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@albinojiginosis

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Expert improviser. Street polymath. Animal retweeter. Legendary troll. Ardent atheist. I'm just here to witness Elon's hubris kill the platform in real time.

Rockford, IL
Joined November 2013
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"Why are you lying to yourself? Who are you trying to impress? You know damn well that you're gonna do the same shit as last year."
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Jada Pinkett-Smith is quite literally the textbook example of who to not look for in a life partner.
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Bernie Sanders is basically the only politician who's ever run for president who has ever said anything about this.
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The top 10% of farms currently get 77% of all subsidies. The time is long overdue for the U.S. government to stand with and protect rural America.
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@MattZeitlin I did this twice without stopping for anything except gas/food or consuming any caffeine both ways. On the first leg I also had to wait an extra 8 hours to book a motel in SLC, also without any caffeine. I'm just built different lmao
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@TravisGafford It's once again time to post my all-time favorite paragraph about eSports!
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@BigDamages The joke's on you I accomplished all that shit without a pandemic... ...wait a minute. FUCK.
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@RepKinzinger @realDonaldTrump Then DO SOMETHING about it.
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@GuyDealership At some point car manufacturers are gonna have to make cheaper vehicles again because rising costs relative to income gains will completely price out an entire class of consumers from being bled dry by new car financing. Suburbanites are ruining the car market for us!
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How in the fuck did one of the judges have the fight 3-1 Covington going into the 5th round? Rogan is right, fire all the judges and start from scratch!
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@Riddlesmk Nia does the big reveal, saves his corny ass, professes her love to him, only to get friend-zoned within a span of 2 minutes. Forever doomed to side-chick status.
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This shit always fascinates me as a casual white observer. Unfortunately I can't say anything because I'll get canceled over it, but the origin of all this vitriol is surprisingly close to home if you catch my drift.
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Frieren having such an incredible dub is honestly a goddamn miracle. It's honestly one of the greatest dubs of all time.
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Rewatching Frieren anime in dub was a great choice
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@Merrydawg One of the kids at my school's father machined a custom, pure tungsten (heavy AF) Beyblade core and tungsten carbide attachments which led to him getting suspended because it would literally create shrapnel upon hitting an opposing Beyblade. They were swiftly banned afterward.
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Mew was originally added to Gen 1 as an insider joke amongst Game Freak staff despite being told by management to not fuck with the game's code so close to launch. Once GF removed the debug menu and added Mew they literally ran out of space on the game cart for any new content.
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@FatsPostingLs It's not the fact that she works at an abortion clinic or that she's built like an oil drum, the major deal breaker is that she's a Cleveland Browns fan. No self-respecting person would be a Browns fan and it clearly shows.
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Me learning that Hisense isn't using ADS Pro panels on their U8N series of TVs that I was planning on buying this year:
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@justChinks is a world treasure and must be protected at all costs.
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@tourneylocator Yo dawg, you ever heard of paragraphs? It would really help you state your case if my eyes didn't glaze over a wall of text and I just default to the comments.
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Just wait until you find out that the Toby Fox song in Pokemon Sword/Shield is heavily sampled from an MPreg Homestuck song "The Baby is You" and you'll realize just how deep it goes.
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There is a profound creepiness to Undertale and Deltarune. You can definitely see the machinations of degeneracy bubbling beneath the surface by looking at the creator and hardcore fans-
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@corybellFGC It gave us G, the coolest Street Fighter character designed in a long time.
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With Chyna dead, can we talk about how Triple H cheated on her with Stephanie McMahon and then railroaded her outta the company?
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@GamersNexus Next in the pipeline of insurmountable odds, you'll have a Windows Update that actually works as intended with no built in settings flips!
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@UpdatingOnRome And despite all that, he was still one of the best emperors that Rome ever had. History really is stranger than fiction sometimes. No writer could create a story so profoundly bizarre.
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@tantalnight Sena's ascension quest is actually perfect because Shania represents what she would have become if she didn't receive support and encouragement to overcome her crippling self-doubt and low self-esteem. When you see Shania as Sena and Ghondor as Mio, it all makes sense.
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@Dieudonnem55 The answer is quite simple: When you have entire generations of struggling single mothers either covertly or OVERTLY hating their sons because they're a reminder of THEIR choice of father, can the men really be blamed in avoiding thosr who share the behaviors of their mothers?
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@aewbotches With how many potatoes Jelly was throwing throughout the match I sure as fuck hope Page made that Buckshot Lariat extra stiff.
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@CSS_Kief Before anyone goes crazy here, keep in mind all this shit costs a lot of money and requires a lot of space. Very few locals have the benefit of having a 2.4 billion dollar endowment university providing free, rapid testing for anyone on campus as well as ample space.
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Rachel Dolezal having an OnlyFans was something I did not want or need to learn existed.
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Yo @AmishFAC care to explain why this salacious tweet is showing up on my timeline?
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@dyingscribe This is a regular ass single family upper-middle class house that can be found in 100+ quantities each in subdivisions all over the Midwest and Southeast. They got built in vast quantities all throughout the 90s-10s when interest rates were 3% and lending standards didn't exist.
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@PandaGlobal The MAYLAY community will still find a way to be utterly pissed and find stupid shit to be mad about with this controller mark my words.
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This Alex Jones news is the greatest thing to happen this year. Either he loses his kids or he admits that he's lied to his loyal fanbase.
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Captain Zack was 17 when he destroyed the Smash Ultimate community.
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Miley was SIXTEEN when she released The Climb.
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You know... maybe Gimr having a near monopoly on Smash VoDs and streaming is a really bad idea and creates an environment for him to do shit like this for cheap clicks, right? There's been a lot of shady happenings involving him over the years... it's kind of a trend.
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@b0gg1ng_lizard @iso5001_ Live by reflector, die by reflector. Sakurai himself said that Kazuya needed everything he has, including this interaction deleting him in a whole 2 frames.
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@Bota_64 @OnThisDayGaming Respect Your Elders is what started the whole feud and "My B" was Chillindude's famous last words bruh
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Live shot of Vince McMahon celebrating CM Punk's embarrassing loss at #UFC225
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Bret Hart's pure hatred of Bill Goldberg is the kind of lifetime hater energy that everyone should have in their lives.
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Snorlax really is the greatest Gen 1 Pokemon and you cannot tell me otherwise.
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Snorlax has the best pokemon move of all time
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@urbanxaccel @Greg_Lindsay Taxes pay for roads, just like other commons. What kinda fuckshit is this?
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I found my best friend while volunteering at PAWS Chicago when I was hopelessly lost in life with nothing going for myself. Adopt a shelter pet, it will change your life; much like it did mine. #NationalAdoptAShelterPetDay
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@Kotaku "By Ashley Bardhan" You can't make this shit up.
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@ghost_motley 12VHPWR is a shit standard that we're gonna be stuck with for decades because Nvidia would rather have cables melt on their halo products than admit that they were wrong for pushing it so hard. DerBauer dropped a great video today on why 12VHPWR is such a a bad standard.
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One of my old homeboys is into black girls and holy shit he was a soul collector back in the day. The girls into anime and weeb shit especially threw themselves at him. He unknowingly ran through an entire friend group of ratchets once and ruined the friend group forever lmaoooo
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When it comes to getting bums there's few who can beat white guys who are into black girls. GTI gents can barely compete
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When I was at Best Buy the other day just killing time, the ADS Pro panel on the 75” Hisense U8K actually kind of impressed me. IPS type panels really have improved an awful lot since the days of my LG SK9500 which is finally starting to show its age. That gets left with mom lol
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@BestUnkleDan @EVO Context: DEFCON, by far the most prestigious hacker convention, is going on in Las Vegas. The attendees are known to bug ATMs to scrape cards, hack the venue WiFi, steal NFC cell phone payment accounts, and hold actual competitions to compromise attendee devices in real time.
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@WillQuintanaNW Tony Hawk Underground gave us one of the greatest villains in all of fiction in Eric Sparrow and I will die on that hill
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@Elaquent @SuperbEric If you were actually good at the game and really wanted to piss off your friends in multiplayer you would simply pick Rodney Mullen and manual/grind for the entire game in one combo to stack the point multiplier. The only thing that they could do is collide with you to stop it.
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I don't see why everyone is dunking on Faze Virus. He's a practicing wahhabi Muslim who lives in Saudi Arabia... where the Qur'an is interpreted quite literally for all legal disputes. It's also highly illegal to even endorse support for LGBTQIA+ people, so what do you want?
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I like @RLewisReports . All he's done is try to steer the FGC from a buncha nerds hosting video game tournaments in B-rate hotels towards legitimacy because the FGC story itself is compelling and highly marketable. It's almost as if the FGC inclusive manta is secretly exclusive.
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@JohnLegere @COAttnyGeneral @TheJusticeDept I love the idea of higher prices and less consumer choice. Let's keep selling the big lie of less market players = lower prices!
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@LupintheI Shout-out to the A770 16GB absolutely crushing its target competition with a resounding 5.8FPS. That's over 400% better!
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@Technicals_ He lives for validation and confirmation bias. He immediately threw his "good friend" under the bus as soon as he could, DESPERATE for those dopamine highs that come from retweets and supporting comments. He's low-key one of the worst clout chasers and deserves no respect.
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Social media has allowed predators to self-snitch without them even knowing it. I hope this fucker gets doxxed and loses his teaching license.
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@76 It doesn't matter because the whole fucking state is on fire.
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@TheOnBlastShow All that NRS money and the fame/adulation of being a combination of every marginalized minority rolled into one that "made it" went to SonicFox's head. SonicFox has been Hollywood for years and has an army of degenerate rainbow furry Twitter gassing "them" up at all times.
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@Parappa_GANG I think he's finally realized that he literally has no marketable skills outside being good at pushing buttons in video games and is having an existential crisis about it. This reeks of desperation and is an abject refusal to hold himself accountable for his lot in life now.
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If there's a measurable improvement between the Hisense U8K and the upcoming U8N, I honestly think I'll buy one if the 75" still comes with an ADS Pro panel. I'd like to actually experience sunlight, so if I can have 85% of the OLED experience for a third of the money...
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@RepKinzinger You should be praying for your political career come election time.
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Russia can be bad AND American media conglomerates can be evil. Both statements are true and not mutually exclusive.
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Damn, they're really soft launching Prince William's mistress in preparation for Kate Middleton's impending divorce. British Royal Family is GRIMEY LMAO
@Independent
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Lady Rose Hanbury: Who is the Marchioness of Cholmondeley?
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#KaneBlueRiverTheTypeOfNigga who gets flown out international to a tournament last minute and doesn't complete due to being "tired"
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@KodakBlack1k First Bow Wow's private jet, then Soulja Boi's $100 bills, and now Kodak Black's hard liquor.
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I DO NOT have the time for this petty and childish bullshit. I JUST got my dog back from having her leg amputated after a horrific accident and I gotta deal with this? Proof:
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@Grow870 @Crunchyroll @SRDood Not even animals are immune to the power of anime.
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I think it's important to understand that just because you can get along and be pleasant with someone in public, it doesn't mean that you are obligated to respect them as a person. Life is a delicate balance of managing these kinds of relationships and interactions.
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This shit RIGHT HERE is exactly why you will lose in your striking efforts and the corporations will win.
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@BatFamNerd It was. But that’s still wrong. I was too upset to watch it so it took a while for me to figure that out. My stance has not changed though.
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@RepKinzinger Yeah, lets put yet another war on the credit card and send our volunteer armed forces to occupy yet another oil rich nation so the defense contractors and oil conglomerates can profit on the blood of innocents! Are we gonna occupy Tehran for 18 years like Kabul, Afghanistan?
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All the Hogwarts Legacy rage is hilarious and incredibly sad. Yeah JK Rowling is a TERF and is filthy rich, I get it. However, why are you taking your vitriol out on the devs just trying to make a paycheck? They didn't get to choose what project their studio execs picked up.
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They made an effects background in Tetris Effect called 1989 where it's literally the original GameBoy Tetris with the olive green aesthetic and music. This game is too good.
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Marshawn Lynch is a national treasure. I think it may be scientifically impossible to hate this man.
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Erica L. Ayala (Eye-Yah-La) 💪🏽
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This is the only zam cam #content I approve of, lmao! 🍩 x 🏒 Super Bowl champion Marshawn Lynch has officially joined the @SeattleKraken ownership group! Artist Macklemore has also joined as a minority owner. #SEAKraken @LockedOnKraken @LockedOnNetwork #SportsBiz
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This is a colossal scam and your FGC heroes are perpetuating it in front of your very eyes. It's just like miners getting paid in corporate cash that could only be redeemed at corporate shops back in the 1880s.
@esportseco
eSports Ecosystem
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eSports Ecosystem is proud to announce it's exclusive partnership with one of Canada's largest retailers of electronics, @MEMORYEXPRESS ! Starting Q1 2019, Canadian residents can purchase items at using $ESE! @AchainOfficial
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Oh boy this is gonna light up the podcast circuit all week and I can't wait for it.
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#AubreyEdwards Accused Of Filing Mass DMCA Takedown Notices For #AEW Under Fake Name
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@TMZ_Sports Never let your girl dictate the terms of the relationship.
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By this same logic Leffen and Jisu should both be banned for outright lying about multiple inflammatory situations that were clear acts of defamation. ESAM should also be banned for gassing up every false allegation he promoted in the 2020 cancelpalooza by this logic as well.
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Wrote up a document in an effort to further explain the reasoning behind Hax's ban. I hope this helps clear things up for some folks.
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I just realized that Enzo Amore became cruiserweight champion, had his own highly entertaining faction, had a forced romance angle, got Neville to ragequit WWE, AND got fired all before Big Cass even had an ETA on his return. 🤔
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@Zeddy_Beat I'm not gonna let you slander my mans Gandhi like that. Gotta put some respect on his name!
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@ForwardLeaks The main reason is because they want to CHARGE YOU for their pre-approved JPEG textures. Easiest, lowest effort microtransactions ever. The whole racism thing was a reason too, just not as important though.
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@aaronmac64 As soon as I get home from work I'm hitting this Kickstarter. I've been DYING for a new F-Zero game for 15 years now and this is the closest I'll ever get to the dopamine highs I get when playing GX.
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@Brewers Remember when he got caught juicing, claimed that the test administrator was anti-Semitic, AND got let go unpunished on a technicality? Real class act.
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