ongoing refusal to acknowledge Harry's antics can be met with similarly armour-plated robustness -
@matthaig1
This is what we are up against. The extraordinary, painful stupidity - ‘he has an allotment! He rides a bike!’ - and then the refuge in accusing her interlocutor of mansplaining. It’s going to be a long, long campaign.
‘Flex. Mansion Offer. We are, it seems, at the end of days.’ To say that I’m not a big fan of the
@nationaltrust
’s proposed changes is an understatement. I explain why for
@TheCriticMag
...
Now that the lawyers have cast an eye over it, here's my take for the
@spectator
on the royal racist controversy, including the suspiciously convenient revelation that the Dutch edition names both of the nefarious figures involved
Thrilled to announce that The Crown In Crisis is being serialised in today’s Daily Telegraph, in
@TelegraphMag
. You can read it online here - - but it looks best in the actual magazine. Buy papers people! And a great
@CamillaTominey
mini-column too.
I wrote for
@spectator
about the aesthetic and cultural decline of Oxford, a city less composed of dreaming spires and more of unfortunate experiments in concrete.
The Woman in Black,
@susanhillwriter
's masterpiece of Gothic ghostliness, has one of the most enduring legacies of any supernatural novel ever written. I looked at why for
@TheCriticMag
@camillalong
It’s all becoming very Edward VIII and Wallis Simpson. He, after all, made a big deal about how ‘I shall be available for public events, but my private life is my own, and I expect that to be respected’. It wasn’t.
A last-minute pleasant cinematic surprise for 2023: Wonka is a marvel from start to finish, with wonderful songs, a charming Timothée Chalamet lead performance, a scene-stealing Hugh Grant and a fabulous supporting cast all wholly on point. I adored it.
Much as I detest Priti Patel - vicious, smug and incompetent - I note with alarm the racially tinged attacks on her, on the grounds that people who are otherwise too woke to abuse someone of Asian origin are given licence so to do if she’s a Tory cabinet minister.
Say what you like about King Charles, but he has a knack for rising to the occasion with a set-piece speech. The two that he delivered to commemorate D-Day rank amongst his best, as I wrote for
@spectator
.
If Joe Orton had come up with the line ‘I am not mad. I am a member of Parliament’, I think he could have patted himself on the back and taken the rest of the day off.
Also I’m in this week’s
@spectator
magazine writing about whether the Duke of Windsor staged the theft of his own jewellery in 1946 (spoiler alert: probably).
'To admit to an affection, let alone an idolatry, for Kingsley Amis's works is to stand above the parapet and declare oneself a thoroughly wrong ’un.' I wrote about one of the greatest British comic writers for this month's
@TheCriticMag
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Byron was both a brilliant and truly repellent man. I wrote a book a few years ago which detailed both the brilliance and the evil that he was responsible for, and virtually nobody bought it. Perhaps I should have just ‘printed the legend’.
Having a groping Tory MP called ‘Pincher’ is something that a Restoration dramatist might have rejected as being too on the nose. As opposed to other parts of the body.
‘This book is even more rollicking than its predecessor – this is an author having an enormous amount of fun with his subject.’ Thank you,
@ahmpreston
, for such a splendid review of Windsors at War in today’s
@GuardianBooks
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Utterly over the moon about a new review of The Crown in Crisis in the
@WSJ
: 'Mr. Larman brings his cast of characters vividly to life in a fast-paced, lively staging of the drama. It’s as much fun to read as a good political thriller.'
Martin McDonagh’s
#LieutenantofInishmore
, expertly revived with
@AidanTurner
by
@MichaelGrandage
, now comes across less as a satire on the IRA and more as a devastatingly hilarious black comedy that plays like Noel Coward on ketamine. It is far, far too funny.
As Wonka cleans up - no pun intended, if you've seen the film - at the US box office, I wrote a paean of praise to it and its superb director Paul King, as well as its songwriter
@divinecomedyhq
, for
@TheSpectator
An absolutely massive thanks to everyone who's bought the book over the weekend, or said nice things about my appearance on TV earlier, or generally been supportive. It means the world to me.
Writing Power and Glory, the third book in my Windsors trilogy, has been an emotionally overwhelming experience. Every chapter has made me cry. ‘I felt I had lost something very precious.’ It’s impossibly moving. Hope you love it when it’s out.