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@abombayboy
Bombay Boy
5 years
Imagine you're at this unlimited buffet. All-you-can-eat. And some imbecile comes and flips your plate Now sure you can get angry, sulk, be depressed But you forget you're at an unlimited buffet Go and get what you want. That, boys and girls, is how you deal with failure
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@abombayboy
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Most Indian web serieses are trying to normalize living in, having girlfriends/Bfs, pre-marital sex, etc. Don't fall for it. It's not the majority. And it's far from normal. You've been lucky to be born in a culture with certain rules. Follow them. You'll be happy.
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@abombayboy
Bombay Boy
3 years
Yogi knows
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@abombayboy
Bombay Boy
5 years
A woman once told me, women see men like men see jobs. 1. Never leave one till the other is confirmed 2. Always be looking for a better offer
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@abombayboy
Bombay Boy
2 years
Ladies, there is no "hoe phase" That's the end of the road Once you start the hoe phase You forever a hoe
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@abombayboy
Bombay Boy
3 years
Lol
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@abombayboy
Bombay Boy
3 years
A beautiful woman's virginity is an indicator of one or all of the following: 1. Well protected 2. Religious 3. Cultured 4. Not impulsive 5. Can't be fooled easily 6. Not desperate 7. Clean 8. Has standards for herself 9. Obedient
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@abombayboy
Bombay Boy
3 years
It's interesting how your history textbooks never talked about inflation and currency debasement
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@abombayboy
Bombay Boy
5 years
If you want a life where you don't give a fuck what people think of you, you MUST set yourself up so that you are independent financially. You can't have an IDGAF attitude and be an employee at the same time. Reviews and peer reviews are literally other people judging you.
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@abombayboy
Bombay Boy
3 years
Civilizations fall when men become weak and women become promiscuous
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@abombayboy
Bombay Boy
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@abombayboy
Bombay Boy
3 years
You can't half ass a job a like this
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@abombayboy
Bombay Boy
3 years
A free woman is either sad, depressed or used
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@abombayboy
Bombay Boy
3 years
PSA: block every Indian woman you know who has liked or shared this image as inspiration or a mark of success What they see: success What they miss: one doesnt have children, one has no husband, the third has neither
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@abombayboy
Bombay Boy
3 years
Women dont seem to believe in karma as much as men A man subconsciously will hold back and wont insult beyond a point Women have no capacity to hold back unless they are afraid of consequences
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@abombayboy
Bombay Boy
3 years
If your country's law doesn't have a strong religious frame, it will soon be replaced by a religion that does
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@abombayboy
Bombay Boy
4 years
Get married to a girl whose views are even more right wing than your own
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@abombayboy
Bombay Boy
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@Austen Imagine his reaction when he saw this copy coming out of Apple
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Nidhi was looking for a quality phone. Then she discovered iPhone.
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@abombayboy
Bombay Boy
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@RealCandaceO The Somalis did strike first with Ilhan Omar
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@abombayboy
Bombay Boy
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First they cried for the right to get an education When they got that, they cried for the right to work When they got that, they cry for this nonsense The crying never stops
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if men menstruated, corporates would mandate 2-3 days of paid menstrual leave every month.
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@abombayboy
Bombay Boy
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Always remember making money and building a career are two separate things Money is money Career is titles All your titles : "Senior Director" , "senior manager" "chief whatever officer" can suck my dick
@abombayboy
Bombay Boy
4 years
Your goal is not to build a career Your goal is to make money .
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@abombayboy
Bombay Boy
2 years
Indian parents while moderately successful at protecting their daughters from boys, failed at protecting their daughters from feminism
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@abombayboy
Bombay Boy
4 years
Advice to all men of all ages: Do you wish to marry her? - No Do you wish to fuck her? - What! No! I wouldn't even ... Good. Then stay away from her -But she's my frie... No.
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@abombayboy
Bombay Boy
5 years
You're on your own. Nobody is coming to save you. Spend your time on making money and levelling up. Because if you don't, and you fall, none of the people you "hang out" with now will help you Focus solely on yourself
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@abombayboy
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There is at least one person in your bloodline who helped change you financial class from poverty to wherever you're at now Be immensely grateful to that ancestor Be sure to spend your life in a way that future progeny shall be grateful to you as well
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@abombayboy
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First they'll ask for the opportunity, then they'll be entitled to it , then they'll punish you if they don't have it their way Remember this next time you're overwhelmed by compassion
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@abombayboy
Bombay Boy
3 years
Bullying people on attributes they can't change is unproductive Bullying people on attributes they can change is a moral imperative h/t @LifeMathMoney
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@abombayboy
Bombay Boy
2 years
You can make boys a lot more productive by telling them unproductive activities are for girls
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@abombayboy
Bombay Boy
3 years
PETA asking Amul to start selling Vegan milk like Amul gives a fuck about PETA ๐Ÿ˜‚
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@abombayboy
Bombay Boy
1 year
Any doctors or people in the know on height science know what's going on here? Whatever it is, it clearly isn't genetics. And it isn't accidental. What is it ?
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@abombayboy
Bombay Boy
5 years
Shitty room-mates -> Leave Shitty boss -> Leave Shitty people around -> Leave The biggest regret will always be "I should have left sooner"
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@abombayboy
Bombay Boy
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If you get married in a traditional religious ceremony, like your ancestors did, without the permission of the State, it would still be a marriage There is no reason for you to have the State interfere Marriage has existed for far far longer than the State has
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@abombayboy
Bombay Boy
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Where's the lie
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@abombayboy
Bombay Boy
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Gentlemen, the Ramayana is the cure to your resentment
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@abombayboy
Bombay Boy
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The disrespect you tolerate, is the disrespect you get.
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@abombayboy
Bombay Boy
4 years
Quit trying to "remove stigma" and normalize things The stigma is there for good reason
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@abombayboy
Bombay Boy
2 years
You dont want to end up as the guy who knows a lot of information and is poor
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@abombayboy
Bombay Boy
3 years
Most college students are happy Most employees are not Lesson in there
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@abombayboy
Bombay Boy
3 years
Ladies, the only men who say they have no problem with your past, are ones who have no intention of having a future with you
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@abombayboy
Bombay Boy
3 years
Banned for not taking the vaccine. Banned for not taking the knee. Banned for saying something someone didn't like. Sovereignty calling.
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@abombayboy
Bombay Boy
4 years
@Austen Entrepreneurs are remembered for what they build. Journalists are remembered for what they take down.
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@abombayboy
Bombay Boy
1 year
Weakness attracts misery Everytime you indulge in guilt, regret, shame, resentment, reliving mistakes of the past, you become an antenna that tunes into the frequency of misery Stop hurting yourself like that Vibe High
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@abombayboy
Bombay Boy
3 years
Today we study the mechanism of sin And how, if one is not careful, even the righteous can fall We will do this through the Marathi movie Pinjara - A Thread.
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@abombayboy
Bombay Boy
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Life in reality has only 4 events that matter Birth, marriage, birth of child, death (and related events) All other events, be it an exam passed, or a job interview cleared, or the opposite, are artificial events part of artificial games Avoid the artificial events
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@abombayboy
Bombay Boy
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Big luxury office buildings are a great hack to help employees feel rich while keeping them poor
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Bombay Boy
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Good women naturally have a childlike innocence Protect it by protecting them against the world
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@abombayboy
Bombay Boy
2 years
The original, Frame
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@abombayboy
Bombay Boy
3 years
Marketing: Sugar is Celebration Sugar is Congratulations Sugar is Thank You Sugar is Happy Festivities Sugar is Happiness Reality: Sugar is Cancer Sugar is Diabetes Sugar is Alzheimers Sugar is Obseity Sugar is Low-T Sugar is Death
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@abombayboy
Bombay Boy
3 years
The only way to get rid of a habit is to view it as disgust or death In the long term every bad habit is exactly that You just need to tell your brain that its that in the short term as well
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@abombayboy
Bombay Boy
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If you think you're middle class, you're not You're actually poor Because you are just one hospital event away from your entire savings being wiped out Get wealthy Your life depends on it
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@abombayboy
Bombay Boy
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If women weren't meant to be virgins before getting married, they wouldn't have had a hymen
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@abombayboy
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3 years
Why do so many white VCs marry women of Asian descent (chinese, Korean, etc) ?
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@abombayboy
Bombay Boy
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The most successful/insightful/smartest people I can think of all focus on one thing: Compounding
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@abombayboy
Bombay Boy
1 year
Hard times create strong men [Satya Yug] Strong men create good times [Treta Yug] Good times create weak men [Dwapar Yug] Weak men create hard times [Kali Yug]
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@abombayboy
Bombay Boy
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A man's laziness and unwillingness to work is primarily his lack of confidence He has been told (or told himself) that he will never amount to anything, and therefore his mind stops trying Such a person needs someone in his life who believes in him greatly Most don't
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@abombayboy
Bombay Boy
3 years
Its unclear how a woman who has deeply loved a man can possibly love another Avoid women with a past
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@abombayboy
Bombay Boy
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Careful boys. It's dangerous out there.
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@abombayboy
Bombay Boy
3 years
35-year old feminist orders cake Feminist: also, be sure the cake is vegan and not too sweet Bakery: dont worry ma'am. We'll make it bitter and eggless. Just like you.
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@abombayboy
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This is the kind of guy that grows up being told by his mom "good things always happen to good people" That's why you need a Dad to laugh and say "no they dont ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚. "
@cassiee1919
Cassie โ‹†
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this is Riyan heโ€™s the best friend ever he drove 3 hours to take me out to eat๐Ÿฅบ love him like a brother ๐Ÿ’“ #bffl
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@abombayboy
Bombay Boy
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If there's a course for it in a University, you're already late to the game
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@abombayboy
Bombay Boy
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With hard work, anything is possible Stay focused
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@abombayboy
Bombay Boy
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The fall of american institutions is a good example of why people all over the world for generations shunned homosexuality, transgenderism and women's rights If anyone ever again asks why these are bad things, tell them "because the US fell"
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@abombayboy
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VC is now more about status than it is about money One way to know when that is the case, is when more women want to start entering the field
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@abombayboy
Bombay Boy
3 years
Gentlemen, forget about impressing girls, impress your father instead
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@abombayboy
Bombay Boy
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Abolishing child labor and child marriage were both big mistakes All it ended up doing was extending childhood to late 20s (30s even)
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@abombayboy
Bombay Boy
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This is the way
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@abombayboy
Bombay Boy
2 years
A man must never lose that inherent sense of belief that he is better than everyone around him All boys are born with it Those who lose that sense as they grow up, lose at life Leave the humility nonsensr for when you're old and out of the game Till then, win
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@abombayboy
Bombay Boy
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The rule is simple boys and girls. If it's not something you'd like your parents to know about, don't do it.
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If you're a man, never take a woman's advice She is incapable of understanding your psyche
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People respect money and muscles. Get both.
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Bombay Boy
4 years
People didn't commit suicide because Harshad Mehta brought the markets up People committee suicide because Sucheta Dalal brought it down
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Bombay Boy
2 years
@paulg At least one reason why startups exist is because big companies can't see the point of putting their resources into something fledgeling that won't move the needle compared to their current business
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@abombayboy
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As a man your job is to think of every possible worst case scenario and protect your family from it before it happens part 1 of this is getting wealthy so you have resources,connections Part 2 is to controlling access to information and people that your family interacts with
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Bombay Boy
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People fuck up far more because of a lack of focus and prioritization of what matters than because of a lack of hard work Money and muscles. Ignore all else
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Bombay Boy
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No hypergamy allowed in Manusmriti
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Bombay Boy
3 years
Men are trying to leave employment asap Women are fighting to enter employment ๐Ÿ˜‚
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@abombayboy
Bombay Boy
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You got to really be in India at this point to experience this It's unlike anything anyone alive has experienced thus far
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@abombayboy
Bombay Boy
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You don't win by being better at everyone else at a game that 90% of the people are playing You win by choosing to play games that 90% of the people are avoiding, or don't know about
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@abombayboy
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Indians are not genetically pre-disposed to date or run game. Stop trying. Succeed and arrange marriage
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Bombay Boy
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None of the indian CEOs of international companies are 2nd generation indian americans btw Every one of them was born and brought up in india for the first 18 years of their life Would seem that an Indian upbringing in India had more to do with it than genetics
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@abombayboy
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Description of the Kalyug in the Mahabharat for those too "educated" to be religious
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@abombayboy
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Avoid announcing good things happening in your life on social You may think you are "sharing happiness" But you are more likely causing envy and resentment Don't invite evil eye Enjoy your happiness and good luck It can't be shared, so don't try
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Sperms are attacked and killed by women's immune system and WBCs You weren't just the fastest champ You were also the sneakiest, stealthiest, and strongest Congratulations!
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@abombayboy
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You're doing well in life when your CA offers his daughter's hand in marriage
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Remember Gs, when you're succeeding, Devraj Indra will send an apsara to distract you. Stay focused.
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@abombayboy
Bombay Boy
4 years
Rule #1 of #metoo , wait for him to get famous
@zerohedge
zerohedge
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Second Woman Accuses Nikola Founder Trevor Milton Of Sexual Abuse, Files Formal Complaint
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Bombay Boy
3 years
He who asks the questions, controls the conversation
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Bombay Boy
2 years
Do fathers not tell their daughters to dress more modestly? Do the daughters not listen? Is the father not around/aware? Is he "open-minded"? What's going on ?
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Bombay Boy
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If you meet most Indians over 50, their brains haven't adjusted to inflation They still think 60 lakhs is a lot of money And can't see anyone spending 3000 on lunch
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Bombay Boy
1 year
The best weapon against a woman is another woman
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The only thing raising the minimum age of marriage for girls to 21 will do is ensure every girl has at least one boyfriend before she gets married
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@abombayboy
Bombay Boy
2 years
So much love for Kohli rn That's why as a man you got to win No win, no love
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@abombayboy
Bombay Boy
1 year
King. Warrior. Magician. Lover. Dwarka. Mathura. Kurukshetra. Vrindavan. Jai Shri Krishna
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@abombayboy
Bombay Boy
3 years
As a rule, avoid insulting a man in front of his wife and kids Them having respect for him is crucial for his family dynamic to last
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@abombayboy
Bombay Boy
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When a girl says she wants freedom, she saying she want to be a hoe Say no Tell daughter
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@abombayboy
Bombay Boy
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When your back is against the wall, never forget
@GitaShlokas
Bhagavad Gita ๐‘
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Give up this weakness!
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@abombayboy
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I can't stress enough how important it is for boys to avoid hanging out with girls till they are wealthy Girls' view of the world is so out of touch with reality, money is literally the last thing on their mind As a man, money should be the first and only thing on your mind
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@abombayboy
Bombay Boy
1 year
India still has more Dharma than the west, because unlike the west, we never stopped burning witches Happy Holi
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@abombayboy
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One of the best advantages of being a CA is, you see early in life, where the money is being made
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@abombayboy
Bombay Boy
3 years
And you think your ancestor's Mantras dont have an effect on you anon ?
@BrianRoemmele
Brian Roemmele
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Styrofoam balls reacting to different sound frequencies. Remember, everything is frequency.
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