Alexander. @alexintexass Twitter profile

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@alexintexass

5 months

Sir, The Mexicans have already opened their gifts

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5 years

Add some XTC at 3am and that’s a perfect Dallas getaway vacation

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5 years

Think I might hit that red river, 216, deep ellum combo this weekend, with a bit of bombshells pre-game.

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2 years

Those kids were on their last week of school … just looking forward to summer.

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3 years

One of my students at school surprised me with one of the best gifts I could’ve ever asked for 😭🥺🥰

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3 years

LETS GOOOOOO !!! DALLAS COWBOYS DUB!!!!!

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3 years

FYI if you didn’t know, the speed limit is only applicable during perfect weather conditions. There’s no reason you should be going 70mph on an icy day 😬

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7 years

All Pleasant grove girls just graduate from skyline , go to Eastfield for 3 semesters, & then go work at T-Mobile.

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5 years

All of Red River when they start playing hip hop

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3 years

Gregg Abbot is a fucking idiot

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7 years

Everybody in Dallas rn

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7 years

this Pleasant Grove right here

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1 year

Yall off tomorrow or is your job racist ??

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4 years

MARRYING MY BEST FRIEND #HESAIDYES 🥰🥰🥳🥳

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@alexintexass

6 years

BROOOO, FINALLY!!! Met the LOML at pluckers. No mammeees. Butterflies in my stomach tbh. 💕💕💕 @daisymarquez_

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3 years

COWBOYS WIN AGAINST VIKINGS WITH NO DAK PRESCOTT ! COOPER RUSH WITH 325 yards and 2 tuddys! LETS GOOO #Cowboys

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6 years

Met the loml at Padre while I was waiting in line to use the restroom. I don’t want twitter to help me find her, cause she too good for me, but I just want you to know boo, wherever you are I love you 😘 💕

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4 years

Hey SO, I’m saying this as an ex-Amazon driver. If you order from AMAZON and you live in APARTMENTS,if you could do them the biggest favor and leave as many details as you possibly can. Building number, what floor you live on, what kind of doormat you might have. It helps a lot

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4 years

It’s so funny when somebody says they’re from Dallas and I tell them what area and they hit me with, “Carrollton”. Then I say I live by Pleasant Grove and they’re like 🤨.

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4 years

Dez Bryant casually running routes and working out at Skyline. Mannn, wth

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3 years

JUST FOUND OUT THAT I PASSED MY CONTENT EXAM!!! #LETSGOOOOOOO YESSIIIRRRR 💯

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7 years

She fine until you find out she listens to boosie, webbie, abn, etc... now she just scary.

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8 years

#IfTheyGunnedMeDown Which picture would they use on the news ?!? 🤔

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2 years

Because she deserved it ☺️☺️

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5 years

35-17 COWBOYS WIN!! You know what that means 😎😎🥳 #LetsGoCowboys 🏈

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2 years

I TOLD MY STUDENTS IMA GIVE THEM A 100 QUESTION TEST IF WE LOSE AND BOYYYY I HOPE THEY WRIST READY

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5 years

Another cowboys game , another cowboys win, another cowboys video #WEDEMBOYZ #roadtoSIX

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10 years

#SelfieGame2Strong ...you dont know how stupid I feel. http://t.co/sdjshS76Mj

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4 years

Look what came in the mail today (-: #AggieRing 👏🏻😭👍🏻

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6 years

My mom getting on my ass about finishing up my tattoo, but I haven't said a word about her tattooing her eyebrows like 10 years ago. 🐸 ☕️

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1 year

Who makes logos?

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5 years

COWBOYS WIN AFTER 3 straight losses and head to a bye week as on top of the division. Giving them time to get healthy! #ColdBoyz are now #WarmBoyz ... LETS GOOOOO! 37-10 Dallas Clownboys ⭐️

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6 years

All these people work at T-Mobile in PG.

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4 years

I look like a Dallas Morning News writer

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@alexintexass

10 years

#TheAwesomeMomentWhenTheBlackCommunityHasAcceptedYou 2015's slim shady http://t.co/lr7sgMktsv

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3 years

Damn, this weather has really been preventing me from washing my car. I haven’t washed it in like 3 months but believe me ... it’s the weather

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5 years

They shot up Deep Ellum last night? Mannn, but if I can’t go to bellas noches where can I go ? Staying home is the move

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@alexintexass

7 years

PSA: IF YOU GO TO WATCH COCO & YOUR SHOWTIME IS FOR EXAMPLE 10:30PM YOU CAN SHOW UP AT LIKE 11:20 & NOT MISS A SINGLE SECOND OF THE MOVIE BECAUSE OF THE STUPID FROZEN SHORT MOVIE THEY HAVE BEFORE COCO.

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6 years

One last thing... Just because we didn't get the results we wanted doesn't mean you should feel discouraged about your vote in future elections. Votes matter.

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@alexintexass

6 years

Say no mo #AggieBound

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6 years

I wanna say that I’m happy about all the Beto posters I see , but I saw an equal amount of Hilary signs & she ended up losing. Don’t get too comfortable , please go out in November!!

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@alexintexass

6 years

Get and vote! #Vote4Beto let's let this hard working man represent Texas.

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3 years

My mom trying to explain to her friends what medieval times is and all I here is, "OHHH, un jaripeo?"

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6 years

I’m fucking dead lmao, some random added me to a group chat on instagram full of Alexander Gonzalez’s

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6 years

When you realize that’s your ride home, but fuck it you know God got you.

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4 years

3rd win of the year, let’s go babyyyyy #CowboysNation 😂😂😂 I fucking hate this team

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8 years

When she said she'd do anything for an A+ , except keep it a secret.

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4 years

My header thoooooooooo 👨🏻‍🎓👨🏻‍🎓👨🏻‍🎓👨🏻‍🎓 #WHOOP 👍🏻

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@alexintexass

3 years

I got PTSD from that stupid ass way of retweeting tweets

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@alexintexass

7 years

When you're at a Boda eating agusto AF and the videographer passes by to film you

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@alexintexass

6 years

Got to take a picture with @BetoORourke 🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿 super cool guy! Very humble!

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@alexintexass

6 years

I started watching Gossip Girl because this girl I had a crush on liked it. Lol I be doing head ass shit for girls. I’m waiting for a girl to do head ass shit for me now.

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@alexintexass

4 years

I’m a hoe for frijoles charros, or a frijole charrhoe if you will.

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@alexintexass

3 years

This one student talked about my mom 😔 so I called his 😏, who really won?

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@alexintexass

6 years

If anybody is having a bad day, here’s a picture of Benny at PetSmart

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@alexintexass

3 years

THE DALLAS COWBOYS BEAT THE CAROLINA PANTHERS 36-28 TO IMPROVE TO 3-1!!! LETS GOOOOO #WeDemBoyz

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@alexintexass

5 years

Idk why but when I was little I’d tell myself once I get a car ima visit here & I to this day never have

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5 years

the dallas’s niagara falls

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4 years

Just applied to take my online teacher certification courses for the state of Texas 🥳

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3 years

Mannnn, who tf made this?!?

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1 year

I used to never revise my essay papers in college , till one day my history professor stopped me after class and asked me if English was my first language 😓🫠. I told her no, it was Spanish because I was embarrassed and she said she could tell 😭😭.

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3 years

Don’t tell y’all kids any gossip. They’ll tell anybody. This student walked up to me and told me her aunt thinks that I’m really guapo.

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@alexintexass

4 years

😍😍😍😍😍

Ben Abbott Car Wreck Lawyer

@BenAbbottTX

4 years

Congrats to Alexander the winner of this weeks sneaker giveaway!!

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2 years

Y’all’s parents made y’all cry on the kitchen table while doing homework too, or was it just me?

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6 years

Well fuck You twitter, go fucking kill yourself for posting this without saying spoiler alert. God fucking dammit smh

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Alexander.

@alexintexass

4 years

I said, “let’s go tour campus mf”

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4 years

Remember going to Cstat and Alex was trying to give us a tour of campus LMFAO boi fuck that lame ass shit, where da bitches at?

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4 years

I GOT A B ON MY LAST FINAL EXAM AT TEXAS A&M 🥳🥳🥳🥳 I AM DONEZOOOO, FINISHED, OUT OF THIS B

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6 years

I don’t want to know your zodiac sign. Take a Harry Potter quiz & let me know what house you assigned to. I can’t be a Gryffindor dating no Hufflepuff ass bitch.

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@alexintexass

5 years

I know what I’m in school for won’t make the most money, but I’m positive it’ll make me happy 😛

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@alexintexass

10 years

I fell on my elbow and they ran out of band-aids 😓 http://t.co/1fRPcQsUSa

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@alexintexass

4 years

That one girl when she saw that Everardo ordered 5 tacos al pastor

ZIGGY

@DJZiggy850

4 years

I’m never gone find true love 😭😭😭

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10 years

Well fuck...Guess who's going to school tommaro? http://t.co/uwGSuVvxfF

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7 years

Every time I speed up, I have this picture to remind me why I need to slow down 💕💘

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6 years

Scouting for bitches (for Benny of course) 🐶

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6 years

I ain’t even finna try this

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3 years

DALLAS COWBOYS WIN AGAINST THE Philadelphia eagles. LETS GOOOOO

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3 years

I was told that nobody in my house drinks beer except me, yet there’s 2 beers missing 🙂. So its either a duende or somebody lying their ass off.

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7 years

My brother got a dog today 😊 #CorgiPower

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6 years

The year is 2009, it’s 7:55 am on a Wednesday, your mom is dropping you off late to school because you were too lazy in the morning to get up the first time she woke you up, she’s listening to Piolin Por La Mañana, life is good.

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4 years

Hire me as a photographer , I take the best pics

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3 years

I told my class to take a moment of silence today, I ain’t tell them why tho. 🙏🏻

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3 years

I treated him like he was my own. I still miss him.

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@alexintexass

10 years

Selfie game 2 nasty #OnlyAtSkyline http://t.co/zJNdv3ysyY

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2 years

There’s like 4 teachers out today, I’m going to have like an extra 40 kids in my classroom, I am feeling under the weather (not COVID , maybe the flu tho) you damn right ima play a movie

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2 years

My worst kind of dreams are when I dream about work , cause wtf why I can’t I escape that shit 😭😂

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@alexintexass

3 years

COWBOYS BEAT PATRIOTS SINCE I DONT REMEMBER WHEN TO IMPROVE TO 5-1 LETS GOOOO #CowboysNation

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6 years

A white guy in my sociology class called ME racist , because I said white people cant really empathize with minorities being oppressed LMAO

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9 years

Thank you to everyone that voted ! Love ya fam! #2015PromKing http://t.co/ccgnR2pbQr

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@alexintexass

4 years

I got a section at Vinty tonight for the official Dallas Impeachment Party 🎉

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@alexintexass

7 years

I used to hate it when people would eat my food that I leave at home, but for the past year or two as soon as I get home and I see food I eat that shit up! You either die a hero or live long enough to become the villain. Smh

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@alexintexass

10 years

#ThisCouldBeUsButILeftMySuperGlueAtHome #SkylineCouples smh...let yall girls walk bruhh. http://t.co/ZzZQc5JuOV

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Alexander.

@alexintexass

4 years

Do y’all know any families that have kids that go to DISD and need internet? Cause DISD is sending them out for the year, all you gotta do is fill out the form @

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@alexintexass

2 years

*me trying to teach social studies* *random student that’s having a bad day* : Fuck you. Me: Oh 🙂.

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2 years

Washington photo dump. Colchuck Lake, WA 🏔

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@alexintexass

5 years

If your name is Jennifer and you work at the Olive Garden in mesquite , I just want to apologize regarding my mom. I heard she tried to set you up with me..she just wants more grandkids so my bad.

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@alexintexass

3 years

Blessed to have some really cool students at my school 🙏🏻. Hope they remember me

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@alexintexass

4 years

Mexico abolished slavery in 1829 and the Anglo settlers that migrated to Texas were so upset at that, that they decided to make Texas independent from Mexico in 1836, leading to war later on. I swear the lengths some wypipo went through to preserve slavery 🤧.

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@alexintexass

3 years

One of my kids during lunch was eating a pizza and called me over just to say, “this pizza bussin” 🙄

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@alexintexass

7 years

That’s it, man. Fuck it, people always talking shit about where you at in life & they don’t seem to mind their business. Not everyone has has the exact same timeline. Ima be a stripper fr.

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@alexintexass

2 years

Yoooo, just did my taxes on TurboTax and that shit said ima get $15 back 😭 wtf

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