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Software engineer @ disney+ • soy dev that figured out how to edit. Views are my own

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@ahmadaccino
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i just experienced a recruiter horror story today. he sent only one email that included the time and the meeting outlook made from it was indeed for 5... He created an entire novel in his head about me
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@ahmadaccino
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he apologized... tech twitter did something really nice to me today. i usually post memes on here but today we hopefully inspired change to err is human. honestly I dont feel spiteful to him. i hope all recruiters see devs as human and all devs view recruiters as human. I really
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@ahmadaccino
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i just experienced a recruiter horror story today. he sent only one email that included the time and the meeting outlook made from it was indeed for 5... He created an entire novel in his head about me
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@ahmadaccino
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didnt want to release his name at first... but if your in the chicago area please avoid this guy. very rude
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@ahmadaccino
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@kirawontmiss english teachers: "its a symbol for struggle"
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@ahmadaccino
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I have years of industry experience, yet I still saw the value in going to college to get some foundational knowledge in cs. I finish in a month too at that. It was clear from the beginning that he liked being in a position of power.
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@ahmadaccino
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update🫡
@ahmadaccino
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he apologized... tech twitter did something really nice to me today. i usually post memes on here but today we hopefully inspired change to err is human. honestly I dont feel spiteful to him. i hope all recruiters see devs as human and all devs view recruiters as human. I really
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@ahmadaccino
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i deeply appreciate all the support. you guys are awesome. I honestly was doubting myself for a good hour if there is anything a self-taught programmer learns it's that even if a piece of paper can prove something, one's skills prove everything. I had to remind myself that today
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@The_546_Project i imagine so!
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@ahmadaccino
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"my fellow americans... javascript should no longer be on the server"
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@ahmadaccino
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we're so back
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@ahmadaccino
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@tpjackson1 up there with "my dog ate my homework"
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@ahmadaccino
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2 months
locked in? cooking? my brother in christ you are making a chatgpt wrapper and calling it a startup
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locked in? cooking? my brother in Christ we are concatenating strings
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@techsavvytravvy i'll do that, im used to getting roasted on twitter but this was straight up bullying
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@ahmadaccino
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how has macos not been able to do the most basic of audio features: the volume mixer
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@RollForSanity the meds took off the weighted clothing
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@ahmadaccino
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@denzilv wow, this is huge. did not expect this to blow up on other platforms too. really hope this inspires change. pls keep it positive if you can though, dont want to inspire any harassment towards any one person, even if they messed up
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@ahmadaccino
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@Fatichar_ji oh wow, thats good to hear. this is my first no show so i thought this was a common experience at the beginning
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@EstebanfourPrez the apology was not the goal. the prevention of recruiters taking advantage of people in need of jobs was the goal
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name THE hardest line in all of fiction.
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my load balancer on my app with 1 user
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@__mj5_ right, a simple chatgpt chatbot could organize first talks and meetings easily
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🔊 @ThePrimeagen talking about protobufs at the #streamawards
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@fbritoferreira @Microsoft the ghosts are even worse because you never have an idea what went wrong. feedback is how one improves at interviewing
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@kirawontmiss im posting up for those turtles frfe, forget the damn cameras
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@kirawontmiss bro reading the safety training courses like:
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@adamrunner1 thanks, at first i was destroyed, i had to remind myself what I accomplished over the years
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@ThePrimeagen trying to save @MelkeyDev in leaked Elden Ring DLC video
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@ahmadaccino
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3 months
@PatrickDickey yeah i think it was the latter. didn't justify his response ofc. I don't want him to get a single cent of commission out of me though so I don't think I want to continue with him either way
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@ahmadaccino
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@techsavvytravvy nope. i'll continue to professionally meme ofc. hell threading will be my main source of internet compensation
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me running from @ThePrimeagen after i stole his pc (he has the source code for jquery 5 and is now hunting me down)
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3 months
@ThePrimeagen no way prime is gonna be able to see all the girls i fumbled with one sql query
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@ahmadaccino
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recruiter: "It's no wonder you did not finish college." me one month later:
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3 months
i just experienced a recruiter horror story today. he sent only one email that included the time and the meeting outlook made from it was indeed for 5... He created an entire novel in his head about me
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@pfs1337 @techsavvytravvy Oof, that could be the case. I sent the company an email. He's just going to ignore it probably. Unfortunate.
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@ahmadaccino
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unethical pro life tip: when you cant afford a QA team, just start some twitter beef and watch the haters expose all the bugs for you. for free. people will even praise you for fixing them, thus you can market and QA test your app simultaneously for free
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@JonathanHeindl right, no ai here. just deep-seated hatred for a fellow human being that I'm trying to get hired
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girls, if your man uses "let" over "const", leave him. that man is scared of commitment
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you can call @t3dotgg many things but slacker aint one of them. over 8 hours this man has been TALKING about tech. call me a react component cus i gotta give props
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@kirawontmiss we come out the womb know these hands are rated E for everyone. We're taught the opposite🐸
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4 months
stop using tailwind, its pure overhead
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how different people reacting to devin:
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me about to pitch server components to @ThePrimeagen
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@orange__juice77 and real estate agents. some of them do nothing but show you a house you already picked out and want to get paid thousandsss
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@ahmadaccino
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3 months
how theo's first community note will look like:
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@t3dotgg
Theo - t3.gg
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I can write community notes now, yall are so fucked
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people will use anything except decorators
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planetscale in court trying to figure out what they did wrong:
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@bersii right. this is a symptom of many recruiters nowadays. the best ones are the ones that equally cares about the company and applicants wishes. two years ago i even had a situation where i had an interview scheduled but got an offer by my current company. i informed the recruiter
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@t3dotgg @MelkeyDev @excalidraw this is the map he uses to navigate that cursed file
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hear me out: htmx in react native
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@MattJamesBoyle my problem with standups is people wait until standup to ask people questions. or they'll wait for standup to say their blocked. there should be constant communication throughout the day
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@ahmadaccino
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as others have guessed. yes. he did ask me to take it down immediately after the flu thing. in the same message in fact. it's just hard to give the benefit of the doubt on this one. didn't seem like he cared about hurting my entire future as a dev before
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@baby_aerie
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@EstebanfourPrez @ahmadaccino that was the most half-assed apology 💀 apologies DON'T start with an excuse or motive, EVER.
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@t3dotgg the iPhone reinvented the wheel. there isn't a lot you can do on the vision pro that you can't on the quest 3 (other than apple specific integrations) innovative? yes. revolutionary like the iPhone? that seems like a stretch more resolution is dope tho
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@ahmadaccino
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@here4laughsX @iamhbozz @kirawontmiss i'll give you 24 hours to delete this
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@ThePrimeagen wait till zag comes out
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accidentally called cloudfront "cloudflare" in a meeting with aws. im cooked
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@t3dotgg throwing in dark mode incentives
@ThePrimeagen
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last night theo and pirate software bullied me into thinking about doing content creation full time my life feels in shambles, and my wife said I should do it
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me when I come back to vercel after trying aws again
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@ahmadaccino
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@lctafk i debated that, but i also dont want to stoop to his level. Although, if hes bullying other people like that it might be worth it to stop his antics by letting his higher ups know
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@joelatwar it works for me. i'll take a half baked solution at this point I just want it. so I'm going to make it
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Maintaining this 2M+ LOC C++ microservice is a nightmare. Inheritance hierarchies deeper than the Mariana Trench, SOLID principles nowhere to be found, and coupling tighter than a straightjacket. The architect? Probably off the grid, cackling at our misery. Refactoring is like
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@gianmanp pre-pandemic job searching was so nice. if one got really really desperate they could even go to local businesses and advertise services.
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Me walking into a service outage:
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"if you cant use assembly then you arent a developer" ahh tweet
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all this for writing javascript is crazy
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@ThePrimeagen me: i can fix her her:
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@TylerEWillis you're the third person now ive seen here that mentioned having a similar experience. really hope he can change his ways
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i have the opportunity to do something very funny on
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@endingwithali the hair plane.... the hair plane is stopping me
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@denzilv nice, thats how these should go. it should be discussions of ideas. great stuff man
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@t3dotgg you should give them your social security so your package comes faster
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NOOO. twitter got switfties to use typescript too. react native stock going BRRRRRRRRRRRR
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as an avid @ThePrimeagen & @t3dotgg watcher. this was wild to see. you guys are dope 🤝 prime, i will pledge $1k towards your next pair of glasses🖤
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@t3dotgg Must be a spicy one if this is what my youtube home looks like
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hot take: its not that i cant afford @PlanetScale , its that if i had to choose between planetscale or a new body pillow every month im gonna put a sqlite file on a vps for $3 and spend the the other $36 on new body pillows. every. single. time. and with no regrets either
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Harshdeep Singh Hura
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If you can't pay $39/month for PlanetScale, you're not gonna make it
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updated for historical accuracy. prime wants NOTHING to do with provider hell
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btw I don't actually think this matters
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@ahmadaccino
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i just won tech airchat
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@ahmadaccino
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i do not troll often (this is a lie), but when i do imma be 10x more dedicated then you expect me to be
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However hard you think I'm about to get trolled, I promise you it's 10 times harder. Maybe we shouldn't have paywall'd Dark Mode™️ after all...
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prime tonight
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@Akademiks you've been glazing drake for 10 years. hes never giving you the interview. just stop
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@sudobunni say that you hate arch, I heard that is male-repellent
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how dare you guys... my reviewers did the same thing tho i cant be mad😭😭
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@ccccjjjjeeee *opens twitter* *sees this* *closes twitter*
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@ThePrimeagen people who think its easy be like:
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I JUST TOOK DOWN PROD NOOOOO. I HATE APIGATEWAY SO MUCH
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@TheJackForge glazing a company thats trying to replace you is wild
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im somewhat of a barista myself
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as a dev, i can never, in good conscience, include spaces in a file name I used to name files with spaces like "Soychotic Feet Pics 3.jpg", but now I do "soychotic-feet-pics-3.jpg" and i now realize i can never go back without feeling wired about it...
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@ThePrimeagen prime now that he quit netflix
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"the floor isnt type safe" me and the boys:
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@ahmadaccino
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if i get a pr request notification on my watch im chucking that mf into the nearest pond
@marceloterreiro
Marcelo T. Prado
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With @linear new mobile app, I’ll never miss an issue from Flash Calendar’s GH repo! Thanks @jorilallo for the invite 🙏🙏
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@SomDud520136 you're not the target audience. and thats fine. let us get our mixer
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does anyone want to work on this? i need swift devs. I was able to split with AVAudioMixerNode but to get current volume data and be able to change it at the same time is giving me mad skill issues
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I AM RETIRING FROM C++!!
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@kirawontmiss their kids finding out what bbl drizzy was in 20 years
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@t3dotgg i literally created a new meme format
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best commit message of the week award goes to
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@badcop_
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i have a confession i have been using AI to code for months now.
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at one point does a personal project become a startup for yall?
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@ThePrimeagen manager: didnt i tell you not to reinvent the wheel?!! me after making yet another web framework in c++:
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