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photographer| communist| balkan boricua | posts are mostly satire| professional hater

NYC
Joined July 2012
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@abit0femerald
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@rieslingbeauty My therapist don’t even be speaking because she’s always appalled at my actions
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@PDamian19 @causedamaged @reyu_mu @hexprax @theskyscribe Native New Yorker here to confirm that is some gentrifier transplant shit and she probably goes to NYU or parsons
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@thesoftestbitch If the first picture is his place of employment, I work for the same company and they don’t take too well to their employees being criminals. Add some insult to injury why don’t we
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@jaxajueny Watching the last season on shrooms changed me I never cried so hard in my life
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@0pvlent Argentines will do this but their grandfather is a German immigrant that arrived in the late 40’s
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@asapchilla @tt1pdvinyl @dogwrld If you’re asking this you may be too young
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I really can’t wait for Six Speed and Florida Thang to drop. Dude, fuck I love pouya, I can’t wait for his next album
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@folkmoreoutsold @Grindr @ThePopTingz Homophobic and a swifite? Pick a struggle
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@bamb1ed I’m an art student so I’m working on all my projects at the same time and it’s usually 3-4 each class
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@soberthots_ You could have fun in Astoria at one point. Now we can’t do shit in certain areas because Becky from Michigan has to be up at 6 am for her yoga class.
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@workwithtierany Slavic community 🤝 black community Garlic and onion powder on everything
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@imannoo_ If you need to do something haram by proxy, the pagans always got you covered babe
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@alecexox @PlaygirlyesIam @NaiElizabeth2 @Twinkie_October @TheeNayomi The planet is dying and ppl are praising billionaires still?
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@DrizzyJae @rieslingbeauty She’s so disappointed in me, like girl… at least I’m sober now, Trust the progress?
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When fat citronella walks into your office #psatmemes
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@asapchilla @tt1pdvinyl @dogwrld I’m 19, Odd Future was up and poppin when I was in middle school and was a big role in my development as an angst filled teen. If anyone who is older than me and listens to Tyler the creator but not OF missed out big
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No formal coming out I just started being hella fruity publicly and everyone was just like yeah
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@ABitOfCalvin found this fossil in my camera roll
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@whitest_injera One of his friends is a regular at my job and seeing it from the other end is even funnier
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Stop trying to relate to Prince Zuko, you’re a white boy that hangs out in soho and you use girls to resolve your trauma. Zuko would never
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@amrezy Girl… the kool aid, please don’t drink it.
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@laineybot I really don't find a lot of things to draw attraction but I am learning and #IExist
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@bamb1ed I go to a public CUNY because I’m a poor nyc native and my major is underfunded. Most private art institutes especially parsons are a gimmick
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Balkan parents be like “wtf do you mean you’re non binary” and then call their “daughters” sine…
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@FinesseEness I love watching anglos fail at colonizing AAVE, it’s the one thing they will never be able to get right
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@russianbarbii @UGHBARBlE Slavic latina here too, I look only like my mom. Couldn’t tell you why but my father looks nothing like me and looks very obviously hispanic. Would probably ask your parents to get a linage test as well
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@iiamaraii @Yonnasingsss @jaxajueny It was good for the character development, not for the weak tho 😭😭
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@Block_Saibot @JasonJDaniel @PopBase He’s not strong, men like him pay me to step and spit on them behind close doors. You’re probably a little bitch boy just like him
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@asapchilla @tt1pdvinyl @dogwrld Nah bro, just give it a listen. I promise you were all still bumping OF 😭😭
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@cakebops @0pvlent There’s nothing wrong with actually being white and latine, but check yourself 😐 just because your great great grandma was black or native doesn’t give you the right to be speaking on certain things. Sitting back and learning from BIPOC is a great thing!
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@alicialartey You guys are gonna be really mad when you find out how naturally dark some balkan people are…
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@whitest_injera Side note these are also rich white twinks from fire island. That’s why it’s funny
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@howwhenyoubuti @6arbiedoll I’ve only seen white people use fae as a pronoun but when it comes from someone who isn’t white it’s suddenly a joking matter? Their pronouns are valid and deserve to be respected. Confused on how to use them? Just ask
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@SLAYLONIE This is giving “you’ll address me by my husbands rank” vibes
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@SlothBoiii wow meth lab employees of the month
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@ryan_landay @tajontweeter @canopyofsteel “Covid refugee” yeah they were right when they said Covid gives you brain damage you’re the living proof
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#GrowingUpEmo knowing the lyrics to every my chem song EVER
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@mentalmyko @paris_105 @madonnadailyxxx @patatasfritasm @skyferrori In cities with diversity, we are taught about the major religions. Im sorry if you live in middle America or just a town with no BIPOC people, where the education is flavorless
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@IStoleYaHeart @russianbarbii @UGHBARBlE The Sami people of Norway fighting their government right now for putting wind farms on their land look very white to me
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Today was amazing thank you so much @sorryimalex and @tim3togo http://t.co/qIGM0JbPNB
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@bamb1ed The only ppl I know who go to parsons are children of diplomats and CEOs 😭
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@tanamongeau Do shrooms and vaping will make you sick any time after you try
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@keyon Hi I’m a broke photographer from nyc here’s one of my pieces. It astonishes me that Jurgen gets clients and I don’t, droppinga like would make my day.
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@l0vebReAksU 2015 was great, we were all semi twitter popular
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It's been a year (11/21/14) since I've seen the people who've helped me for the better @piercetheveil @SWStheband thank you
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@ABitOfCalvin I used to struggle with self harm a lot and I've made it almost 8 months clean now It was a battle but one you can win.
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@alex_95_mm @salmawysalma What’s wrong with Eastern Europe? Is it the American propaganda you’ve probably been fed?
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@SaraBrnic_ And I think the children in Sarajevo would have loved to not be hunted for sport back then as well…
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I made my home screen 100x better by doing this @Stevoptweets http://t.co/VjZUEqhDOd
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@commiecybrbully Spelling isn’t his strong suit and it shows JDJSKSN
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I look baked but whatever http://t.co/p6H6scgN3p
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People don't believe that I'm Croatian here's proof #growingupcroatian http://t.co/GGPw1M7IaI
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@ABitOfCalvin I promoted you at the store http://t.co/0ZiZCY5MnU
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When your family calls you sine but you're a girl #GrowingUpCroatian #soml http://t.co/tG2eNuzK2O
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@imogengough @MrMennoTweets Do people getting boob jobs offend you too?
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Landlord called me a g*psy for being from the Balkans so I called hpd and told them there’s no smoke detectors and a caved in part of the ceiling 🤠
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@Rrrrnessa I don’t wanna know what her family was up to in the 40’s ._.
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Feelin pretty ✨
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@Fouadberima @DramaAlert The matrix was created by two trans women and the film was an expression of their transition
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@bimbosumit That is a frat boy trying to get girls by having a “different” vibe, he exclusively listens to tame impala, bought a really expensive guitar to play 3 chords… his number one artist is dom dolla or John summit
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Follow me on insta @|abitofemerald
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Balkan girls do it better 🇭🇷✨
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Hearing your grandmother tell some war story like #croatianproblems #growingupcroatian
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@syzygy_ie @whitest_injera They’re trying to play it off as if it was food left out from a party
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@tim3togo run them over with their own cars
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@ziggysautism It’s disappointing to see an ashkenazi woman who also happens to be half black as well take such a dark path, she could have been so great
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@layloqasim xenophobics have been a little too comfortable lately
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Balkan Twitter about to beat your ass horrifically
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@SaeedDiCaprio Ireland is the only European country to be a victim of colonialism and people are surprised when Irish people choose the side of the people being colonized
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One year since @Snapchat banned my account wrongfully and I won’t be able to hear or see any of my memories with dead friends
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@decayher @renoccoli Someone needs to love and light his house on fire 🥴
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@t0pb1tch2 @backtomichel Then you gotta write to Telfar directly because I’m not looking to steal. I’m trying to rep the designer that grew up in the same environment I did
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@annabelsaladaze @hawillisdc She’s from Astoria??? ASTORIA??? Send her ass back to queens so I can shoot it w her pls
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Turned 19 today 🥰✨
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Nobody: Neoliberalhell:
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If you can’t put your hatred for Serbs aside for one day while these poor children process what just happened to them and you can’t extend your empathy towards those families who lost their children you’re not human
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My anthem every time I get fucked over
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@ABitOfCalvin I was scrolling thru the # abitofcalvin tag and um you have a smut blog now... http://t.co/55imwIUp8P
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Me watching my life fall apart after a series of self sabotaging episodes
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If you aren't watching @ABitOfCalvin new video what are you doing ?!?!?
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@ABitOfCalvin this is why you flop
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A relationship should be 50/50. He worships the ground I walk on and I make sure he follows a skincare routine
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Btw this almost made front cover for a magazine but I couldn’t afford the space
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@BryanStars don't text and shit kids
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A customer said I looked like grimes today 🙈
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@ang5elina @parasocialyte She’s being a pest. Gentrifiers come to this city, bitch and moan, and make everything 10x more expensive.
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Thought I looked cute idk 🤨
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@legallyines This one hurt the most 🥲
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Still can’t believe @snapchatsupport deleted my account with all the important memories I’ll never get back.
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The way Balkan Twitter unites against these smooth brains warms my heart
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USA has gone full Balkans now.
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Croat here to tell you the flag in your profile is actually a nationalist symbol too! If you’d like a history lesson I can provide you one
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Hey Borjan! Your “3-finger salute” was the same one yr ppl used to cheer #Yugoslav #Serb tanks & #Chetniks who devastated #Croatia . #shameful
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#NonBinaryDay because I finally learned to accept myself for who I am
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@Fish_andChipper @KakamFella @SaeedDiCaprio The Balkans were not part of the ussr pls read a book I’m begging
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@Anania00 As a native nyc head all the pretentious rich kids are flocking out the city again so rent should be dropping soon
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